Pietro woke up to find himself in a bush. He rubbed his eyes groggily. He sat up.
"Why the hell am I in a god damn bush?!?! Blob better not have raped me!" Pietro said loudly.
Just after Pietro said rape there came little giggles from other bushes around him.
"Who's giggling at me? Lance, that better not be you!"
Pietro got up and started searching trough the bushes when out popped a munchkin.
"AHHHH!! Damn! You look like Bobby! Oh my god! You are Bobby!"
**giggle giggle**
Just then all of these munchkins popped out from nowhere.
"Holy shit!" Pietro yelled
"What's the problem, bub?" The Mayor of munchkin land asked.
"AHHH!! You look like Wolverine!"
The munchkins started whispering to each other.
"What's he talking about?"
"Who's Wolverine?
"I dunno."
"Where'd he come from?"
Just then a sparkly white bubble floated down from the sky.
"It's her, It's her! EEEEE!!" all the munchkins announced
"Who the hell is that?!?" Pietro asked
All the munchkins got down on their knees. The bubble landed on the ground and turned into a lady
"What the hell? Where are all of you getting these stupid costumes?" Pietro asked angrily.
"And who may I ask is this? Glenda asked.
"You know who I am Storm!" Pietro said.
"Who is this Storm you speak of? And who are you?
"I'm Pietro, you stupid old windbag!" Pietro shouted at her
"OOO!! You must be a bad witch."
"No, see my sister. She's a witch. Me? Not a witch."
"You accuse your sister of being a witch? You must be a bad witch!"
"I'm not a witch!" Pietro said, losing patience.
"You are lying! You are a bad witch."
"FOR THE LAST TIME LADY, I AM NOT A GOD DAMN WITCH!"
Just then The wicked witch of the east popped outta the sky. The munchkins trembled in fear.
"Where are my shoes? You said you'd have my shoes?"
"I have the magic shoes, but they're on his feet." Glenda pointed her wand at Pietro feet. Pietro had suddenly grown 4 inches, he looked down at his feet.
"What the fuck lady? I don't wear no chick shoes! Take 'em off I tell!!"
Glenda had put the magic stiletto heels on Pietro so they would be safe.
"I had enough of this crap!"
Pietro picked up one of the munchkins houses and threw it at Glenda. Glenda used her wand to trade places with The wicked witch of the east, and to make the house larger. The wicked witch of the east was smashed by the weight of house. All the munchkins cheered.
"YAY! I have a hotel! 5 bucks an hour, per bed!" one of the munchkins announced.
"OK, I've had enough of this place! I wanna go home!"
"But you can't, you must take the magic shoes to the wizard and he will tell you how to get home. OH! Take this with you." Glenda threw a dog with Evan's at Pietro.
"DAMN YOU UGLY!" Pietro told the dog.
"He will be your faithful companion while you are on your journey."
"Come on bitch." Pietro tugged on the leash.
"How do I get outta here?" he asked
One of the munchkins came up to him
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"OK! I GET THE FREAKING POINT!"
So Pietro followed the purple stone road…..
"Why the hell am I in a god damn bush?!?! Blob better not have raped me!" Pietro said loudly.
Just after Pietro said rape there came little giggles from other bushes around him.
"Who's giggling at me? Lance, that better not be you!"
Pietro got up and started searching trough the bushes when out popped a munchkin.
"AHHHH!! Damn! You look like Bobby! Oh my god! You are Bobby!"
**giggle giggle**
Just then all of these munchkins popped out from nowhere.
"Holy shit!" Pietro yelled
"What's the problem, bub?" The Mayor of munchkin land asked.
"AHHH!! You look like Wolverine!"
The munchkins started whispering to each other.
"What's he talking about?"
"Who's Wolverine?
"I dunno."
"Where'd he come from?"
Just then a sparkly white bubble floated down from the sky.
"It's her, It's her! EEEEE!!" all the munchkins announced
"Who the hell is that?!?" Pietro asked
All the munchkins got down on their knees. The bubble landed on the ground and turned into a lady
"What the hell? Where are all of you getting these stupid costumes?" Pietro asked angrily.
"And who may I ask is this? Glenda asked.
"You know who I am Storm!" Pietro said.
"Who is this Storm you speak of? And who are you?
"I'm Pietro, you stupid old windbag!" Pietro shouted at her
"OOO!! You must be a bad witch."
"No, see my sister. She's a witch. Me? Not a witch."
"You accuse your sister of being a witch? You must be a bad witch!"
"I'm not a witch!" Pietro said, losing patience.
"You are lying! You are a bad witch."
"FOR THE LAST TIME LADY, I AM NOT A GOD DAMN WITCH!"
Just then The wicked witch of the east popped outta the sky. The munchkins trembled in fear.
"Where are my shoes? You said you'd have my shoes?"
"I have the magic shoes, but they're on his feet." Glenda pointed her wand at Pietro feet. Pietro had suddenly grown 4 inches, he looked down at his feet.
"What the fuck lady? I don't wear no chick shoes! Take 'em off I tell!!"
Glenda had put the magic stiletto heels on Pietro so they would be safe.
"I had enough of this crap!"
Pietro picked up one of the munchkins houses and threw it at Glenda. Glenda used her wand to trade places with The wicked witch of the east, and to make the house larger. The wicked witch of the east was smashed by the weight of house. All the munchkins cheered.
"YAY! I have a hotel! 5 bucks an hour, per bed!" one of the munchkins announced.
"OK, I've had enough of this place! I wanna go home!"
"But you can't, you must take the magic shoes to the wizard and he will tell you how to get home. OH! Take this with you." Glenda threw a dog with Evan's at Pietro.
"DAMN YOU UGLY!" Pietro told the dog.
"He will be your faithful companion while you are on your journey."
"Come on bitch." Pietro tugged on the leash.
"How do I get outta here?" he asked
One of the munchkins came up to him
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"Follow the Purple Stone Road!"
"OK! I GET THE FREAKING POINT!"
So Pietro followed the purple stone road…..