Disclaimer: yes the cookie and its cure and all their powers combined are mine. But YYH and everything relating to it aren't
Kikira-san: you guys know you like this
Hiei: yeah right
Kurama: I hate you
Kikira-san: ^^;;; okay maybe you don't like it!!
Kurama slipped off the now glaring youki, who was probably going to kill him. "Now Hiei I didn't do anything, remember it's not my fault," Kurama said backing up to the door as Hiei sat up glaring. "Hiei you aren't mad are you?" Kurama asked his hand on the door knob.
"No I am not mad that I got hit by a damn lush spell that turned me into the horniest, weakest loser!!! I AM NOT MAD KURAMA. WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?!!?!" Hiei screeched.
"I was just wondering . . . " Kurama trailed off still holding on to the door knob for dear life. "So Hiei how bout some lunch and my mom made cookies," Kurama couldn't resist adding that.
"Kurama?"
"Yes?"
"Run," he said darting after Kurama who was out the door and flying down the stairs. He "tripped" and fell on the couch. When Hiei skidded to a stop beside him, he grabbed the little demon and pulled him down on top of him. "Stupid Youko," Hiei muttered snuggling against the kitsune. He felt rather small at the moment and rather weird.
"Aww I love you too, Hiei," Kurama responded. Kurama thought about taking his nap now when all of the sudden the weight on top of him seemed to decrease a great deal. He opened his eyes to see if Hiei was still mad. When he saw Hiei, he let out a gasp and shoot up, tumbling the small bundle onto the couch next to him. Two small red eyes glared at him. "Hiei?" he asked meekly. The small ultra-cute chibi sitting next to him glared harder but nodded. Kurama paled and almost fainted.
Hiei was trying to figure out where the hell he was, and who the hell that guy was, staring at him? None of these questions seemed to gain answers from just sitting there so Hiei got up and went slowly into the kitchen not going fast until he was sure of his surroundings. He went into the kitchen and started to look around. He saw a lot of doors which were actually cabinets but were now door-size to him. He also saw a lot of boring looking things on the counters. Suddenly Hiei was intrigued by the strange box like object sitting on the counter. He jumped up on the counter and walked over to it carefully. Then he poked it with a finger. Then quickly jerked it back. When nothing happened Hiei put his whole hand on it and jerked it back quickly. After deciding the box wasn't going to hurt him he picked it up and started to mess with it. He pulled the box's cord, or its tail according to Hiei, out of the outlet and held it over his head. He looked into the little holes and all the crumbs fell out onto him Hiei put the box down and rubbed his eyes then went back to studying the box thing. He found this interesting little handle on the front that he started to push down but it popped back up when Hiei took his hand off of it. So Hiei jammed it down and it stayed there.
Satisfied with the examination of the box chibi-Hiei went back into the living room where the strange red headed guy was sitting on the couch with his mouth hanging open looking at the opposite wall. Warily Hiei took the box and walked around behind the strange man and placed the box on his head. When it stayed there, Hiei turned around and went back to the kitchen hoping the box would keep the strange guy from attacking without warning. So if the box fell than the man had moved Hiei decided.
Kurama meanwhile was trying to regain his coherent thought which had been reduced to "Hiei . . . chibi . . . cute . . . chibi . . . Hiei" and repeat. Shaking his head Kurama dislodged the toaster that had been placed on his head and it fell into his lap where he caught it. "What is the toaster doing on my head?" Kurama said aloud and heard a loud crash in the kitchen. He rushed in to find chibi-Hiei sitting on the counter and what used to be the blender sitting on the floor in a million pieces. Hiei was looking down at it his eyes were big and his mouth was dot-sized. To him it was the neatest thing in the world. To Kurama it was just a mess he had to pick up. Sighing Kurama put the toaster on the counter and started to pick up the blender pieces and throw them away. He finished and saw Hiei hugging the toaster to him as he walked around on the counter looking at the different appliances. He stopped in front of the knife holder.
