Pietro and Blob had been walking all day when they finally came across "Toto"
"'Bout time you stupid mutt!" Pietro said as he spit on Evan.
Evan ran off into some bushes, and started barking.
"Shut up or I'm gonna make some damn stew!"
Suddenly they heard a hissing noise.
"Quite pissing on me you damn dog!" Someone shouted from the bushes.
Pietro and Blob headed into the bushes to find out who it was. It was a guy made of tin!
"WHOA! Who the fuck are you?!?!"
"Uh… Do I know you?" Blob asked.
"I am Piotr, the Tin Man. I've been metaly for 29 years, and I can't get out of this form."
**Sigh**
"If you're metal how the hell are you whining?!?"
"Hey! I don't gots a body, I have a oval! Come and follow us to the Wizard's house!"
"The wizard's house?" Piotr asked
"He means Tarnished City" Pietro explained
"I hafta go visit the wizard so he'll tell me how to get home, and he hasta go to get liposuction."
"Yea, look!"
Blob demonstrated how badly he needed liposuction by lying on the ground and spinning.
"WHEEE!! I'm a top!" "Uh-oh, I don't feel so good…"
"So, are you coming with us or not?
"I would love to, only I can't move.
"What do ya mean you can't move?!?"
"I've been sitting here rusting since I found that playboy."
"WHAT PLAYBOY?!?!"
"The one over there, I sat down on this log to read it and it started raining. I've been stuck here ever since."
Pietro ran over to where the playboy had been.
"I've seen this one!"
"I've been looking at it for 29 years, how do you think I feel?"
"Good point, here you can borrow mine."
"HEY! Chicks have improved! DAMN!!"
"So how the hell do we get you outta here?"
"See that tube over there?"
"Yea."
"Grab it and start putting it on me."
Pietro went over to the tube, and picked it up.
"THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M LUBRACATING YOU!"
"Just do my hands and I'll do the rest, please?"
"Fine, but I'm gonna go around the corner when you do it yourself…"
So Pietro started lubricating Piotr.
"Oh yea!"
"DUDE!! Quit that!"
"Sorry… I'll handle it from here."
So Piotr lubricated himself…. **EWWW!!**
"Are you done yet?!?!"
"Yea"
"Let's go then."
"OK!"
"Where are we going again?" Blob asked
"The Tarnished City, dumbass!" Piotr and Pietro said together.
So they skipped off, kicking Even as they walked.
"'Bout time you stupid mutt!" Pietro said as he spit on Evan.
Evan ran off into some bushes, and started barking.
"Shut up or I'm gonna make some damn stew!"
Suddenly they heard a hissing noise.
"Quite pissing on me you damn dog!" Someone shouted from the bushes.
Pietro and Blob headed into the bushes to find out who it was. It was a guy made of tin!
"WHOA! Who the fuck are you?!?!"
"Uh… Do I know you?" Blob asked.
"I am Piotr, the Tin Man. I've been metaly for 29 years, and I can't get out of this form."
**Sigh**
"If you're metal how the hell are you whining?!?"
"Hey! I don't gots a body, I have a oval! Come and follow us to the Wizard's house!"
"The wizard's house?" Piotr asked
"He means Tarnished City" Pietro explained
"I hafta go visit the wizard so he'll tell me how to get home, and he hasta go to get liposuction."
"Yea, look!"
Blob demonstrated how badly he needed liposuction by lying on the ground and spinning.
"WHEEE!! I'm a top!" "Uh-oh, I don't feel so good…"
"So, are you coming with us or not?
"I would love to, only I can't move.
"What do ya mean you can't move?!?"
"I've been sitting here rusting since I found that playboy."
"WHAT PLAYBOY?!?!"
"The one over there, I sat down on this log to read it and it started raining. I've been stuck here ever since."
Pietro ran over to where the playboy had been.
"I've seen this one!"
"I've been looking at it for 29 years, how do you think I feel?"
"Good point, here you can borrow mine."
"HEY! Chicks have improved! DAMN!!"
"So how the hell do we get you outta here?"
"See that tube over there?"
"Yea."
"Grab it and start putting it on me."
Pietro went over to the tube, and picked it up.
"THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M LUBRACATING YOU!"
"Just do my hands and I'll do the rest, please?"
"Fine, but I'm gonna go around the corner when you do it yourself…"
So Pietro started lubricating Piotr.
"Oh yea!"
"DUDE!! Quit that!"
"Sorry… I'll handle it from here."
So Piotr lubricated himself…. **EWWW!!**
"Are you done yet?!?!"
"Yea"
"Let's go then."
"OK!"
"Where are we going again?" Blob asked
"The Tarnished City, dumbass!" Piotr and Pietro said together.
So they skipped off, kicking Even as they walked.