A/N: ALRIGHT!! I'M READY!!! I'M ALL FIRED UP! IT'S 2 IN THE PM! AND I JUST WOKE UP! Late, huh? Well nowadays I usually sleep around 1 or 2 o clock in the wee morn. Because I can't sleep. Oh well. It happens. Here's the third chapter of the Kodocha story that I've been gettin the most reviews for!!!! HAAHAHHAHA!!! Oh well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kodomo no Omocha/Kodocha. Why? Because I was a wee one in 1991/92/93 when the series was first published, and the only kind of manga I could draw back then was a deranged "picture" of Sailor Moon. And cats. And houses. And the sky. And people/dogs. Nevermind, my childhood artist ramblings are too twisted.

A Typico Fight Between You-Know-Whos, Chapter 3

Sana: Guess what guess what guess whaaaat!!!
Akito: Chickenbutt.
Sana: Close!
Tsuyoshi: Tell us, Sana!
Sana: I'm going to be in a play for all of the students that ever joined Komawari Theatre and I'm inviting all of you!!!
Akito: Whoopee.
Tsuyoshi: That's great! [looks at Akito] You don't seem too happy, Akito.
Akito: It's new. It's called sarcasm. Have you ever heard of it?
Tsuyoshi: Umm....I'm not sure...
Fuka: Hey guys! What's goin on?
Tsuyoshi: Sana invited us to her play!
Fuka: Wow! Am I invited?
Sana: Duh!
Fuka: Yeaaa!!
Sana: It's tomorrow. The play is about this girl who falls in love with a guy but the girl's best friend hears, and it gets all mixed up but then the guy has to save his friend who goes off to kill himself and he says he still loves the girl!
Akito+Fuka: That sounds too familiar...
Sana: Oh, no, wait, I was just reading Kodocha volume #7. Hehe! Anyway, it's Romeo and Juliet.
Fuka: Oh you mean that ole Shakespeare play when the two lovers kill themselves? Because they ain't allowed to be together?
Sana: Yeah! And they kiss!
Akito: They what?
Sana: They kiss!
Akito: Are you Juliet?
Sana: Yeah! And Naozumi is Romeo!
Akito: [steam shoots out of his ears] WHAT?!?!?
Tsuyoshi: Hehehehhe....
Sana: What are you so upset about?
Akito: [shakes his head] Uh, it's just that when you kiss Naozumi your face will be so close to his that the toxic gas will automatically kill him.
Sana: WHAT?
Akito: And if that doesn't happen, your lips will automatically send acid through his mouth since your face is so ugly it actually send off atomic waves.
Sana: Shut up, boy! At least if I karate chopped a slab of tofu it would break in half!
Akito: What are you saying?
Sana: I'm saying that your pathetic karate moves will never match up to my acting skills.
Fuka: Guys, guys...
Akito: WHAT?!? Your face is so hard and ugly that no one can karate chop through it but your brain is so soft that if I poked it it would just fall apart!
Sana: [gets out mallet] Let's fight, boy!
Akito: Hiyah!
Fuka: Oh no...
[Sana and Akito fight until they get really tired.]
Akito: So...who won?
Sana: Me, obviously.
Akito: The only thing you could win is a glee club tournament.
Sana: [mallet hits him in the head] Damn you Hayama! Ok, everyone! The play is tomorrow at 9! Don't be late!
[Sana runs off.]
Tsuyoshi: So....is everyone going to be there?
Fuka: You betcha!
Aya: Yeah...
Akito: *snort* Guess so. I wanna see if Kamura dies or not.
[Next Day]
Sana: HI EVERYONE! Wow! You guys actually came!
Fuka: Duh! What else would we do?
Akito: Well, I'd be at home, watching TV, probably practicing for my new belt test--
Sana: [mallet hits him on the head] Shut up! You know you'd be here.
Tsuyoshi: Yeah, Akito...
Akito: So when does this thing start?
Naozumi: Now.
Sana: Aiyee! Where did you come from, Nao?
Akito: [thinking] Nao?
Naozumi: I came from the dressing room, Sana, it's time to start the play.
Sana: Ok! [runs off]
Akito: [whispers to Naozumi] Don't enjoy your kissing scene too much, Kamura.
Naozumi: You wish...
Akito: [super glare]
Naozumi: [super smirk] I'll be seeing you.
Akito: Whatever.
Tsuyoshi: [thinking] That is not good...
[They all sit down and the play starts]
Sana: Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou?
(A/N: I don't know the whole Romeo wording thing so I'll just guess...iight?)
Fuka: Ohmigod, Sana is so good!
Tsuyoshi: Yeah, isn't she, Akito?
Akito:....I guess.
Sana: Oh, Romeo, why must you take your life? Since you have taken yours I will do the same by kissing thou lips to taste the poison...
Akito: [thinking] *Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit*
Sana: [leans down and kisses Naozumi]
Akito: THAT'S IT!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGH!!! MY GOD THAT WAS SO WRONG!
Tsuyoshi: Akito shut up!! This is a play!
Sana: A...Akito? What the hell are you doing?!? Shut up!!!
Akito: Why the hell did you just do that!??!
Sana: Because it's part of the play!!!
Akito: I don't give a damn if it's part of the play!
Sana: There you go again! Criticizing my acting skills!
Akito: I am not CRITICIZING your damn acting skills, Sana, I am CRITICIZING that kiss!
Naozumi: Get a grip, Akito, just because you ******* doesn't mean Sana has to ***** with you.
Akito: LET ME AT 'EM! LET ME AT 'EM! YOU ASS! YOU BITCH! YOU--
Sana: [takes out huge mallet and hits him on the head] My God! You couldn't even dodge that! And you call yourself worthy for me?
Akito: [burns a hole in the wall with his karate chop] I do better when I'm pissed off.
Sana: Good for you! Does it look like I give a damn?
Akito: Well, by the way you act, it could burn a hole in the wall because your acting sucks so much!
Sana: LET ME AT 'EM! LET ME AT 'EM! OOOOH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
Tsuyoshi: Aaaaw, maaaaan...
Fuka: I hope one of 'em dies this time. I'm kinda gettin tired of this shit...
Aya: I agree....
Audience: Oooh, I love this play.
Little girl: Mama, what's a ***** and a *****?
Mom: Ssssh, honey, don't say that. They're dirty words.
Little girl: Oooooooh!!! Ok, Mama.
Sana: HIYAH!
Akito: [dodge] *snap* Oooopsy...
Sana: AIYAH! MY BRA!
Mom: *gasp!*
Little girl: Hehehehehhe she said bra....
Akito: Come on, that's got to come off some day...
Naozumi: For me...
Akito: Shut up, Kamura! Want to fight?!?
Naozumi: Gladly! (gets out laser stick) May the force be with you.
Akito: (gets out laser stick) I am your father...
Fuka+Sana+Aya+Tsuyoshi: Oh, no....

END
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A/N: Hmmm....I think this will be the last chapter...