Raw had been one crazy ride and Stephanie was feeling worse for wears about
what was going on between her and the Helmsly family. Shane and Linda had
come to SmackDown to help her out, unaware that Vince had other things in
mind. The show was getting ready to begin as Linda was walking out of a
limo in the parking lot, followed by a younger lady and.. Triple H?
"Mom. Are you sure this wont upset Stephanie?" The girl asked Linda.
"I wouldn't worry about Steph." Triple H said as he brought the lady into his arms. "She's brought this on herself, Ki-Ki. You just leave everything to me."
"Whatever you say Hunter." Kylie McMahon smiled as she kissed her boyfriend.
And SmackDown began. Vince was strutting down the hallway, having a chat with senior referee Earl Hebner when they stopped in their tracks, another diva was in their way. She was Alexandra Hart, daughter of none other than Brett Hart. Alongside her was her boyfriend Chris Benoit.
"Well, well, if it isn't Alex Hart." Vince smirked. "And Chris Benoit."
"What do you want Vince?" He growled.
"Oh nothing. Say, how is old man Brett?" Vince laughed, both Chris and Alex scowled. Alex hated having her dad be badmouthed and Chris and Brett had always been very good close friends. "Aw, have I made you two mad? Well then you can take your anger out in the ring. So get ready for a match tonight, now if you'll excuse me, I have much more important business to tend to." Vince walked back off with Earl, leaving the two pissed Calgary Canadians behind him.
Meanwhile, in the women's locker room.
There were three girls with a very common ground, they were related to none other than the Brothers of Destruction, Kane and the Undertaker. Alyssa Tragedy Calloway, Patience Dark, and Trinity Calloway had all grown up together. Alyssa spent most of her time with Kane as Patience did with Taker, but Trinity stuck with the both of them.
"How can you be dating John Cena, Patience? You know how much your dad hates him." Trinity asked her two fellow dark divas. "And you Alyssa, going out with Shane McMahon. Kane would be so mad if he ever found out!"
"Well look whose talking." Patience folded her arms.
"Yea, your boyfriend is Rob Van Dam." Alyssa put her hands on her hips.
"It's not as bad as Shane." Trinity pouted with a shrug.
"Hello?" There was a knock at the door.
"Oh no, it's Taker!" Trinity gasped. "Ok, we must never speak of any of this while around them, alright?"
"Yea, right." The two agreed. The door opened and in walked Kane and the Undertaker.
"Hi." They all said in an odd, eerie unison.
"Hello." Taker was a bit confused by the greeting.
"Are you guys ready yet?" Kane asked.
"Don't worry." Trinity stepped forward, decided to be the one to take a cool mind about things. "We'll be out in a few minutes."
"Ok." Kane and Taker went back outside.
"Whew, that was close you guys." Alyssa sighed with relief.
"Too close if you ask me." Patience agreed. "This is gonna only get worse before it gets better. Maybe we should just tell them?"
"No, are you crazy? They'd go nuts!" Trinity cried.
"Yea, I don't think they're ready to take it."
"I know Alyssa, but sooner or later they'll find out, and then it might be too late."
Elsewhere, in the General Manager's office.
"Kitten, we can't hide this any longer." Brian Kendrick held Katie Hogan's hands tightly. "Your dad can't keep up apart."
"I know, I know, but you know how much he wanted me to go out with Zach Gowen. But I love you!"
"Excuse me?" A voice made them turn. "Can I help you?"
"Stephanie." Spanky stood up quickly to greet their boss. "Please, you have to reconsider my match with Hulk Hogan tonight."
"You know I can't do that, my dad made that match while I was away at Raw. You know how much my dad hates yours, Katie."
"Yea, why can't they get along like us?" She sighed sadly.
"What are you doing in her?" A voice boomed. Katie gasped and turned to see Vince. She shivered, Vince hated her since she was a Hogan, but then again, who doesn't Vince hate for any reason, or even no reason at all. "Get out of here and get into the ring."
"I have a match?" Katie stuttered.
"Now you do. You have a match with," He thought for a moment. "Alex Hart."
"But why?"
"Damit get outta here!" Vince yelled and Katie and Spanky cowered out of the room. Vince turned to Stephanie. "And as for you."
"Dad please, this is enough." Stephanie stood up.
