A/N: Ehehe! I'm baaack! I wasn't originally going to make a second chapter to this but hey...I'm in da mood for a typical Sana/Aki fight!!! I'm done reading number 7...I'm reading the books out of order because I can't stand suspense...but I can't find a Borders that carries numbers 9 and 10!!! Oy!!! What happened there?!?! Oh YEAH...they're not IN PRINT yet...damn! Ok...enough consistent rambling...on to the second chapter!
Disclaimer: Kodomo no Omocha/Kodocha no owned by lil ole me, but by Miho Obana, manga artist, who can surely draw manga way better than me! (Akito's face is super hard...!)

A Typico Fight...2...

[Mr.Sengoku is teaching class.]
Sengoku: Alright, class, who is finished with the assignment? Group A?
Tsuyoshi: Yeah, we're done, Mr.Sengoku.
Sengoku: Good. Hayama, can you please read the results?
Akito: (stands up and reads the results)
Sengoku: Hmmm...zero. The results were totally wrong. Can't you do anything right, Hayama?
Akito: Well. At least if I had a toupee I could put it on right. But unlike you, I don't.
[The class laughs.]
Sengoku: (turns red) Come here, Hayama!
Akito: (stands up and walks over to Sengoku)
Sengoku:(scribbles something on a piece of paper) Take this to classroom 8. The counselor is teaching there...she'll deal with you.
Akito: (silently thinking: oh yeah! I get to go to Sana's class! But then again, Fuka is there too...oh well...she's still my friend.]
[he walks to class 8.]
Counselor: And now, children, I'd like to talk about sexual harrasment and what you can do to prevent this! Can I have a volunteer?
[No one raises their hands, but at that moment, Akito walks in.]
Counselor: Oh! Young man, would you like to show an example of sexual harrasment?
Akito: What the hell?
Counselor: *whispers* Do it, you little pervert.
Akito: Um...alright.
Sana: What the hell is Akito doing in here?
Fuka: Aki? You in trouble again? Hasn't Sana been teachin' you anythin' 'bout not gettin' into trouble?!?
Counselor: Alright...let's have Sana Kurata as the victim.
Sana: HUH? Miss Counselor, are you sure you know what you're doing?
Counselor: You two are boyfriend and girlfriend, aren't you?
Akito: How the hell did you know? (thinking: Nosy cow!)
Counselor: I get around. Miss Kurata, please come here.
[Sana gets up, her face is all red.]
Counselor: Now, Akito, please demonstrate a simple act of sexual assault on Miss Kurata.
Akito: *ppft* Of course...
[He snaps her bra.]
Sana: EEK! Oi, Akito, get your dirty paws off me!
Akito: I don't have dirty paws! At least I didn't have to see your ugly face while I did it!
Sana: Ugly!?! Whatever! I feel so sorry for you because you can't tell how ugly you are just because every mirror you look into breaks!!
Akito: Whatever! They're all broken in my house because you kept looking into them every time you come to my house!
Counselor: Children, please...
Sana+Akito: (to the counselor) SHUT UP!
Counselor: Um.... (cowers in the corner)
Sana: The only reason I look into the mirrors in your house is to check if they're not broken by you!
Akito: Whatever! So not true! Alright. Maybe the mirrors don't break...
Sana: Ha!
Akito:...because they put so much makeup on you, it covers your true face completely.
Sana: AAAARGH! (smacks him on the head with the mallet)
Akito: DAMMIT! OW!
Fuka: Guys! You gotta stop! You're gonna kill each other this way!
Akito: Believe me, Fuka-OWCH-we've been doing this for-SHIT!-three years and-OW!-no one's died yet.
Sana: HAHAHHAHA! BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A MALLET, HUH? A baby mallet would pack a lot more punch than your pathetic little karate kicks!
Akito: (boiling blood) What'd you say?
Sana: I said...
Akito: Nevermind. Forget it.
[A paper falls out of his pocket.]
Counselor: May I see that, please?
[Akito hands it over.]
Counselor: "Dear Miss Counselor, Akito Hayama has been sent to your class for his vulgar behavior...his punishment is to lock him in the broom closet with his least favorite person..."
Sana+Akito: That is the lamest punishment I have ever heard.
Counselor: You two don't seem to like each other all that well.
Sana: Yes, and...? (secretly happy)
Akito: Well, what are we waiting for?
[Akito and Sana run into the closet and lock it tight.]
Counselor: What do you suppose they're doing in there, Miss Matsui?
Fuka: Oh, you don't wanna know...(smiles)
[Suddenly there is a loud slap in the closet.]
Sana: Don't try and unhook my bra, Akito, you dirty little pervert!
Akito: Damn, I thought you wouldn't notice!

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A/N: Should I continue? Hehe!