"No, no, those aren't to play with," Kurama said grabbing chibi-Hiei by the waist and away from the knives. The minute Hiei was in his arms the chibi started to struggle and bite and scratch not too hard but hard enough to hurt. So Kurama hugged him and tried to calm him down. Eventually Hiei gave up the struggle and sat in the complete stranger's arms. Hiei decided if the stranger didn't hurt him than it was okay so far. He had the idea he could trust him even if Hiei didn't think he should. Hiei hugged the toaster trying to figure out what to do next. (A/n such a smart lil chibi)
Kurama took the calm Chibi back into the living room. Kurama sat down on the couch and bounced the Chibi on his knee. Kurama tried to take the toaster away from the Chibi but he had it in an iron tight grip of death. Kurama gave up trying to take the toaster as it seemed to keep the chibi quiet. Chibi-Hiei seemed to enjoy the bouncing game so Kurama bounced him while trying to think of what to do next and how many pieces to cut Koenma into. {What if there isn't a cure for the cure?!?!?!?!!} Kurama thought suddenly. He started to get nervous. His leg stopped bouncing Hiei and instead started to shake and twitch like it did when he got nervous. {What if he keeps getting smaller? Why did I ever make him drink that cure? Why did I even make him eat the cookie?} Kurama thought forlornly not noticing Hiei, drop the toaster and put his hands on Kurama's shirt trying to steady himself under the twitching. It didn't work the twitching got worse if anything and he couldn't get Kurama's attention because Kurama was still deep in thought. His little hands curled into fists and he started to beat them on Kurama's chest in a desperate plea for him to stop. "Stop!" Hiei said quietly his voice was a few octaves higher and absolutely adorable.
Kurama looked down when he heard the little voice it sounded so pitiful. He looked down to see two red eyes glaring at him and two chibi fists beating on his chest. He realized he had stopped the comfortable bouncing and went to very uncomfortable twitching. He stopped moving his leg and the chibi gave him a glare. "Sorry," Kurama said smiling at the chibi who went back to looking perplexed. "Hiei, do you know who I am?" Kurama asked suddenly wondering if the chibi remembered him. The chibi shook its head. Kurama cursed under his breath he was hoping Hiei might at least remember him (a/n aww its ok Kurama Hiei still loves u) "I'm Kurama," Kurama said smiling at the chibi. The chibi looked suspicious which made him look just even more adorable!! Kurama couldn't contain himself and hugged the lil chibi who started struggling in the grasp. Kurama stopped after a few seconds. "Well we are going to need to get you some clothes and somewhere to sleep. Then we are going to go see Koenma this weekend!" Kurama said picking up the chibi. But the chibi pulled against the ground stretching his arms down toward the floor. Kurama saw the toaster sitting on the ground. He picked it up and handed it to Hiei who automatically held onto it tightly. Kurama shuffled through the stuff at the top of his closet and pulled out some chibi-sized clothes for Hiei in the darkest colors he could find. He made a chibi bed on the floor.
Hiei meanwhile sat on the floor with the toaster watching him play with the blankets or at least that is what Hiei thought he was doing. Quietly Hiei stood up leaving the toaster for a minute as he went out the door and down the stairs. He went back to the kitchen and climbed on the counter. Hiei looked over the appliances still left intact on the counter. He put his hand in the coffee pot and pulled it out sopping wet and sucked on it. It tasted like bad water so he quit. Hiei continued walking until he got to the end of the counter at the end of the counter the refrigerator was sitting looking innocent and perfectly normal. Hiei reached out his hands trying to grab the handle that was right in front of his grasp. He stood on the tips of his toes the handle just brushing his fingertips. Leaning forward just a little bit more and he grabbed the handle but right as he did his toes slipped off of the counter. Hiei blinked and then he blinked again. Both of his hands holding onto the handle holding himself up from the devastating two-foot fall. Of course lil Hiei knew this wasn't a far way to fall but unfortunately the shock of it had muddled his thinking not to mention he didn't know if he wanted to fall. So Hiei hung there trying to decide his next course of action.
