**Open crap does it's stupid stuff**
Setsuna-sama - Hi…uh…people.
Hotaru-chan - Yeah, today we're going to be playing, THE WEAKEST LINK!
Setsuna-sama - Like we can't already guess who'll win this show…
Hotaru-chan - Oh well…anyway! Our contests are-
Setsuna-sama - Kakyuu Hime, Seiya Kou, Yaten Kou, Taiki Kou, Chibi Chibi, and that's all cause…well, Hotaru and I killed everyone else.
Hotaru-chan - **anime sweat drop** heh heh…
Setsuna-sama - Well, I'll ask the questions, and whoever is voted off will die by Hotaru's lovely little Glaive!
Hotaru-chan - BWAHAHAHAHA!
Setsuna-sama - Okay, so let's play…THE WEAKEST LINK!
**Kakyuu, Seiya, Yaten, Taiki, and Chibi Chibi take their places**
Setsuna-sama - Okay, we're gonna skip all that crap about who you are and what you do since, obviously, none of you are better than Hotaru or I. You can earn up to some really low amount of money in this round if you bank without me screaming, "Conditioner!"
Hotaru-chan - Conditioner? Uh…why?
Setsuna-sama - No…just…oh hush up Hotaru…**anime sweat drop** Okay, first question goes to Kakyuu. How many dimples are on a golf ball?
Kakyuu Hime - Oh…ummm…er…I'd like to phone a friend!
Setsuna-sama - No, that's not the answer you dumbass! AND THIS IS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE, SO TAKE YOU STUPID ATTITUDE AND SHUT UP! Seiya, what kind of jelly does not melt in hot tea? Mint Jelly or Grape Jelly?
Seiya Kou - Grape…mint isn't a type of jelly.
Setsuna-sama - Smartass…er…shut up. Yaten, what was the original color of coca-cola?
Yaten Kou - Deep royal very dark minky kinky black?
Setsuna-sama - That's a very nice color, but no, sadly, you're a fucking idiot. It's green! Taiki, what is the only English word that ends in "mt"?
Taiki Kou - Dreamt.
Setsuna-sama - Yeah…whatever. Chibi Chibi, what is your name?
Chibi Chibi - CHIBI CHIBI!
Setsuna-sama - Dude, this kid is smarter than Kakyuu and Yaten the dumbasses…ok, now vote off the weakest, most idiotic person you can think of.
**They all write down their choice**
Setsuna-sama - Okay, commercial break so I can get some Tylenol.
**Screen cuts for commercial**
**Screen opens with Makoto (before she died) and Chibi Chibi**
Makoto - This is a commercial for rubber duckies!
Chibi Chibi - Chibi Chibi!
Makoto - Yeah! They are all so yellow and squeaky!
Chibi Chibi - Bl-Chibi Chibi!
Makoto - And they have funny orange beaks!
Chibi Chibi - Blood-Chibi Chibi!
Makoto - Uh…sure…and they are all named Mr. Rolly!
Chibi Chibi - Blood…
**Chibi Chibi pounces on top of Makoto and bits into her neck**
**Screen quickly cuts to next commercial**
**The words 'Champagne Cork' appear**
**Setsuna-sama and Rei pop up**
Rei - What the fuck?
**Setsuna-sama pops the cork into Rei's mouth**
Setsuna-sama - Enough said.
**Commercial ends and we got back to the show**
Setsuna-sama - Okay! Now let's look at the votes.
Kakyuu Hime - Yaten.
Seiya Kou - Chibi Chibi.
Yaten Kou - Yaten…no…I mean! Oh shit!
Hotaru-chan - Oh shit indeed dumbass, you just voted for yourself!
Taiki Kou - Yaten.
Chibi Chibi - Chib-Yaten.
Setsuna-sama - I'm not gonna ask you why you voted for Yaten, cause he's a dumbass and everyone knows that. So get your ass out of here you stupid reject!
**Yaten crys as Hotaru-chan zaps him into oblivion with her Silence Glaive**
Setsuna-sama - Thanks oh mighty Queen!
Hotaru-chan - No prob.
Setsuna-sama - Okay, next round! Kakyuu, what is a jiffy?
