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A/N: Ack! Don't kill me!!! All will be explained in this chapter! Whee! Okay, not really… If anything, a few more questions might be brought up. Also, I apologize for the 'seriousness' of this chapter. I just wanted a break from the senseless crazy humor.

~Kouji

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Previously, on GTE!: A lockdown was ordered as the Principal was killed. 2 new mysterious students who claim to be Legato's children appeared. Vash and Kaite decided to investigate the murder, and Brilliant Dynamites Neon reemerged. He was going to blow up the school with a Trix bomb. Then Wolfwood shows up! Huh?!

And now, back to our story…

GTE: Great Teacher Ericks!

Chapter 6: And So, Under the-- What the Hell is Going ON?!?!

"Wolfwood?!" Vash asked in amazement. "But… How?!" Meryl and Knives were still in shock, but Milly was still smiling. Kaite, Sayuri, and B.D.N. were confused.

Wolfwood smiled, still walking out of the shadows. "Well, it's quite simple, really… Milly brought me back to life with the 7 magical Dragon Balls." He tossed Vash his old gun.

Vash looked at his gun, then looked like he was about to cry. "That poor dragon…" Vash whimpered.

Wolfwood growled. "Not those kind, Needle Noggin!!"

B.D.N. raised an eyebrow, and spoke up. "I don't like being ignored…"

The two looked to B.D.N. "Oh! Sorry!" Vash apologized.

Wolfwood bonked him on the head. "Idiot! Ya don't apologize to 'im!"

"Sorry…"

Wolfwood sighed. "Alright, whatever…" He smirked, readying his gun. "Ya ready to roll, buddy?"

"Whenever you are, old friend…" They then faced off against the Badlad leader, and…

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"I still can't believe you tripped over your shoe laces!" Wolfwood said, now tied up, along with Vash and the others on the Trix bomb. Earlier, Vash and Wolfwood, ran at B.D.N., but Vash tripped on his shoelace. Wolfwood tripped over Vash, and they dropped their guns. Then, they were tied up onto the Trix bomb.

Knives glared at B.D.N. "You fiend! How dare you use my Trix!"

Kaite glared at Sayuri. "How did you get caught?…"

Sayuri frowned. "Well, I didn't exactly go back to class…"

"Sayuri…"

"I'm sorry…"

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Back in the class, the intercom came on. It was B.D.N. "Hello again, class!" The class all booed. "I have yet another announcement! Y'know your English teacher, Great Teacher Ericks?…"

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Vash's eyes widened. "NNNNOOOOO!!! Don't do it!!!"

B.D.N. glared at Vash. "Shut up! You're being unbeautiful!"

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"Anyway, GTE is actually…"

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"NOOOO!!" Vash screamed. "DAMNIT, NNNNOOOOOO!!! You're going to ruin everything! I finally found a purpose in this world… If you tell them… They… they might be scared of me… I'd never be able to show my face again…"

"…So? I'm gonna blow the school up anyway…" B.D.N. smirked.

"With the children in it?! Leave them out of this!"

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"GTE is… Vash the Stampede!" B.D.N. boomed over the intercom. The class gasped in shock. Girls fainted. People shook their heads in disappointment.

"I--I can't believe it…"

"He lied to us… Dat messed up, yo!"

Mackenzie feel to the floor, distraught. "No! This can't be!!! My Great Teacher Ericks is actually… The infamous Vash the Stampede!"

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"NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!" Vash screamed out. He lowered his head and began crying. Everyone else looked on in sympathy. Meryl had a look of hurt on her face, not wanting to see Vash so devastated. Poor Vash, she thought. He was really beginning to like this job… And now, just before everyone in the school is going to die, that bastard B.D.N. 1adds to the pain by revealing Vash's identity.

"Oh, c'mon…" B.D.N. sneers. "You should be honored! You are gonna go up in a big, beautiful, flashy way!"

All of a sudden, Wolfwood yelled out. "Good lord, what is that?!"

B.D.N. looked behind him. "What?!" He saw nothing. "Nice try, but---" he looked back to see the whole gang untied.

"What the-- How?!" B.D.N. yelled.

Wolfwood smirked. "Cut the rope… It's a good thing I'm so scrawny…"

Vash picked up his gun and pointed it at B.D.N. "It's over, Brilliant Dynamites Neon… You RUINED my new LIFE!"

B.D.N. smirked, then aimed at Vash. "Oh it is, is it?… I've already set the timer on the bomb…"

Vash looked over to Kaite. "Kaite! You know how to deactivate a bomb?!"

Kaite nodded uneasily. "Sort of…"

"Well, do your best… If you blow us up, I'll kill you."

Kaite smiled. "I will… Do my best…" he then turned around to the bomb. "Now let's see…"

"Ooh! Ooh!" Milly hopped up and down. "The purple wire! It's pretty!"

Wolfwood sighed and took Milly to the side. "Not right now, honey… Let the boy concentrate…"

Kaite sighed. "I can't do this… I'm gonna get us all killed faster!"

Sayuri looked to Kaite, then smiled. "I believe in you, Kaite…"

"Thank you…" He wiped a bit of sweat from his brow. There were 5 wires. A red one, a blue one, a green one, a yellow one, and a purple one.

Vash and B.D.N. stared each other down. B.D.N. laughed. "I wonder… What would happen if there was a misfire and you shot one of your friends…"

Vash glared. "I won't miss…"

All of a sudden, B.D.N. shot Vash without warning. He dodge, but then was hit with a barrage of bullets and hit the wall. B.D.N. tossed the hidden machine gun to the side.