Kurama finished placing things where he wanted them and looked around for the chibi. He spotted the toaster on the floor alone. Hopefully that meant Hiei wouldn't cling to it at all times. Wondering briefly where exactly Hiei had gotten the sudden urge to hug the toaster, Kurama picked it up to take in back to the kitchen and search for Hiei.
Hiei was still trying to decide what he wanted to do next he was almost enjoying the height but his fingers were starting to cramp. "Hiei!" Hiei looked up at the sound of his name to see Kurama standing in the doorway with the box. Kurama put the box down on the table and grabbed Hiei and pulled him away from the refrigerator.
Kurama pulled the little fingers off the door handle wondering once again made Hiei do something so strange and chalked it up as chibi curiosity. He rubbed the little red fingers as he moved Hiei and placed him on the table. "I'll make lunch okay?" Kurama asked he didn't really expect a response and was a little surprised when Hiei nodded before walking back to the toaster and poking it a few times before sitting next to it.
Kurama turned his back on the adorable chibi and started to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for Hiei. Kurama didn't know what chibi Hiei would like and probably didn't want to know what he was used to eating. Kurama made himself a mustard sandwich. He turned around to find once again an abandoned toaster. He put the sandwiches on the table and placed the toaster on a top shelf. He walked into the living room to see Hiei standing on top of the tv which had mysteriously gotten turned on. The volume had also been turned up so loud that the tv was vibrating. Kurama supressed a laugh as Hiei struggled to stay standing up as the news vibrated the chibi around. Eventually Hiei fell down and sat there looking very shocked as he started to shift to the end of the t.v. and before Kurama could stop it, he fell to the floor. Hiei sat up with a cute little grimace as he rubbed his head.
"Aww," Kurama said picking up the little chibi who was sniffling quietly. "It's okay," Kurama said, hugging the chibi close. Hiei quieted down under the hold and buried his face into Kurama's shirt.
Kurama carried him back into the kitchen Hiei poked his head up to look at where they were going. Kurama put Hiei in a chair and went to sit at his own chair across from Hiei he picked up his sandwich.
Hiei being a bit shorter than average was having a bit of difficulty because he was eye level with the table top. Obviously Kurama was paying attention to his sandwich because he didn't notice. Hiei wasn't sure if he was supposed to jump up on the table to reach the sandwich. So he resorted to asking. Even though he didn't want to. It was weak to ask for something that he could get. But Hiei trusted Kurama even if he didn't know why. (A/n alright I'll stop with the subtle hints and stuff. I know you get that they love each other) "ummm Krama?" Hiei asked.
Kurama looked up from his sandwich to see the fluffy tip of Hiei's hair sticking over the table. Kurama sweat dropped. "Oops sorry Hiei," Kurama said walking over to the chibi. He pulled back the chair not knowing what else to do Kurama put Hiei in his lap so he could reach his sandwich. Hiei gave him a mini-glare but sat in his lap and ate his sandwich. [It was really good too.], Hiei thought as he licked his fingers of the jelly leftovers. He looked up at Kurama wondering how to get off his lap he wanted to go play with the box some more.
Kurama smiled down at him, his own sandwich finished. He put the chibi on the table. "Stay there a second Hiei," Kurama said picking up the dishes and putting them in the sink. Hiei growled at the order. Kurama heard it but instead of saying anything he stayed at his task because well Kurama thought it was absolutely adorable. Hiei sat there still trying to clean his fingers but the jelly was sticky and didn't come off easily. Kurama finished putting the dish in the sink he'd take care of them later and turned back to chibi Hiei who saw Kurama looking at him and gave him a suspicious glare. Kurama picked up Hiei and carried him out of the kitchen, ignoring the questioning gaze of the chibi.
Hiei knew that Kurama knew he wanted to know where they were going but was purposely avoiding his eyes. Hiei plucked at Kurama's shirt. Kurama looked down at him and Hiei cocked his head sideways. Kurama just gave him a small smile and went up the stairs. "Krama, where are we goin' ?" Hiei asked as they entered a bedroom and then went into another room with shampoo all over the mirror.
