Disclaimer: I'm not writing one… =P

A/N: I've been thinking of taking a break until Thursday, Friday and the weekend, as I don't have school those days. So if I don't write for three days, that's why… That is all.

~~~Kouji

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GTE: Great Teacher Ericks!

Chapter 8: A Normal Weekend…

Vash awoke and yawned. It was a Sunday, and he was off for the day. He kissed the sleeping Meryl on the cheek and hopped out of bed. He ran down the stairs, tripped half way, and fell the rest of the way down. "Ow…" He got up, and stumbled into the kitchen. Knives sat at the table, smiling with a bowl of Trix. You fell down the stairs again, didn't you?…"

Vash glared at Knives. "Shut up…"

Just then, Wolfwood silently snuck out of Milly's room. He sweated as he realized that Vash and Knives were looking at him. "Um… Hey…"

Vash smirked. "Sooo… "

"Shut up!"

"Heh, heh…"

"You have no right to laugh! At least I'm not sleeping with a harpy!"

"Don't talk about my wife like that!"

"… Alright, sorry… Meryl's my friend, too…"

"You should say sorry yourself… She's standing right behind you!"

"Urk?!…" he looked back to see an angry Meryl standing behind him.

"A harpy, am I…" Meryl glared.

"I'm sorry, Meryl!"

"… Tell Milly I'm sorry that she won't be having any children with you…"

"Meryl, please don't!"

"Meryl?…" Milly said, coming out of the room. "What's going on?…"

"Honey!!" Wolfwood said, hiding behind Milly. "She's gonna neuter me!!"

"… HUH?!"

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Meanwhile, Kaite awoke on the couch in the home of his adopted family. He yawned, and went into the kitchen to get something to eat. His parents were not home. "Damn, we need to go shopping again…" He picked up an almost empty box of Donut O's, then thought 'what the hell' and ate that.

A few minutes later, Sayuri emerged from that same couch, clad in nothing but a t-shirt and boxers. She yawned, and went into the kitchen. Kaite almost choked on his cereal as he saw Sayuri. "Wh--wha… What?…"

Sayuri gave Kaite a strange look, then looked at herself. "Oh! Don't you remember, my clothes were soaked, so you let me wear some of your stuff… I usually sleep naked, but…" She stared as Kaite got a nose bleed and started to drool. "Perv!" She then punched Kaite in the face. He whimpered. She smiled in satisfaction.

Kaite rubbed his face, then put his cereal aside. "So, what do you wanna do today?…" He was in nothing but boxers. "… And what were you doing on the couch with me?…"

Sayuri sighed. "Well, you fell asleep on the couch, and I didn't feel like sleeping in your room alone", she shuddered.

"… Hey, what wrong with my room?"

"Well no offense, but that place is frightening…"

"…"

"What?!"

"…"

"Aw, c'mon! Don't be that way!"

"… I just realized something…"

"… What?"

"… You look HOT in boxers…"

A few minutes later, Kaite was on the floor, a spoon up his nose. "Ow… What did I say?!…"

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"So… Meryl… It's the weekend… Milly, Wolfwood, and Knives are out shopping… We're alone… What should we do?…"

"… Not right now, I have a headache…"

"… I know what could make it better!"

"Ohhhh yes, the strawberries and cream…" Meryl blushed and shook her head. "No… Not right now…"

"Aww… Then can I--"

"… Yes, you may…"

"Whoo hoo!" Vash reached under Meryl's shirt and--

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At the marketplace, Milly smiled, Wolfwood looked annoyed, and Knives looked like he was gonna kill someone. What else is new? Anyway, Knives scowled. "I don't get it… Why do spiders buy things when they could get them for free!"

"Because", Wolfwood began, "supplies are limited, so buying things keeps resources from running out…"

"Peh, like you spiders would know… Who used up Earth's resources?"

"I wasn't even born yet! None of us humans alive now were!"

"Whatever…"

"Grr… You're really starting to piss me off!"

"… And what are you gonna do about it?…"

"You wanna fight?! Let's go!"

"I don't want to soil my hands with human blood…"

Milly frowned. "Sweety! Mr. Knives! Please stop!"

Wolfwood lightly pushed Milly to the side. "Honey, let me take care of this… You might get hurt!"

Knives smirked. "Yes Ms. Thompson, after being so kind to me, I wouldn't want to see you hurt…"

"Alright, it's go time!"

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~~~The Augusta City jail~~~

"Hurt the spiders!! This is unjust!!!" Knives said, banging on the bars.

"Shut up…" Wolfwood scowled. "You're giving me a headache the size of my Cross Punisher… You've been ranting since we got here…"

"How many days have we been here?!"

"… 3 hours…"

"3 days?! Seems more like three years!!!"

"… You're a dammed idiot! You didn't even listen!"

"Well, I didn't get to finish my Trix!"

"What the hell does that have to do with anything?!"

"… I don't know…" Knives then reached down his pants.

"Ugh! At least wait until it's night!"

"No, you fool…" Knives then pulled out a half eaten bowl of Trix.

"… The hell?… Nevermind, I dun even wanna know…"

"Hmph…" Knives then happily ate his Trix.

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Kaite chased Sayuri through the house. Sayuri giggled as she held up the picture of Kaite and Vash shortly after the Sandsteamer incident. Vash was giving Kaite 'bunny ears'. Kaite growled, hopping toward her. She ducked, and he went flying into the couch. He didn't move for a few seconds. Sayuri went to check on him, but he turned around and pinned her to the floor. "Ha! Gotcha!"

Sayuri smiled, then laughed. "What are you going to do?…"

Kaite's face got a bit closer to Sayuri's. "Well, um…"

Their faces leaned in closer and they met in a kiss. It went on for a minute, then they broke away. Sayuri smiled. "Hey, you're a pretty good kisser…"

Kaite smiled. "Really?"

"You're gonna make some lucky girl very happy…"

Kaite frowned. "You mean?…"

"Yeah, sorry… I told you, I don't want a relationship right now…"

Kaite nodded.

"Hey, cheer-up! Let's go out somewhere, I'll buy you an ice cream…"

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Vash popped up from under the covers. "And you said you had a headache… Never seen a woman with a headache do THAT…"

Meryl smiled. "Shut up, Vash…" she said playfully.

"How about we go get some ice cream later?"

"That sounds nice…"

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Milly ran to the jail to bail Wolfwood and Knives, when she happened upon a "Ice Cream and Pudding" restaurant. "Ooh!" She then ran in.

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Mary and Gary walked up to the Ice Cream and Pudding Paradise (ICPP). They licked their lips, and walked in.

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"Alright, so we dig?" Wolfwood asked.

"Yeah…" Knives replied.

So they dug their way to freedom. When they reached the surface, they were in ICPP…

~~~

Vash glared at the Bluesummers twins. "You…"

Mary gave a sly smile to Vash, and suggestively licked her ice cream. "Hello there…" Meryl resisted strangling her.

Wolfwood glared at Knives. "You idiot! Your trail led into an ice cream parlor!"

"Shut up!!! Shut up, shut up!"

Milly blinked. "Nicky! Sorry, I forgot all about you!!" She then went back to eating her pudding.

"… Hot Dog…", Gary muttered.

Kaite and Sayuri stared at the scene before them. Sayuri spoke up. "… Wanna come back later?…"

Kaite raised an eyebrow. "Yeah…"

They then walked off into the sunset.

Hot Dog…

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Fwee! That all for now! Bye bye!

~Hot Dog.