**Screaming**
Carson Daly - Hello! Welcome to TRL--
**Setsuna runs in and whacks Carson with her Time Key**
Setsuna-sama - Carson, you're hot and all, but I really think Hotaru-chan and I should host this show!
**More Screaming**
Carson Daly - I'M A BUNNY! LOOK AT ME; I'M A BUNNY RABBIT! Hop, hop, hop!
Setsuna-sama - Ummm…could someone get him out of here?
**Hotaru walks in**
Hotaru-chan - Yeah, we don't need any dead weight on stage with us!
**Nicely Ripped, Tan Man and Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy run in and take Carson Daly out of the room**
Setsuna-sama - Thanks baby!
**Setsuna blows kisses**
Hotaru-chan - STOP FLIRTING!
**Hotaru steps on Setsuna's foot**
Setsuna-sama - Ow! Hotaru!
Hotaru-chan - Oh…sorry…I guess power just goes to my head!
**Hotaru turns to the audience**
Hotaru-chan - BOW TO ME! I AM YOUR QUEEN!
**Audience bows over and over while Setsuna is apparently still flirting with Nicely Ripped, Tan Man**
Setsuna-sama - Soooo…right after the show all right?
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - Yeah baby…damn…so fine!
Hotaru-chan - CUT IT OUT--
**Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy walks out**
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - Hey…
Hotaru-chan - PLAY THE FIRST DAMN VIDEO!
**Camera immediately switches to the number 10 video**
**DMX - Up In Here - plays**
**Camera goes back to Hotaru and Setsuna**
Hotaru-chan - So then my father sold my soul, which practically led to me being possessed…then I died…
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - Yeah…but you're still the hottest girl in the world…
**Hotaru flushes with embarrassment**
Setsuna-sama - And so when that dumbass Inner Senshi came to the Time Gate, I really should've kicked all their Asses, but ya know…
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - Uh huh…I want you…
**Guy runs on and tells them they're on**
Setsuna-sama - Oh baby…er ummm…what?
Hotaru-chan - And now for our number…9 video or something…
**Some dude runs on stage waving to the camera**
**Dude accidentally bumps into Setsuna-sama**
Setsuna-sama - FUCK OFF YOU DICK!
**Dude runs back to the audience quickly**
Setsuna-sama - Okay, play…
**Setsuna squints to see the cue card**
Hotaru-chan - Aqua's Barbie Girl…get some damn glasses!
Setsuna-sama - Look, I'm not as young as I used to be, okay?
Hotaru-chan - Yeah, yeah…just get to the video!
**Camera switches to the video**
**Aqua - Barbie Girl - plays**
**Camera goes back to Hotaru and Setsuna**
**Hotaru is closing all the curtains to the windows so she doesn't get a tan on her lovely pale self**
**Setsuna is punching Minako in the face**
Hotaru-chan - I can't ruin my lovely paleness!
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - Oh Hotaru-chan…you'd be fine anyway!
**Hotaru smiles**
Setsuna-sama - You little bitch! Where the fuck do you get off hitting on my nicely ripped, tan guy! I'm gonna kick your damn ass!
Minako - I'm so sorry Setsuna-sama! I didn't know he was yours!
**Setsuna-sama whacks Minako so hard with her Time Key that her skull cracks open**
**Everything goes quiet**
Hotaru-chan - Way to go Setsuna! You got rid of that messed up ditz!
Setsuna-sama - Yeah! WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
**Makoto runs on and drags Minako's corpse off stage**
**Ami runs in and tells them to go to a commercial**
Setsuna-sama - Commercials? Why?
Hotaru-chan - What the fuck is wrong with you? Commercials?
Ami - I'm sorry! It's…it's…not my fault!
**Hotaru gets pissed and whacks Ami over the head with one of the cameras**
**Blood rushes from Ami's face and she falls down to the floor**
Setsuna-sama - Hotaru! You killed the ugly ass geek!
Hotaru-chan - Yeah!
**Setsuna and Hotaru give a high-five**
Setsuna-sama & Hotaru-chan - BOOYAH!