Kurama looked at the mirror and sighed. He would have to clean that up soon before it ruined his mirror. At the moment he turned to the task at hand. He turned the water up to the hot section and tried to rock lil Hiei so that Hiei would stop looking at him with those adorable questioning eyes. Hiei however didn't seem in the mood to be consoled and struggled against the grip. Kurama put his hand under the water and found it was hot enough. He picked up a washcloth and soaked it hoping that Hiei wouldn't burn his arm off.
Hiei watched the water come out of the faucet sort of bored. He wanted to know why they were in here and watched as Kurama soaked a rag. That wasn't interesting either. Though the big painting on the wall looked oddly familiar. He was thinking about the painting when suddenly something hot, wet, and fairly soft was rubbed up against his face. Hiei struggled against it as he realized Kurama was trying to wash off his face. He put his hands between the cloth and his face but Kurama just moved on to wash off both of the hands.
Kurama had predicted the demon's reluctance at being washed. He sighed as he fought with the little demon to clean off his face and hands. Koenma was never going to hear the end of this. Neither was Kurama. And both of them would be lucky if Hiei didn't decapitate them much less if he ever talked to them again. Sighing again Kurama stopped with the hands and started to try to get the last of the jelly off of Hiei's hands. Oh yeah he hoped that things went back to normal soon. How exactly was he supposed to show Hiei to Kassan? And he certainly knew better than to call Yusuke or Kuwabara or any of the girls. Hiei would kill him. Ohh Koenma was so dead. Kurama thought finishing the cleaning to look at a heavily glaring little chibi with its arms crossed pouting.
Kikira-san: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: I so hate you
Kurama: that would have been cute if u hadn't addicted me to weed in the first chapter
Kikira-san: it was too cute
Hiei: what's with the toaster?
Kikira-san: don't ask me ask your inner child
Hiei: hn
Kikira-san: ^.^ well anybody with ideas to torture Hiei let me have them and thank you reviewers I am looking into some of your suggestions you had some very fun ideas!!!!
Hiei: don't even tell me
Kurama: you don't want to know
Kikira-san: hehehe well R&R bye bye now!!!!
Kikira-san: you guys know you like this
Hiei: yeah right
Kurama: I hate you
Kikira-san: ^^;;; okay maybe you don't like it!!
Kurama slipped off the now glaring youki, who was probably going to kill him. "Now Hiei I didn't do anything, remember it's not my fault," Kurama said backing up to the door as Hiei sat up glaring. "Hiei you aren't mad are you?" Kurama asked his hand on the door knob.
"No I am not mad that I got hit by a damn lush spell that turned me into the horniest, weakest loser!!! I AM NOT MAD KURAMA. WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?!!?!" Hiei screeched.
"I was just wondering . . . " Kurama trailed off still holding on to the door knob for dear life. "So Hiei how bout some lunch and my mom made cookies," Kurama couldn't resist adding that.
"Kurama?"
"Yes?"
"Run," he said darting after Kurama who was out the door and flying down the stairs. He "tripped" and fell on the couch. When Hiei skidded to a stop beside him, he grabbed the little demon and pulled him down on top of him. "Stupid Youko," Hiei muttered snuggling against the kitsune. He felt rather small at the moment and rather weird.
"Aww I love you too, Hiei," Kurama responded. Kurama thought about taking his nap now when all of the sudden the weight on top of him seemed to decrease a great deal. He opened his eyes to see if Hiei was still mad. When he saw Hiei, he let out a gasp and shoot up, tumbling the small bundle onto the couch next to him. Two small red eyes glared at him. "Hiei?" he asked meekly. The small ultra-cute chibi sitting next to him glared harder but nodded. Kurama paled and almost fainted.