"Hey!" A voice made Vince turn.
"What are you doing here?" He was shocked to see Raw talent Matt Levesque.
"None of your business." Matt made his way over to Stephanie. "Steph, I have some disturbing news. My brother is going out with your sister."
"What!" Stephanie squealed.
"I know, I know."
"Kylie is going out with Triple H?" Vince snarled and stormed out of the room. Matt and Stephanie watched him go. But what was Matt doing on SmackDown?
In the ring, Katie and Alex were getting ready after Chris Benoit's match with Zach Gowen. Katie and Alex stood in opposite corners with Benoit and Spanky at their side to cheer them on. Katie and Alex began their match and it was pretty even going until Zach ran into the ring and caused Katie to slip up, allowing Alex to get the victory. As Benoit ran into the ring to congratulate her, Spanky attacked Zach.
"Why did you do that?" He growled.
"I was told to." Zach panted.
"Oh really? By who, Vince?"
"No, Hulk Hogan." Spanky was shocked. Katie's own dad had Zach make her loose?
"I'm sorry about that Katie, but I had to use the opportunity to win." Alex apologized.
"No, don't blame yourself. This has nothing to do with you." Katie assured and turned to Spanky. "Come on, we'd better go." The four of them left the ring.
Backstage, Matt and Stephanie were heading to the parking lot when they ran into Triple H and Kylie talking to Linda McMahon. The two couples confronted each other.
"Where do you think you're going, General Manager?" Triple H sneered.
"Stop it Hunter." Kylie muttered.
"To find you and ask you to welcome the newest member of the SmackDown brand." Stephanie smirked. "Matt Levesque."
"What, are you kidding?" Triple H fumed and spoke in a deep growl. "Well I want you to say good by to the latest edition to Raw."
"Oh, and whose that?" Matt said between his teeth.
"Ki-Ki." Triple H and Kylie turned and walked to their car and left the arena.
"Mom, I.." Stephanie was too stunned for words.
"Let them go." She sighed. "If it's what they want, it's best to leave them be."
Back to live on SmackDown, the three dark divas were finished talking in the locker room and came out to see Kane and the Undertaker attacking two individuals.
"Guys, no!" Patience and Trinity screamed, it was John Cena and Rob Van Dam.
"Alyssa, what's going on, are you ok?" Shane McMahon ran over, hearing the fighting.
"Shane, get out of here or they'll get you too!" She cried.
Shane turned to see the massacre and rather than run off to safety, he jumped into the brawl. The three ladies could only watch as Kane and the Undertaker dismantled their loved ones.
"That's enough!" The three jumped in the way, causing Kane and Taker to stop.
"What's going on, what's the meaning of this girls?" Undertaker asked.
"Leave them alone."
"Why do you care?" Kane asked.
"Because we love them."
"What!" They were shocked at what the three girls had just said. The two watched as each girl went over to her boyfriend to help them and see if they were ok. Kane and Taker looked at each other and then back at their girls. "Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"But, why?" Taker was still shocked.
"Just because you hate them doesn't mean that we have to too." Patience turned to Taker.
"Yea, like it or not, we're all going out with each other." Alyssa turned to Kane.
"Well we don't like it, so you have to pick, either us or them." Kane growled.
"Yea, so whose it gonna be? Who will be the one to go?" Taker stood tall.
The three girls looked at each other and then back up to the two parental wrestlers. "Us."
"What?"
"We're gonna be the ones to go." Trinity stood up. "I'm sorry." Kane and Taker watched the three couples walk down the hall and out the door. Go, go where, were they serious?
In the locker room.
"I'm tired of the way Vince treats us just because he hates our dads." Alex was saying to Katie as she tended to her match wounds.
"I know, but what can we do about it? He practically runs the show."
"SmackDown yes, but Raw, no." They turned to Benoit.
"Are you saying we should elope SmackDown and go to Raw?" Spanky asked and Benoit nodded and tapped his nose. "Sounds like a plan girls, are you in?"
"Yea, let's go." They went outside and ran into the three dark divas and their battered boyfriends.
"Are you guys blowing this joint too?" Trinity asked, Alex and Katie nodded. "Great, then let's all go together. This is gonna be one slap to our parent's face." The girls all smiled at each other and headed down the hall with their boyfriends by their sides.
