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A/N: Review or get ye ass bitten off by my loveable yet dangerous Chihuahua puppy Jack.
Summary: Something happens then something else happens then get this *Something else* happens. Damn I'm good at summaries.
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I'm writing this for all the homophobes who Flame our stories because it has slashy goodness in it. Well I've had it up to here! *Indicates the top of her head*
The gist of your crap is stupid junk that ends up having two of the trio getting together, later they get married, then they have the perfect child. Well we don't make fun of your shit *Except for the sentence above* so stop with the dumb 'gays suck' attitude.
Everyone should have the right to write what they want. Just because you have short sighted views doesn't mean we should. We usually don't make fun of your preferences so stop judging stories by their pairings.
Sorry about the rant I just got mad because of this review I read for a great story.
A Very Bad Thing
By: Megan13
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Anyway here we go. We are in the Great Hall everything's normal except for the fact Hermione's on Harry's lap telling him how much she loves him.
"Get off Hermione."
"But don't you know were meant to be! J.K. will have me go off with Ron then come back to you my one and only love! I can't believe I've gone this long with out trying to have you! Let me give you a blow job!" Hermione drops to her knees and starts to undo his zipper.
"Go away, you're my friend I don't like you like that!" Harry pushes Hermione off his crotch, zips up his pants, and heads for the Gryffindor Tower. On his way he bumps into Draco. *Imagine that!*
"What are you doing here?" Harry got up off the floor and dusted himself off. He looked over to Malfoy who had guilty written all over his face.
"Um, nothing?"
"Like I buy that."
"I'm on a dare, if you must know." Draco moved uncomfortably around.
"What's the dare?" Harry was enjoying Draco squirm.
"Well," Before he could finish Hermione poked her bushy little head into the picture.
"Harry! We could be so great together! I could be your smart, adorable, and loving wife. And you could be my famous, nearly blind, and Quidditch fine toned husband." Hermione was ranting about how she would do *anything* for or to him.
Draco was sucking this in, trying not to laugh. "So Potty, Mudblood's got the hots for you?" He smirked his gorgeous 'I'm so hot' smirk.
"Hermione I thought I told I don't like you that way!" Wow I got three capitol I's in that sentence!
"I know, but I chose to ignore that. You'll love me just wait and see!" She breaks into Jewel's Intuition. *God that song gets on my nerves*
"What's with her?" Draco was looking at his perfectly manicured nails to Hermione as she's now humping the air / Harry.
"She was looking through some website from a different dimension," Harry looks up at me like he's angry and I give him the finger.
"How did she get a computer to work here, and how come she's getting websites from different dimension?" Harry points to me and I giggle and wave to Draco, and he waves back. *Goes into rabid fan girl laughter*
"See, we were meant to be. You love me you just don't know it yet!"
"Someone needs to be the pshyc ward," Draco whirled his finger around his head and crossed his eyes.
"I don't like you Hermione! Can't you get that into your bushy brown head or have all the fluff fics melted your mind?" Harry was talking very slow so she could understand.
"Fluff fics are great. Just look what they do to you. I usually have to eat my weight in chocolate to get this hyper!" She jumped up and down flinging her arms around talking madly. "You love me I know you do!"
"I don't love you! I like someone else!" Draco was sitting on a couch that *Just Appeared* there. He choked a bit after getting some pop corn stuck under his tongue. (That happened to me I'm still traumatized *Shivers as her eye twitches*)
"You love me. Who could you love more?" She was groveling and licking his filthy mud caked feet. He quickly moved his feet kicking her in the mouth while he had the chance.
*Eww 'licked his feet' that just takes obsession too far*
Wait Draco wants me at his feet SEE YA! *Runs to be near Draco*
"I love." Harry looked around. *Who am I going to pretend to like?*
Seamus was in the corner making out with a balloon, guess he's practicing.
Crabbe was waiting for Draco. He was pulling at his crotch, adjusting his stuff. *No thank you* (Boy's do that all the time in my school)
Luna was upside down, her head on a pillow, reading the Quibbler.
*Wait that's not the Quibbler. Gross what's she using her wand there for? Wow can you do that in the hall?* Luna's now putting up her Quibbler and hiding the porn magazine behind it. Now she's cleaning off her wand, throwing looks at Harry as she does.
The only one left is Draco (Imagine That!) sitting on a green velvet couch that Harry never saw before. He looked cute even though he had a finger in his mouth trying to gouge the popcorn kernel out from under his tongue.
"Yes! I got it!" Draco does my embarrassing victory dance, but I don't mind!
"Draco! That's it Draco! I mean look at him he's hot enough to make any man/boy turn gay!" Harry runs over to Draco, stops him in mid dance, *Crap* and whispers in his ear: "Play along or everyone in the school will know about your little one nighter with Neville."
"He seduced me I swear!" *Yeah right* Hermione was looking at them both. She was kind of sweaty after her musical interlude.
"Harry seduced you! Yeah right, Harry couldn't seduce anyone. It took long enough just to ask Cho to go to the Yule Ball, in fourth year. The he got (In a mean sing song voice) REJECTED!"
"Hey! I did too seduce him watch!" Harry grabbed the bowl of popcorn and set it aside the he leaned in and gave Draco a light kiss.
How will Draco take this little kiss?
How will the Haters' of Slash forever burn in hell?
Have any questions? Then review.
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This is the longest thing I've ever written hurray for me. I got the idea for the Angsty pre-story idea after I read said review on her story.
As I said in the beginning: Review or get ye ass bitten off by my loveable yet dangerous Chihuahua puppy Jack.
A/N: Review or get ye ass bitten off by my loveable yet dangerous Chihuahua puppy Jack.