Hiei was trying to figure out where the hell he was, and who the hell that guy was, staring at him? None of these questions seemed to gain answers from just sitting there so Hiei got up and went slowly into the kitchen not going fast until he was sure of his surroundings. He went into the kitchen and started to look around. He saw a lot of doors which were actually cabinets but were now door-size to him. He also saw a lot of boring looking things on the counters. Suddenly Hiei was intrigued by the strange box like object sitting on the counter. He jumped up on the counter and walked over to it carefully. Then he poked it with a finger. Then quickly jerked it back. When nothing happened Hiei put his whole hand on it and jerked it back quickly. After deciding the box wasn't going to hurt him he picked it up and started to mess with it. He pulled the box's cord, or its tail according to Hiei, out of the outlet and held it over his head. He looked into the little holes and all the crumbs fell out onto him Hiei put the box down and rubbed his eyes then went back to studying the box thing. He found this interesting little handle on the front that he started to push down but it popped back up when Hiei took his hand off of it. So Hiei jammed it down and it stayed there.
Satisfied with the examination of the box chibi-Hiei went back into the living room where the strange red headed guy was sitting on the couch with his mouth hanging open looking at the opposite wall. Warily Hiei took the box and walked around behind the strange man and placed the box on his head. When it stayed there, Hiei turned around and went back to the kitchen hoping the box would keep the strange guy from attacking without warning. So if the box fell than the man had moved Hiei decided.
Kurama meanwhile was trying to regain his coherent thought which had been reduced to "Hiei . . . chibi . . . cute . . . chibi . . . Hiei" and repeat. Shaking his head Kurama dislodged the toaster that had been placed on his head and it fell into his lap where he caught it. "What is the toaster doing on my head?" Kurama said aloud and heard a loud crash in the kitchen. He rushed in to find chibi-Hiei sitting on the counter and what used to be the blender sitting on the floor in a million pieces. Hiei was looking down at it his eyes were big and his mouth was dot-sized. To him it was the neatest thing in the world. To Kurama it was just a mess he had to pick up. Sighing Kurama put the toaster on the counter and started to pick up the blender pieces and throw them away. He finished and saw Hiei hugging the toaster to him as he walked around on the counter looking at the different appliances. He stopped in front of the knife holder.
"No, no, those aren't to play with," Kurama said grabbing chibi-Hiei by the waist and away from the knives. The minute Hiei was in his arms the chibi started to struggle and bite and scratch not too hard but hard enough to hurt. So Kurama hugged him and tried to calm him down. Eventually Hiei gave up the struggle and sat in the complete stranger's arms. Hiei decided if the stranger didn't hurt him than it was okay so far. He had the idea he could trust him even if Hiei didn't think he should. Hiei hugged the toaster trying to figure out what to do next. (A/n such a smart lil chibi)
Kurama took the calm Chibi back into the living room. Kurama sat down on the couch and bounced the Chibi on his knee. Kurama tried to take the toaster away from the Chibi but he had it in an iron tight grip of death. Kurama gave up trying to take the toaster as it seemed to keep the chibi quiet. Chibi-Hiei seemed to enjoy the bouncing game so Kurama bounced him while trying to think of what to do next and how many pieces to cut Koenma into. {What if there isn't a cure for the cure?!?!?!?!!} Kurama thought suddenly. He started to get nervous. His leg stopped bouncing Hiei and instead started to shake and twitch like it did when he got nervous. {What if he keeps getting smaller? Why did I ever make him drink that cure? Why did I even make him eat the cookie?} Kurama thought forlornly not noticing Hiei, drop the toaster and put his hands on Kurama's shirt trying to steady himself under the twitching. It didn't work the twitching got worse if anything and he couldn't get Kurama's attention because Kurama was still deep in thought. His little hands curled into fists and he started to beat them on Kurama's chest in a desperate plea for him to stop. "Stop!" Hiei said quietly his voice was a few octaves higher and absolutely adorable.