And so the divas and their boyfriends walked the same way as Triple H and Kylie McMahon. The roster stood in a confused rubble as the SmackDown taping ended.
"Mom. Are you sure this wont upset Stephanie?" The girl asked Linda.
"I wouldn't worry about Steph." Triple H said as he brought the lady into his arms. "She's brought this on herself, Ki-Ki. You just leave everything to me."
"Whatever you say Hunter." Kylie McMahon smiled as she kissed her boyfriend.
And SmackDown began. Vince was strutting down the hallway, having a chat with senior referee Earl Hebner when they stopped in their tracks, another diva was in their way. She was Alexandra Hart, daughter of none other than Brett Hart. Alongside her was her boyfriend Chris Benoit.
"Well, well, if it isn't Alex Hart." Vince smirked. "And Chris Benoit."
"What do you want Vince?" He growled.
"Oh nothing. Say, how is old man Brett?" Vince laughed, both Chris and Alex scowled. Alex hated having her dad be badmouthed and Chris and Brett had always been very good close friends. "Aw, have I made you two mad? Well then you can take your anger out in the ring. So get ready for a match tonight, now if you'll excuse me, I have much more important business to tend to." Vince walked back off with Earl, leaving the two pissed Calgary Canadians behind him.
Meanwhile, in the women's locker room.
There were three girls with a very common ground, they were related to none other than the Brothers of Destruction, Kane and the Undertaker. Alyssa Tragedy Calloway, Patience Dark, and Trinity Calloway had all grown up together. Alyssa spent most of her time with Kane as Patience did with Taker, but Trinity stuck with the both of them.
"How can you be dating John Cena, Patience? You know how much your dad hates him." Trinity asked her two fellow dark divas. "And you Alyssa, going out with Shane McMahon. Kane would be so mad if he ever found out!"
"Well look whose talking." Patience folded her arms.
"Yea, your boyfriend is Rob Van Dam." Alyssa put her hands on her hips.
"It's not as bad as Shane." Trinity pouted with a shrug.
"Hello?" There was a knock at the door.
"Oh no, it's Taker!" Trinity gasped. "Ok, we must never speak of any of this while around them, alright?"
"Yea, right." The two agreed. The door opened and in walked Kane and the Undertaker.
"Hi." They all said in an odd, eerie unison.
"Hello." Taker was a bit confused by the greeting.
"Are you guys ready yet?" Kane asked.
"Don't worry." Trinity stepped forward, decided to be the one to take a cool mind about things. "We'll be out in a few minutes."
"Ok." Kane and Taker went back outside.
"Whew, that was close you guys." Alyssa sighed with relief.
"Too close if you ask me." Patience agreed. "This is gonna only get worse before it gets better. Maybe we should just tell them?"
"No, are you crazy? They'd go nuts!" Trinity cried.
"Yea, I don't think they're ready to take it."
"I know Alyssa, but sooner or later they'll find out, and then it might be too late."
Elsewhere, in the General Manager's office.
"Kitten, we can't hide this any longer." Brian Kendrick held Katie Hogan's hands tightly. "Your dad can't keep up apart."
"I know, I know, but you know how much he wanted me to go out with Zach Gowen. But I love you!"
"Excuse me?" A voice made them turn. "Can I help you?"
"Stephanie." Spanky stood up quickly to greet their boss. "Please, you have to reconsider my match with Hulk Hogan tonight."
"You know I can't do that, my dad made that match while I was away at Raw. You know how much my dad hates yours, Katie."
"Yea, why can't they get along like us?" She sighed sadly.
"What are you doing in her?" A voice boomed. Katie gasped and turned to see Vince. She shivered, Vince hated her since she was a Hogan, but then again, who doesn't Vince hate for any reason, or even no reason at all. "Get out of here and get into the ring."
"I have a match?" Katie stuttered.
"Now you do. You have a match with," He thought for a moment. "Alex Hart."
"But why?"
"Damit get outta here!" Vince yelled and Katie and Spanky cowered out of the room. Vince turned to Stephanie. "And as for you."
"Dad please, this is enough." Stephanie stood up.
"Hey!" A voice made Vince turn.
"What are you doing here?" He was shocked to see Raw talent Matt Levesque.
