"Hey Roz, you do not want to go out there" Daphne sat down and pointed outside "I've just been serenaded with 'Pretty Woman' five times! Has everyone gone mad?" Roz scowled "Daph, don't you remember? It's Seattle's National Singing Day?" Daphne started laughing "Oh Roz, I have never heard of Seattle's National Singing Day in my life and I've lived here long enough to know about it if I had!" Roz shrugged and turned to Martin "She has forgotten about SNSD!" Martin looked horrified "Daph, how could you forget about SNSD? It's bigger than the Superbowl!" Daphne looked cross "Ok, is this like everyone gang up on Daphne to play the biggest April fools day prank on her?" Roz and Martin shook their heads "Here comes Frasier and Niles, they won't lie to me!"

Frasier: I feel pretty, oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay and I pity any girl who isn't me today!

Niles: I feel Charming, oh so Charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty I can hardly believe I'm real

Frasier: See that pretty girl in the mirror there Niles: What mirror where? Frasier: Who could that attractive girl be? (points at Roz) Niles: Which one? Where? How? (looks between Daphne and Roz)

Frasier: I feel stunning Niles: He feels stunning Frasier: And entrancing Niles: And entrancing Frasier: I feel like running and dancing for joy Both: For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful Boy!

"Roz, tell me that didn't just happen?" Roz looked at Niles and Frasier "That's national singing day Daph, isn't great?" Daphne looked between three of them "Look, I'm impressed by how much trouble you have gone to but I'm not buying this national singing day. Niles if I ever see you dance like that in public I will divorce you OK?" All three shrugged "Roz, if it's so great why haven't you sung yet?"

Roz: I haven't ever really had a place that I call home I never stick around quite long enough to make it I apologise that once again I'm not in love But it's not as if I mind that your heart ain't exactly breaking It's just a thought, only a thought

But if my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy Well I deserve nothing more than I get Cos nothing I have is truly mine

I always thought that I would love to live by the sea To travel the world and live more simply I have no idea what happened to that dream Cos there's really nothing here to stop me It's just a thought, only a thought

But if my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy Well I deserve nothing more than I get Cos nothing I have is truly mine

While my heart is a shield and I won't let it down While I'm so afraid to fail so I won't even try Well how can I say I'm alive

But if my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy Well I deserve nothing more than I get Cos nothing I have is truly mine

Roz was looking at Frasier through the whole song; they made eye contact but Frasier wouldn't hold it.

Niles and Daphne both sat up and screamed; looking at each other "Bad dream" they got out of bed and headed to Frasier's