**Screaming**
**Everything goes black and goes to a commercial**
**Little stars float across the screen**
**Cheap little words saying "STAR FLAKES" float around**
**Luna pops up in a little circle window**
Luna - When you want a yummy treat…
**Artemis pops up in another window**
Artemis - And don't know what to eat…
**Diana pops up in a third window**
Diana - Get some wholesome star flakes…
Luna, Artemis, & Diana - STAR FLAKES!
Luna - Get them down at your local grocery story today!
Artemis - But...wait…how do we know that they would carry Star Flakes at the grocery store?
Diana - We don't even know what they are!
Luna - Who the hell cares? We're getting paid $50 grand for this!
Artemis & Diana - Good point!
**All three disappear and the words "STAR FLAKES" flash quickly**
**Next Commercial**
**A blank white screen appears**
**Setsuna walks on from the left, Hotaru walks on from the right**
Setsuna-sama - What commercial is this again?
Hotaru-chan - I don't know…
**All of a sudden Usagi pops up in the middle of the screen**
Usagi - HIHIHIHIHIHI!
**Big bottle of Grey Poupon lands on top of her**
Hotaru-chan - Oh yeaaaaah…
Setsuna-sama - Grey Poupon…The Dijon mustard!
Hotaru-chan - It is made with white wine!
**Setsuna and Hotaru grin**
Setsuna-sama & Hotaru-chan - ALCOHOL!
**They both run into the large bottle and fall down**
**Screen blinks**
**Screaming**
**Camera goes to Hotaru…who is totally distracted by Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy's raven black hair and Setsuna who is absorbed in checking out Nicely Ripped, Tan Man's pecs**
Hotaru-chan - You're hair…oh I love it!
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - And I love you…
**Hotaru and Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy stare at each other**
Hotaru-chan - !
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - !
**The two start making out**
Setsuna-sama - So how many days a week do you work out?
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - All seven, Setsuna-baby!
Setsuna-sama - Wow…
**Makoto runs back on stage to tell them they're on**
Setsuna-sama - Okay…Hotaru introduce the next video…
**Hotaru is still making out with Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy**
Setsuna-sama - Hotaru…?
**Everything is quiet**
Setsuna-sama - For crying out loud! The fucking number eight video is Eminem's The Way I Am…
**Camera goes to the video**
**Eminem - The Way I Am - plays**
**Camera goes back to Hotaru and Setsuna…again**
**Hotaru and Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy are still making out**
**Setsuna is having a fight with Nicely Ripped, Tan Man**
Setsuna-sama - Get the fuck away from me you sick bastard!
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - What is your problem?
Setsuna-sama - My problem is you! You don't respect me! I challenge you to a hot contest!
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - You're on!
Setsuna-sama - Okay guys…if you think I'm hot, scream and yell as loud as you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**The screams and cheering raise the Hot-Meter to an eight**
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - Now all you girls who think I'm hot…scream!
**Setsuna smacks her Time Key into her fist a couple times as a warning**
**The room remains quiet aside from the kissing noises from Hotaru and Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy**
Setsuna-sama - Goodbye dumbass!
**Setsuna whistles**
**Makoto rushes out and head buts Nicely Ripped, Tan Man out the window**
**Cheering**
**Setsuna takes a bunch of graceful bows**
Setsuna-sama - Now! The number seven video! Kid Rock's…COWBOY!
**Screaming**
**Camera goes to video**
**Kid Rock - Cowboy - plays**
**Camera goes back to Setsuna…since Hotaru is obviously occupied with more important matters**
Setsuna-sama - Okay! Now we'll take a request from-
**Screaming cuts off Setsuna**
**Everyone looks towards the door**
**Noah Bastian comes out**
**Setsuna gets little hearts in her eyes**
Setsuna-sama - Noah…
Noah Bastian - Hey…Setsuna, right?
**Setsuna faints**
**More screaming**
Noah Bastian - Can we get some water over here?
