Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun! It would be nifty if I did though. . .
Kim: So how should we go about it? What kind of spar should it be? Ooo! Can we have a dancing contest?
Wolfwood: Hell no.
Kim: Hmpth. Fine. What then?
Knives The answer if quite obvious. *Walks over to Kim and hands her a gun*
Kim: Uh. . . What's this for?
Knives: You'll have a shoot off.
Kim: *Sweat drops* You've got to be kidding me.
Wolfwood: *Grins* I've already won. *Stands and takes his usual pose, pulling the strap that keeps his gun covered and it poofs off! Revealing his gun*
Kim: *Gulps*
Vash: Wait! We need rules!
Knives: Shut up! No we don't!
Vash: Yes we do! *Stands up on his chair* The first rule! No killing! The first wounded or to forfeit loses!
Kim: *Lets out a breath* Phew. Thank goodness.
Knives: Second rule. . .
Vash: *Blinks* Wait. . . what?
Knives: Each shooter shall have someone to represent them.
Wolfwood: I don't need anyone to represent me.
Knives: I shall represent Kim. So Vash. . .
Vash: Hmm?
Knives: You'll have to represent the idiot.
Wolfwood: Oh? Is there someone else in the fight? Because I don't see any idiots around here. *Glares*
Knives: Look in a mirror.
Vash: Okay! Maybe we should begin! I'll represent Wolfwood, and Knives will represent Kim.
Kim: I don't understand why we need representation.
Wolfwood: Neither do I.
Knives: Because. Vash and I are going to make a small bet of or own, placed upon you two. Now you two talk or something while we discuss terms. *Motions for Vash to follow him away from Kim and Wolfwood*
Vash: . . . Something doesn't smell right. . .
Knives: I'm biting my tongue to keep from insulting you right now.
Vash: I'm biting my tongue to keep from. . . uh. . . doing the same!
Knives: Ugh.
Wolfwood: *Watching Vash and Knives discuss things on the other side of the stage* What do you think they're talking about?
Kim: The bet.
Wolfwood: I know that! I mean, what do you think the bet is?
Kim: What's this do? *Flips the safety off and accidentally pulls the trigger firing a shot which nearly misses Wolfwood's leg*
Wolfwood: Gah! You baka!
Kim: Nani?
Wolfwood: Haven't you ever used a gun before!?
Kim: *Smiles* Nope.
Wolfwood: *Sweat drops* Great.
Vash: *Looking over at Kim and Wolfwood as they argue* Maybe this isn't such a good idea Knives.
Knives: It's a splendid idea. Now listen up. Make your terms. If Wolfwood wins. . .?
Vash: *Looks back over and grins* You have to stop killing people.
Knives: *Smirks* Alright.
Vash: And if Kim wins?
Knives: I get to keep her. Corrupting her naïve mind should be fun.
Vash: WHAT?!
Knives: Let the duel begin! *Walks back to sit in the chairs and watch*
Vash: *Follows after* Okay Vash, calm down. It's okay. There is no way Kim is going to win this match. *Sits a seat away from Knives*
Knives: Whenever you guys are ready.
Kim: Okey dokey!
Wolfwood: Sure thing. *Raises his gun and smirks* I'm such a nice guy, I'll let you take the first shot.
Kim: Erm. . . Okay. *Turns the gun around a few times and then finally points it at Wolfwood. She messes with the safety a few times and finally fires the gun, stumbling backwards with the force of it. The bullet whizzes past Wolfwood, hits a pole, bounces off, and comes back narrowly missing him* Holy shit! Did I do that? *Tilts the gun in her own direction looking at the small amount of smoke coming from the end*
Wolfwood: *Wide-eyed* You're one scary little thing aren't you?
Kim: Hehe. ^.^;
Wolfwood: Tell you what? I'll give you a chance right now to surrender and give up, and just let me walk right out of here.
Kim: But I want you to stay!
Wolfwood: You'll still have Vash.
Vash: Thanks Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: Hey Vash, it's every man for himself.
Knives: Kim!
Kim: *Squeaks* What?!
Knives: Quick! Shoot him!
Kim: Eep! *Fires the gun but the bullet misses Wolfwood by a long shot and heads straight for Vash*
Vash: Gah! *Dodges it quickly, ending up on the floor*
Wolfwood: You have a habit for narrowly missing people, don't you?
