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Title: Switching of Hiei and Koenma

Setting: In the Spirit World

Author's note: I don't know exactly the name of the place where Koenma lives so if you could please send it to me that would be nice.

Koenma was sitting at his desk doing his daily things, when all of a sudden Hiei appears out of nowhere.

Hiei: *pops out of nowhere* Why hello there Koenma.

Koenma: *spits out the coffee he was drinking* Gosh darnit Hiei! You are such a sly fox!

Hiei: I think that would be Kurama.

Kurama: *out of nowhere* Boo!!

Hiei: Jeesuz! Are you trying to scare the living daylights out of me?

Kurama: No, I was trying to be a ghost. It's almost Halloween you know.

Koenma & Hiei: So?

Kurama: Well I thought of being a ghost this year. What are you two going to be?

Hiei: Hn. I don't know. I haven't given it much thought. Hn.

Koenma: I know what I am going to be..(everyone looks at him anxiously) ...a gothic Spongebob!

Kurama: How original.

Hiei: I got it! I'm going to be strawberry shortcake.

Koenma: short & cake that fits you quite perfectly.

Hiei: You shouldn't be talking half-pint or maybe you're just a half-cup.

Koenma: *cheeks turn red*

Kurama: I think your idea is quite lovely, Hiei.

Hiei: Oh shut up and stop acting like the school guidance counselor.

Kurama: I was just trying to be nice.

Hiei: Hn.

Koenma: Hey! Watch out you guys. Botan is going to be flying through here any moment.

Hiei: *not listening* Kurama, do you know what Yusuke is going to be?

Kurama: Yeah. He's going to be a donkey with Kuwabara.

Koenma: Guys watch out!

Hiei: Who's going------*Botan flies through the room, crashing into Hiei and Kurama who all fall on top of each other.

Kurama: *getting up off of Botan slowly* Ow, that hurt.

Koenma: I told you to listen to me.

Botan: That was quite an interesting entrance. Whatcha guys talking about?

Hiei: Halloween. Anyway, who is going to be the head and who is going to be the rear?

Kurama: Yusuke is going to be the head and Kuwabara is going to be the rear.

Hiei: I don't know which one I should feel more sorrier for.