**Makoto and Rei run out with buckets of water…both staring at Noah**
Makoto - Here…Noah…
Rei - Yeah…h…here…
Noah Bastian - Thanks…
**Noah winks at Makoto and Rei**
**Setsuna gets up and chokes Makoto and stabs Rei**
Setsuna-sama - NO! NOAH IS MINE!
Rei - Ow…my…lung…you punctured…it…I'm dying-
**Rei dies with blood gushing out of her chest**
Makoto- Sorry…Setsuna-sama…I…I…I-
**Makoto turns complete blue and falls unconscious**
Noah Bastian - Whoa…easy tiger!
Setsuna-sama - Grrrr…
**Setsuna smiles**
**Noah smiles back**
Setsuna-sama - Number six is TLC No Scrubs…
**Camera goes to video**
**TLC - No Scrubs - plays**
**Camera goes back to the studio**
**Makoto and Rei's bodies are nowhere in sight**
**Hotaru is sitting on the floor, looking sad**
**Setsuna is flirting with Noah…this girl just doesn't know when to quit…**
Hotaru-chan - Yay…fun…yeah…
Setsuna-sama - Where'd Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy go?
Hotaru-chan - Oh…he…had to go…
Setsuna-sama - Oh…would you mind introducing the next-
Hotaru-chan - GET OFF MY BACK!
**Large anime sweat drops on Setsuna's head**
Setsuna-sama - Okay…Noah?
Noah Bastian - Sure! The number five video for today is…WOW! IT'S THE HARDEST PART OF BREAKING UP (IS GETTING BACK YOUR STUFF) BY 2GETHER! COOL!
**Camera goes to the video**
**2gether - The Hardest Part of Breaking Up (Is Getting Back Your Stuff) - plays**
**Camera goes back to studio once more**
Setsuna-sama - Okay…we are kinda running out of time so we're gonna get to the number four video like, real quick!
Noah Bastian - Yeah! Hotaru-chan…I have a surprise for you!
Hotaru-chan - Which is?
Noah Bastian - Wait!
Setsuna-sama - Jay-Z's Big Pimpin!
**Camera goes to video**
**Jay-Z - Big Pimpin - plays**
**Setsuna and Noah are talking**
**Hotaru is staring in disbelief at the door**
**Freddie Prinze Jr. is standing in the doorway**
Hotaru-chan - Fred-Freddie…
Freddie Prinze Jr. - The number three video is one of my favorites! Outkast's Ms. Jackson! Thanks for inviting me Noah!
Noah Bastian - Yeah…sure Freddie!
Setsuna-sama - Hotaru…
Hotaru-chan - Freddie should be my King!
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Ya know…that's not a bad idea!
**Camera goes to the next video**
**Outkast - Ms. Jackson - plays**
**Camera goes back to the studio**
**Hotaru is still staring at Freddie while he talks to guests in the audience**
**Setsuna and Noah are waving out the broken window**
Setsuna-sama - Welcome back! I hope ya guys liked that song!
Noah Bastian - I did!
Setsuna-sama - Wow…me too! What a coincidence!
**Noah smiles**
Hotaru-chan - Freddie is my King!
Freddie Prinze Jr. - You bet I am!
Hotaru-chan - LaLaLaLaLaLaaaaaa!
**Freddie smiles too**
Noah & Freddie - NUMBER TWO VIDEO!
**Camera goes to video**
**Shaggy - It Wasn't Me - plays**
**Camera goes back to Hotaru & Setsuna**
**Hotaru & Setsuna are staring at the floor, which is apparently where Noah & Freddie are**
Setsuna-sama - You guys are…
Hotaru-chan - Weird…
Setsuna-sama - Yeah…
**Camera points to the floor where the two guys are laying in large puddles of Grey Poupon and Lemonade**
**Diana runs out**
Diana - COMMERCIAL BREAK!
**Screen goes blank**
**Chibi-Usa pops up on the screen even though she's already dead**
Chibi-Usa (singing) - I want chicken, I want BLOO-Liver…Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver…
**Some kitty pops up eating some Meow Mix**
Chibi-Usa - BLOOD!
