**Opening Credits and Music play**
Setsuna-sama - Five dumbass girls…all in one house…
Hotaru-chan - Is this hell for us, or them?
Setsuna & Hotaru - US!!
Setsuna-sama - Anyway…start this gay show so Hotaru and I can go get some dates and stuff for tonight!
**Screen goes black**
**Camera pans to the dining room, where we see Usagi chowing down on some Lucky Charms**
Usagi - Mmmmmm…
**Rei walks in**
Rei - Stop pigging-out moron!
**Usagi wails and the cereal spews from her mouth**
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan run on camera. Setsuna-sama grabs the bowl of cereal, and Hotaru-chan grabs the box**
Setsuna & Hotaru - WE STOLE YOUR LUCKY CHARMS!
**Little leprechaun guy chases them around the table**
Leprechaun - I am an Andymemous leprechaun! I want those Luckey (What's with the 'e' you ask?) Charms!
Setsuna-sama - Leprechauns can't spell!
Hotaru-chan - GAAAAAAH!
**Hotaru smacks the leprechaun on the head with her glaive and he keels over**
Setsuna & Hotaru - YAHAHAHA!
**The leprechaun gets up and screams**
Leprechaun - RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan chase the leprechaun off camera**
**Minako and Makoto walk on, watching Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan chase the leprechaun**
Minako - Yo…sup my homies?
Rei - Shut the hell up…bitch…
Makoto - Are you PMSing Rei?
Rei - NO!
**Usagi giggles**
**Rei bashes Usagi over the head angrily**
**Ami runs in and grabs whatever Rei was using to hit Usagi with**
Ami - Rei that is completely uncalled for, even though it is probably a very good thing if you killed the little dumb fuck!
Rei - Fine…
Makoto - Let me make you guys something good to eat…
**Makoto starts cooking and everything in the kitchen starts to blow up**
Rei - BITCH!
Minako - Ummm…
Ami - Oh my…
Usagi - Is the food all right?
Rei - No! THE FOOD IS NOT ALL RIGHT!
Makoto - Oh, like you could do better…
Rei - Maybe I could!
Makoto - BRING IT ON!
Ami - Girls…girls!
Makoto & Rei - STAY OUT OF IT!
Ami - Right…I don't belong in this damn house…I'm too smart for these moronic girls, why couldn't I just go get a real job…
**Ami walks into her room**
**Minako stares at Rei and Makoto dumbfounded**
**Usagi sits down at the table and begins to wail again**
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan come back on screen, still chasing that leprechaun**
**The Leprechaun holds up a spoon**
Leprechaun - Get away from me!
Setsuna-sama - AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
**Setsuna-sama hides behind Hotaru-chan**
**Hotaru-chan pulls out a duck**
Hotaru-chan - Put the spoon…down!
**Leprechaun throws the spoon and it hits Minako in the head…knocking her to the floor unconscious**
**Hotaru-chan chases the leprechaun off camera again**
**Setsuna-sama stands quietly**
**Rei and Makoto look at her, while Usagi looks at Minako**
Rei - …..
Makoto - …..
Usagi - …..
Setsuna-sama - I DON'T LIKE SPOONS OK! JUST GET BACK TO YOUR FUCKING CHILDISH FIGHT!
**Rei and Makoto obey**
**Setsuna-sama storms off camera**
**Usagi sits, staring at Minako's body**
**Usagi gets up…and goes to the phone and orders a pizza**
Usagi - With pineapple, beef, chicken, extra sausage, lots of cheese, a couple of olives, some dirty socks, a pair of sexy pants, and a sheep bladder.
**Moment of exhausting quiet (notice I didn't put S------)**
Usagi - NO THIS IS NOT USAGI AGAIN!
**Usagi slams the phone down and sees Rei and Makoto gawking at her**
Usagi - Umm…well…I…just…I'M HUNGRY!
