"The Harpie/Veela/Werewolf/Human Girl Who Lived"
By: Alesca Munroe
Disclaimer: I own it not, 'cept for Kage and Delena owns Mitty. Authoress's Ramble: Delena, you still do not count as a reviewer, but feel free to review anyway. Everyone else who reads this is naturally a reviewer. Kage is Remus Lupin and my character's daughter. Due to the fact that both her parents are at Hogwarts and therefore unable to watch the five year old, she started Hogwarts at four. Good thing she's really smart. She hates Harry, but that has absolutely nothing to do with the story. Now, read the fic.
It was a dark and stormy night at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and one not-quite-human second year was far from asleep. Kage Lupin was flying around in the dark hallways, grinning. Her grin nearly disappeared when she saw a figure creep in through the school's front doors. Her grinned returned full force as she glomped the mystery person.
"Hiya, Mr. Lord Voldemort Person Thing Sir!" she said cheerfully. "I'm Kage! Never thought I'd see you here of all places. So, why are you here? Wanna go down to the kitchens and get food? The house elves are really nice and they let me get food no matter what time of night it is. Being a second year is hard. Did you have a hard time as a second year? Mitty says it'll get better, and I guess she's right because she usually is." As she talked, she followed the Dark Lord as he walked around the school, apparently looking for something. "Whatcha lookin' for? Can I help? I can find anything in the school. I found a room with chamber pots, one with hot springs, and another that looks like someone's office. I tried to show it to mom, but it disappeared right before she came and that was really bad because it was dinnertime-"
"Don't you have somewhere to be right now?" Voldemort interrupted, seriously freaked out by this student who had wings, a tail and wolf ears. "What ARE you, anyway?"
"I'm human, of course. But then, I'm also part veela, part harpie and a little bit werewolf," she answered, grinning to reveal fangs.
Voldemort tried poking her with a piece of silver, but all she did was blink curiously at him. "Ya know somethin', Mr. Voldemort person thing sir? People say you're bad and evil and everything. Why do they say that? You're a perfectly decent wizard, I mean you've dealt with me following you around this entire school for the past five hours. Not even Mitty can do that, and she's my best friend." "
He blinked. "You think that I'm a decent wizard."
"Yup!" Kage grinned.
He burst into tears. "You're the first one who EVER said that to me! I feel so SPECIAL all of a sudden! I think I'm gonna turn over a new leaf! No more killing! No more hurting people! No more Dark magic! From now on, I'm Tom Marvolo Riddle!"
Kage clapped her hands happily as she spun around in midair. "Yay! Let's go visit Mr. Dumbledore, I bet he'll be happy to hear about this!" She dragged the sobbing wreck of a former Dark Lord all the way to Dumbledore's office. "Mr. Dumbledore! I want you to meet my new friend Tommy!"
Dumbledore blinked and nearly died of a heart attack. "TOMMY?!"
"Yup!" 'Tommy' said, grinning proudly. "I'm going to be a GOOD wizard now! But now i have to go and find Lucius and tell him the joyous news! He's going to be a good wizard too, right Kage?"
"Right!" She giggled happily as he practically skipped out of the office, scaring Professor Snape by hugging him and shouting the joyous news to the entire school as he left to find Lucius Malfoy. Kage turned to Dumbledore. "Just wait until Mom, Dad, and Mitty hear about this!"
The End. ("Flap flap!")
Authoress's Ending Ramble: I was going to have it end with Voldemort running away and screaming bloody murder because Kage scared him so badly, but this seemed like a better idea. If it was, tell me so. If you think it's not, tell me so, but it won't bother me. It takes a lot to bother me.
Kage: Mom, Sirius is dead. A Deatheater killed him. She was related to him, too!
Alesca: !@#%@!!! That's it! Let's go get Delena and burn down the Ministry building!.
Kage: Review, people, or I'll hex you!
Disclaimer: I own it not, 'cept for Kage and Delena owns Mitty. Authoress's Ramble: Delena, you still do not count as a reviewer, but feel free to review anyway. Everyone else who reads this is naturally a reviewer. Kage is Remus Lupin and my character's daughter. Due to the fact that both her parents are at Hogwarts and therefore unable to watch the five year old, she started Hogwarts at four. Good thing she's really smart. She hates Harry, but that has absolutely nothing to do with the story. Now, read the fic.
It was a dark and stormy night at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and one not-quite-human second year was far from asleep. Kage Lupin was flying around in the dark hallways, grinning. Her grin nearly disappeared when she saw a figure creep in through the school's front doors. Her grinned returned full force as she glomped the mystery person.
"Hiya, Mr. Lord Voldemort Person Thing Sir!" she said cheerfully. "I'm Kage! Never thought I'd see you here of all places. So, why are you here? Wanna go down to the kitchens and get food? The house elves are really nice and they let me get food no matter what time of night it is. Being a second year is hard. Did you have a hard time as a second year? Mitty says it'll get better, and I guess she's right because she usually is." As she talked, she followed the Dark Lord as he walked around the school, apparently looking for something. "Whatcha lookin' for? Can I help? I can find anything in the school. I found a room with chamber pots, one with hot springs, and another that looks like someone's office. I tried to show it to mom, but it disappeared right before she came and that was really bad because it was dinnertime-"
"Don't you have somewhere to be right now?" Voldemort interrupted, seriously freaked out by this student who had wings, a tail and wolf ears. "What ARE you, anyway?"
"I'm human, of course. But then, I'm also part veela, part harpie and a little bit werewolf," she answered, grinning to reveal fangs.
Voldemort tried poking her with a piece of silver, but all she did was blink curiously at him. "Ya know somethin', Mr. Voldemort person thing sir? People say you're bad and evil and everything. Why do they say that? You're a perfectly decent wizard, I mean you've dealt with me following you around this entire school for the past five hours. Not even Mitty can do that, and she's my best friend." "
He blinked. "You think that I'm a decent wizard."
"Yup!" Kage grinned.
He burst into tears. "You're the first one who EVER said that to me! I feel so SPECIAL all of a sudden! I think I'm gonna turn over a new leaf! No more killing! No more hurting people! No more Dark magic! From now on, I'm Tom Marvolo Riddle!"
Kage clapped her hands happily as she spun around in midair. "Yay! Let's go visit Mr. Dumbledore, I bet he'll be happy to hear about this!" She dragged the sobbing wreck of a former Dark Lord all the way to Dumbledore's office. "Mr. Dumbledore! I want you to meet my new friend Tommy!"
Dumbledore blinked and nearly died of a heart attack. "TOMMY?!"
"Yup!" 'Tommy' said, grinning proudly. "I'm going to be a GOOD wizard now! But now i have to go and find Lucius and tell him the joyous news! He's going to be a good wizard too, right Kage?"
"Right!" She giggled happily as he practically skipped out of the office, scaring Professor Snape by hugging him and shouting the joyous news to the entire school as he left to find Lucius Malfoy. Kage turned to Dumbledore. "Just wait until Mom, Dad, and Mitty hear about this!"
The End. ("Flap flap!")
Authoress's Ending Ramble: I was going to have it end with Voldemort running away and screaming bloody murder because Kage scared him so badly, but this seemed like a better idea. If it was, tell me so. If you think it's not, tell me so, but it won't bother me. It takes a lot to bother me.
Kage: Mom, Sirius is dead. A Deatheater killed him. She was related to him, too!
Alesca: !@#%@!!! That's it! Let's go get Delena and burn down the Ministry building!.
Kage: Review, people, or I'll hex you!