Kitty - Meow!
**Chibi-Usa jumps on the kitty and the commercial is cut off by the next one**
**Next commercial starts**
**Mamoru & Usagi pop up next to each other**
Mamoru - We're selling BIG, SHINY, GREEN BOWS!
Usagi - Oooooohhhh…I WANT ONE!
Mamoru - NO…ME!
Usagi - MEMEMEMEMEMEME!
Mamoru - ME, DAMNIT!
Usagi - AAAAHHHHHHH!
**Usagi and Mamoru start clawing each other**
**The three Starlights pop up**
Fighter - Since these two are so stupid…
Healer - We're gonna take over the commercial…
Maker - Wait…Seiya, didn't you like Usagi?
Fighter - DON'T BRING THAT UP!
**Fighter attacks Maker**
**Healer watches quietly**
Healer - Ummm…you guys…
Fighter & Maker - STAY OUT OF IT, YATEN!
**Healer whimpers and the commercial ends**
**Screaming**
**Camera scans outside the studio**
**Camera goes to Hotaru & Setsuna…yet again**
Setsuna-sama - And now our number one video since I have tons of things I need to be doing right now…
Hotaru-chan - Me too…we still haven't had our damn pool party!
Noah Bastian - Pool party! I wanna come!
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Me too!
**Camera goes to video**
**Dream - He Luvs You Not - plays**
**Camera goes to studio, Setsuna-sama is sitting on a stool and Hotaru is beating Diana over and over with her Glaive**
Setsuna-sama - That's the end of this dumbass show!
Hotaru-chan - I AM **bang!** YOUR QUEEN! I WILL **bang!** RULE!
Diana - Sorry…**whack** Hotaru **whack** !
**Diana's head splits and everyone is sile-er quiet…**
Noah Bastian - Bye!
**Setsuna and Hotaru smile**
**Setsuna brings out her Time Key and Hotaru holds up her Glaive**
Setsuna & Hotaru - Bye!
**WHAM!**
Carson Daly - Hello! Welcome to TRL--
**Setsuna runs in and whacks Carson with her Time Key**
Setsuna-sama - Carson, you're hot and all, but I really think Hotaru-chan and I should host this show!
**More Screaming**
Carson Daly - I'M A BUNNY! LOOK AT ME; I'M A BUNNY RABBIT! Hop, hop, hop!
Setsuna-sama - Ummm…could someone get him out of here?
**Hotaru walks in**
Hotaru-chan - Yeah, we don't need any dead weight on stage with us!
**Nicely Ripped, Tan Man and Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy run in and take Carson Daly out of the room**
Setsuna-sama - Thanks baby!
**Setsuna blows kisses**
Hotaru-chan - STOP FLIRTING!
**Hotaru steps on Setsuna's foot**
Setsuna-sama - Ow! Hotaru!
Hotaru-chan - Oh…sorry…I guess power just goes to my head!
**Hotaru turns to the audience**
Hotaru-chan - BOW TO ME! I AM YOUR QUEEN!
**Audience bows over and over while Setsuna is apparently still flirting with Nicely Ripped, Tan Man**
Setsuna-sama - Soooo…right after the show all right?
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - Yeah baby…damn…so fine!
Hotaru-chan - CUT IT OUT--
**Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy walks out**
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - Hey…
Hotaru-chan - PLAY THE FIRST DAMN VIDEO!
**Camera immediately switches to the number 10 video**
**DMX - Up In Here - plays**
**Camera goes back to Hotaru and Setsuna**
Hotaru-chan - So then my father sold my soul, which practically led to me being possessed…then I died…
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - Yeah…but you're still the hottest girl in the world…
**Hotaru flushes with embarrassment**
Setsuna-sama - And so when that dumbass Inner Senshi came to the Time Gate, I really should've kicked all their Asses, but ya know…
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - Uh huh…I want you…
**Guy runs on and tells them they're on**
Setsuna-sama - Oh baby…er ummm…what?
