A/N: Hi everyone! I'm going through a new manga phase, Kodocha, otherwise known as Kodomo No Omocha...I'm just writing this to kill time since I have to wait a few more hours till I get to go to Borders for my Kodocha number 6 and 7...hehe...well...R and R, everyone! No matter how crazy it may seem, I am crazier! Aiiight?
Disclaimer: I own not the works of Miho Obana, otherwise known as Kodomo No Omocha/Kodocha....*sniff* OH, HOW VERY SAD THAT IS!!
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A Typico Fight...

[Akito is looking out the window, concentrating on something.]
Sana: OI! AKITO! What are you planning now?!
Akito: *Sigh* Here we go again...
Sana: What, bored of me or something?
Akito: Took you that long to notice?
Sana: AH! You think you're so fine, hotshot! Think again!
Akito: (thinking) She's got some loose bolts in that brain of hers...
Sana: YOU WON'T ANSWER ME...spill your butts, Hayama...I know something's brewing in that dysfunctional brain of yours!
Akito: DYSFUNCTIONAL? What the hell? Talking to yourself in a mirror, Kurata?
Sana: You wish, Hayama! You little karate rookie!
Akito: Don't call me a rookie, you crap actress!
Sana: (she's reallly pissed now) OH HO HO! Call me a crap actress, will you, you...LEOPARD BOY!
[Akito automatically transforms into a leopard, though he doesn't realize it.]
Akito: Leopard boy? Where the heck did you get that lame insult?
Sana: If only you knew...
Akito: Look, Kurata, I'm sick and tired of your--
Sana: YOU, sick and tired of me!??! Ha! Like that will ever measure up to how much I get sick and tired of you--
Akito: Shut up, little girl!
Sana: Make me, crap ass!
Akito: I think I just did, bra-less loser!
Sana: I WEAR A BRA, YOU PERVERT! (covers her chest with her arms)
Akito: Yeah, ok, so what size are you? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I bet...maybe even lower!
Sana: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I WEAR B--
Akito: (pretending to be shocked) Oh, Sana, how much your nonexistant breasts have grown from five minutes ago!
Sana: (chasing him around the room with the mallet) YOU LAME KARATE AMATEUR!!!
Akito: CRAP ASS ACTRESS!
Tsuyoshi: Oh, my god...when will it end?
Aya: And we thought they were mature...

2 Hours Later...
Sana and Akito are making out in the closet.
Tsuyoshi: What the--weren't they like, just fighting?
Aya: Yeah...what a weird relationship...at least they stopped fighting, though.
From inside the closet:
Sana: EEEEYAAAAAAAHHH! DON'T SNAP MY BRA, YOU PERVERT! YOU MOLESTER!
Akito: SANA! I didn't do anything!! That wasn't me, I SWEAR--
Sana: YEAH, WHATEVER! GET UP, PRETTY BOY! LEMME SEE HOW THOSE KARATE PEOPLE TRAINED YOU!
Akito: WATCH YOUR MOUTH, LITTLE LADY!
.....
Akito: Oh, Sana?
Sana: Hmmm?
Akito: After we beat each other up and fire all the insults we can at each other, can we--
Sana: Yeah, we can make out...I mean...make up.
Akito: Ok. Good.
....
Sana: AMATEUR LAZY KARATE LOSER!
Akito: STUPID FAKEY ACTRESS! OW! DAMN MALLET!
Sana: HAHAHAHHAHA!!! BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY MALLET!!
...
15 Minutes Later...
The closet is locked.

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A/N: Haha, that was weird, I know, but I just got bored one day so yeah...hehe...