Kurama looked down when he heard the little voice it sounded so pitiful. He looked down to see two red eyes glaring at him and two chibi fists beating on his chest. He realized he had stopped the comfortable bouncing and went to very uncomfortable twitching. He stopped moving his leg and the chibi gave him a glare. "Sorry," Kurama said smiling at the chibi who went back to looking perplexed. "Hiei, do you know who I am?" Kurama asked suddenly wondering if the chibi remembered him. The chibi shook its head. Kurama cursed under his breath he was hoping Hiei might at least remember him (a/n aww its ok Kurama Hiei still loves u) "I'm Kurama," Kurama said smiling at the chibi. The chibi looked suspicious which made him look just even more adorable!! Kurama couldn't contain himself and hugged the lil chibi who started struggling in the grasp. Kurama stopped after a few seconds. "Well we are going to need to get you some clothes and somewhere to sleep. Then we are going to go see Koenma this weekend!" Kurama said picking up the chibi. But the chibi pulled against the ground stretching his arms down toward the floor. Kurama saw the toaster sitting on the ground. He picked it up and handed it to Hiei who automatically held onto it tightly. Kurama shuffled through the stuff at the top of his closet and pulled out some chibi-sized clothes for Hiei in the darkest colors he could find. He made a chibi bed on the floor.
Hiei meanwhile sat on the floor with the toaster watching him play with the blankets or at least that is what Hiei thought he was doing. Quietly Hiei stood up leaving the toaster for a minute as he went out the door and down the stairs. He went back to the kitchen and climbed on the counter. Hiei looked over the appliances still left intact on the counter. He put his hand in the coffee pot and pulled it out sopping wet and sucked on it. It tasted like bad water so he quit. Hiei continued walking until he got to the end of the counter at the end of the counter the refrigerator was sitting looking innocent and perfectly normal. Hiei reached out his hands trying to grab the handle that was right in front of his grasp. He stood on the tips of his toes the handle just brushing his fingertips. Leaning forward just a little bit more and he grabbed the handle but right as he did his toes slipped off of the counter. Hiei blinked and then he blinked again. Both of his hands holding onto the handle holding himself up from the devastating two-foot fall. Of course lil Hiei knew this wasn't a far way to fall but unfortunately the shock of it had muddled his thinking not to mention he didn't know if he wanted to fall. So Hiei hung there trying to decide his next course of action.
Kurama finished placing things where he wanted them and looked around for the chibi. He spotted the toaster on the floor alone. Hopefully that meant Hiei wouldn't cling to it at all times. Wondering briefly where exactly Hiei had gotten the sudden urge to hug the toaster, Kurama picked it up to take in back to the kitchen and search for Hiei.
Hiei was still trying to decide what he wanted to do next he was almost enjoying the height but his fingers were starting to cramp. "Hiei!" Hiei looked up at the sound of his name to see Kurama standing in the doorway with the box. Kurama put the box down on the table and grabbed Hiei and pulled him away from the refrigerator.
Kurama pulled the little fingers off the door handle wondering once again made Hiei do something so strange and chalked it up as chibi curiosity. He rubbed the little red fingers as he moved Hiei and placed him on the table. "I'll make lunch okay?" Kurama asked he didn't really expect a response and was a little surprised when Hiei nodded before walking back to the toaster and poking it a few times before sitting next to it.
Kurama turned his back on the adorable chibi and started to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for Hiei. Kurama didn't know what chibi Hiei would like and probably didn't want to know what he was used to eating. Kurama made himself a mustard sandwich. He turned around to find once again an abandoned toaster. He put the sandwiches on the table and placed the toaster on a top shelf. He walked into the living room to see Hiei standing on top of the tv which had mysteriously gotten turned on. The volume had also been turned up so loud that the tv was vibrating. Kurama supressed a laugh as Hiei struggled to stay standing up as the news vibrated the chibi around. Eventually Hiei fell down and sat there looking very shocked as he started to shift to the end of the t.v. and before Kurama could stop it, he fell to the floor. Hiei sat up with a cute little grimace as he rubbed his head.
"Aww," Kurama said picking up the little chibi who was sniffling quietly. "It's okay," Kurama said, hugging the chibi close. Hiei quieted down under the hold and buried his face into Kurama's shirt.
Kurama carried him back into the kitchen Hiei poked his head up to look at where they were going. Kurama put Hiei in a chair and went to sit at his own chair across from Hiei he picked up his sandwich.