Hotaru-chan - And now for our number…9 video or something…
**Some dude runs on stage waving to the camera**
**Dude accidentally bumps into Setsuna-sama**
Setsuna-sama - FUCK OFF YOU DICK!
**Dude runs back to the audience quickly**
Setsuna-sama - Okay, play…
**Setsuna squints to see the cue card**
Hotaru-chan - Aqua's Barbie Girl…get some damn glasses!
Setsuna-sama - Look, I'm not as young as I used to be, okay?
Hotaru-chan - Yeah, yeah…just get to the video!
**Camera switches to the video**
**Aqua - Barbie Girl - plays**
**Camera goes back to Hotaru and Setsuna**
**Hotaru is closing all the curtains to the windows so she doesn't get a tan on her lovely pale self**
**Setsuna is punching Minako in the face**
Hotaru-chan - I can't ruin my lovely paleness!
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - Oh Hotaru-chan…you'd be fine anyway!
**Hotaru smiles**
Setsuna-sama - You little bitch! Where the fuck do you get off hitting on my nicely ripped, tan guy! I'm gonna kick your damn ass!
Minako - I'm so sorry Setsuna-sama! I didn't know he was yours!
**Setsuna-sama whacks Minako so hard with her Time Key that her skull cracks open**
**Everything goes quiet**
Hotaru-chan - Way to go Setsuna! You got rid of that messed up ditz!
Setsuna-sama - Yeah! WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
**Makoto runs on and drags Minako's corpse off stage**
**Ami runs in and tells them to go to a commercial**
Setsuna-sama - Commercials? Why?
Hotaru-chan - What the fuck is wrong with you? Commercials?
Ami - I'm sorry! It's…it's…not my fault!
**Hotaru gets pissed and whacks Ami over the head with one of the cameras**
**Blood rushes from Ami's face and she falls down to the floor**
Setsuna-sama - Hotaru! You killed the ugly ass geek!
Hotaru-chan - Yeah!
**Setsuna and Hotaru give a high-five**
Setsuna-sama & Hotaru-chan - BOOYAH!
**Screaming**
**Everything goes black and goes to a commercial**
**Little stars float across the screen**
**Cheap little words saying "STAR FLAKES" float around**
**Luna pops up in a little circle window**
Luna - When you want a yummy treat…
**Artemis pops up in another window**
Artemis - And don't know what to eat…
**Diana pops up in a third window**
Diana - Get some wholesome star flakes…
Luna, Artemis, & Diana - STAR FLAKES!
Luna - Get them down at your local grocery story today!
Artemis - But...wait…how do we know that they would carry Star Flakes at the grocery store?
Diana - We don't even know what they are!
Luna - Who the hell cares? We're getting paid $50 grand for this!
Artemis & Diana - Good point!
**All three disappear and the words "STAR FLAKES" flash quickly**
**Next Commercial**
**A blank white screen appears**
**Setsuna walks on from the left, Hotaru walks on from the right**
Setsuna-sama - What commercial is this again?
Hotaru-chan - I don't know…
**All of a sudden Usagi pops up in the middle of the screen**
Usagi - HIHIHIHIHIHI!
**Big bottle of Grey Poupon lands on top of her**
Hotaru-chan - Oh yeaaaaah…
Setsuna-sama - Grey Poupon…The Dijon mustard!
Hotaru-chan - It is made with white wine!
**Setsuna and Hotaru grin**
Setsuna-sama & Hotaru-chan - ALCOHOL!
**They both run into the large bottle and fall down**
**Screen blinks**
**Screaming**
**Camera goes to Hotaru…who is totally distracted by Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy's raven black hair and Setsuna who is absorbed in checking out Nicely Ripped, Tan Man's pecs**
Hotaru-chan - You're hair…oh I love it!
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - And I love you…
**Hotaru and Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy stare at each other**
Hotaru-chan - !
Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy - !
**The two start making out**
Setsuna-sama - So how many days a week do you work out?
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - All seven, Setsuna-baby!
