Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun!!! GRAR!!!
A/N: And so, we reach the final 3 chapters!!! But before dwelling into this chapter and expecting a ton of yucks, I must warn you…this is NOT a humor chapter… This was originally part of chapter 9, but I got carried away and it got longer and longer… So now, I have made this chapter 10! I'm a lazy bastard! But seriously, I'm getting a little tired of all this writing… I'm running out of funny ideas, so this has been getting more and more serious… I apologize for that, you all came here for laughs, not melodrama and romance… To make up for it, next 2 chapters will be mostly humor once I get the seriousness out of my system… I have a lot of ideas I was saving for now… Trust me, this is gonna be great, come the final 2 chapters…
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GTE: Great Teacher Ericks!
Chapter 10: The Incredibly Sappy Chapter!! Huzzah!
~~~Kaite's Home~~~
Kaite was in a bed, resting. Sayuri sighed. "Damnit, Kaite's parents are never home!!" She thought to herself. I don't want to admit it, but I think I'm falling in love with Kaite… But… I don't want to get into another serious relation… Not after what happened last time…Please, Kaite… Wake up! I don't want to lose you…
Kaite regained consciousness. Sayuri's eyes widened and tears welled up in her eyes. "Kaite! But…"
"Yeah, I didn't think I would wake up for a while too… But as I was resting here, I survived thinking about you… That Gary is a creep… And scary… Did he… hurt you?…"
"No… Kaite, I was so worried!!" she finally let it all out, and cried on his shoulder.
"It's… alright, Sayuri… I'm okay… But tomorrow, I'm doing my best to take those two twins out!"
"Kaite… I almost lost my best friend today… Don't do this while still injured…"
"…This is something I have to do…"
"Look… I don't want to sound mushy, but… I love you!…"
"… You do?…"
"It wasn't until after we had kissed… I somehow felt… whole…"
"I love you too… But I have to do this before they hurt anyone else!"
"Then… please…" Sayuri said, edging toward the bed. "Let me stay with you tonight… Just in case…" Kaite invited her to the bed. She slowly got in. They kissed passionately. Sayuri cried, realizing that this might be the last time she got to spend with him.
Kaite brushed a few tears away. "Don't cry, my angel…"
"Kaite… please… I need you… make love to me…"
Kaite blushed. "But…"
"No buts… I need you now!" Sayuri pounced on Kaite.
"Ow!!!" Kaite flinched. "I was badly wounded today!!"
"Oops… Sorry…"
"S'okay… Look, do you really wanna do this?"
"You wanna know what really happened that one night on the couch?…"
"Eh?!" Kaite gasped.
"You thought that 'clothes were wet' story was true?! It wasn't even raining!"
"Urp?! You mean--?!"
"Yep! I got you drunk and did you!"
"Isn't that sort of rape?!"
Sayuri smirked. "Hey, you can't rape the willing…"
"Well, I guess you're right…" Kaite blushed.
"Well…"
"Well, the romantic moment was kinda ruined…"
"Yeah…"
The two then hopped under the covers and---
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"Vash!!!" Meryl began.
Vash turned to Meryl. School was over and everyone was back home.
"You can't do this!! It's crazy!!"
"… Am I crazy, Meryl?… I'm not the one that stole from poor little kids in some 3rd World country, then almost killed a student!"
"… I meant facing the Bluesummers twins…"
"… Oh… Well, I have to face them!"
"But you might die!!"
"They'd kill me anyway!!"
"But… Vash…."
"… Meryl?…"
"Belch!" Knives burped. "T'was good meatloaf…"
Vash and Meryl glared at Knives.
"What?! Geez, I finally say something nice…"
Meryl looked back to Vash. "Vash, you will do me now…"
"What?!" Vash screamed. "Here?!"
"Not now, but tonight!… This might be the last time I see you…"
"Oh, Meryl…"
"Vash…"
"Pudding!!" Milly said happily. "I finally got some more pudding!!"
"Honey", Wolfwood began. "Let them have their cute moment…"
Vash and Meryl sighed. "Too late, the mood's been ruined…" Vash carried Meryl to their room and---
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~~~The next morning!~~~
Kaite awoke the next morning. "Argh, my body is aching…" He looked to Sayuri's sleeping form. "But it was worth it… I'll probably never see her again…" He sighed, then shook Sayuri awake.
Sayuri yawned. "Huh?…"
"It's… time for me to go…"
"Noo…"
"I'm sorry… I love you…"
"I love you too…"
Kaite prepared his arsenal. Meanwhile, Vash was also preparing.
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"Vash!!! Don't go!!!" Meryl cried.
"I'm… sorry… This is something I have to do… If we run, they will haunt me for the rest of my life… I can't live like that…"
Meryl slowly nodded. "I… understand… I love you, Vash!"
"I love you too, Meryl…"
Vash prepared his arsenal. He put on his new red coat, a gift from Meryl. She had worked on it through the early morning. Vash had a grim look on his face. He walked out the door, and tripped. He fell on his face. Knives laughed. He then had his Trix taken away. Knives cried.
Meryl, Milly, Wolfwood, Knives, and Vash all hopped in the Jeep. As they rode to the school, they sadly realized that this would be the last time they would all be together like this…
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The school day went normal. Wolfwood was attacked by girls. Vash made a fool of himself. Knives scared his class. The day went quite, quite normal… Even Gary and Mary didn't do anything… If the twins didn't do anything wrong that day, the fight would be delayed… But… the twins had other ideas in mind… But one must ask, what exactly was Legato like before meeting Knives?… Was he as great a man as the twins say?…
To be continued…
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*Gag* I can't believe I wrote that sap!!! Please, don't be too harsh… I just needed to get that outta my system… Final two chapters will be funny, promise!! ;_; (But there will be drama… I need to explain a ton of things and get all the dramatic plot points I brought up to a close!!! But then, it will be humor all the way!!! I promise!!!)
~Kouji (Dun hurt me!!!)