Hiei being a bit shorter than average was having a bit of difficulty because he was eye level with the table top. Obviously Kurama was paying attention to his sandwich because he didn't notice. Hiei wasn't sure if he was supposed to jump up on the table to reach the sandwich. So he resorted to asking. Even though he didn't want to. It was weak to ask for something that he could get. But Hiei trusted Kurama even if he didn't know why. (A/n alright I'll stop with the subtle hints and stuff. I know you get that they love each other) "ummm Krama?" Hiei asked.
Kurama looked up from his sandwich to see the fluffy tip of Hiei's hair sticking over the table. Kurama sweat dropped. "Oops sorry Hiei," Kurama said walking over to the chibi. He pulled back the chair not knowing what else to do Kurama put Hiei in his lap so he could reach his sandwich. Hiei gave him a mini-glare but sat in his lap and ate his sandwich. [It was really good too.], Hiei thought as he licked his fingers of the jelly leftovers. He looked up at Kurama wondering how to get off his lap he wanted to go play with the box some more.
Kurama smiled down at him, his own sandwich finished. He put the chibi on the table. "Stay there a second Hiei," Kurama said picking up the dishes and putting them in the sink. Hiei growled at the order. Kurama heard it but instead of saying anything he stayed at his task because well Kurama thought it was absolutely adorable. Hiei sat there still trying to clean his fingers but the jelly was sticky and didn't come off easily. Kurama finished putting the dish in the sink he'd take care of them later and turned back to chibi Hiei who saw Kurama looking at him and gave him a suspicious glare. Kurama picked up Hiei and carried him out of the kitchen, ignoring the questioning gaze of the chibi.
Hiei knew that Kurama knew he wanted to know where they were going but was purposely avoiding his eyes. Hiei plucked at Kurama's shirt. Kurama looked down at him and Hiei cocked his head sideways. Kurama just gave him a small smile and went up the stairs. "Krama, where are we goin' ?" Hiei asked as they entered a bedroom and then went into another room with shampoo all over the mirror.
Kurama looked at the mirror and sighed. He would have to clean that up soon before it ruined his mirror. At the moment he turned to the task at hand. He turned the water up to the hot section and tried to rock lil Hiei so that Hiei would stop looking at him with those adorable questioning eyes. Hiei however didn't seem in the mood to be consoled and struggled against the grip. Kurama put his hand under the water and found it was hot enough. He picked up a washcloth and soaked it hoping that Hiei wouldn't burn his arm off.
Hiei watched the water come out of the faucet sort of bored. He wanted to know why they were in here and watched as Kurama soaked a rag. That wasn't interesting either. Though the big painting on the wall looked oddly familiar. He was thinking about the painting when suddenly something hot, wet, and fairly soft was rubbed up against his face. Hiei struggled against it as he realized Kurama was trying to wash off his face. He put his hands between the cloth and his face but Kurama just moved on to wash off both of the hands.
Kurama had predicted the demon's reluctance at being washed. He sighed as he fought with the little demon to clean off his face and hands. Koenma was never going to hear the end of this. Neither was Kurama. And both of them would be lucky if Hiei didn't decapitate them much less if he ever talked to them again. Sighing again Kurama stopped with the hands and started to try to get the last of the jelly off of Hiei's hands. Oh yeah he hoped that things went back to normal soon. How exactly was he supposed to show Hiei to Kassan? And he certainly knew better than to call Yusuke or Kuwabara or any of the girls. Hiei would kill him. Ohh Koenma was so dead. Kurama thought finishing the cleaning to look at a heavily glaring little chibi with its arms crossed pouting.
Kikira-san: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: I so hate you
Kurama: that would have been cute if u hadn't addicted me to weed in the first chapter
Kikira-san: it was too cute
Hiei: what's with the toaster?
Kikira-san: don't ask me ask your inner child
Hiei: hn
Kikira-san: ^.^ well anybody with ideas to torture Hiei let me have them and thank you reviewers I am looking into some of your suggestions you had some very fun ideas!!!!
Hiei: don't even tell me
Kurama: you don't want to know
Kikira-san: hehehe well R&R bye bye now!!!!