Rei - Well…if little Ms. Betty Crocker over here didn't blow the kitchen up…
Makoto - WELL IF YOU WOULD EVER STOP SHOOTING YOUR DAMN MOUTH OFF WE'D ALL BE BETTER!
Rei - YOU WANNA GO PUNK!?
Makoto - LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!
**Rei and Makoto walk out the door angrily**
**Usagi looks at Minako**
Usagi - Too bad this isn't that weird Survivor show…they had a lot of good food on there (rats and cow brains is good food? Weirdo…) …and I could vote someone out of this house…
**Ami walks out with a magazine. She looks very pissed**
Ami - WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
**Ami walks back into her room**
**Minako gets up**
Minako - Was that…a Playboy magazine?
Usagi - I…think so…
**Minako and Usagi start laughing hysterically**
**Loud bangs and crashes come from outside**
Minako - Do you think they're hurting each other?
Usagi - I dunno…let's go look!
**They run outside to see Makoto and Rei gazing at Hotaru-chan, Setsuna-sama, & the Leprechaun**
Hotaru-chan - Come back here, you little gay piece of fucking shit!
Setsuna-sama - Yeah…or I'll kick you!
**The Leprechaun jumps into a jeep and drives away**
**Hotaru-chan and Setsuna-sama jump into their army camouflaged hummer**
Hotaru & Setsuna - GET BACK HERE!
**Rei and Makoto turn to each other and start fighting again**
**Minako and Usagi sigh and go back inside**
**Screen goes blank for a commercial break**
**Hotaru-chan and Diana pop up**
Hotaru-chan - Why do I have to advertise brown lemons with a cat?
Diana - There's a cat in the commercial?
**Hotaru-chan whacks Diana who then goes unconscious**
Hotaru-chan - Hi! You know…brown lemons are a royal treat!
**A big brown lemon falls from the top of the screen**
Hotaru-chan - I especially like them…HOT!
**The lemon starts smoking**
Hotaru-chan - Ummm…
**The lemon ignites into flames**
Hotaru-chan - AHH!
**Setsuna-sama rushes on camera and extinguishes the fire**
Setsuna-sama - Hot Damn…
Hotaru-chan - Yeah…
**Screen goes blank**
**A bunch of balloons float around on screen**
**Rei pops up**
Rei - Get me the fuck out of here!
**Rei disappears and Minako appears instead**
Minako - Whoa…that's soooo, like, cool! I like those balloons! They're pretty…
**Screen goes blank**
**Setsuna-sama, Hotaru-chan, and the Leprechaun pop up**
Leprechaun - YOU CAN'T HAVE MY LUCKEY CHARMS!
Setsuna-sama - I don't want them anymore…you can keep them…
**Setsuna-sama sits and starts filing her nails**
Leprechaun - You mean it?
**Leprechaun's eyes get all starry**
Setsuna-sama - Yeah, I do…but I don't think Hotaru does…
Hotaru-chan - BWAHAHAHA!
**Hotaru-chan smacks the Leprechaun over the head with her glaive**
**Screen goes blank again**
**Camera pans into the living room where we see Minako and Usagi watching Sesame Street and Ami is sitting in a chair reading something that we cannot see the title of at the moment. There is loud crashing in the room once called the kitchen as Rei and Makoto come out bruised and in torn clothing. As they come in, the three other girls look up**
Ami - What exactly have you been doing?
Minako - Yeah…
Usagi - What they said.
Rei - Go to hell.
Makoto - Yeah…bitches.
**Rei and Makoto walk into their own rooms and slam the doors shut behind them**
Ami - Oh well…
**Ami goes back to reading**
**Usagi and Minako go back to their show**
Minako - ELMO…ELMO!
Usagi - BIG BIRD!
Minako - ELMO!
Usagi - BIG BIRD!
**Minako and Usagi look at each other for a moment. They so quick, that it's scary, they jump up and start clawing each other**
Ami - What the fuck…would you idiots stop that? You're acting like…like…imprisoned princesses in some fucked up fairly tale.
