Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did I would be rolling in dough, laughing
at all the little people I crushed on my way up.
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Reviewers!!! I got reviews on this. Your lives must be aching for something to fill the boredom.
Person: YOU GAVE ME MY FIRST FLAME SO YOU DESERVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN CAPITOLS. I CLEARLY STATED THAT ALL HOMOPHOBES STAY AWAY!
PERHAPS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A HOMOPHOBE IS. IT'S A PERSON WHO FEELS THAT GAY PEOPLE ARE BAD (To put it in a language you might understand) OR JUST FEEL THREATENED BY THEM. BECAUSE EITHER YOU HAVE CERTAIN FEELINGS TOWARDS MEN YOU DON'T THINK ARE RIGHT OR YOU WERE RAISED THIS WAY.
IN ANY CASE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID ATTENTION TO MY WARNING IN SUMMARY!
Mistress Choas1: I was watching this thing on VH1 where they were showing something about bad hair I got the idea from there.
JudyIsAPunk: Thank you. I feel rejuvenated by my first flame notice my three paragraph rant! There will be another.
Wanderingwolf: You gave me an idea. Maybe I'll have Harry blackmail him later. Thanks for the ideas! I'm running on empty so everyone welcome to suggest something.
Hyperbole: My sentiments exactly. For some reason I hate Hermione with a passion, almost as much as I hate Cho. Guess I like slash because I hate pretty much all the girls. You just gave me an idea on how to stop Celine! Thanks I've been wondering how I would do that! I hate Mary-Sue's but for the sake of slash. I'm going you use your name for her last name. Don't hurt me.
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YET AGAIN I HAVE RESORTED TO A RANT. IF YOU DIDN'T READ IT GO BACK AND PLEASE DO. IF YOU FIND THE STUFF I WRIGHT OFFENSIVE WELL TOO BAD YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS:
HARRY / DRACO; WHICH MEANS SLASH, BOY ON BOY, OR YAOI WHATEVER YOU KNOW IT BY! GO AWAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT AND DON'T WINE TO ME MY STORY IS GROSS.
YOU WANT GROSS READ MY OTHER STORY!
~The Incredibly Psychotic Renny~
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Welcome back I'm just getting over my rant. So where'd we leave off oh yeah.
Hermione has done something so vile that even I shudder to think about it.
"Yes, that's right I've collected every Celine Dion song ever written. Now you will pay!" Hermione then hit her CD player *That just happened to work in Hogwarts*, and preceded to sing My Heart Will Go On terribly off key.
After about five seconds Draco began to feel like his brain was starting to melt. *I felt this also before I destroyed my Titanic CD. It's not like I listen to it*
Just then Mary-Sue Hyperbole came by with her new Metallica CD blaring. *Thanks Hyperbole* And everyone knows if there anything that can kill Celine Dion besides Mimi's Anti-Mary-Sue wand (ironbark & phoenix feather) is blaring Metallica songs.
Free from their horrible attack and with Hermione fighting Mary-Sue *and getting her ass kicked* they fled to their first class Potions. As everyone knows they always have potions together. That way Snapie Pooh gets to make fun of Harry and gloat over Draco.
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Snape: You mean I'm finally coming in the picture. Hey what's with this Snapie Pooh crap!
The Author: You're so cute when your angry. Not as cute as Draco but nonetheless.
Snape: How come everyone likes Draco! I'm an evil stud too!
The Author: There there. *Pats Snape on the back* Let's get back to the story.
Snape: Can I make fun of Harry? *sniffles*
The Author: We'll see.
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Finally everyone has filed in. Harry's next to Draco and Hermione is on the other side of them. Not noticing Ron confessing he's always loved her and that he'd do anything for her.
"Ron shut up; I'm trying to figure out how to get Harry!" She sounded a little strange but getting your ass kicked by a Mary-Sue will do that to you. They usually have super powers, or are really smart. So smart that Hermione pales in comparison, not to mention when she dies the whole world morns. And that her beauty is not to be compared with even the finest rose.
