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who were misled on that fact. ^.~ Mwhaha.
Knives: *Comes on stage and takes a seat next to Vash* Hello.
Kim: Hello!!! Welcome to the Trigun Talk show! It's a pleasure to have you on our show Knives!
Knives: Mm.
Wolfwood: This is so stupid. No, it's below stupid.
Knives: So is your IQ.
Wolfwood: . . . What, did you just say?
Kim: Well then! Let's move on! Now Knives, I understand you are Vash's brother?
Knives: That is correct.
Kim: So that means you knew Vash when he was just a child! Care to tell us what he was like?
Knives: He was foolish. He still is. He was infatuated with this mortal named Rem. Thought of her as some type of. . . Mother. He wanted to be able to save the butterfly and the spider, you could say.
Vash: You just wanted to let them both die! You killed everyone! You didn't care about anything!
Kim: How did that make you feel, Vash?
Vash: *Gets a dangerous look in his eyes as he glares at Knives* Angry.
Knives: You have not changed Vash. You are still as naïve as ever. If the spider is to live, the butterfly must die.
Kim: Did I miss something? *Looks around*
Wolfwood: Just humor them.
Kim: Okey dokey then.
Vash: You have no heart.
Knives: You have no brain.
Vash: Yeah well. you have no.. spleen!
Knives: . . .
Vash: Heh, heh.
Kim: Well now! It's been wonderful having you on the show Knives, and I guess we'll see you-
Knives: Oh no you don't! You will not dismiss me as if I am below you! You foolish mortal girl!
Kim: . . . But. . . I'm the host. . .
Knives: SILENCE!!! This show will now belong to me! Move from your seat! * Gets up and picks Kim up, sitting her in his seat and taking hers *
Kim: *Gets all teary eyed* But it's my show! I'm the host!
Knives: Silence. *Glares*
Vash: I won't let you do this Knives! Can't you see how you are upsetting her?! Why must you be so mean?
Wolfwood: Yeah!
Knives: Shut up. I am going to call my first guest.
Kim: It's okay Vash! I wanna see his guest!
Vash: . . . Uh. . . Okay.
Knives: For my first guest! Legato! Please enter!
Legato: *Walks out and waves while all the fan girls swoon. He takes a seat next to Kim* Hello.
Knives: Legato! So glad you could come.
Legato: It's my pleasure.
Wolfwood: Why are we allowing this?
Vash: Because the less we fight the better.
Wolfwood: *Sighs* Right. Love and Peace.
Knives: So Legato. . . Tell us a little about yourself.
Legato: There is nothing of interest to tell.
Knives: . . . Uh. Okay then. Well. . .
Wolfwood: Wow Knives. Your guests sure are interesting.
Kim: I think he's spiffy!
Vash: . . .No. He's not.
Kim: He's not?
Vash: No.
Kim: Oh. Okay then. Nevermind.
Wolfwood: That's it! I don't care what the contract says! I'm outta here!
Kim: No! You can't leave me!
Wolfwood: Watch me! *Gets up to walk off*
Kim: Noooo! *Grabs onto his leg*
Wolfwood: *Begins to walk while dragging Kim* Get-Off-Of-Me!!!
Kim: No! Not until you promise to stay!
Knives: Wow. She's mad. I think I like her. . . Hmm.
Legato: Excuse me. *Sneaks off*
Vash: Oy.
Wolfwood: GET OFF OF ME!!!!
Kim: *Lets go and he falls over from straining against her* There! You happy!
Knives: *Chuckles*
Wolfwood: * Glares at her*
Kim: *Glares back*
Knives: I know how we can settle this.
Everyone: How?
Knives: A duel. Between Kim and Wolfwood. If Wolfwood wins, he can leave. If Kim wins then he stays.
Wolfwood: Fine.
Kim: Err. . . Okay I guess.
Vash: *Eyes Knives suspiciously* What do you get from it?
Knives: Oh. I have my eye on my prize.
A/N: Chapter two is done! Review if you want me to continue!!!