**Usagi and Minako stop, glance at Ami, look at the TV, then stare at Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan coming in with the Leprechaun in a straightjacket**
Leprechaun - Why did you put me in this Hotaru?
Hotaru-chan - THAT'S QUEEN HOTARU TO YOU!
Setsuna-sama - Uhh…Hotaru…would you mind horribly if I just kind of left? I mean…this is rather boring…with all these gayass girls just sitting around looking like the complete and utter morons that they are…
Leprechaun - Yeah…
Hotaru-chan - Oh doodleyfuck…fine!
**Setsuna-sama exits, her ever-present sunglasses in her hand. She is followed by Hotaru-chan who is dragging the Leprechaun behind her**
Usagi - Ummm…
Minako - Was she talking about us?
Ami - YEAH DUMBASS!
**Ami walks out of the house angrily, mumbling about getting a better job**
**Ami runs back in, a look of fear on her face**
Ami - DUCK AND COVER!
Usagi & Minako - Huh?
**The house implodes quickly as the three girls are seen running out the front door and Rei and Makoto are jumping out their windows**
Hotaru-chan - DAMN! I missed…
Setsuna-sama - Ah fuck it, we'll kill their asses later…besides, I'm tired, I want to go home and have some tea.
Hotaru-chan - What about our dates?
Setsuna-sama - Fuck them too…I think we should chill at my place and watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail and have some Lucky Charms…
Hotaru-chan - And brown lemons!
Setsuna-sama - Those too…
Leprechaun - Yummy!
Hotaru-chan - Who said you were coming with us?
**Leprechaun falls to his knees crying**
Setsuna-sama - Shit…shut up man! You can come if you just shut your trap!
**Leprechaun stops crying**
Hotaru-chan - Let's go then…this is a depressing site…
Setsuna-sama - Yeah…peace out.
[Author's Note - Leprechaun in technically a fictional character based on ANDY…er…ahem…anyway…^_^ He should be thankful I didn't kill him in this episode…but there's always another day for that! BWAHAHAHA!]
Setsuna-sama - Five dumbass girls…all in one house…
Hotaru-chan - Is this hell for us, or them?
Setsuna & Hotaru - US!!
Setsuna-sama - Anyway…start this gay show so Hotaru and I can go get some dates and stuff for tonight!
**Screen goes black**
**Camera pans to the dining room, where we see Usagi chowing down on some Lucky Charms**
Usagi - Mmmmmm…
**Rei walks in**
Rei - Stop pigging-out moron!
**Usagi wails and the cereal spews from her mouth**
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan run on camera. Setsuna-sama grabs the bowl of cereal, and Hotaru-chan grabs the box**
Setsuna & Hotaru - WE STOLE YOUR LUCKY CHARMS!
**Little leprechaun guy chases them around the table**
Leprechaun - I am an Andymemous leprechaun! I want those Luckey (What's with the 'e' you ask?) Charms!
Setsuna-sama - Leprechauns can't spell!
Hotaru-chan - GAAAAAAH!
**Hotaru smacks the leprechaun on the head with her glaive and he keels over**
Setsuna & Hotaru - YAHAHAHA!
**The leprechaun gets up and screams**
Leprechaun - RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan chase the leprechaun off camera**
**Minako and Makoto walk on, watching Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan chase the leprechaun**
Minako - Yo…sup my homies?
Rei - Shut the hell up…bitch…
Makoto - Are you PMSing Rei?
Rei - NO!
**Usagi giggles**
**Rei bashes Usagi over the head angrily**
**Ami runs in and grabs whatever Rei was using to hit Usagi with**
Ami - Rei that is completely uncalled for, even though it is probably a very good thing if you killed the little dumb fuck!
Rei - Fine…
Makoto - Let me make you guys something good to eat…
**Makoto starts cooking and everything in the kitchen starts to blow up**
Rei - BITCH!
Minako - Ummm…
Ami - Oh my…
Usagi - Is the food all right?
Rei - No! THE FOOD IS NOT ALL RIGHT!