"But Hermione, I'll do anything!"
"Go jump off the Gryffindor tower and leave me alone to do my evil planning. Muwhahahaha!"
"The evil laughter deal is my bag!" Draco got on top of his desk. Snape chose to ignore this as he read the new 17.
"Well now it's mine, and so will Harry! Don't think that mysterious girl with the superhuman powers will save you again!" Hermione is now on top of her desk with her arms around Draco's neck.
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Hermione: I would never resort to violence!
The Author: He has your man.
Hermione: He's going down Bitch!
The Author: Who are you calling bitch?
Hermione: You made up the story you should know!
The Author: You're dead!
*Catfight ensues*
*Un-gay boys take interest*
*Author sighs* Will I ever get Draco's attention?
Harry: No!
The Author: Forgot he's gay. Darn. *Hurts Hermione while thinking of why she likes slash again* Oh yeah I hate all the girls. *Hits Hermione again*
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..::End of class::..
Recap: Draco gets an A for hurting Hermione, Harry gets an F for breathing too loud and Ron get about forty points taken away for sneezing at least five feet from Snapie Dearest. (Harry gets them back once he saves the day from blah blah blah you know the rest.)
..::That Night::..
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"Is this right?" Harry looked up Draco he had this look of pure bliss on his face.
"Yes, Oh my god Yes! Harder! Harder!" Draco moaned with pleasure as Harry did exactly as he was told. "That's a good boy, Yes Yes!"
(Draco's thinking in the next paragraph. Yes Draco can think.)
"Harry looks so good in that," Draco thought. Staring at his little slave in a 'Draco Luver' tank top that he'd made him wear. "I'm so glad I made this little deal. God he's really good at this."
(Back to speaking out loud)
"GOD YES HARDER, HARDER!"
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"Oh will you calm down I'm only rubbing your feet!" Harry pulled his Green thong that Draco made him wear. It had a cute little D on the front.
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Had you thinking something naughty huh! Bad me. Good thoughts. YES ANOTHER RANT. I got mad don't sue me.
~Renny~
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Reviewers!!! I got reviews on this. Your lives must be aching for something to fill the boredom.
Person: YOU GAVE ME MY FIRST FLAME SO YOU DESERVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN CAPITOLS. I CLEARLY STATED THAT ALL HOMOPHOBES STAY AWAY!
PERHAPS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A HOMOPHOBE IS. IT'S A PERSON WHO FEELS THAT GAY PEOPLE ARE BAD (To put it in a language you might understand) OR JUST FEEL THREATENED BY THEM. BECAUSE EITHER YOU HAVE CERTAIN FEELINGS TOWARDS MEN YOU DON'T THINK ARE RIGHT OR YOU WERE RAISED THIS WAY.
IN ANY CASE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID ATTENTION TO MY WARNING IN SUMMARY!
Mistress Choas1: I was watching this thing on VH1 where they were showing something about bad hair I got the idea from there.
JudyIsAPunk: Thank you. I feel rejuvenated by my first flame notice my three paragraph rant! There will be another.
Wanderingwolf: You gave me an idea. Maybe I'll have Harry blackmail him later. Thanks for the ideas! I'm running on empty so everyone welcome to suggest something.
Hyperbole: My sentiments exactly. For some reason I hate Hermione with a passion, almost as much as I hate Cho. Guess I like slash because I hate pretty much all the girls. You just gave me an idea on how to stop Celine! Thanks I've been wondering how I would do that! I hate Mary-Sue's but for the sake of slash. I'm going you use your name for her last name. Don't hurt me.
~*~*~
YET AGAIN I HAVE RESORTED TO A RANT. IF YOU DIDN'T READ IT GO BACK AND PLEASE DO. IF YOU FIND THE STUFF I WRIGHT OFFENSIVE WELL TOO BAD YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS:
HARRY / DRACO; WHICH MEANS SLASH, BOY ON BOY, OR YAOI WHATEVER YOU KNOW IT BY! GO AWAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT AND DON'T WINE TO ME MY STORY IS GROSS.