Kakyuu Hime - PEANUT BUTTER!
Setsuna-sama - No, it is a unit of time. Seiya, what is the longest word you can type with your left hand?
Seiya Kou - Rats?
Setsuna-sama - No moron, it's stewardess. Taiki, when is nutmeg poisonous?
Taiki Kou - When it is injected intravenously.
Setsuna-sama - **anime sweat drop** Chibi Chibi, what is half your name?
Chibi Chibi - Chibi?
Setsuna-sama - Yeah, okay, vote the next dumbass off so I don't have to hear them anymore.
Kakyuu Hime - Seiya.
Seiya Kou - Chibi Chibi.
Taiki Kou - I'm sorry, but Kakyuu.
Chibi Chibi - Kak…Kakyuu.
Setsuna-sama - I don't care if you're a fucking princess, get your damn ass over to the QUEEN!
Hotaru-chan - Heh heh…**grins evilly**
**Kakyuu disappears quickly as Hotaru-chan laughs**
Setsuna-sama - Next round! Seiya, how fast does Heinz ketchup leave the bottle?
Seiya Kou - 1000 seconds per hour…oh…no…I mean…oh…DAMNIT!
Setsuna-sama - Ha…stupid, it's 25 miles per year. Taiki, what is a food that is an ingredient of dynamite?
Taiki Kou - Peanuts.
Setsuna-sama - Go screw a fork. Chibi Chibi, what is the brattiest little bitch's name that we killed awhile ago?
Chibi Chibi - Chibi?
Setsuna-sama - Yeah. Okay, vote again.
**Setsuna-sama now has a person giving her a manicure and Hotaru-chan is eating a brown lemons and examining some starflakes**
Seiya Kou - Chibi Chibi.
Hotaru-chan - WHY IN HELL DO YOU KEEP VOTING FOR THE ONLY SMART PERSON ON THIS DAMN TEAM!
Seiya Kou - I-er-I…umm…
Hotaru-chan - THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
**Seiya disappears in a cloud of smoke**
Setsuna-sama - I guess we don't have to vote anymore…commercial!
**Screen cuts to commercial**
**Hotaru-chan pops up**
Hotaru-chan - When the elections come…vote for me to be your superior, great, wonderful, insane, queen. OR ELSE!
**Hotaru-chan blows up a bunch of stuff**
**Screen goes to next commercial**
**The dead Mamoru pops up**
Mamoru - This is a commercial for VIAGRA!
Little voice - Yeah, Mamoru can't get off without it!
Mamoru - Hey…shut up!
Little voice - And besides his 'thing' is soooo puny, no one will do it with him so he has to use a stuffed animal!
Mamoru - What? I-no!
Little voice - And HE HAS A CRUSH ON LUNA!
Mamoru - Hey! THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL!
**Little voice laughs and screen goes back to show**
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan are laughing uncontrollably from the commercial**
Setsuna-sama - Ah…okay…**wipes a tear from laughing so hard** Next…round. Taiki, how long can snails sleep?
Taiki Kou - Three years.
Setsuna-sama - Shut up. Chibi Chibi, what is the Japanese word for 'little'?
Chibi Chibi - Chibi?
Setsuna-sama - Uh huh. Well. Fuck you guys, HOTARU WINS CAUSE SHE BLEW UP ALL THE DUMBASSES!
Chibi Chibi - Blood…Chibi?
**Chibi Chibi's eyes glow**
Chibi Chibi - BLOOD!
**Chibi Chibi pounces on Setsuna-sama**
Setsuna-sama - GET THE FUCK OFF!
**Hotaru-chan blows up Chibi Chibi**
Setsuna-sama - Thanks…come on…I'll go buy ya lunch Hotaru!
Hotaru-chan - Okay!
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan leave**
Taiki Kou - Well…you know that was so not fair. I mean, I won, cause I'm a genius here. Okay, I win, and they just cheated and let Hotaru win? I mean, come on there's something wrong with this…
**The whole building blows up as Hotaru-chan and Setsuna-sama walk away**
**Screen goes black as it is hit with Taiki's body**
((MR. ROLLY IS SOLE PROPERTY OF SPECY!))
