Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did I would be rolling in dough laughing at
all the little people I crushed on my way up.
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People to thank! Sorta.
GrimKittie: I decided to use popcorn here just not up the ass. *Thought of Harry walking like an old cowboy (Finds amusing)*
TheDragonLady: She thought it was funny! * Does dance that will come back to bite her in the ass*
I finally got Evil Story Penguins' attention! I love: No More Firewhisky! Thanks for the review.
Bonnie girl: Yes I just might finish it if I have the will power to keep my focus. *Stares at multicolored fly buzzing around the computer* (In awed low voice) Pretty!
A: I do often go crazy. Just not 'I hate Slash haters everywhere' crazy.. . a lot.
Amber59: Wow! I never get to laugh at my own stuff. Usually I find it stupid or disturbing. I'm just glad you got a hell of a kick out of it.
I was going to end it here, I got up at six thirty and had more reviews.
Scalene TRisty: I just got extremely mad, and when I get mad I have to be mean to someone. *in this case Hermione cuz I don't like her much* Someday I*'m going to have to give them a good kick so that stick goes further.
JudyIsAPunk: First of all they should know its D/H. If they don't like what we write then click the character scroll bars and leave! They just want to preach all the time, they think they're better because they like Het.
Mistress Choas1: Thanks I need all the support I can get.
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"Hey! I did too seduce him watch!" Harry grabbed the bowl of popcorn and set it aside the he leaned in and gave Draco a light kiss.
Draco grabbed the bowl of popcorn poured it on Harry, put the remainder in his pants, then placed the bowl on his head and ran to the Slytherin dormitories.
"Oh yeah, can you feel the love?" Hermione dropped every bit of the sarcasm she has in the one sentence.
"We had a bit of a spat earlier," Harry tried to cover, all the while pulling popcorn out of his stringy black hair. *I described his hair? Wow! Me, put in detail! That's a first, soak it up while you can.*
" 'A bit of a spat?' You've been fighting like cats and dogs since you met! Can't you see I love you? And not just for your hot ass or your whole 'Hero' thing. Okay maybe for that but there's other junk too!"
Harry took off running to go find Draco. *And He Ran starts to play*
"And he ran. He ran so far away. He couldn't get away," Harry sings along with soundtrack. "Draco stop!" Draco stopped like a good boy and Harry gave him a pat on the head and a Scooby Snack.
"What was with the lip lock?" Draco waved his hand around Harry's face and talked like he was a chick from Brooklyn in the early 90's.
(I was just a little kid in the early 90's so if it's wrong than screw the haters! *leads a revolt against haters*)
"I had to get Hermione to leave me alone. If you play along I'll do anything!" Harry was on his knees groveling to the Boy-Who-Loved-Blackmail.
"Well, maybe if you be my willing slave forever!" (Insert maniacal laughter) Okay, "Muwhahahahah!"
"She meant later, when I wasn't around! And anyway how about a week?"
"Okay I can deal with that. Let me go get your uniform," As he passed Harry he this time got the laughter on que. "Muwhahahaha!"
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..:: The first day::..
"Harry, do you like what I'm wearing?" Harry looked over to Hermione at the breakfast table. She had on a thong and matching bikini top, and a robe that wasn't closed. All the showed was she was out of shape and hairier than Robin Williams.
"You look like a bunch of squirrels latched on to you," Harry was now taking off his robe and covering her.
"So I haven't shaved in a while, okay ever, but my mom won't let me!" Harry was still trying to cover her up when he heard someone distinctly yell "Take the rest off!"
"Okay!" Hermione started to get on the table and do a little show.
"Not you, you stupid rabid squirrel, Harry!" Harry looked up from his spot of table he'd been looking at and saw Draco waving a 'Take It Off' sign.
"Wow he really goes all out," Harry opened his shirt wiggling his chest like he had tits.
"Don't worry Harry I'll but you some later!"
After the scene at breakfast each thought it would be good if they walked down the corridor together. That way Harry didn't have to wiggle his man tits and Draco didn't have to yell take it off so he could see Harry's man tits.