Knives: Pity.
Kim: *Squeals* Vashy! I'm sorry! *Runs over to Vash and kneels next to him* Are you okay?
Vash: I'm fine. *Backs away from her a little*
Wolfwood: *Comes up behind Kim* He'll be fine. . .
Kim: I refuse to fight anymore! *Throws the gun behind her*
THUMP.
Kim: *Turns around to see Wolfwood lying on the ground with a good sized bump on his head* Oops.
Knives: Kim! You did it!
Kim: I did?
Knives: Yes! You win!
Kim: *Squeals* I do?!
Vash: Wait a minute! She said she forfeited before that!
Knives: No she didn't! She never said those official words! Just that she refused to fight. So it wasn't official.
Vash: What?! That's totally and completely-
Kim: YAY! This means Wolfwood must stay!!!
Wolfwood: * Groans as he sits up finally* Lady Luck must not like me tonight. Wait. . . tonight? What time is it?
Kim: It's 11:00, you guys could of officially left a while ago.
Wolfwood: * Twitches* You mean all of that--?
Vash: Was for nothing.
Knives: *Chuckles* You are all fools.
Kim: *Giggles* You have a very infectious laugh! *Copies his laugh*
Knives: . . . Perhaps I shall change my mind about our bet Vash. . .
Vash: * Suddenly grinning* Oh no you don't! She won fair and square! She's all yours Knives!
Kim: *Big eyes* You mean Knives is staying?
Knives: But. . . but she said she forfeited!
Vash: No she didn't. She just said she didn't want to fight. *Grabs Wolfwood and they quickly begin to walk off* See you tomorrow Kim! Have fun with Knives!
Knives: No Vash! You can't leave me here!
Kim: We're gonna have so much fun Knives!
Knives: Vash! Vash! I'm your brother! *Door closes as Vash and Wolfwood are gone from sight* Nooooooo!!!
A/N: Wow. I'm an annoying little thing aren't I? ^_^; Anyway. If you still like it, please review. I don't know if I should continue from here or not. o.O So tell me what you think people! ^.^ If I don't continue, I'll start another ficcy. Probably something with Inuyasha or Kenshin. Thankies. ^_^
Kim: So how should we go about it? What kind of spar should it be? Ooo! Can we have a dancing contest?
Wolfwood: Hell no.
Kim: Hmpth. Fine. What then?
Knives The answer if quite obvious. *Walks over to Kim and hands her a gun*
Kim: Uh. . . What's this for?
Knives: You'll have a shoot off.
Kim: *Sweat drops* You've got to be kidding me.
Wolfwood: *Grins* I've already won. *Stands and takes his usual pose, pulling the strap that keeps his gun covered and it poofs off! Revealing his gun*
Kim: *Gulps*
Vash: Wait! We need rules!
Knives: Shut up! No we don't!
Vash: Yes we do! *Stands up on his chair* The first rule! No killing! The first wounded or to forfeit loses!
Kim: *Lets out a breath* Phew. Thank goodness.
Knives: Second rule. . .
Vash: *Blinks* Wait. . . what?
Knives: Each shooter shall have someone to represent them.
Wolfwood: I don't need anyone to represent me.
Knives: I shall represent Kim. So Vash. . .
Vash: Hmm?
Knives: You'll have to represent the idiot.
Wolfwood: Oh? Is there someone else in the fight? Because I don't see any idiots around here. *Glares*
Knives: Look in a mirror.
Vash: Okay! Maybe we should begin! I'll represent Wolfwood, and Knives will represent Kim.
Kim: I don't understand why we need representation.
Wolfwood: Neither do I.
Knives: Because. Vash and I are going to make a small bet of or own, placed upon you two. Now you two talk or something while we discuss terms. *Motions for Vash to follow him away from Kim and Wolfwood*
Vash: . . . Something doesn't smell right. . .
Knives: I'm biting my tongue to keep from insulting you right now.
Vash: I'm biting my tongue to keep from. . . uh. . . doing the same!
Knives: Ugh.
Wolfwood: *Watching Vash and Knives discuss things on the other side of the stage* What do you think they're talking about?
Kim: The bet.
Wolfwood: I know that! I mean, what do you think the bet is?
Kim: What's this do? *Flips the safety off and accidentally pulls the trigger firing a shot which nearly misses Wolfwood's leg*
Wolfwood: Gah! You baka!