"Vash!" Meryl ran over to Vash, when Knives grabbed her. "Huh?! Let me go!!"

Knives laughed. "What, and let Vash kill me if you get hurt, or worse?… He can take care of himself…"

Meryl looked at Knives in disbelief. "I…"

"Yeah, but don't get used to it… This was just a one time deal… After this, it's back to fighting spiders…"

"Cut the purple one!" Milly said, jumping behind Kaite. The distraction caused Kaite to snip the purple wire.

"SHIT!!!" he screamed, and dodged to the side. Nothing happened. Kaite slowly crawled to the bomb. He then smiled. "Hey, it's a--" the bomb than had a small explosion, blowing up in Kaite's face. "--dud…" He coughed smoke and fell over. Sayuri ran over to Kaite, shaking him. "Kaite! Are you alright?!"

Kaite opened his eyes. "H-hey…"

Sayuri smiled. "You were brave…"

"Really?…"

"Yep… And I think I like you even more…"

"Really?!" Kaite brightened up.

"Uh huh… But still not enough to go out with you! Sorry!"

DENIED.

"That's so mean…" Kaite whimpered.

Vash grabbed his sides. "Ow… That really smarts…"

"Great Teacher Ericks!!"

"Eh?!" Vash looked to see the entire class, except Mary and Gary, there. "What are you doing here?! It's dangerous!"

Bobby stepped up. "Man, we came here to support you, yo! Even though you didn't teach us jack, besides the whole 'Love and Peace' thing, which was bomb, yo!"

"I love you, Great Teacher Vash!! I wanna tie you to my bed and do hot, wet, and sticky things to you!!"

Vash sweat dropped. "Um…" He looked over to Meryl to see her glaring at him. "It wasn't my idea! She's weird!"

The class yelled and cheered. "We believe you, Vash!!!"

Vash staggered to his feet, raising his gun. "I promise I will beat him!" He looked to Kaite and Sayuri, who nodded at him. He looked to Meryl, Knives, and his friends, who smiled at him. He smiled brightly. "Alright! It's go time!" He dodges gunfire from B.D.N. then hopped up on the desk. He jumped from that, just as it was shot and shattered. B.D.N. looked around for Vash, as Vash swung from the ceiling fan and kicked B.D.N. in the jaw. Vash fell to the ground and shot B.D.N. in both legs. The outlaw fell to his knees. Vash smiled and fell to the ground due to blood loss.

B.D.N. smirked. "You… Think you've won, don't you?"

Vash's smiled quickly disappeared. "W…What?…"

B.D.N.'s legs gained a metal plating on them, and he stood up. "Robotic repairs… Nifty, ain't they?…"

"…Nifty?…" Wolfwood repeated in disbelief.

The class had looks of despair on their faces.

Vash struggled to get back up. "N-No… I won't… fail them… I promised…"

B.D.N. glared. "Can't you see that you've lost?!"

A voice rang through the room. "No… But can you?"

B.D.N.'s eyes widened and he fell over, dead.

"What the hell?!" Wolfwood began, looking around for the source of the voice.

Then out of the shadows, Gary walked out, followed by Mary. Mary shook her head. "My, my my… Is that all the 'Vash the Stampede' is capable of?…" She smiled evilly. "I'm somewhat…" She licked the barrel of her gun. "Disappointed…"

Gary smiled with the same evil grin. "Yes… It would be a shame if you, Vash, wouldn't present us a challenge… Because now that we know who you are… You will pay for out father's death…"

Vash glared. "Your father was a madman… He wanted me to kill him. Besides, I had no choice…"

Mary walked up to and slapped Vash. "Lies. You will suffer…" Meryl kept herself from attacking the girl. The twins turned and left, but not before Gary made a final statement. "See you in class tomorrow, Great Teacher Ericks… Or should we say, Vash the Stampede…" Vash and the others were left in silence…

~~~ One Week Later…~~~

Vash walked up to the school for the first time in a week. It had been closed for repairs, and the search for a new Principal and Vice-Principal. He sighed, and walked the halls. He passed by the gym, as the P.E. Teacher waved to him.

"Howdy, Needle Noggin!"

Vash waved back. "Hi, Wolfwood…" He walked past, then ran back. "Wolfwood?!"

Nicholas D. Wolfwood laughed. "Yep! I'm the new P.E. teacher!"

"Oh, boy…"

"Hey… What the hell's that supposed to mean?…"

"Oh, nothing!" Vash smiled as he walked off.

"Hey!!! Don't ignore me, Needle Noggin!"

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Vash walked upstairs, when the intercom came on. "Mr. Stryfe!" The new principal was female. "Report to the Main Office!"

Vash sighed as he went upstairs. "Now what…" When he reached the office, Milly greeted him. "Hiya, Mr. Vash!!" she said, smiling.

"Milly?! You're the--"

"Yep! I'm the new Vice-Principal!"

"Then that means…"

The Principal turned in her chair. She looked at Vash, smiling. It was Meryl. "Hi, sweety!"

Vash fainted. Meryl and Milly got worried looks on their faces as they attempted to wake him up.

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Meanwhile, in History class…

"Hello, obnoxious teenage spider children!! I am your new teacher! My name is Millions Knives!!"

The class stared, scared at the new teacher. Knives had a smile on his face. "I'm gonna love this job…"

Oh god, help us all…