Makoto - Oh, like you could do better…
Rei - Maybe I could!
Makoto - BRING IT ON!
Ami - Girls…girls!
Makoto & Rei - STAY OUT OF IT!
Ami - Right…I don't belong in this damn house…I'm too smart for these moronic girls, why couldn't I just go get a real job…
**Ami walks into her room**
**Minako stares at Rei and Makoto dumbfounded**
**Usagi sits down at the table and begins to wail again**
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan come back on screen, still chasing that leprechaun**
**The Leprechaun holds up a spoon**
Leprechaun - Get away from me!
Setsuna-sama - AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
**Setsuna-sama hides behind Hotaru-chan**
**Hotaru-chan pulls out a duck**
Hotaru-chan - Put the spoon…down!
**Leprechaun throws the spoon and it hits Minako in the head…knocking her to the floor unconscious**
**Hotaru-chan chases the leprechaun off camera again**
**Setsuna-sama stands quietly**
**Rei and Makoto look at her, while Usagi looks at Minako**
Rei - …..
Makoto - …..
Usagi - …..
Setsuna-sama - I DON'T LIKE SPOONS OK! JUST GET BACK TO YOUR FUCKING CHILDISH FIGHT!
**Rei and Makoto obey**
**Setsuna-sama storms off camera**
**Usagi sits, staring at Minako's body**
**Usagi gets up…and goes to the phone and orders a pizza**
Usagi - With pineapple, beef, chicken, extra sausage, lots of cheese, a couple of olives, some dirty socks, a pair of sexy pants, and a sheep bladder.
**Moment of exhausting quiet (notice I didn't put S------)**
Usagi - NO THIS IS NOT USAGI AGAIN!
**Usagi slams the phone down and sees Rei and Makoto gawking at her**
Usagi - Umm…well…I…just…I'M HUNGRY!
Rei - Well…if little Ms. Betty Crocker over here didn't blow the kitchen up…
Makoto - WELL IF YOU WOULD EVER STOP SHOOTING YOUR DAMN MOUTH OFF WE'D ALL BE BETTER!
Rei - YOU WANNA GO PUNK!?
Makoto - LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!
**Rei and Makoto walk out the door angrily**
**Usagi looks at Minako**
Usagi - Too bad this isn't that weird Survivor show…they had a lot of good food on there (rats and cow brains is good food? Weirdo…) …and I could vote someone out of this house…
**Ami walks out with a magazine. She looks very pissed**
Ami - WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
**Ami walks back into her room**
**Minako gets up**
Minako - Was that…a Playboy magazine?
Usagi - I…think so…
**Minako and Usagi start laughing hysterically**
**Loud bangs and crashes come from outside**
Minako - Do you think they're hurting each other?
Usagi - I dunno…let's go look!
**They run outside to see Makoto and Rei gazing at Hotaru-chan, Setsuna-sama, & the Leprechaun**
Hotaru-chan - Come back here, you little gay piece of fucking shit!
Setsuna-sama - Yeah…or I'll kick you!
**The Leprechaun jumps into a jeep and drives away**
**Hotaru-chan and Setsuna-sama jump into their army camouflaged hummer**
Hotaru & Setsuna - GET BACK HERE!
**Rei and Makoto turn to each other and start fighting again**
**Minako and Usagi sigh and go back inside**
**Screen goes blank for a commercial break**
**Hotaru-chan and Diana pop up**
Hotaru-chan - Why do I have to advertise brown lemons with a cat?
Diana - There's a cat in the commercial?
**Hotaru-chan whacks Diana who then goes unconscious**
Hotaru-chan - Hi! You know…brown lemons are a royal treat!
**A big brown lemon falls from the top of the screen**
Hotaru-chan - I especially like them…HOT!
**The lemon starts smoking**
Hotaru-chan - Ummm…
**The lemon ignites into flames**
Hotaru-chan - AHH!