Kim: Nani?
Wolfwood: Haven't you ever used a gun before!?
Kim: *Smiles* Nope.
Wolfwood: *Sweat drops* Great.
Vash: *Looking over at Kim and Wolfwood as they argue* Maybe this isn't such a good idea Knives.
Knives: It's a splendid idea. Now listen up. Make your terms. If Wolfwood wins. . .?
Vash: *Looks back over and grins* You have to stop killing people.
Knives: *Smirks* Alright.
Vash: And if Kim wins?
Knives: I get to keep her. Corrupting her naïve mind should be fun.
Vash: WHAT?!
Knives: Let the duel begin! *Walks back to sit in the chairs and watch*
Vash: *Follows after* Okay Vash, calm down. It's okay. There is no way Kim is going to win this match. *Sits a seat away from Knives*
Knives: Whenever you guys are ready.
Kim: Okey dokey!
Wolfwood: Sure thing. *Raises his gun and smirks* I'm such a nice guy, I'll let you take the first shot.
Kim: Erm. . . Okay. *Turns the gun around a few times and then finally points it at Wolfwood. She messes with the safety a few times and finally fires the gun, stumbling backwards with the force of it. The bullet whizzes past Wolfwood, hits a pole, bounces off, and comes back narrowly missing him* Holy shit! Did I do that? *Tilts the gun in her own direction looking at the small amount of smoke coming from the end*
Wolfwood: *Wide-eyed* You're one scary little thing aren't you?
Kim: Hehe. ^.^;
Wolfwood: Tell you what? I'll give you a chance right now to surrender and give up, and just let me walk right out of here.
Kim: But I want you to stay!
Wolfwood: You'll still have Vash.
Vash: Thanks Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: Hey Vash, it's every man for himself.
Knives: Kim!
Kim: *Squeaks* What?!
Knives: Quick! Shoot him!
Kim: Eep! *Fires the gun but the bullet misses Wolfwood by a long shot and heads straight for Vash*
Vash: Gah! *Dodges it quickly, ending up on the floor*
Wolfwood: You have a habit for narrowly missing people, don't you?
Knives: Pity.
Kim: *Squeals* Vashy! I'm sorry! *Runs over to Vash and kneels next to him* Are you okay?
Vash: I'm fine. *Backs away from her a little*
Wolfwood: *Comes up behind Kim* He'll be fine. . .
Kim: I refuse to fight anymore! *Throws the gun behind her*
THUMP.
Kim: *Turns around to see Wolfwood lying on the ground with a good sized bump on his head* Oops.
Knives: Kim! You did it!
Kim: I did?
Knives: Yes! You win!
Kim: *Squeals* I do?!
Vash: Wait a minute! She said she forfeited before that!
Knives: No she didn't! She never said those official words! Just that she refused to fight. So it wasn't official.
Vash: What?! That's totally and completely-
Kim: YAY! This means Wolfwood must stay!!!
Wolfwood: * Groans as he sits up finally* Lady Luck must not like me tonight. Wait. . . tonight? What time is it?
Kim: It's 11:00, you guys could of officially left a while ago.
Wolfwood: * Twitches* You mean all of that--?
Vash: Was for nothing.
Knives: *Chuckles* You are all fools.
Kim: *Giggles* You have a very infectious laugh! *Copies his laugh*
Knives: . . . Perhaps I shall change my mind about our bet Vash. . .
Vash: * Suddenly grinning* Oh no you don't! She won fair and square! She's all yours Knives!
Kim: *Big eyes* You mean Knives is staying?
Knives: But. . . but she said she forfeited!
Vash: No she didn't. She just said she didn't want to fight. *Grabs Wolfwood and they quickly begin to walk off* See you tomorrow Kim! Have fun with Knives!
Knives: No Vash! You can't leave me here!
Kim: We're gonna have so much fun Knives!
Knives: Vash! Vash! I'm your brother! *Door closes as Vash and Wolfwood are gone from sight* Nooooooo!!!
A/N: Wow. I'm an annoying little thing aren't I? ^_^; Anyway. If you still like it, please review. I don't know if I should continue from here or not. o.O So tell me what you think people! ^.^ If I don't continue, I'll start another ficcy. Probably something with Inuyasha or Kenshin. Thankies. ^_^