(A/N: I got the idea for this story from my faithful friends -
moonkitty114 and AllPowerfulDaisy. Thanks you guys! I also would like to
say that J.K. Rowling owns all the Harry Potter characters, words [like
'muggle'], and some other things that might appear in this story. One more
thing; when you see this 'APP' that is the narrator - and I AM THE
NARRATOR. Thank you and have a nice day!)
Episode 1: What to do (and what NOT to do) When you see a Basilisk Egg
*This Episode is taking place at a Harry Potter Convention [not a real one] and 'APP' is presenting today*
APP: Hello or Hòla! [I hope I spelled that right] I would like to thank you all in advance for coming. Today I shall tell you 'What to do (and what NOT to do)' - with the help of - Fred and George! Where are those kitties? Ah! There you are. Please stand up.
*Fred [a gray kitty] and George [a yellow-ish Tabby cat] both stand up and wave to the people in the audience, [or in other words, they're waving to you people - the readers] and are looking embarrassed.*
APP: Thank you both for your help! Now today, we will be talking about What to do (and what NOT to do) When you see a Basilisk Egg! Fred, George, please come up here and do your demonstrations.
*Fred & George both get out of their seats and come up onto the stage*
APP: Alrighty then! First of all, when you see a Basilisk Egg, don't start to scream and run around in a circle until you're unconscious. *mutters to the kitties* George - Fred - that's your cue!
*Fred is in an 'egg' position and Georges walks [like a human being] up to Fred and - *
George: OH! What in Earth could this be? *you can tell he's acting*
*Fred starts to 'hatch'*
George: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A Basilisk that used to be a Basilisk Egg!!! I will run around in a circle until I'm unconscious!!!!! AHH!!!!! *starts to run around in a circle and then faints*
Fred: MEOW! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....
George: *"wakes" up* Ah..Where am I? Oh-!
APP: See? That is why you shouldn't run around in a circle until you faint - because when you come around, the Basilisk will be looking straight at you and - well, there isn't a pleasanter way of putting this - you'll die. Anyhow, this can be prevented - DON'T RUN AROUND IN A CIRCLE UNTIL YOU FAINT!!!!!! Now, we shall tell you what TO DO when you DO see a Basilisk - or a Basilisk Egg. Fred? George?, positions please.
*Fred is still a Basilisk and George is in the Hogwarts library studying.*
Fred: roar. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
George: *without looking up from his 'books'* Is that you BillyBob?
Fred: *still a Basilisk* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
George: *isn't doing a very good job of acting* Oh...I am SO TIRED...I think I will take a quick nap.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz....
*Fred or 'BillyBob' [STILL a Basilisk] tries to kill George, but, George doesn't wake up; Fred goes sulking around the library to find somebody else to kill.*
APP: See?!!? THAT is how you are supposed to handle it. *mumbles* Unless you aren't an idiot..but that convention isn't until next Tuesday.. *normal voice* Now, if any of you need any help come to our next demonstration - which date I do not know yet but we will work out the details later. Thank you for coming and have a nice day! *Turns towards Fred & George* Come on! We're gonna be late for the 99cents deal at Golden Corral! [a restaurant that I don't own]
Thank you for reading my stupid story! Please submit a review! This is only my third story so I need more reviews! PLEASE REVIEW! But no flames! Thank
you and have a nice day!
Episode 1: What to do (and what NOT to do) When you see a Basilisk Egg
*This Episode is taking place at a Harry Potter Convention [not a real one] and 'APP' is presenting today*
APP: Hello or Hòla! [I hope I spelled that right] I would like to thank you all in advance for coming. Today I shall tell you 'What to do (and what NOT to do)' - with the help of - Fred and George! Where are those kitties? Ah! There you are. Please stand up.
*Fred [a gray kitty] and George [a yellow-ish Tabby cat] both stand up and wave to the people in the audience, [or in other words, they're waving to you people - the readers] and are looking embarrassed.*
APP: Thank you both for your help! Now today, we will be talking about What to do (and what NOT to do) When you see a Basilisk Egg! Fred, George, please come up here and do your demonstrations.
*Fred & George both get out of their seats and come up onto the stage*
APP: Alrighty then! First of all, when you see a Basilisk Egg, don't start to scream and run around in a circle until you're unconscious. *mutters to the kitties* George - Fred - that's your cue!
*Fred is in an 'egg' position and Georges walks [like a human being] up to Fred and - *
George: OH! What in Earth could this be? *you can tell he's acting*
*Fred starts to 'hatch'*
George: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A Basilisk that used to be a Basilisk Egg!!! I will run around in a circle until I'm unconscious!!!!! AHH!!!!! *starts to run around in a circle and then faints*
Fred: MEOW! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....
George: *"wakes" up* Ah..Where am I? Oh-!
APP: See? That is why you shouldn't run around in a circle until you faint - because when you come around, the Basilisk will be looking straight at you and - well, there isn't a pleasanter way of putting this - you'll die. Anyhow, this can be prevented - DON'T RUN AROUND IN A CIRCLE UNTIL YOU FAINT!!!!!! Now, we shall tell you what TO DO when you DO see a Basilisk - or a Basilisk Egg. Fred? George?, positions please.
*Fred is still a Basilisk and George is in the Hogwarts library studying.*
Fred: roar. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
George: *without looking up from his 'books'* Is that you BillyBob?
Fred: *still a Basilisk* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
George: *isn't doing a very good job of acting* Oh...I am SO TIRED...I think I will take a quick nap.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz....
*Fred or 'BillyBob' [STILL a Basilisk] tries to kill George, but, George doesn't wake up; Fred goes sulking around the library to find somebody else to kill.*
APP: See?!!? THAT is how you are supposed to handle it. *mumbles* Unless you aren't an idiot..but that convention isn't until next Tuesday.. *normal voice* Now, if any of you need any help come to our next demonstration - which date I do not know yet but we will work out the details later. Thank you for coming and have a nice day! *Turns towards Fred & George* Come on! We're gonna be late for the 99cents deal at Golden Corral! [a restaurant that I don't own]
Thank you for reading my stupid story! Please submit a review! This is only my third story so I need more reviews! PLEASE REVIEW! But no flames! Thank
you and have a nice day!