1 The Real World: Tokyo

2 Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon

Chapter 4: Who's the house virgin? Mina's rampage for truth

Mina was looking at Duo for a long time until she heard Tina behind her. "Waz up Mina?" Tina asked. It's been 4 days since the new comers came and they don't know about Tina or Marcus' 'abnormality'. Mina and Duo were up at about 3 in the morning talking and planning something big. "This is going to be very dangerous I might loose my braid." Duo whined at the blonde senshi of love.

"Don't worry Rei has always never trusted men so this is a good way to see if we can change her." Mina said while pulling out a few personal items of Rei's. "Girl you are a devil." Duo said while Mina was holding a pair of Rei's panties and bra. "And I have my blackmail/hatred item." Duo said pulling out a wooden katana which belonged to Wufei. "Now let's see if I haven't lost my skills after all of these years." Mina said and slipped the two items in Wufei's drawer. Duo took Wufei's katana and placed it on Rei's dresser. "This is the best plan I've ever came up with in years to pull on Rei she doesn't trust men and I'm trying to change that for her own good." Mina said in the con. Room.

At around 6 in the morning Rei woke up and got up to take a shower when she couldn't find her bra and underwear. Wufei woke up and couldn't find his katana and then looked around the room until he got to Rei's dresser and Rei was in his dresser. "YOU HENTAI!" Rei yelled when she found her underwear and bra in Wufei's drawer. "YOU DAMN ONNA!" Wufei yelled when he found his katana on Rei's dresser. Mina and Duo were having breakfast when they heard yelling and cursing in Chinese and Japanese and then a vase being broken. Rei came out of her room with a long kendo stick chasing Wufei around the house calling Wufei a pervert and bastard threatening to castrate (definition on the bottom in author's notes) him.

Wufei was pissed off at Rei form talking his katana and was calling her a bitch and saying she didn't respect peoples belongings. "You're the one to talk you took my bra and underwear out of my dresser you sexist pig, hentai, perv, pervert!" Rei yelled. Duo and Mina started to crack up and laughed their asses off until Rei and Wufei figured what happened and ganged up on Mina and Duo. "MINAKO YOU ARE SO DEAD!" Rei's war cry rung through the house waking Tina, Marcus, Heero, Usagi (Serena), Ami, Quatre, Lita, and Trowa up. "What the hell is going on?" Heero demanded but wasn't able to get an answer as duo and Mina ran by the party of half-awake friends screaming bloody murder.

Usagi now fully awake was snickering that Rei was joining forces with a guy to kill a few matchmaking fools. "We're sorry we're sorry just don't kill us!" Mina cried as she was held against the wall by Rei with her kendo stick (which was pretty sharp) threatening to cut her pride and joy (her hair). Duo was in the same predicament but his braid was not even a centimeter away from Wufei's katana blade. "GUYS! STOP THIS INSTANT!" Ami's voice yelled. Rei backed away from Mina and gave her a glare that could kill and then went to shower. Wufei felt someone's hand rest on his shoulder and saw his peaceful friend silently begging to stop. Wufei retreated to his and Rei's room and then headed to the shower.

Rei was washing her hair and body when she felt a presence behind her. Wufei didn't hear the water running and got in. They didn't know they were in there together.

"WHO'S A VIRGIN!?" Mina suddenly yelled making Rei hit the showerhead. "SHIT!" Rei cursed and rubbed her head. Wufei heard someone behind him curse and saw the back of Rei facing him. Rei got out and was dressing. "Rei are you a virgin?" Mina asked. "I wondered and knew that she was going to ask that damn question sometime soon." Rei said in the con. Room. "And as I said before I am lying about it so I said I wasn't so she'd stay off my case…but boy was I wrong." Rei said in the con. Room.

"No, I'm not a virgin." Rei lied. Mina's jaw dropped. "LIER!" Mina yelled. "Why would I lie about something that serious?" Rei asked putting on a good act. "Whatever Rei I know you think the whole male population in the world are foolish so stop lying." Mina said. "No, I'm honestly not a virgin." Rei lied. Mina was shocked. "Did you enjoy it?" Mina asked. "Mina that is a bit too personal to ask." Rei said. "I knew it you still have your virginity…now I have to succeed!" Mina yelled and ran out of the bathroom before Rei could chase after her to kill her. Tina walked into the bathroom and saw Rei fuming. "Who's care if I'm a virgin still." She heard Rei mumble. Tina looked at Mina before she skipped out of the bathroom with glee and thought…"Man is she cute I hope she is like me."

Mina asked all the guys and girls if they were virgins. "Of course I am." Ami said. "Not for long Ami-chan I'm going to hook you up with one of these guys here and they'll show you what fun is supposed to really be." Mina said. Usagi told the honest truth and shocked everyone but didn't faze Rei. "Mamoru and I are destined to be even though I hate to admit it but. I'm not a virgin." Usagi said. "USAGI-CHAN OH MY GOD!" Makato (Lita), Ami, and Mina said. "Big deal so what it's after all her husband (well going to be) so why is everyone freaking out?" Rei asked. "REI! She might get pregnant!" Ami yelled. "Hey she is old enough to make her own decisions we can't baby her anymore on what she is supposed to and not supposed to do…he mother and father taught her all that we shouldn't be worried about it." Rei said.

"I can't believe she is talking about the princess like this." Ami thought. Usagi looked at Rei and noticed worry. "What's wrong Rei?" Usagi asked in telepathy. "I sense something from all these guys except the new guy Marcus." Rei answered in telepathy. Usagi's facial expression changed to fright and seriousness. Heero could now sense something strange from these girls…all of them except Tina. Marcus walked up to Duo and asked him if he was all right. "Yeah but Yesh is she a fire cracker." Duo said meaning Rei. Rei was death glaring Duo and Mina for the rest of the day. Wufei was glaring at the matchmaking duo (this one means two people) all day as well.

It was around 2 in the morning now and Rei, Mina, Makato, Ami, and Usagi were in a room not monitored and talked. "What do you mean you sense something form our roommates?" Mina asked. "I don't know but I sense something powerful from the five guys that are friends but not that Marcus guy." Rei said. "Could this mean a new enemy?" Ami asked. "It's a possibility Ames." Usagi said. "But then how are we going to fight if we are being monitored non-stop?" Mina asked. "Good question…Ami what do you think?" Usagi asked. "I have no clue." Ami said.

"Well we better get some shut eye to form up a plan." Makato said and then left the room. All the senshi went to their rooms and went to bed while trying to form plans to fight this enemy if they were enemies.

Author's notes: Here we go people! Sorry it took me so long but I finally typed up chapter 4! I need at least 5 or 10 reviews! Here is what that word meant…for those who don't know.

Castrate: to make a man infertile…sort of like a cut kick in the balls but an unofficial surgery of the male sex organ.

Well as I said 5 or 10 no less but more than that are welcome….JA fomr now!

Lina Hino