YOU WANT GROSS READ MY OTHER STORY!
~The Incredibly Psychotic Renny~
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Welcome back I'm just getting over my rant. So where'd we leave off oh yeah.
Hermione has done something so vile that even I shudder to think about it.
"Yes, that's right I've collected every Celine Dion song ever written. Now you will pay!" Hermione then hit her CD player *That just happened to work in Hogwarts*, and preceded to sing My Heart Will Go On terribly off key.
After about five seconds Draco began to feel like his brain was starting to melt. *I felt this also before I destroyed my Titanic CD. It's not like I listen to it*
Just then Mary-Sue Hyperbole came by with her new Metallica CD blaring. *Thanks Hyperbole* And everyone knows if there anything that can kill Celine Dion besides Mimi's Anti-Mary-Sue wand (ironbark & phoenix feather) is blaring Metallica songs.
Free from their horrible attack and with Hermione fighting Mary-Sue *and getting her ass kicked* they fled to their first class Potions. As everyone knows they always have potions together. That way Snapie Pooh gets to make fun of Harry and gloat over Draco.
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Snape: You mean I'm finally coming in the picture. Hey what's with this Snapie Pooh crap!
The Author: You're so cute when your angry. Not as cute as Draco but nonetheless.
Snape: How come everyone likes Draco! I'm an evil stud too!
The Author: There there. *Pats Snape on the back* Let's get back to the story.
Snape: Can I make fun of Harry? *sniffles*
The Author: We'll see.
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Finally everyone has filed in. Harry's next to Draco and Hermione is on the other side of them. Not noticing Ron confessing he's always loved her and that he'd do anything for her.
"Ron shut up; I'm trying to figure out how to get Harry!" She sounded a little strange but getting your ass kicked by a Mary-Sue will do that to you. They usually have super powers, or are really smart. So smart that Hermione pales in comparison, not to mention when she dies the whole world morns. And that her beauty is not to be compared with even the finest rose.
"But Hermione, I'll do anything!"
"Go jump off the Gryffindor tower and leave me alone to do my evil planning. Muwhahahaha!"
"The evil laughter deal is my bag!" Draco got on top of his desk. Snape chose to ignore this as he read the new 17.
"Well now it's mine, and so will Harry! Don't think that mysterious girl with the superhuman powers will save you again!" Hermione is now on top of her desk with her arms around Draco's neck.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hermione: I would never resort to violence!
The Author: He has your man.
Hermione: He's going down Bitch!
The Author: Who are you calling bitch?
Hermione: You made up the story you should know!
The Author: You're dead!
*Catfight ensues*
*Un-gay boys take interest*
*Author sighs* Will I ever get Draco's attention?
Harry: No!
The Author: Forgot he's gay. Darn. *Hurts Hermione while thinking of why she likes slash again* Oh yeah I hate all the girls. *Hits Hermione again*
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..::End of class::..
Recap: Draco gets an A for hurting Hermione, Harry gets an F for breathing too loud and Ron get about forty points taken away for sneezing at least five feet from Snapie Dearest. (Harry gets them back once he saves the day from blah blah blah you know the rest.)
..::That Night::..
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"Is this right?" Harry looked up Draco he had this look of pure bliss on his face.
"Yes, Oh my god Yes! Harder! Harder!" Draco moaned with pleasure as Harry did exactly as he was told. "That's a good boy, Yes Yes!"
(Draco's thinking in the next paragraph. Yes Draco can think.)
"Harry looks so good in that," Draco thought. Staring at his little slave in a 'Draco Luver' tank top that he'd made him wear. "I'm so glad I made this little deal. God he's really good at this."
(Back to speaking out loud)
"GOD YES HARDER, HARDER!"
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"Oh will you calm down I'm only rubbing your feet!" Harry pulled his Green thong that Draco made him wear. It had a cute little D on the front.
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Had you thinking something naughty huh! Bad me. Good thoughts. YES ANOTHER RANT. I got mad don't sue me.
~Renny~