Setsuna-sama - Hi…uh…people.
Hotaru-chan - Yeah, today we're going to be playing, THE WEAKEST LINK!
Setsuna-sama - Like we can't already guess who'll win this show…
Hotaru-chan - Oh well…anyway! Our contests are-
Setsuna-sama - Kakyuu Hime, Seiya Kou, Yaten Kou, Taiki Kou, Chibi Chibi, and that's all cause…well, Hotaru and I killed everyone else.
Hotaru-chan - **anime sweat drop** heh heh…
Setsuna-sama - Well, I'll ask the questions, and whoever is voted off will die by Hotaru's lovely little Glaive!
Hotaru-chan - BWAHAHAHAHA!
Setsuna-sama - Okay, so let's play…THE WEAKEST LINK!
**Kakyuu, Seiya, Yaten, Taiki, and Chibi Chibi take their places**
Setsuna-sama - Okay, we're gonna skip all that crap about who you are and what you do since, obviously, none of you are better than Hotaru or I. You can earn up to some really low amount of money in this round if you bank without me screaming, "Conditioner!"
Hotaru-chan - Conditioner? Uh…why?
Setsuna-sama - No…just…oh hush up Hotaru…**anime sweat drop** Okay, first question goes to Kakyuu. How many dimples are on a golf ball?
Kakyuu Hime - Oh…ummm…er…I'd like to phone a friend!
Setsuna-sama - No, that's not the answer you dumbass! AND THIS IS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE, SO TAKE YOU STUPID ATTITUDE AND SHUT UP! Seiya, what kind of jelly does not melt in hot tea? Mint Jelly or Grape Jelly?
Seiya Kou - Grape…mint isn't a type of jelly.
Setsuna-sama - Smartass…er…shut up. Yaten, what was the original color of coca-cola?
Yaten Kou - Deep royal very dark minky kinky black?
Setsuna-sama - That's a very nice color, but no, sadly, you're a fucking idiot. It's green! Taiki, what is the only English word that ends in "mt"?
Taiki Kou - Dreamt.
Setsuna-sama - Yeah…whatever. Chibi Chibi, what is your name?
Chibi Chibi - CHIBI CHIBI!
Setsuna-sama - Dude, this kid is smarter than Kakyuu and Yaten the dumbasses…ok, now vote off the weakest, most idiotic person you can think of.
**They all write down their choice**
Setsuna-sama - Okay, commercial break so I can get some Tylenol.
**Screen cuts for commercial**
**Screen opens with Makoto (before she died) and Chibi Chibi**
Makoto - This is a commercial for rubber duckies!
Chibi Chibi - Chibi Chibi!
Makoto - Yeah! They are all so yellow and squeaky!
Chibi Chibi - Bl-Chibi Chibi!
Makoto - And they have funny orange beaks!
Chibi Chibi - Blood-Chibi Chibi!
Makoto - Uh…sure…and they are all named Mr. Rolly!
Chibi Chibi - Blood…
**Chibi Chibi pounces on top of Makoto and bits into her neck**
**Screen quickly cuts to next commercial**
**The words 'Champagne Cork' appear**
**Setsuna-sama and Rei pop up**
Rei - What the fuck?
**Setsuna-sama pops the cork into Rei's mouth**
Setsuna-sama - Enough said.
**Commercial ends and we got back to the show**
Setsuna-sama - Okay! Now let's look at the votes.
Kakyuu Hime - Yaten.
Seiya Kou - Chibi Chibi.
Yaten Kou - Yaten…no…I mean! Oh shit!
Hotaru-chan - Oh shit indeed dumbass, you just voted for yourself!
Taiki Kou - Yaten.
Chibi Chibi - Chib-Yaten.
Setsuna-sama - I'm not gonna ask you why you voted for Yaten, cause he's a dumbass and everyone knows that. So get your ass out of here you stupid reject!
**Yaten crys as Hotaru-chan zaps him into oblivion with her Silence Glaive**
Setsuna-sama - Thanks oh mighty Queen!
Hotaru-chan - No prob.
Setsuna-sama - Okay, next round! Kakyuu, what is a jiffy?
Kakyuu Hime - PEANUT BUTTER!