"None of your business." Matt made his way over to Stephanie. "Steph, I have some disturbing news. My brother is going out with your sister."
"What!" Stephanie squealed.
"I know, I know."
"Kylie is going out with Triple H?" Vince snarled and stormed out of the room. Matt and Stephanie watched him go. But what was Matt doing on SmackDown?
In the ring, Katie and Alex were getting ready after Chris Benoit's match with Zach Gowen. Katie and Alex stood in opposite corners with Benoit and Spanky at their side to cheer them on. Katie and Alex began their match and it was pretty even going until Zach ran into the ring and caused Katie to slip up, allowing Alex to get the victory. As Benoit ran into the ring to congratulate her, Spanky attacked Zach.
"Why did you do that?" He growled.
"I was told to." Zach panted.
"Oh really? By who, Vince?"
"No, Hulk Hogan." Spanky was shocked. Katie's own dad had Zach make her loose?
"I'm sorry about that Katie, but I had to use the opportunity to win." Alex apologized.
"No, don't blame yourself. This has nothing to do with you." Katie assured and turned to Spanky. "Come on, we'd better go." The four of them left the ring.
Backstage, Matt and Stephanie were heading to the parking lot when they ran into Triple H and Kylie talking to Linda McMahon. The two couples confronted each other.
"Where do you think you're going, General Manager?" Triple H sneered.
"Stop it Hunter." Kylie muttered.
"To find you and ask you to welcome the newest member of the SmackDown brand." Stephanie smirked. "Matt Levesque."
"What, are you kidding?" Triple H fumed and spoke in a deep growl. "Well I want you to say good by to the latest edition to Raw."
"Oh, and whose that?" Matt said between his teeth.
"Ki-Ki." Triple H and Kylie turned and walked to their car and left the arena.
"Mom, I.." Stephanie was too stunned for words.
"Let them go." She sighed. "If it's what they want, it's best to leave them be."
Back to live on SmackDown, the three dark divas were finished talking in the locker room and came out to see Kane and the Undertaker attacking two individuals.
"Guys, no!" Patience and Trinity screamed, it was John Cena and Rob Van Dam.
"Alyssa, what's going on, are you ok?" Shane McMahon ran over, hearing the fighting.
"Shane, get out of here or they'll get you too!" She cried.
Shane turned to see the massacre and rather than run off to safety, he jumped into the brawl. The three ladies could only watch as Kane and the Undertaker dismantled their loved ones.
"That's enough!" The three jumped in the way, causing Kane and Taker to stop.
"What's going on, what's the meaning of this girls?" Undertaker asked.
"Leave them alone."
"Why do you care?" Kane asked.
"Because we love them."
"What!" They were shocked at what the three girls had just said. The two watched as each girl went over to her boyfriend to help them and see if they were ok. Kane and Taker looked at each other and then back at their girls. "Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"But, why?" Taker was still shocked.
"Just because you hate them doesn't mean that we have to too." Patience turned to Taker.
"Yea, like it or not, we're all going out with each other." Alyssa turned to Kane.
"Well we don't like it, so you have to pick, either us or them." Kane growled.
"Yea, so whose it gonna be? Who will be the one to go?" Taker stood tall.
The three girls looked at each other and then back up to the two parental wrestlers. "Us."
"What?"
"We're gonna be the ones to go." Trinity stood up. "I'm sorry." Kane and Taker watched the three couples walk down the hall and out the door. Go, go where, were they serious?
In the locker room.
"I'm tired of the way Vince treats us just because he hates our dads." Alex was saying to Katie as she tended to her match wounds.
"I know, but what can we do about it? He practically runs the show."
"SmackDown yes, but Raw, no." They turned to Benoit.
"Are you saying we should elope SmackDown and go to Raw?" Spanky asked and Benoit nodded and tapped his nose. "Sounds like a plan girls, are you in?"
"Yea, let's go." They went outside and ran into the three dark divas and their battered boyfriends.
"Are you guys blowing this joint too?" Trinity asked, Alex and Katie nodded. "Great, then let's all go together. This is gonna be one slap to our parent's face." The girls all smiled at each other and headed down the hall with their boyfriends by their sides.
And so the divas and their boyfriends walked the same way as Triple H and Kylie McMahon. The roster stood in a confused rubble as the SmackDown taping ended.