Setsuna-sama - Wow…
**Makoto runs back on stage to tell them they're on**
Setsuna-sama - Okay…Hotaru introduce the next video…
**Hotaru is still making out with Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy**
Setsuna-sama - Hotaru…?
**Everything is quiet**
Setsuna-sama - For crying out loud! The fucking number eight video is Eminem's The Way I Am…
**Camera goes to the video**
**Eminem - The Way I Am - plays**
**Camera goes back to Hotaru and Setsuna…again**
**Hotaru and Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy are still making out**
**Setsuna is having a fight with Nicely Ripped, Tan Man**
Setsuna-sama - Get the fuck away from me you sick bastard!
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - What is your problem?
Setsuna-sama - My problem is you! You don't respect me! I challenge you to a hot contest!
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - You're on!
Setsuna-sama - Okay guys…if you think I'm hot, scream and yell as loud as you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**The screams and cheering raise the Hot-Meter to an eight**
Nicely Ripped, Tan Man - Now all you girls who think I'm hot…scream!
**Setsuna smacks her Time Key into her fist a couple times as a warning**
**The room remains quiet aside from the kissing noises from Hotaru and Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy**
Setsuna-sama - Goodbye dumbass!
**Setsuna whistles**
**Makoto rushes out and head buts Nicely Ripped, Tan Man out the window**
**Cheering**
**Setsuna takes a bunch of graceful bows**
Setsuna-sama - Now! The number seven video! Kid Rock's…COWBOY!
**Screaming**
**Camera goes to video**
**Kid Rock - Cowboy - plays**
**Camera goes back to Setsuna…since Hotaru is obviously occupied with more important matters**
Setsuna-sama - Okay! Now we'll take a request from-
**Screaming cuts off Setsuna**
**Everyone looks towards the door**
**Noah Bastian comes out**
**Setsuna gets little hearts in her eyes**
Setsuna-sama - Noah…
Noah Bastian - Hey…Setsuna, right?
**Setsuna faints**
**More screaming**
Noah Bastian - Can we get some water over here?
**Makoto and Rei run out with buckets of water…both staring at Noah**
Makoto - Here…Noah…
Rei - Yeah…h…here…
Noah Bastian - Thanks…
**Noah winks at Makoto and Rei**
**Setsuna gets up and chokes Makoto and stabs Rei**
Setsuna-sama - NO! NOAH IS MINE!
Rei - Ow…my…lung…you punctured…it…I'm dying-
**Rei dies with blood gushing out of her chest**
Makoto- Sorry…Setsuna-sama…I…I…I-
**Makoto turns complete blue and falls unconscious**
Noah Bastian - Whoa…easy tiger!
Setsuna-sama - Grrrr…
**Setsuna smiles**
**Noah smiles back**
Setsuna-sama - Number six is TLC No Scrubs…
**Camera goes to video**
**TLC - No Scrubs - plays**
**Camera goes back to the studio**
**Makoto and Rei's bodies are nowhere in sight**
**Hotaru is sitting on the floor, looking sad**
**Setsuna is flirting with Noah…this girl just doesn't know when to quit…**
Hotaru-chan - Yay…fun…yeah…
Setsuna-sama - Where'd Hot, Pale, Scrawny Guy go?
Hotaru-chan - Oh…he…had to go…
Setsuna-sama - Oh…would you mind introducing the next-
Hotaru-chan - GET OFF MY BACK!
**Large anime sweat drops on Setsuna's head**
Setsuna-sama - Okay…Noah?
Noah Bastian - Sure! The number five video for today is…WOW! IT'S THE HARDEST PART OF BREAKING UP (IS GETTING BACK YOUR STUFF) BY 2GETHER! COOL!
**Camera goes to the video**
**2gether - The Hardest Part of Breaking Up (Is Getting Back Your Stuff) - plays**
**Camera goes back to studio once more**
Setsuna-sama - Okay…we are kinda running out of time so we're gonna get to the number four video like, real quick!
Noah Bastian - Yeah! Hotaru-chan…I have a surprise for you!
Hotaru-chan - Which is?
Noah Bastian - Wait!
