A/N:*updates* Bwahahahha, I am back! Thanks for the reviews! ^^
009: Meep.
Korii Shoujo: HEY! THAT'S MY WORD!*thwraps*
009: X_X
003: HEY!*is PMSing*
Korii Shoujo: GAH!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!*runs away**comes back* Oh yeah, I don't own Cyborg 009
Stuff: Cyborg 009
By Korii Shoujo
Chapter 2
Eventually 003 caught up to the frantic 002, and screamed at him for at least an hour about other people's privacy. 009 had to literally keep her from beating him to a pulp, using both physical and mental force on her. Finally she let up, and stomped off loudly, 009 in tow. He sighed, and followed her into her room, shutting the door behind him quietly, and facing 003.
"Francoise," he sighed, "It wasn't that bad.."
The one who he was talking to had her face buried into her pillow. She grasped the soft cusion tightly.
"Yes it was," came the muffled reply.
Joe sighed yet again, and sat next to her on the soft bed. He began to rub her back, not without a slight blush. She was acting odd, and he wanted to know why. He would not rest if something was wrong with her. He would never forgive himself.
"Please," he pleaded softly. Something in his voice convinced Francoise. Maybe it was the way she couldn't stand to have him like this. However embarrasing it was, she would tell him. Sitting up, she looked at Joe with a mix of embarresment and softness in her eyes.
"Well," she began, grimacing at the thought of telling such a thing,"IT came."
Joe was very confused.
"What's 'it'?" he asked cluelessly, cocking his head slightly to the right. Francoise sighed, and slapped her hand to forehead, groaning. She really didn't want to go into detail.
"Well..um.."she said, chewing her lip. "Um, you know..uh..when a woman..um.." she stopped here, cheeks burning. Hopefully he would get the point.
And he did.
In a very interesting way.
His eyes bugged out of their sockets, then his face turned about 50 shades of red, and he started to sputter out apologies. Francoise looked away, highly embarresed. She grew more uncomfortable with each passing second, and found herself more and more unable to look at him. Suddenly, she felt an arm fall over her shoulders. She looked up at Joe and a small smile came upon her face. He brought her closer, and closed his eyes.
Francoise suddenly pulled away from him, and lay back on the bed. She smiled sweetly.
"Why don't you sleep with me tonight, cher?" she purred, using the French word for dear.(At least I think that's what it is! .) Joe blushed, but lay back on the soft bed beside Francoise. She curled up beside him, and instantly fell asleep, tired from chasing 002 all over the place. He wrapped his arms around her and mummered, "Night, k'shii."(dunno, some shortened form of koishii ^^;;;)
The Next Morning~~
Little baby Ivan was very upset. His mother, 003, had forgotten to take him into her room and put him in his crib. He was left out in the living room like a tossed away toy. He was also mad because she didn't sing him a goodnight song that made him all warm and sleepy. Therefore, he didn't get to sleep until around 10:00, and was very grumpy the morning after.
At around 7 AM, Joe walked slowly into the kitchen, fully dressed, rubbing his eyes and yawning. He walked to the fridge and poured himself a glass of milk, then sat at the table. He didn't like the taste of coffee, even though it would wake one immensly. 001 glared at him, since he was such a grumpy little boy, and started to speak telepathically.
("009, why didn't my mommy-I mean 003 bring me into her room for bed?") he asked crossly.
Joe almost spit out his milk when he heard this question. He blushed, then looked nervously at 001.
"Umm..she was tired. Yeah, that's it. Really tired." He lied, still blushing. Ivan growed telepathically, then floated up to face 009.
("TELL ME! I KNOW YOU KNOW! YOU'RE LYING! SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE!") The little baby screeched very, very loudly. Joe winced, he didn't need it this early in the morning.
"001.." he sighed, "I don't want this.."
Just then, Francoise happened to stroll out of her room, still fixing a few strands of her golden hair. She put on her bright red headband and frowned. As soon as she saw the tired Joe with his hands over his ears and a cross Ivan floating right next to him, a look of pure fury came upon her beautiful face.
"Ivan!" she said sharply,"What are you giving Joe such a hard time about?" The two growled at each other, lost in a contest of glares. Suddenly, Francoise smiled evilly and folded her ams against her chest.
"Naptime!" she said cheerfully, smiling smugly at the angry young cyborg. Ivan shut up instantly, and sulked(floated) away, knowing that she had won. Francoise turned to Joe and kissed him on the cheek.
He blinked.
She skipped away happily.
~~Meanwhile
"0020. 0021."commanded a deep voice, "You are the last of the cyborgs loyal to Black Ghost. What is your duty?"
A young girl with purple hair tied up in a black bow stepped forward. The sweet tinkle of a bell sounded. The black cat ears on top of her head twitched slightly as she spoke.
"To destroy the renegade 00 Cyborgs," she said sweetly, voice dripping with deadly honey. Her thin black tail waved lazily behind her as she yawned, inspecting her sharp claws.
"Yes," came the voice of a young boy with dust colored hair and sable collie ears on top of his head. His bright emerald eyes flashed in the murky darkness. "We shall not fail you, master." He bowed, his bushy tail sweeping behing him.
"Good," replied the deep voice from before, the owner's mouth breaking into a sinister grin.
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A/N: Bwahhaha, I know Ivan was really OOC, but still. He's always so mild tempered. I wondered what would happen if he threw a tantrum. Plus I wanted to show the more funny side ^_~ My my, he IS a bad little boy..
001: No I'm not.*glare*
Korii Shoujo: Yes you are. Now go to your room.
001:*floats off*
Review response-
Queen of Duels-lol ^^ Too bad Joe stopped her. I'm glad ya liked it!
Mashedpotato10-Thanks 'nee-chan! ^^*chases 002 with the fire*
002: O.O;;;
Wolfwood11-Meep, 009 stopped her. ^^ But in later chapters, yes, 002 may get the crap beat outta him. Thanks for the review!
Sweet Dark Angel 009-*nearly faints* I never expected a review from you! You're the author of my all-time favorite Kikaider fanfic! MEEP! And I don't think mine is better at all. You're very, very good. ^^ Thanks!
MagicianCyborg-lol, thanks ^^ And yes, that is extremely true!
Korii Shoujo: Is there anything you guys would like to say?
002: Yes. Please join the 'Don't Beat the Crap Out of 002' foundation. Donations are appriciated greatly. All proceeds go to a good cause.
Korii Shoujo: And what might that be?
002: Upgrading my defense ^^
009: Oh yeah. More*cough*fluff*cough*
Korii Shoujo:*raises eyebrow and smirks*What was that?
009: Nothing..^^