Pietro, Blob, Piotr and Even had been walking a long way when they decided to take a break.

"How much farther?" Blob whined.

"Quit your bitching, I ain't even tired!" Pietro said as he ran around

There came a shout from the bushes

"OWWIEEE!!!"

A 'lion' leaped out of the bushes holding his tail

"You stepped on me tail!! I'm telling!!" The 'lion' said

"What's you damn problem?" Pietro asked

"You stepped on my tail you idiot!!"

"And you are?" Piotr asked

"I'm the cowardly lion, and YOU stepped on my tail!"

" Ummm…. **drools** We are going to the Tarnished City, wanna come?" Blob asked

"Why are you going to the Tarnished City?"

"Because, Tubby needs liposuction, The Man of Steel needs to… you never told us what you need…."

"I need… Well, I'd like the Wizard to make me more graceful so I can follow my dreams and…be a Ballerina! **sparkly eyes**"

Everyone burst out laughing.

**15 mins later…..**

"So …lion.."

"It's Sabertooth thank you!"

"Sorry, Sabertooth, what are you gonna ask the wizard for?"

"I need a new ball of yarn." Sabertooth announced

Just then Even started swatting at Sabertooth's tail.

"AWWW…. Why didn't ya introduce me to this lil hottie?!?" Sabertooth asked

"What, this piece of shit?" Pietro asked picking Even up by his tail.

Sabertooth snatched him from Pietro

"If you don't want him, can I have him?

"Take him!! Thank you!!"

"No, thank you" Sabertooth smiled evilly as he petted Even

"So are you coming with us ?"Blob asked

"If ya wanna keep the mutt ya hafta come so along."

"I'm coming!!" Sabertooth shouted

"Then let's go" Pietro whined

And they went along their merry way….

"Hurry up Sabertooth! Rape the dog later!!"