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Responses to reviewers:

Nathonea: Thank you, I hope it is. Though I really shouldn't be doing this, because I should be focussing on my other, more serious stories, instead.
Starbrat:   But Draco doesn't need redemption yet! Besides, don't you know that a Mary-Sue'd!Draco hates his parents and the path he's headed on? Sorry...
Architeuthis: Clearly, you don't know where I'm going with Dagrun. You'll be surprised who she's related to; not so much as to whom she'll be with.
Raen: No, there'll be no bad spelling in this fic. I just can't stand the lack of grammar and spelling in true badfic, and I hate it even more in parodied badfic. Thank you for the complement, though.
Starbrat: Haven't I, though? Poor Draco, he was but the first...
hell'squeen: It is? As a parody, you mean, surely?