Pietro and his "bitch" had been walking a long time when Pietro finally got tired. Pietro sat down on a nice fluffy haystack.

"HEY! Get off me!" The haystack yelled

"Whoa! What drug am I on? This place is frigin trippy…"

The haystack got up, only it wasn't a haystack. It was a really fat scarecrow.

"Who are you? Why did you sit on me?"

"I thought you were a haystack, you looked nice and comfortable."

"Well, uh….I'm not! What's your name?"

"I'm Pietro, and this is my bitch, Even. So what's your deal? Why are you here?"

"Ummm… Lemme remember….OH YEA! I'm the scarecrow without a brain."

"Gee, that was obvious. So what's up with your weight issues?"

"Some kids were walking by and saw the extra straw and thought it would be funny to make me fat."

"I'm sorry."

"So what are you doing here?"

"I don't know. I hafta go to the Tarnished City to find the wizard of Oz so I can get these uncomfortable high heels off and so I can go home."

"Do you think if I go with you the wizard will perform liposuction?"

"Sure he will! Let's go!"

"Do you mind getting your dog off me first?"

"Whadda ya mean?"

Pietro looked down to see Evan humping Blob's leg.

"Hey stupid!!"

"What?" Blob asked

"Not you the dog"

"oh, ok"

Pietro pick up Even.

"Good doggie, good doggie"

Pietro set Evan down next to his foot.

"Get lost you stupid mutt!"

Pietro had kicked Evan into fields they would later cross.

"Why'd you do that?!?!" Blob asked

"Don't worry, he can't leave me. He'll be waiting there."

"I hope he isn't hurt…"

"Come on! Let's go find the wizard!"

So they skipped of into the sunshine.