Desert Sands

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While the events told in the previous chapter occurred, let us go the where Nekura Naiou (Neku-chan) and her twin, Kanashii Kaosu (Kana) were doing…

Neku-chan was on the computer doing who-knows-what while Kanashii was reading and listening to music and they were both in the same room. But most amazingly there were no pots flying about, no pillows being depleted, nothing being destroyed and no evil laughter of one or both of the girls' resounding through the neighborhood, which was quite strange for the household of the two girls. Although because of the silence quite a few of their neighbors were have paranoia attacks for they feared that the two mentally unstable teenagers were plotting something evil and were hiding in closets, bedrooms and behind potted plants in hopes of being protected.

But of course the calmness was broken when Neku-chan started laughing at something she reading, which immediately piqued Kanashii's curiosity, so off she went to investigate.

"What's so funny?" Kanashii asked as Neku-chan practically fell of her chair.

"They hahaha…oh god…I love this story hahahaha hahahaha, of, oh gods!" Neku-chan choked out before becoming unable to talk.

Of course Kanashii became even more curious, "WHHAAAAAAAATTT??? WHOOOO???" she wailed.

But she got no answer, so she decided that Neku-chan need a bath and went to the bathroom, filled up a bucket of icy water and dumped it on the still laughing Neku-chan.

"IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD KANASHII KAOSU!!!" Nekura screamed before tackling her twin in an attempt to strangle her, but the older girl suddenly whipped out a chopstick and cried, "En guard! On thy feet yon knave!"

And so began the chopstick-fencing duel and they were still at it when Malik and Marik found them…15 minutes later.

Marik cracked up at the scene before them and Malik just grinned evilly and said in a singsong voice, "Oh Neku-chan, Kanashii! Guess what we know?!"

Immediately the two girls paused and Neku-chan turned to glare at their two grinning idiots (Malik- you have to admit that we are sexy idiots at least!).

"Weeeell??" She demanded looking annoyed that the duel was interrupted.

Malik grinned wider and with an evil glint in his eyes said, "Oh I dunno, just this and that and then of course there is that lovely little event involving Bakura and Ryou-chan…"

"Tell us!" Neku-chan whined, when things involved the two white haired bishis; things were always interesting especially since she and Kanashii had a bet about when would Bakura pop the question….

"Well now, I might tell you…or maybe I won't…" Malik drawled leaning lazily against the doorframe as Marik snickered at the looks on the girls' faces.

Kanashii's eyebrow twitched dangerously and then plastering an oh-so-sweet smile on her face, said, "Malik love, do you have a death wish? Because if you do you can just continue baiting us and you will find yourself in a very ah…'uncomfortable' position."

Malik gulps, looking a bit nervous, but shrugged it of saying, "Awww but I know what's happening right now…something so very interesting too!"

Kanashii suddenly started grinning savagely and turned to Neku-chan, "Say Neku-chan, how would you like to help me disembowel our dearest, blonde friend over there?"

Nekura smiled at the two idiotic blondes. "Disembowel these two gorgeous blondes?".

"Oh yeah." Kanashii grinned and she brought out a very shinny dagger, then proceeded to sharpen it while looking evilly at the too blonds at the door.

"Sure." Neku-chan purred, revealing her own shinny dagger.

Malik looked over at Marik, "…run?"

Marik, however, was already half out of the door…

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Wolfie- Right anyways, I know it took forever, but I had lots of stuff to do (tests, projects, my other stories etc etc) AND Neku-chan hasn't been updating ANY of her stories, grrr!

Neku- Um, okay now Kana, why don't we talk about this first?

Wolfie- ::chases after Neku to get her to update:: GET BACK HERE!!!

Wolfie-and THANKS!! to our reviewers, I hope you all liked this chapter! ^_~ ::goes back to chasing Neku::