Setsuna-sama - No, it is a unit of time. Seiya, what is the longest word you can type with your left hand?
Seiya Kou - Rats?
Setsuna-sama - No moron, it's stewardess. Taiki, when is nutmeg poisonous?
Taiki Kou - When it is injected intravenously.
Setsuna-sama - **anime sweat drop** Chibi Chibi, what is half your name?
Chibi Chibi - Chibi?
Setsuna-sama - Yeah, okay, vote the next dumbass off so I don't have to hear them anymore.
Kakyuu Hime - Seiya.
Seiya Kou - Chibi Chibi.
Taiki Kou - I'm sorry, but Kakyuu.
Chibi Chibi - Kak…Kakyuu.
Setsuna-sama - I don't care if you're a fucking princess, get your damn ass over to the QUEEN!
Hotaru-chan - Heh heh…**grins evilly**
**Kakyuu disappears quickly as Hotaru-chan laughs**
Setsuna-sama - Next round! Seiya, how fast does Heinz ketchup leave the bottle?
Seiya Kou - 1000 seconds per hour…oh…no…I mean…oh…DAMNIT!
Setsuna-sama - Ha…stupid, it's 25 miles per year. Taiki, what is a food that is an ingredient of dynamite?
Taiki Kou - Peanuts.
Setsuna-sama - Go screw a fork. Chibi Chibi, what is the brattiest little bitch's name that we killed awhile ago?
Chibi Chibi - Chibi?
Setsuna-sama - Yeah. Okay, vote again.
**Setsuna-sama now has a person giving her a manicure and Hotaru-chan is eating a brown lemons and examining some starflakes**
Seiya Kou - Chibi Chibi.
Hotaru-chan - WHY IN HELL DO YOU KEEP VOTING FOR THE ONLY SMART PERSON ON THIS DAMN TEAM!
Seiya Kou - I-er-I…umm…
Hotaru-chan - THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
**Seiya disappears in a cloud of smoke**
Setsuna-sama - I guess we don't have to vote anymore…commercial!
**Screen cuts to commercial**
**Hotaru-chan pops up**
Hotaru-chan - When the elections come…vote for me to be your superior, great, wonderful, insane, queen. OR ELSE!
**Hotaru-chan blows up a bunch of stuff**
**Screen goes to next commercial**
**The dead Mamoru pops up**
Mamoru - This is a commercial for VIAGRA!
Little voice - Yeah, Mamoru can't get off without it!
Mamoru - Hey…shut up!
Little voice - And besides his 'thing' is soooo puny, no one will do it with him so he has to use a stuffed animal!
Mamoru - What? I-no!
Little voice - And HE HAS A CRUSH ON LUNA!
Mamoru - Hey! THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL!
**Little voice laughs and screen goes back to show**
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan are laughing uncontrollably from the commercial**
Setsuna-sama - Ah…okay…**wipes a tear from laughing so hard** Next…round. Taiki, how long can snails sleep?
Taiki Kou - Three years.
Setsuna-sama - Shut up. Chibi Chibi, what is the Japanese word for 'little'?
Chibi Chibi - Chibi?
Setsuna-sama - Uh huh. Well. Fuck you guys, HOTARU WINS CAUSE SHE BLEW UP ALL THE DUMBASSES!
Chibi Chibi - Blood…Chibi?
**Chibi Chibi's eyes glow**
Chibi Chibi - BLOOD!
**Chibi Chibi pounces on Setsuna-sama**
Setsuna-sama - GET THE FUCK OFF!
**Hotaru-chan blows up Chibi Chibi**
Setsuna-sama - Thanks…come on…I'll go buy ya lunch Hotaru!
Hotaru-chan - Okay!
**Setsuna-sama and Hotaru-chan leave**
Taiki Kou - Well…you know that was so not fair. I mean, I won, cause I'm a genius here. Okay, I win, and they just cheated and let Hotaru win? I mean, come on there's something wrong with this…
**The whole building blows up as Hotaru-chan and Setsuna-sama walk away**
**Screen goes black as it is hit with Taiki's body**
((MR. ROLLY IS SOLE PROPERTY OF SPECY!))