Setsuna-sama - Jay-Z's Big Pimpin!
**Camera goes to video**
**Jay-Z - Big Pimpin - plays**
**Setsuna and Noah are talking**
**Hotaru is staring in disbelief at the door**
**Freddie Prinze Jr. is standing in the doorway**
Hotaru-chan - Fred-Freddie…
Freddie Prinze Jr. - The number three video is one of my favorites! Outkast's Ms. Jackson! Thanks for inviting me Noah!
Noah Bastian - Yeah…sure Freddie!
Setsuna-sama - Hotaru…
Hotaru-chan - Freddie should be my King!
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Ya know…that's not a bad idea!
**Camera goes to the next video**
**Outkast - Ms. Jackson - plays**
**Camera goes back to the studio**
**Hotaru is still staring at Freddie while he talks to guests in the audience**
**Setsuna and Noah are waving out the broken window**
Setsuna-sama - Welcome back! I hope ya guys liked that song!
Noah Bastian - I did!
Setsuna-sama - Wow…me too! What a coincidence!
**Noah smiles**
Hotaru-chan - Freddie is my King!
Freddie Prinze Jr. - You bet I am!
Hotaru-chan - LaLaLaLaLaLaaaaaa!
**Freddie smiles too**
Noah & Freddie - NUMBER TWO VIDEO!
**Camera goes to video**
**Shaggy - It Wasn't Me - plays**
**Camera goes back to Hotaru & Setsuna**
**Hotaru & Setsuna are staring at the floor, which is apparently where Noah & Freddie are**
Setsuna-sama - You guys are…
Hotaru-chan - Weird…
Setsuna-sama - Yeah…
**Camera points to the floor where the two guys are laying in large puddles of Grey Poupon and Lemonade**
**Diana runs out**
Diana - COMMERCIAL BREAK!
**Screen goes blank**
**Chibi-Usa pops up on the screen even though she's already dead**
Chibi-Usa (singing) - I want chicken, I want BLOO-Liver…Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver…
**Some kitty pops up eating some Meow Mix**
Chibi-Usa - BLOOD!
Kitty - Meow!
**Chibi-Usa jumps on the kitty and the commercial is cut off by the next one**
**Next commercial starts**
**Mamoru & Usagi pop up next to each other**
Mamoru - We're selling BIG, SHINY, GREEN BOWS!
Usagi - Oooooohhhh…I WANT ONE!
Mamoru - NO…ME!
Usagi - MEMEMEMEMEMEME!
Mamoru - ME, DAMNIT!
Usagi - AAAAHHHHHHH!
**Usagi and Mamoru start clawing each other**
**The three Starlights pop up**
Fighter - Since these two are so stupid…
Healer - We're gonna take over the commercial…
Maker - Wait…Seiya, didn't you like Usagi?
Fighter - DON'T BRING THAT UP!
**Fighter attacks Maker**
**Healer watches quietly**
Healer - Ummm…you guys…
Fighter & Maker - STAY OUT OF IT, YATEN!
**Healer whimpers and the commercial ends**
**Screaming**
**Camera scans outside the studio**
**Camera goes to Hotaru & Setsuna…yet again**
Setsuna-sama - And now our number one video since I have tons of things I need to be doing right now…
Hotaru-chan - Me too…we still haven't had our damn pool party!
Noah Bastian - Pool party! I wanna come!
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Me too!
**Camera goes to video**
**Dream - He Luvs You Not - plays**
**Camera goes to studio, Setsuna-sama is sitting on a stool and Hotaru is beating Diana over and over with her Glaive**
Setsuna-sama - That's the end of this dumbass show!
Hotaru-chan - I AM **bang!** YOUR QUEEN! I WILL **bang!** RULE!
Diana - Sorry…**whack** Hotaru **whack** !
**Diana's head splits and everyone is sile-er quiet…**
Noah Bastian - Bye!
**Setsuna and Hotaru smile**
**Setsuna brings out her Time Key and Hotaru holds up her Glaive**
Setsuna & Hotaru - Bye!
**WHAM!**