Knives: *Comes on stage and takes a seat next to Vash* Hello.
Kim: Hello!!! Welcome to the Trigun Talk show! It's a pleasure to have you on our show Knives!
Knives: Mm.
Wolfwood: This is so stupid. No, it's below stupid.
Knives: So is your IQ.
Wolfwood: . . . What, did you just say?
Kim: Well then! Let's move on! Now Knives, I understand you are Vash's brother?
Knives: That is correct.
Kim: So that means you knew Vash when he was just a child! Care to tell us what he was like?
Knives: He was foolish. He still is. He was infatuated with this mortal named Rem. Thought of her as some type of. . . Mother. He wanted to be able to save the butterfly and the spider, you could say.
Vash: You just wanted to let them both die! You killed everyone! You didn't care about anything!
Kim: How did that make you feel, Vash?
Vash: *Gets a dangerous look in his eyes as he glares at Knives* Angry.
Knives: You have not changed Vash. You are still as naïve as ever. If the spider is to live, the butterfly must die.
Kim: Did I miss something? *Looks around*
Wolfwood: Just humor them.
Kim: Okey dokey then.
Vash: You have no heart.
Knives: You have no brain.
Vash: Yeah well. you have no.. spleen!
Knives: . . .
Vash: Heh, heh.
Kim: Well now! It's been wonderful having you on the show Knives, and I guess we'll see you-
Knives: Oh no you don't! You will not dismiss me as if I am below you! You foolish mortal girl!
Kim: . . . But. . . I'm the host. . .
Knives: SILENCE!!! This show will now belong to me! Move from your seat! * Gets up and picks Kim up, sitting her in his seat and taking hers *
Kim: *Gets all teary eyed* But it's my show! I'm the host!
Knives: Silence. *Glares*
Vash: I won't let you do this Knives! Can't you see how you are upsetting her?! Why must you be so mean?
Wolfwood: Yeah!
Knives: Shut up. I am going to call my first guest.
Kim: It's okay Vash! I wanna see his guest!
Vash: . . . Uh. . . Okay.
Knives: For my first guest! Legato! Please enter!
Legato: *Walks out and waves while all the fan girls swoon. He takes a seat next to Kim* Hello.
Knives: Legato! So glad you could come.
Legato: It's my pleasure.
Wolfwood: Why are we allowing this?
Vash: Because the less we fight the better.
Wolfwood: *Sighs* Right. Love and Peace.
Knives: So Legato. . . Tell us a little about yourself.
Legato: There is nothing of interest to tell.
Knives: . . . Uh. Okay then. Well. . .
Wolfwood: Wow Knives. Your guests sure are interesting.
Kim: I think he's spiffy!
Vash: . . .No. He's not.
Kim: He's not?
Vash: No.
Kim: Oh. Okay then. Nevermind.
Wolfwood: That's it! I don't care what the contract says! I'm outta here!
Kim: No! You can't leave me!
Wolfwood: Watch me! *Gets up to walk off*
Kim: Noooo! *Grabs onto his leg*
Wolfwood: *Begins to walk while dragging Kim* Get-Off-Of-Me!!!
Kim: No! Not until you promise to stay!
Knives: Wow. She's mad. I think I like her. . . Hmm.
Legato: Excuse me. *Sneaks off*
Vash: Oy.
Wolfwood: GET OFF OF ME!!!!
Kim: *Lets go and he falls over from straining against her* There! You happy!
Knives: *Chuckles*
Wolfwood: * Glares at her*
Kim: *Glares back*
Knives: I know how we can settle this.
Everyone: How?
Knives: A duel. Between Kim and Wolfwood. If Wolfwood wins, he can leave. If Kim wins then he stays.
Wolfwood: Fine.
Kim: Err. . . Okay I guess.
Vash: *Eyes Knives suspiciously* What do you get from it?
Knives: Oh. I have my eye on my prize.
A/N: Chapter two is done! Review if you want me to continue!!!