Disclaimer: I do own Trigun. And I own you. And your mother…. j/k! Please dun hurt me…
A/N: Okay, back to writing! ^_^ How's it going, guys? I'm back! And I don't have school for four days! Yay! We are approaching the climax, and things will get a bit more serious… Have no fear, the humor will stay, but there will be some seriousness spread around and… stuff… Yeah… Hee hee!
~~~Kouji
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GTE: Great Teacher Ericks!
Chapter 9: Back to School!
"Alright, class!" Vash yelled to the class. "As you know, we have been all working hard on the fundraiser!"
The class pumped their fists into the air. "Yeah!"
"Let's show the upper classmen that Freshmen can win this fundraiser!"
"Yeah!"
"Let's go and--" Vash reached for the fundraising bottle, but it was gone. "Huh?!"
"No!"
"The bottle's gone!"
"No!"
"This is terrible!!! That money was going to kids in 3rd World countries!!"
Kaite raised his hand. "Vash?"
"Yes, Kaity-boy?"
"Don't call me that!"
"Yes, Master Kaite…"
"Ermmm…"
"Just kidding! So, what did you want, Kaite?"
"Well--"
Just then, Sayuri grabbed Kaite's arm, then Vash, and they all ran out into the hallway. Vash looked around. "So… What's up?"
Sayuri smiled. "We're gonna solve the mystery!"
Vash looked at Sayuri. "…"
"Um… Mr. Stryfe?…"
"…"
"…"
Vash smiled. "What a great idea!"
"Oh! Okay!"
Kaite frowned. "But… we don't even have a clue…"
Vash glared. "I think I know who did it…"
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"Mmmmerylll!!!" Milly cried.
"… What is it, Milly?"
"I can't find the coffee machine!"
"It was moved to the Teacher's Lounge… You should know that."
"B-but… It's not in there!!"
"… What?… NO COFFEE?!!?!!"
"WAAAAAH!!! DUN HURT ME ANYMORE, MERYL!!!"
"ROAR!!!!" Meryl pounced on Milly, accidentally, ripping open the front of her blouse, revealing her bra.
Just then, Wolfwood burst into the Office. "Milly honey! Are all---" Wolfwood looked at the scene before him.
Both Meryl and Milly blushed as they realized their position. "Um… Nicky, this isn't what you think…"
"Milly!! How could you?!" Wolfwood said in shock.
Meryl, still blushing, yelled at Wolfwood. "It's not what you think it is!! I got angry at the fact that all the coffee was gone and--"
"So you took out your anger by taking advantage of my poor Milly?!"
"Nooo!!! I pounced on her and it ripped."
"… So you took out your anger by beating Milly up?!"
"… You're really getting on my nerves…"
"Milly! C'mon, we're leaving!"
"But I dun wanna! You can't make me!!"
"Milly…"
"Stop making choices for me!! I can take care of myself!!"
"Milly… Listen to me…"
"What?!"
"I meant, leave to get you a new blouse, then come back…"
"What about the kids in your class?"
"That's been taken care of…"
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"So… This is our new substitute teacher?…"
"Maow…"
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"Mr. Knives?…" a boy with black hair and a childish face said.
"… Yes, Hasabaka?…" Knives replied, putting down his bowl of Trix.
"Er… It's Hasasuki…"
"I'll call you what I want?! Now what is it?!"
"Um… When are you gonna stop eating Trix and start teaching us?…"
"… When I good and damn feel like it!!!" He went back to his Trix when he realized it was gone. "N--"
"Um… Mr. Knives?…"
"Nn--"
"…"
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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Vash, Kaite, and Sayuri were on the ball. They were determined to find out who stole the fundraiser money. They were so focused on it, they missed Milly running through the halls almost topless, with Wolfwood covering her and Meryl in tow. They also missed Knives bursting through the halls, with murder in his eyes. They also missed 2 mysterious figures creeping through the halls.
"Ah ha!!! A clue!!!" Vash yelled.
"What is it?!" Kaite yelled.
"Stop yelling", Sayuri started, "It's hurting my ears!"
"What's the damn clue?!" Kaite yelled.
"It's… a donut!" Vash yelled.
"What's a donut gotta do with this?!"
"Hot Dog…" Gary said, popping out of nowhere.
"Gah!" Vas screamed. "Where did you come from?!"
"You don't have to scream…"
"Yes I do… You and your sister are creepy! Creepy! That, and you steal from poor little kids."
"You shouldn't jump to conclusions… Vash the Stampede…"
"You're a Bluesummers… I can't trust you…"
"I don't believe that bullshit story you made up, and you will pay for what you did…"
"Believe what you want… I only did what had to be done… Trust me, I didn't want to kill him…"
"Whatever…"
Kaite growled. "Don't talk about Vash like that!!" He threw a punch at Gary, but Gary blinked and he was sent flying. Kaite hit a wall as Sayuri screamed. He flinched. Gary slowly squeezed his fist, as Kaite grabbed his chest in pain. "Grah!!.. Uh…"
Gary smiled sadistically. "I have powers way beyond my father's… I could choose whether you live…" He squeezed his fist more, as Kaite screamed in pain and blood drizzled down his mouth. "Or die…" He released his hand. Kaite panted, then passed out.
Sayuri sat next to Kaite and listened for his heart. "It's still beating… But barely!"
Vash growled, clenching his fist. "Get him some help… Now!"
"My my… Don't you think you play a little rough, brother?…" Mary said, appearing next to Gary. She smirked, and looked to Kaite, then Vash. "A bit of a warning, Vash… Don't mess with our family…" The two then walked away, as Sayuri carried Kaite out. Kaite… Stay strong…
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"…Where… the hell… are my Trix?!" Knives jumped through the air, and landed in a bush. "Hmm… the spider woman will be angry if she finds out I abandoned the class… Oh well!! Sacrifices must be made to find my Trix!!!"
He skipped (skipped?…) off to find where his Trix were. Little did he know, the Trix were still in the school…
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"Yay!!!" Milly said, returning to the school. "My new blouse is sooooo cute!!"
"Ummm, honey…" Wolfwood started. "That's the same as the last one…"
"Yeah, but my old one is ripped, so technically, this is cuter!!"
Meryl sweat dropped. "She's gotta point there…"
To be continued…
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And we reach the end of another chapter… To the humor fans, next chapter is all drama, with humor sprinkled around. So, be prepared for a somewhat depressing chapter… That is all….
~Kouji