Why am i doing this? Because i got a flame- no "critique" at exactly the wrong time! I have already been having a really bad day, but nown its just great. just lovely. just a load of bullshit! please excuse the format of this, as it has not been editted, partly coz of the fact i cannot be nnothered, and there's also the thing that i want to kill this bitch ASAP.

Hirotani: Ok, this is not a flame, this is a 'critique' you must realise this: It may not be a flame, but its not a 'critique' either! You say your critique points out the good and bad parts, the strong and weak, but you forgot one thing: The STRONG parts!

And for the book: Cannon. now, this is the thing that shows how all the characters act? am i right? well, this is the soul pourpose of fanfiction. to go AGAINST the cannon. you know, FANFICTION: FICTION OF A FICTION/TVSHOW/MOVIE! therefore, on behalf of all fanfiction authors: screw the cannon

1: Stuff physics, stuff cannon: thgis is fiction. Fiction=story/made up/not true/BOGUS/ENTERTAINMENT

Reality: um, one problem: all fantasy books go beyond reality. Therefore, LOTR is NOT reality

2: well, thankyou for the information. Yeh, its true, i haven't read the books. I am reading them, and it is taking me forever. Some people don't read as fast as others. And besides, WOW! BIG WHOOP! I GOT THE HAIR COLOUR WRNG! AHH! I AM NOW GOING TO DIE! get a life

3: some people prefer descriptions. maybe a paragraph is over doing it, but you must see my point

4: one word: Fiction, as a matter if fact, FANfiction

5: Am sorry about the tenses changing. I am sorry i weas unb able to see it. Blame my BETA

6: Maybe it ain't toklkien, but it aint' made up. got it off an internet site (mind you can't remeber where that was, but you get it, don't you?)

7: Nice... maybe i can use that some other time: Again= FAN FICTION! fiction about a fiction. SAvvy?

8: Again= FAN FICTION! fiction about a fiction

9: Yeh, i've seen the movies a million times, i'll tell you that. As i said earlier, i am reading the books at the moment, and it is taking me forever. Now, to see me reading all the other ones as well... ai, thats a pain in the arse. I already have a list of books to read that goes as far as the horizon( Technically, not litterally. Don't go attacking me with that one. I'll kill you again if you do). I'll get around to it. Eventually.

A jerk indeed. At least i don't spend all my time sticking to the cannon, killing poor defenceless Fanfiction writers, who like to write, not to bve flamed, but for the enjoyment of others.

Go to hell

Too much for me to get pissed off and start swearing, eh?