Summary: Something happens then something else happens then get this *Something else* happens. Damn I'm good at summaries.
///// ----- /////----- ///// ----- ///// ----- ///// ----- ///// ----- ///// ----- ///// ----- ///// ----- ///// ----/////
I'm writing this for all the homophobes who Flame our stories because it has slashy goodness in it. Well I've had it up to here! *Indicates the top of her head*
The gist of your crap is stupid junk that ends up having two of the trio getting together, later they get married, then they have the perfect child. Well we don't make fun of your shit *Except for the sentence above* so stop with the dumb 'gays suck' attitude.
Everyone should have the right to write what they want. Just because you have short sighted views doesn't mean we should. We usually don't make fun of your preferences so stop judging stories by their pairings.
Sorry about the rant I just got mad because of this review I read for a great story.
A Very Bad Thing
By: Megan13
~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~
Anyway here we go. We are in the Great Hall everything's normal except for the fact Hermione's on Harry's lap telling him how much she loves him.
"Get off Hermione."
"But don't you know were meant to be! J.K. will have me go off with Ron then come back to you my one and only love! I can't believe I've gone this long with out trying to have you! Let me give you a blow job!" Hermione drops to her knees and starts to undo his zipper.
"Go away, you're my friend I don't like you like that!" Harry pushes Hermione off his crotch, zips up his pants, and heads for the Gryffindor Tower. On his way he bumps into Draco. *Imagine that!*
"What are you doing here?" Harry got up off the floor and dusted himself off. He looked over to Malfoy who had guilty written all over his face.
"Um, nothing?"
"Like I buy that."
"I'm on a dare, if you must know." Draco moved uncomfortably around.
"What's the dare?" Harry was enjoying Draco squirm.
"Well," Before he could finish Hermione poked her bushy little head into the picture.
"Harry! We could be so great together! I could be your smart, adorable, and loving wife. And you could be my famous, nearly blind, and Quidditch fine toned husband." Hermione was ranting about how she would do *anything* for or to him.
Draco was sucking this in, trying not to laugh. "So Potty, Mudblood's got the hots for you?" He smirked his gorgeous 'I'm so hot' smirk.
"Hermione I thought I told I don't like you that way!" Wow I got three capitol I's in that sentence!
"I know, but I chose to ignore that. You'll love me just wait and see!" She breaks into Jewel's Intuition. *God that song gets on my nerves*
"What's with her?" Draco was looking at his perfectly manicured nails to Hermione as she's now humping the air / Harry.
"She was looking through some website from a different dimension," Harry looks up at me like he's angry and I give him the finger.
"How did she get a computer to work here, and how come she's getting websites from different dimension?" Harry points to me and I giggle and wave to Draco, and he waves back. *Goes into rabid fan girl laughter*
"See, we were meant to be. You love me you just don't know it yet!"
"Someone needs to be the pshyc ward," Draco whirled his finger around his head and crossed his eyes.
"I don't like you Hermione! Can't you get that into your bushy brown head or have all the fluff fics melted your mind?" Harry was talking very slow so she could understand.
"Fluff fics are great. Just look what they do to you. I usually have to eat my weight in chocolate to get this hyper!" She jumped up and down flinging her arms around talking madly. "You love me I know you do!"
"I don't love you! I like someone else!" Draco was sitting on a couch that *Just Appeared* there. He choked a bit after getting some pop corn stuck under his tongue. (That happened to me I'm still traumatized *Shivers as her eye twitches*)
"You love me. Who could you love more?" She was groveling and licking his filthy mud caked feet. He quickly moved his feet kicking her in the mouth while he had the chance.
*Eww 'licked his feet' that just takes obsession too far*
Wait Draco wants me at his feet SEE YA! *Runs to be near Draco*
"I love." Harry looked around. *Who am I going to pretend to like?*
Seamus was in the corner making out with a balloon, guess he's practicing.
Crabbe was waiting for Draco. He was pulling at his crotch, adjusting his stuff. *No thank you* (Boy's do that all the time in my school)
Luna was upside down, her head on a pillow, reading the Quibbler.
*Wait that's not the Quibbler. Gross what's she using her wand there for? Wow can you do that in the hall?* Luna's now putting up her Quibbler and hiding the porn magazine behind it. Now she's cleaning off her wand, throwing looks at Harry as she does.
The only one left is Draco (Imagine That!) sitting on a green velvet couch that Harry never saw before. He looked cute even though he had a finger in his mouth trying to gouge the popcorn kernel out from under his tongue.
"Yes! I got it!" Draco does my embarrassing victory dance, but I don't mind!
"Draco! That's it Draco! I mean look at him he's hot enough to make any man/boy turn gay!" Harry runs over to Draco, stops him in mid dance, *Crap* and whispers in his ear: "Play along or everyone in the school will know about your little one nighter with Neville."
"He seduced me I swear!" *Yeah right* Hermione was looking at them both. She was kind of sweaty after her musical interlude.
"Harry seduced you! Yeah right, Harry couldn't seduce anyone. It took long enough just to ask Cho to go to the Yule Ball, in fourth year. The he got (In a mean sing song voice) REJECTED!"
"Hey! I did too seduce him watch!" Harry grabbed the bowl of popcorn and set it aside the he leaned in and gave Draco a light kiss.
How will Draco take this little kiss?
How will the Haters' of Slash forever burn in hell?
Have any questions? Then review.
*~*~* *~*~* *~*~* *~*~* *~*~* *~*~* *~*~* *~*~* *~*~* *~*~* *~*~* *~*~*
This is the longest thing I've ever written hurray for me. I got the idea for the Angsty pre-story idea after I read said review on her story.
As I said in the beginning: Review or get ye ass bitten off by my loveable yet dangerous Chihuahua puppy Jack.