**Setsuna-sama rushes on camera and extinguishes the fire**
Setsuna-sama - Hot Damn…
Hotaru-chan - Yeah…
**Screen goes blank**
**A bunch of balloons float around on screen**
**Rei pops up**
Rei - Get me the fuck out of here!
**Rei disappears and Minako appears instead**
Minako - Whoa…that's soooo, like, cool! I like those balloons! They're pretty…
**Screen goes blank**
**Setsuna-sama, Hotaru-chan, and the Leprechaun pop up**
Leprechaun - YOU CAN'T HAVE MY LUCKEY CHARMS!
Setsuna-sama - I don't want them anymore…you can keep them…
**Setsuna-sama sits and starts filing her nails**
Leprechaun - You mean it?
**Leprechaun's eyes get all starry**
Setsuna-sama - Yeah, I do…but I don't think Hotaru does…
Hotaru-chan - BWAHAHAHA!
**Hotaru-chan smacks the Leprechaun over the head with her glaive**
**Screen goes blank again**
**Camera pans into the living room where we see Minako and Usagi watching Sesame Street and Ami is sitting in a chair reading something that we cannot see the title of at the moment. There is loud crashing in the room once called the kitchen as Rei and Makoto come out bruised and in torn clothing. As they come in, the three other girls look up**
Ami - What exactly have you been doing?
Minako - Yeah…
Usagi - What they said.
Rei - Go to hell.
Makoto - Yeah…bitches.
**Rei and Makoto walk into their own rooms and slam the doors shut behind them**
Ami - Oh well…
**Ami goes back to reading**
**Usagi and Minako go back to their show**
Minako - ELMO…ELMO!
Usagi - BIG BIRD!
Minako - ELMO!
Usagi - BIG BIRD!
**Minako and Usagi look at each other for a moment. They so quick, that it's scary, they jump up and start clawing each other**
Ami - What the fuck…would you idiots stop that? You're acting like…like…imprisoned princesses in some fucked up fairly tale.
**Usagi and Minako stop, glance at Ami, look at the TV, then stare at Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan coming in with the Leprechaun in a straightjacket**
Leprechaun - Why did you put me in this Hotaru?
Hotaru-chan - THAT'S QUEEN HOTARU TO YOU!
Setsuna-sama - Uhh…Hotaru…would you mind horribly if I just kind of left? I mean…this is rather boring…with all these gayass girls just sitting around looking like the complete and utter morons that they are…
Leprechaun - Yeah…
Hotaru-chan - Oh doodleyfuck…fine!
**Setsuna-sama exits, her ever-present sunglasses in her hand. She is followed by Hotaru-chan who is dragging the Leprechaun behind her**
Usagi - Ummm…
Minako - Was she talking about us?
Ami - YEAH DUMBASS!
**Ami walks out of the house angrily, mumbling about getting a better job**
**Ami runs back in, a look of fear on her face**
Ami - DUCK AND COVER!
Usagi & Minako - Huh?
**The house implodes quickly as the three girls are seen running out the front door and Rei and Makoto are jumping out their windows**
Hotaru-chan - DAMN! I missed…
Setsuna-sama - Ah fuck it, we'll kill their asses later…besides, I'm tired, I want to go home and have some tea.
Hotaru-chan - What about our dates?
Setsuna-sama - Fuck them too…I think we should chill at my place and watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail and have some Lucky Charms…
Hotaru-chan - And brown lemons!
Setsuna-sama - Those too…
Leprechaun - Yummy!
Hotaru-chan - Who said you were coming with us?
**Leprechaun falls to his knees crying**
Setsuna-sama - Shit…shut up man! You can come if you just shut your trap!
**Leprechaun stops crying**
Hotaru-chan - Let's go then…this is a depressing site…
Setsuna-sama - Yeah…peace out.
[Author's Note - Leprechaun in technically a fictional character based on ANDY…er…ahem…anyway…^_^ He should be thankful I didn't kill him in this episode…but there's always another day for that! BWAHAHAHA!]