A/N: This is a short little ficlet I wrote during first period when I was bored. Does anyone notice that I write all my fics at school? Hehe. Anyways, this story features a clueless Harry, and lots of Ron/Hermione! Woohoo! Now go read it! ::grins::
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Oh, no. They're at it again.
Stupid idiots.
They're at it again, right in the middle of the soaked, muddy Qudditch pitch, with the rain pounding down on them.
Do they ever quit?
I should've known something was up when she cornered him after the match.
Ugh. I can't really hear what they're saying, but they sure look pretty mad.
And now- oh crap. They're throwing mud at eachother. It's an all out mud war. And NOW she just pushed him into the mud on the ground, and-ha!-he pulled her down with him. And now they're crawling and rolling around in the mud.
This looks SO wrong.
I think I'm scarred for life. I'm leaving now.
What? the wind just changed! And I can hear what they're saying now! But wait...they're LAUGHING?!
"Ron, I'm sorry-" "It's ok...I shouldnt've pretended to flirt with Lavender anyways-" "No, it's all right, we're not supposed to act like it, remember?""Oh, yeah." "So...I think we should go wash up now, you prat." "Yeah. If Harry asks, Peeves attacked us." "Definitely. We can't let harry know."Yep. Don't tell Harry?" "Gotcha. Don't tell Harry."
Act like what?! Don't tell me WHAT?!
"Shall I escort you back, your highness?" She laughs. "Certainly, my liege."
My LEIGE?! What IS a leige, anyways?!
"You know, Hermione, you're really something." She takes his arm and they walk off the pitch.
What is going ON?!
I need to know.
That's it. I'm following them.
Into the castle, past the great hall, up the stairs, down a corridor, and- into a classroom?!
What's that about?!
Don't look in there, don't look in there, don't look in there, don't look in there-
I need to look.
Don't look in there, don't look in there, don't look in there, don't look in there-
Screw this! I neeed to look!
So I look.
AAAUUUGH! If I thought I was scarred before, I realy am scarred now! More like TRAUMATIZED!
'Cuz my two best friends are SNOGGING in there!
Shudder, twitch.
Breathe, Harry, breathe.
Don't tell Harry! And for good reason!
I really think I'm going to mind my own business from now on.
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A/N: REVIEW!!!!! I'll give you something SHINY if you do! Oooooh....shiny....ahem. No flames cuz it's not nice! Ciao!
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Oh, no. They're at it again.
Stupid idiots.
They're at it again, right in the middle of the soaked, muddy Qudditch pitch, with the rain pounding down on them.
Do they ever quit?
I should've known something was up when she cornered him after the match.
Ugh. I can't really hear what they're saying, but they sure look pretty mad.
And now- oh crap. They're throwing mud at eachother. It's an all out mud war. And NOW she just pushed him into the mud on the ground, and-ha!-he pulled her down with him. And now they're crawling and rolling around in the mud.
This looks SO wrong.
I think I'm scarred for life. I'm leaving now.
What? the wind just changed! And I can hear what they're saying now! But wait...they're LAUGHING?!
"Ron, I'm sorry-" "It's ok...I shouldnt've pretended to flirt with Lavender anyways-" "No, it's all right, we're not supposed to act like it, remember?""Oh, yeah." "So...I think we should go wash up now, you prat." "Yeah. If Harry asks, Peeves attacked us." "Definitely. We can't let harry know."Yep. Don't tell Harry?" "Gotcha. Don't tell Harry."
Act like what?! Don't tell me WHAT?!
"Shall I escort you back, your highness?" She laughs. "Certainly, my liege."
My LEIGE?! What IS a leige, anyways?!
"You know, Hermione, you're really something." She takes his arm and they walk off the pitch.
What is going ON?!
I need to know.
That's it. I'm following them.
Into the castle, past the great hall, up the stairs, down a corridor, and- into a classroom?!
What's that about?!
Don't look in there, don't look in there, don't look in there, don't look in there-
I need to look.
Don't look in there, don't look in there, don't look in there, don't look in there-
Screw this! I neeed to look!
So I look.
AAAUUUGH! If I thought I was scarred before, I realy am scarred now! More like TRAUMATIZED!
'Cuz my two best friends are SNOGGING in there!
Shudder, twitch.
Breathe, Harry, breathe.
Don't tell Harry! And for good reason!
I really think I'm going to mind my own business from now on.
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A/N: REVIEW!!!!! I'll give you something SHINY if you do! Oooooh....shiny....ahem. No flames cuz it's not nice! Ciao!