HARRY POTTER RAP BATTTLE

i wondered what would happen if harry potter and all his friends had rap battles. This isn't serious so don't laugh.

lee jordan: Welcome to the 2003 hogwarts rap olympics final round between Harry Potter and Draco Malfloy. First up Draco.

DRACO: YO Hey four eyes you scarfaced freak Why do you hang around a bunch of geeks And who wants to listen to a nerd who clicks when he speaks. Who thinks hes cool? Not 1 . You could be beaten by a muggle gun. You think its Fun too save the day But it gets kinda old when you do it every day And guess what evry 1 Weasley and potter are gay Friends with the poor and mudbloods All weasley ca afford is pottato spuds Too eat And for a special treat Fried garden gnomes and chickens feet. Yeah.

LEE: wooa alright alright Harry your up

HARRY: Malfloy don't think you're a boy Evry 1 yells oi when you go past Cause your smell knocks them out so fast And don't call me gay Im not the who got on the quiditch tem but had too pay And I do click when I speak And ron is a poor ass bum And I don't have a dad or a mum

I hate you all why do you have to tease me Uhuhaaaaaaaaahhhhbooooooohoooooo Snif snif Phflooooooooooooooo.