I disclaim. I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters from the Harry Potter series. They all belong to JK Rowling. This is just a story written by a person who is really hyper.

"Hello Harry!" Cornelius Fudge yelled.

However Harry did not hear because Harry wasn't there. Harry was busy doing schoolwork up at Gryffindor tower. At least that's what he said. He was really probably up there with Ginny doing Lord knows what.

Hermione and Ron however were together. Not on a date or anything. No, they were in detention. Their punishment was to wash every single one of Professor Snape's moomoos.

Moomoos are very large dresses with flower prints all over them. They are usually worn by fat over grown women. Usually is the key word.

Anyways, so Hermione and Ron were deep down at the very bottom of Hogwarts where the muggle washing machines were. You see, Snape did not trust the house elves with his glorious moomoos. So, he made Dumbledore put the machines in. He liked his moomoos because he liked to dance in them. He got Dumbledore to put the machines in by setting him up with Professor McGonnagall. It was a very steamy date. Or at least that's what everyone in Hogwarts heard.

And so begins our tale of Ron, Hermione, detention, and miraculous moomoos.

"Ron! You're not cleansing the apparel correctly!" Hermione shouted.

"Oh come off it, Hermione! They're just moomoos!" Ron yelled back.

"How can you say that?! This is a duty we must perform with honor!" Hermione cried.

"You are so dramatic!" Ron groaned.

Hermione was blinded by tears, tears of terror.

Ron moved to comfort her by wrapping each other them together comfortably in a moomoo.

Then suddenly the washing machine began bubble. There were suds everywhere and the moomoos were ruined!

"Ooh bubble bath!" Cornelius Fudge squealed with pleasure as he ran willy-nilly through the bubbles.

Hermione and Ron had to started to make out.

Alas! The moomoos were destroyed! They didn't know what to do. So they started to dance. They danced and kept dancing until finally Snape came down the stairs and shot a death stare at Cornelius Fudge, Ron and Hermione.

Then, he noticed the moomoos. Grief overtook his face. He didn't know what to do next.

To be continued in another story.

DUN DUN DUN!!!