Disclaimer: I… am a woman! No, just kidding! But I do not own Trigun! I also do not own DBZ, Pokemon, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Yu-Gi-Oh! Also, I like all these shows, but I thought it would be funny to make fun of them! Also, I do not own Trix.

A/N: Hello again, everyone! Thank you so much for the comments… I don't deserve it! No, really. Out of all the stories I've written, I've only finished one. I'm lazy… But! I WILL finish this story if it kills me! Wish me luck! As a final note, sorry for the cliché plot of this chapter… But I'll try my best in making it original!

~Kouji

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GTE: Great Teacher Ericks!

Chapter 4: That Elusive Mayfly Known As…

"Love?!" Vash yelled, as Kite smiled brightly. It was after class, and Kite needed to ask Vash something very important…

"Yes… I think I'm falling in love with Sayuri… She's so amazing…"

Vash smiled at Kite. Then suddenly, he burst out laughing. "Puahahahaha!! You've gotta be kidding!"

Kite growled, then punched Vash in the face. "Bastard! What's so funny?!"

Vash rubbed his nose, still laughing a little. "I'm sorry… It's just that… You're so short, and she's so…not…" Vash explained, patting Kite on the head. Kite frowned. Since he had last saw Vash, he had only grown a foot. Vash then calmed down. "Sorry… That was uncalled for… But what do you want me to do?"

Kite sighed. "Well, you're a poetic guy, aren't you?!"

Vash smiled egoistically. "Well, I'm no Shakespeare, but…"

Kite got on his knees. "Please!! You've gotta help me!! Write some that lovey-dovey crap!"

"It's not crap! I'm not gonna write anything with that attitude!"

"Alright, sorry… It's not crap! Please help me!!"

"I dunno… What if Meryl finds out? She'll think I'm seeing someone else!"

"Then tell her about it! She'll probably think it's 'cute' or something!"

Vash chuckled. "You really like Sayuri, don't you?…"

"Hell, yes!"

"Alright…"

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And so, Vash wrote and wrote… Then he wrote some more! Then, he ate a donut!

The next morning, Vash and Kite got to the school extra early. They were in the storage closet. Vash handed Kite the poem. "Now, here's what we do…" Vash then got out 2 "Heart" costumes. "Now, put this on."

"… How about not, and say we did?…" Kite said.

"Come on! It's all part of my plan!"

"The plan to embarrass Mr. Briefs by beating Mr. Son in a fight when he couldn't?"

"Huh?…"

"Nevermind…"

Suddenly a black cat with green eyes hopped out of one of the costumes. "Maow…"

Kite pointed to the costume. "That one's yours…" The cat then scratched Kite on the hand. "Ow! Damn cat!" The cat hissed, then walked off.

"Now, put on the costume!" Vash yelled.

"Never!" Kite screamed.

Vash got a huge demon head. "Yes you will!!!" He then forced Kite into the costume.

"… This is stupid… Remind me to kill you for this…"

"Alright, but then they'll be no one to write you your love poems!"

"…Fine, let's just get this over with…"

Vash put his costume on, and suddenly, the closet door opened. The custodian, Mr. Hexter, was staring at the two of them. "… Er… I'm not even gonna ask…" He then closed the door.

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Vash and Kite walked into the class. The class gave them weird looks. A student whispered to another. "See?! Hexter was right!!!" Most of the girls in class screamed. "Kawaii!!!" Vash and Kite lightly blushed. Kite cleared his throat. "Sayuri… A poem for you…" He read the poem:

With your beautiful eyes of icy blue,

I declare that I love you…

He then whispered to Vash. "Is that it?!"

Vash whimpered. "Hey, I was having an off night! It was the best I could do! Plus, Knives scared me when he talked in his sleep… He was talking about cute little monsters beating up each other while their masters barked commands!"

Sayuri blushed. She then asked Vash. "Mr. Stryfe, may Kite and I have a few moments alone?"

Vash nodded, then gave Kite a slight grin. Kite returned the grin and he walked into the hallway with Sayuri. "Yes, Sayuri?"

"… Kite, tell me the truth…"

"Huh?"

"Who really wrote that poem?"

"Um… well…"

"Kite, please! If you really do love me… Tell me…"

"Fine… It was V-- Er, GTE… How did you know it wasn't me?"

"Because, you couldn't write a poem to save your life!"

"Oh, thanks…" Kite said sarcastically.

Sayuri laughed. "No, problem… Kite, think you can hook me up with Mr. Stryfe?"

"What?!"

"Just kidding! The truth is, I like you too…"

"Oh… Like…"

She kissed him on the cheek. "Yes… You're a nice guy, but I'm not ready for a relationship… Maybe later?"

Kite nodded. "Alright…"

Sayuri smiled. "Good! Now take that costume off, it's scaring me!"

Kite sweat dropped.

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"… Where are Kite and Sayuri?" Vash wondered. Then suddenly, they walked back in, straightening their clothes. "Oh my god…"

Kite smiled. "Relax, we didn't do anything serious…"

"Um…"

"Gotcha! We didn't do anything! We just ruffled up our clothes!"

Vash sweat dropped. "Alright… Class, time to get serious! Get out your books!"

The class then got out, well… Their books…

"Now, what have we learned so far this year?!" Random suggestions were yelled out.

"That there really are hot teachers?"

"That butterflies are weird?"

"Dat heart costumes be freaky as hell, yo?"

Vash's face turned angrily red. "No! What have we learned about English?"

"…"

"That's right!! Nothing!! So, turn to page… 3..."

They did.

"Now, make a funny paper hat!"

They did.

"Now, set your books so they make a triangle-without-a-bottom shape!"

They did.

"There! Now you're a stranded sailor!"

"A what?!"

"I dunno… I heard about them from a special friend…" Vash then spaced out.

"Erm… Great Teacher Ericks? Homie?" Bobby said.

Kite sighed, then smiled. "We've lost him again…"

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Meanwhile, Knives was sitting alone at home. He looked at the wall. "Hey, don't look at me like that!"

Yusuke Urameshi smirked. "And why not? I'm gonna kick your ass for all those people you killed… Right, Goku?"

Goku nodded. "Yep! I wanna fight!" He then went Super Saiyan 500.

"NOW!!! IT IS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!! PREPARE YOUR DECK!!!" Yami Yugi stood, with seizure giving lights flashing in the background. He farted, and his coat went up.

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"NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Knives yelled, waking up. He sighed in relief, but still tied up. "What a horrible dream…" He then dumped in face into the remainder of his Trix. "Stupid rabbit, Trix are for genocidal manics!!! Mwahahahaha!!!"

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"AHHHHHH!!!" Suddenly, Vash awoke in a bed. "Oh, thank goodness… It was all a dream…" He looked to the side to see Wolfwood in bed with him.

"So, was it good for you, too?"

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"Oh god, NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NNNoooo…" Vash awoke in class, then burst out crying. He fell to the floor, and whimpered. "It burns… Evil…" He then got up. "Hello, class! What shall we do now?!"

The class stared at the teacher. Kite raised an eyebrow. "Um… The bell just rung… We need you to dismiss us…"

"… Oh! Class is dismissed!"

To be continued…

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And, that's all! I was in a very happy, weird mood today, as you can tell… Bye for now! Kouji signing off!