Little did they know Hermione has come up with a few plans. After putting some clothes on to cover her fir.
"I think she got the idea. She hasn't bothered me since breakfast."
"Breakfast was two minutes ago," Draco was noticing he still had popcorn in his hair. So he picked it out sniffed it then threw it in his mouth.
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Draco: I would never ever do that. Pick something out of his hair the pop it in my mouth that's disgusting.
The Author (Notice the Capitols): *In singsong voice* You get to see him in the uniform you picked out!
Draco: Okay you may do what ever you want with me.
The Author: *Raises eyebrow*
Draco: Not like that!
The Author: You never let me have any fun. It's always Harry likes it when I do this or Harry can move his tongue like that! Harry, Harry, Harry!
Draco: Shut up Jan and get on with the story!
The Author: My name is Chelsea! *Blows Raspberries* Ms. Allen if you nasty!
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"You will not be the apple of Harry's eye for long my pretty!"
"Oh god, Hermione's gone Wicked Witch of the West on us!" Harry hid behind Draco's strong capable shoulders.
*Capable of what (giggles like fan girl on speed)*
------------------- Draco: Shut up and get on with it!
The Author: I was being nice! *Thinks: Cute ass says:* Jackass.
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Hermione has done something so vile that even I shudder to think about it.
"Yes, that's right I've collected every Celine Dion song ever written. Now you will pay!" Hermione then hit her CD player *That just happened to work in Hogwarts*, and preceded to sing My Heart Will Go On terribly off key.
Will our guys get out of this torture?
Will Hermione learn to shave?
Will we ever get to see Harry in his uniform? *And if you know me it won't cover everything*
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Sorry for all those who like Celine. My little cousin was singing along to the Titanic soundtrack CD she found under all my CD's in my collection. She gave me the idea her and her awful singing. Well Thanks for everything.
Did you like my disclaimer? He he he. I laughed at you.
REVIEW OR I SHALL BRING MY RATH DOWN APON YOU! YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE!
~*~*~
People to thank! Sorta.
GrimKittie: I decided to use popcorn here just not up the ass. *Thought of Harry walking like an old cowboy (Finds amusing)*
TheDragonLady: She thought it was funny! * Does dance that will come back to bite her in the ass*
I finally got Evil Story Penguins' attention! I love: No More Firewhisky! Thanks for the review.
Bonnie girl: Yes I just might finish it if I have the will power to keep my focus. *Stares at multicolored fly buzzing around the computer* (In awed low voice) Pretty!
A: I do often go crazy. Just not 'I hate Slash haters everywhere' crazy.. . a lot.
Amber59: Wow! I never get to laugh at my own stuff. Usually I find it stupid or disturbing. I'm just glad you got a hell of a kick out of it.
I was going to end it here, I got up at six thirty and had more reviews.
Scalene TRisty: I just got extremely mad, and when I get mad I have to be mean to someone. *in this case Hermione cuz I don't like her much* Someday I*'m going to have to give them a good kick so that stick goes further.
JudyIsAPunk: First of all they should know its D/H. If they don't like what we write then click the character scroll bars and leave! They just want to preach all the time, they think they're better because they like Het.
Mistress Choas1: Thanks I need all the support I can get.
~*~*~
"Hey! I did too seduce him watch!" Harry grabbed the bowl of popcorn and set it aside the he leaned in and gave Draco a light kiss.
Draco grabbed the bowl of popcorn poured it on Harry, put the remainder in his pants, then placed the bowl on his head and ran to the Slytherin dormitories.
"Oh yeah, can you feel the love?" Hermione dropped every bit of the sarcasm she has in the one sentence.
"We had a bit of a spat earlier," Harry tried to cover, all the while pulling popcorn out of his stringy black hair. *I described his hair? Wow! Me, put in detail! That's a first, soak it up while you can.*
" 'A bit of a spat?' You've been fighting like cats and dogs since you met! Can't you see I love you? And not just for your hot ass or your whole 'Hero' thing. Okay maybe for that but there's other junk too!"
Harry took off running to go find Draco. *And He Ran starts to play*
"And he ran. He ran so far away. He couldn't get away," Harry sings along with soundtrack. "Draco stop!" Draco stopped like a good boy and Harry gave him a pat on the head and a Scooby Snack.
"What was with the lip lock?" Draco waved his hand around Harry's face and talked like he was a chick from Brooklyn in the early 90's.
(I was just a little kid in the early 90's so if it's wrong than screw the haters! *leads a revolt against haters*)
"I had to get Hermione to leave me alone. If you play along I'll do anything!" Harry was on his knees groveling to the Boy-Who-Loved-Blackmail.
"Well, maybe if you be my willing slave forever!" (Insert maniacal laughter) Okay, "Muwhahahahah!"
"She meant later, when I wasn't around! And anyway how about a week?"
"Okay I can deal with that. Let me go get your uniform," As he passed Harry he this time got the laughter on que. "Muwhahahaha!"
/////////// /////////// /////////// /////////// /////////// /////////// /////////// /////////// ///////////
..:: The first day::..
"Harry, do you like what I'm wearing?" Harry looked over to Hermione at the breakfast table. She had on a thong and matching bikini top, and a robe that wasn't closed. All the showed was she was out of shape and hairier than Robin Williams.
"You look like a bunch of squirrels latched on to you," Harry was now taking off his robe and covering her.
"So I haven't shaved in a while, okay ever, but my mom won't let me!" Harry was still trying to cover her up when he heard someone distinctly yell "Take the rest off!"
"Okay!" Hermione started to get on the table and do a little show.
"Not you, you stupid rabid squirrel, Harry!" Harry looked up from his spot of table he'd been looking at and saw Draco waving a 'Take It Off' sign.
"Wow he really goes all out," Harry opened his shirt wiggling his chest like he had tits.
"Don't worry Harry I'll but you some later!"
After the scene at breakfast each thought it would be good if they walked down the corridor together. That way Harry didn't have to wiggle his man tits and Draco didn't have to yell take it off so he could see Harry's man tits.
Little did they know Hermione has come up with a few plans. After putting some clothes on to cover her fir.
"I think she got the idea. She hasn't bothered me since breakfast."
"Breakfast was two minutes ago," Draco was noticing he still had popcorn in his hair. So he picked it out sniffed it then threw it in his mouth.
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Draco: I would never ever do that. Pick something out of his hair the pop it in my mouth that's disgusting.
The Author (Notice the Capitols): *In singsong voice* You get to see him in the uniform you picked out!
Draco: Okay you may do what ever you want with me.
The Author: *Raises eyebrow*
Draco: Not like that!
The Author: You never let me have any fun. It's always Harry likes it when I do this or Harry can move his tongue like that! Harry, Harry, Harry!
Draco: Shut up Jan and get on with the story!
The Author: My name is Chelsea! *Blows Raspberries* Ms. Allen if you nasty!
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"You will not be the apple of Harry's eye for long my pretty!"
"Oh god, Hermione's gone Wicked Witch of the West on us!" Harry hid behind Draco's strong capable shoulders.
*Capable of what (giggles like fan girl on speed)*
------------------- Draco: Shut up and get on with it!
The Author: I was being nice! *Thinks: Cute ass says:* Jackass.
------------------
Hermione has done something so vile that even I shudder to think about it.
"Yes, that's right I've collected every Celine Dion song ever written. Now you will pay!" Hermione then hit her CD player *That just happened to work in Hogwarts*, and preceded to sing My Heart Will Go On terribly off key.
Will our guys get out of this torture?
Will Hermione learn to shave?
Will we ever get to see Harry in his uniform? *And if you know me it won't cover everything*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sorry for all those who like Celine. My little cousin was singing along to the Titanic soundtrack CD she found under all my CD's in my collection. She gave me the idea her and her awful singing. Well Thanks for everything.
Did you like my disclaimer? He he he. I laughed at you.
REVIEW OR I SHALL BRING MY RATH DOWN APON YOU! YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE!