**Camera pans to center on Relena Peacecraft, who on a stage, speaking to
the Audience about peace and all that crap. Heero Yuy is hiding behind a
curtain above the stage, watching. This story picks up at the end of Gundam
Wing: Endless Waltz. Hotaru and Setsuna, who are looking gorgeous (As
usual!), are standing just off stage...**
Relena - We need to now maintain the peace! Marimaya's Army, who was trying to take over our world, has been eliminated!
Hotaru - **says in an sinister tone** It was so nice of you to get rid of that kid, and make way for me, Relena, really, I owe you one.
**Hotaru and Setsuna are suddenly standing next to Relena**
Setsuna - Yeah, were do owe her one, don't we? **smacks Relena with her Time Key, Relena passes out, and falls to the floor, an Inner Senshi runs in, and drags Relena off the stage**
Hotaru - I am the Universe's Queen now! I thank you all for coming to my coronation...its very kind of you... **evil grin** Setsuna - Bow to your Queen! **Crickets chirp and the audience doesn't move** Setsuna - I SAID BOW, DAMNIT! **No change** Hotaru - LISTEN TO THE ROYAL ADVISOR! **No change** **Setsuna jumps down off the stage, grabs a person in the front, and drags them back up onto the stage. Then she pulls out a gun** Setsuna - Bow right now, or this kid gets some lead in the head. **Random people start bowing, which makes other follow suit. Eventually the whole audience is bowing, and Setsuna looks pleased with herself. Then she sees whom she grabbed and grins** Setsuna - You can take it from here, Hotaru. **Setsuna runs off the stage, dragging Vin Diesel behind her** Hotaru - Ummm.thanks. I would just like to say that I don't care if you don't like me. I'm ruling you all anyway. You don't get a choice; this isn't a damn democracy. It's a monarchy.or more like, a Hotaruarchy. Since I will live forever and the ruler will never change. Hotaru - **she speaks sweetly, but just plain evil taints it** I'm sorry to spoil your little dreams of peace, and democracy...but, as you can see, little things like that just don't survive in the real world. There is always one that is stronger than the others, and that one person is chosen to lead, and to rule. And, in case you didn't know, I'm that one...Why you ask?
**Crickets...people are too stunned to ask why**
Hotaru - BECAUSE I CAN DESTROY THE WORLD, THATS WHY! MUAHAHAHA!
**Makoto runs onto the stage, and begs the Queen to calm down, she then turns to explain to the audience**
Makoto - Just an update for you all, Hotaru is the Solider of Destruction, and the Firefly of Death, and she's the most powerful Senshi...that's why she's so special!
Audience member - Hotaru and Setsuna killed all the other Senshi!
*Hotaru pushed Makoto off the stage, and answers**
Hotaru - Yeah, we did, except the other outers! But then I realized I needed them to take over your little world, so Setsuna went back in time, and erased all the killing, heh...BACK TO MY CORONATION!
**The ceremony continues, Hotaru is proclaimed Queen of the Universe, Setsuna is off somewhere with that Diesel guy, and The 5 Gundam-W guys are being called together** Dr. J - You all need to try and kill this Hotaru person. Wufei - Why? Dr. J - Because. Wufei - Because why? **Dr. J and the other pilots look at Wufei angrily** Heero - Shut up. Wufei - Why? **Trowa takes out his flute and whacks Wufei on the head** Duo - When? Dr. J - Now. All - Okay. **The pilots, excluding the unconscious Wufei, take off in their Gundams to catch Hotaru before she can return home. They arrive just as Setsuna and Hotaru are pulling into the Royal Palace's driveway** Quatre - Stop right there! Hotaru - Eh? Setsuna - Who the hell. Hotaru - Are you robots or guys? If you're guys come on down. Setsuna - Yeah! Come on down and wink. I'll do the rest. **The two girls fall over laughing hysterically** **All the Gundam boys look very confused**
Duo - We're here to stop your reign of the world Hotaru! I'm the God of Death, and were gonna take you two, and violence along with us to Hell!
Hotaru - God of Death, you say?
Duo - Yeah!
Hotaru - Oooo, well, Shinigami, you need to come down here and pay your Firefly a visit!
**Confused look on Duo's face**
Setsuna - She's the Soldier of Destruction, and the Firefly of Death, she could also be referred to as the Goddess of Death, however...
**Duo's face suddenly lights up**
Duo - Heh heh, well now...I don't see what's so bad about you ruling the world... **Setsuna, Trowa, and Heero all roll their eyes** Setsuna - **taps her foot** I'm still waiting. Hotaru - Yeah.come down here! Duo - Okay! Heero - Hey wait. **Duo jumps out of Deathscythe and the rest of the Gundams bang their heads on their controls in annoyance** Setsuna - You guys wanna come play? Maybe some sex and pizza? Trowa - **cool and frustrated** I don't like pizza. Setsuna - Neither do I. Maybe just some sex then. **Heero and Trowa raise their eyebrows** Heero - This is not turning out right. Trowa - You're telling me. Quatre - Hey.do you have any water? I'm thirsty. Hotaru - So's Setsuna. **Setsuna laughs nervously and shakes her head** Trowa - Oh brother. Setsuna - Try 'Oh Sets'. It sounds better. Quatre - What? Hotaru - Heh.nevermind her. Hey, what's your name, Shinigami? Duo - Duo. Hotaru - I like Shinigami better. Duo - Yeah...me too...
**Suddenly out of nowhere, Wufei comes, piloting Nataku, rampaging over to where all the Gundams, and the New Queen and her Advisor are***
Wufei - I WILL KILL YOU!
Setsuna - Ooooookay...
Wufei - YOU ARE WEAK!
Hotaru - Me?
Wufei - YES!
Hotaru - You talkin' to me?
Wufei - YES! DUH!
Hotaru - You coming by my house, stomping on my flowers, callin' me weak? And you dare to be talkin' to me?
Setsuna - Hey, that's a new way of talking Hotaru...
Wufei - I already said YES! YOU ARE WEAK! I WILL KILL YOU!
Setsuna - Whoa buddy!
Hotaru - Ok, I can already tell, we aren't going to get along with this guy... Setsuna - Certainly not. Heero - Wufei, will you shut the hell up? Trowa - Yeah. Duo - You're cramping our style. **Quatre jumps out of his Gundam and hides behind Setsuna. She looks back at him and then towards Heero and Trowa in their Gundams** Setsuna - Is this kid for real? Trowa - Sadly. Wufei - I WILL KILL YOU ALL! INCLUDING HEERO! HAHAHAHA **All of a sudden Heavyarms erupts into gunfire** **Quatre, Duo, Setsuna, and Hotaru all stare in awe** Setsuna - Hello my new best friend. Hotaru - Guns. Duo - Death. Hotaru and Duo - Oooooooooo. Quatre - Ouch.that must've hurt. Heero - Just a bit. Trowa - Well.now that I've wasted all my ammo on him, I suppose I'll come down. **Trowa hops out of his Gundam and Setsuna almost falls over, but Quatre catches her like a little innocent gentleman** Trowa - What's with her? Hotaru - **giggles** Ummm.let's just say she has a certain.weakness.and. Setsuna - I love you. **Everyone stops talking and moving and everything. Trowa looks at Setsuna uncertainly, who is staring back with hearts in her eyes** Trowa - Uh. Hotaru - SETS! Setsuna - Hmmm? Hotaru - Get a grip. Setsuna - With pleasure. **Setsuna latches herself onto Trowa's arm** Hotaru - -_-; Not what I meant. Duo - So, why did you two feel like you had to take over the world?
Setsuna - We were bored one day.
Hotaru - It sounded fun!
Setsuna - And Hotaru is the perfect ruler.
Hotaru - And Setsuna is the perfect advisor...
Setsuna and Hotaru - Thus, the world's newest ruler and her lovely and talented advisor!
**Giggles from both**
Heero - Well now.
Setsuna and Hotaru - WATER!
Hotaru - CITY!
Setsuna - WATER!
**Both go into hysteria**
**All the Gundam boys get a sweatdrop, and look annoyed**
Trowa - **grumbles to Heero** These are the two that are supposed to rule the universe?
Heero - This will be interesting...
Setsuna - **still giggling, hugs Trowa's arm again** Do you sleep on your stomach?
Trowa - **tenses up at Setsuna's sudden "unwanted physical contact". He only moves his eyes, and responds in his classic, cold, mysterious tone** No...
Setsuna - Then can I?!?!
Quatre - I don't get it.
Hotaru - Oh my...
Duo - **says to Hotaru quietly** Heh...he's innocent all right...
**Suddenly Heero pulls out a gun and points it at Hotaru**
Heero - Ok, this has been amusing...but say goodbye!
Duo - **chuckles to himself** I've heard that before... Hotaru - Now just a second there.why are you going to kill me? Trowa - Didn't we answer that already? **Setsuna and Hotaru both think about this** Setsuna - Nooooo. Hotaru - I don't believe so. Duo - Oh! Well, it's because you can't rule the universe. Hotaru - Who says? Quatre - Ummm. Duo - You know, I have no idea. Setsuna - Well! Now that that's settled, let's all go inside and have some piña coladas. Trowa - No. Setsuna - Please? Trowa - No. Setsuna - I'll let go of your arm, if we do. Trowa - Let's go then! **Setsuna grins and lets go of Trowa's arm. Then she holds on to it again** Setsuna - I never said for how long. Hotaru - Well, Shinigami, what do you say? Duo - Actually I prefer gin. Hotaru - We have that too. I mean, I'm the Queen of the Universe; I get my own private mini bar! Duo - Really. Hotaru - Yep! Being the Ruler of the Universe sure is fun, heehehee!
Trowa - Heero, will you please get Setsuna off of me?
Heero - **points gun at Setsuna** Say goodbye...
Hotaru - Ok, that's getting really old...
**Hotaru's glaive suddenly appears, and she blasts the gun into oblivion**
Heero - Hey!
Quatre - I don't like all this violence! Lets all be friends!
**Setsuna grabs Trowa's arm again**
Setsuna - Yes! Lets be friends...
**Hotaru looks up to Deathscythe with hearts in her eyes**
Hotaru - Boy I love that Gundam...
Duo - Heh, I know, I love it too...Hey! You wanna go for a ride in Deathscythe?
Hotaru - **jumps up and down excitedly** Yeah! Yeah!
**Duo and Hotaru get in Deathscythe, and Trowa, Quatre, Heero, and Setsuna are on the ground**
*Crickets*
Quatre - What a lovely day! It always nice to go for a spin in Sandrock.
**Crickets**
Quatre - Oooooookayyy...
**uncomfortable SILENCE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHAHAHAAHA!** Setsuna - Alcohol. Trowa and Heero - Yeah. **The three go into the palace to get some drinks** Quatre - Hey.is Wufei okay? **Deathscythe takes off with Hotaru and Duo** Quatre - Ummm.guys? **Crickets** Quatre - There's a lot of crickets around here.Hotaru might want to get an exterminator or something. **All of a sudden Nataku crashes into the ground** **Quatre screams and runs inside and crashes into Setsuna. Setsuna looses her balance and falls into Trowa** Setsuna - Do you mind if I invade your personal space? Trowa - Yes. Setsuna - Okay, well.can you help me find my puppy? Trowa - Where'd it go? Setsuna - Into my bedroom. **Heero and Trowa get sweatdrops and Quatre starts jumping up and down** Quatre - Puppies are cute! **Now Setsuna gets a sweatdrop too** Setsuna - Hand me that bottle. **Heero gives Setsuna the bottle of rum. She puts it in a glass with ice** **Setsuna then goes into the den where she sits down on the sofa and starts to drink the rum. Not knowing what to do, the three other guys follow her. Quatre sits down on one side of her and Heero on the other. Trowa keeps a safe distance over on the other side of the room** Heero - I think I'll kill you now. **Heero taps Setsuna on the shoulder because she is paying no attention to him. He doesn't realize that she has already become drunk and she falls into the coffee table, hits her head, passes out on the floor and starts bleeding** Quatre - Oh dear! Heero - Well.close to killing. Trowa - Heh. Quatre - Get some ice! Heero - She used it all in her drink. Trowa - And her Highness is back. Quatre - Uh oh. **Meanwhile, in Deathscythe.** Hotaru - OoOoO!!! This is so fun! I want a Gundam, have all this POOOOWEERRR! Duo - **Raises eyebrow** You want MORE power? Hotaru - Why not? Duo - Heh heh, you're my kind of girl! Hotaru - What does this button do? **She pushes a big blue button** **All of a sudden one of the bushes near the palace gets trimmed.majorly** Hotaru - Oops...hehe! Duo - Now try this one. **Duo and Hotaru go to press the same button and their hands meet** Duo - Heh. Hotaru - Ah.what the hell. **Hotaru grabs Duo and starts making out with him. As they end, about five minutes later, Duo leans back in his chair with a huge grin. Hotaru pulls out a compact and reapplies her lipstick** Duo - Let's try that again! **Duo moves in for a kiss and Hotaru puts her hand over his mouth** Hotaru - First we need to go see if that one kid has died. Sets can get awfully mad if anyone tries that kind of shit on her. Duo - What if it was Trowa? Hotaru - Well. **Hotaru and Duo hop down out of the Gundam and walk into the palace. There they see Quatre and Trowa sitting on the couch with Setsuna seeming asleep in between them with a large hat on. Heero was standing, looking out a nearby window.** Duo - What happened to her? Trowa - She was tired. Hotaru - Hardly. Setsuna never gets tired. Unless she passes out. But that's a different story. Anyone hungry? Quatre - I am! How about some pizza? **At this Setsuna's head sprang up from leaning back and her eyes opened wide.** Setsuna - PIZZA MAN! Hotaru - HE DELIEVERS! Setsuna - Okay, Trowa. Go get a pizza. Trowa - Why me? Hotaru - Because she says so. Heero - And you'll get away from her. Trowa - Later. **Trowa leaves and you hear the limo pulling away** **Setsuna whispers something to Hotaru and Hotaru nods, grinning evilly** Hotaru - Okay, I'm going to need Quatre and Heero to go into the kitchen and get out plates and cups and that sort of thing. Duo, if you would care to follow me upstairs. Duo - SURE! **Everyone except Setsuna leaves the room. Setsuna starts running about the place like crazy, grabbing candles, stones, and incense. She spreads all this around the room and turns the lights off. Then she pulls out a glass and a bottle and pours some of the reddish liquid into the glass.** Setsuna - Heh. **Trowa arrives back with a pizza in hand and Setsuna leads him into the room with the candles and such.** Trowa - Why is it so dark in here? And what's that smell? Setsuna - Oh, nothing. Why don't you sit down and have a drink? You look tired. Trowa - Well.okay. **Trowa drinks some of the liquid and starts getting sleepy. Then he turns to Setsuna.** Trowa - You're pretty. **Setsuna grins and cuddles up next to Trowa. Suddenly Quatre comes in asking a question.** Quatre - What kind of pop.hey? Setsuna - Ah, Quatre. So nice to see you. **angry glare** Quatre - I.um. **Suddenly Heero comes in and looks at Setsuna like a crazy man.** Heero - How did you manage to do that?!?!? Setsuna - What? This? **Setsuna motions to Trowa who was now almost asleep** Simple. Heero - Grrr. Setsuna - Don't growl. That's Hotaru's thing. **Quatre and Heero stand speechlessly as Duo and Hotaru come in, looking a bit disheveled.** Duo - How's the party? Hotaru - Well I think Sets is having a good time. Setsuna - And I think we should take this time to sing a little tune for the boys, Hotaru-chan. Hotaru - Right! **Hotaru runs over to the stereo and fools around with it for a bit to put it on the right CD and song while Setsuna prepares a quick stage for them and sits the other three boys down.** Setsuna - There was a time-I don't know when, I didn't have much time for men. But this is now-and that was then, I'm learning! Hotaru - A girl alone-all on her own, must try to have a heart of stone. So I try not to make it known, my yearning! I try to show I have no need- Setsuna - I really do-I don't succeed. Both - So let's bring on the men, and let the fun begin. A little touch of sin, why wait another minute? Step this way, it's time for us to play. So lets waste no more time, bring on the men! Hotaru - I always knew-I always said, that silk and lace-in black and red, will drive a man right out of his head. It's easy! **Hotaru disappears behind a Japanese screen quickly** Setsuna - So many men, so little time. I want 'em all-is that a crime? Trowa (sleepily) - No! Setsuna - I don't know why they say that I'm too easy! **Hotaru pops out from behind the screen, now wearing a low cut, short, red silk dress with black lace.** Hotaru - They make me laugh-they make me cry. Setsuna - They make me sick. Both - So God knows why.we say bring on the men, and let the fun begin. A little touch of sin, why wait another minute? Step this way, it's time for us to play. So lets waste no more time, bring on the men! Hotaru - They break your heart. Setsuna - They steal your soul. Hotaru - Take you apart, and yet they somehow make you whole. Setsuna - So what's their game? Hotaru - I s'pose a rose by any other name, the perfume and the pricks the same! Setsuna - I like to have a man, for breakfast each day. Hotaru - I'm very social, and I like it that way. **Hotaru winks at Duo, who grins** Setsuna - By late mid-morning, I need something to munch.so I ask over, two men for lunch! Hotaru - And men are mad, about my afternoon teas.they're quite informal, I just do it to please! Setsuna - Those triple sandwiches, are my favorite ones. I'm also very partial. Both - To buns! Hotaru - My healthy appetite gets strongest at night. Setsuna - My at-home dinners are my men-friends' delight. Hotaru - When I invite the fellers, over to dine. Setsuna - They all come early. Both - An' we're in bed by nine! So let's bring on the men, and let the fun begin. A little touch of sin, why wait another minute? Step this way, it's time for us to play. So lets waste no more time, bring on the men! Big men, small men, short men, tall men, I guess that almost means ALL men! I'm a player, as long as they are men! **All the boys except Heero clap, Duo and Trowa drooling and Quatre merely delighted.** Hotaru - I know.I'm wonderful. Setsuna - Well. Anyway.we quite honestly better send you boys off. **Setsuna ushers Quatre and Heero out of the palace, returning a minute or so later to see Hotaru already on Duo's lap.** Setsuna - I guess I expected that. Trowa - Sets? May I call you Sets? Setsuna - Of course! Trowa - Could you maybe show me your room? **hic** **Setsuna looks to Hotaru, who winks, and the four head upstairs into the two girls' bedrooms. The door shuts in the cameras face and here ends the fic.**
Relena - We need to now maintain the peace! Marimaya's Army, who was trying to take over our world, has been eliminated!
Hotaru - **says in an sinister tone** It was so nice of you to get rid of that kid, and make way for me, Relena, really, I owe you one.
**Hotaru and Setsuna are suddenly standing next to Relena**
Setsuna - Yeah, were do owe her one, don't we? **smacks Relena with her Time Key, Relena passes out, and falls to the floor, an Inner Senshi runs in, and drags Relena off the stage**
Hotaru - I am the Universe's Queen now! I thank you all for coming to my coronation...its very kind of you... **evil grin** Setsuna - Bow to your Queen! **Crickets chirp and the audience doesn't move** Setsuna - I SAID BOW, DAMNIT! **No change** Hotaru - LISTEN TO THE ROYAL ADVISOR! **No change** **Setsuna jumps down off the stage, grabs a person in the front, and drags them back up onto the stage. Then she pulls out a gun** Setsuna - Bow right now, or this kid gets some lead in the head. **Random people start bowing, which makes other follow suit. Eventually the whole audience is bowing, and Setsuna looks pleased with herself. Then she sees whom she grabbed and grins** Setsuna - You can take it from here, Hotaru. **Setsuna runs off the stage, dragging Vin Diesel behind her** Hotaru - Ummm.thanks. I would just like to say that I don't care if you don't like me. I'm ruling you all anyway. You don't get a choice; this isn't a damn democracy. It's a monarchy.or more like, a Hotaruarchy. Since I will live forever and the ruler will never change. Hotaru - **she speaks sweetly, but just plain evil taints it** I'm sorry to spoil your little dreams of peace, and democracy...but, as you can see, little things like that just don't survive in the real world. There is always one that is stronger than the others, and that one person is chosen to lead, and to rule. And, in case you didn't know, I'm that one...Why you ask?
**Crickets...people are too stunned to ask why**
Hotaru - BECAUSE I CAN DESTROY THE WORLD, THATS WHY! MUAHAHAHA!
**Makoto runs onto the stage, and begs the Queen to calm down, she then turns to explain to the audience**
Makoto - Just an update for you all, Hotaru is the Solider of Destruction, and the Firefly of Death, and she's the most powerful Senshi...that's why she's so special!
Audience member - Hotaru and Setsuna killed all the other Senshi!
*Hotaru pushed Makoto off the stage, and answers**
Hotaru - Yeah, we did, except the other outers! But then I realized I needed them to take over your little world, so Setsuna went back in time, and erased all the killing, heh...BACK TO MY CORONATION!
**The ceremony continues, Hotaru is proclaimed Queen of the Universe, Setsuna is off somewhere with that Diesel guy, and The 5 Gundam-W guys are being called together** Dr. J - You all need to try and kill this Hotaru person. Wufei - Why? Dr. J - Because. Wufei - Because why? **Dr. J and the other pilots look at Wufei angrily** Heero - Shut up. Wufei - Why? **Trowa takes out his flute and whacks Wufei on the head** Duo - When? Dr. J - Now. All - Okay. **The pilots, excluding the unconscious Wufei, take off in their Gundams to catch Hotaru before she can return home. They arrive just as Setsuna and Hotaru are pulling into the Royal Palace's driveway** Quatre - Stop right there! Hotaru - Eh? Setsuna - Who the hell. Hotaru - Are you robots or guys? If you're guys come on down. Setsuna - Yeah! Come on down and wink. I'll do the rest. **The two girls fall over laughing hysterically** **All the Gundam boys look very confused**
Duo - We're here to stop your reign of the world Hotaru! I'm the God of Death, and were gonna take you two, and violence along with us to Hell!
Hotaru - God of Death, you say?
Duo - Yeah!
Hotaru - Oooo, well, Shinigami, you need to come down here and pay your Firefly a visit!
**Confused look on Duo's face**
Setsuna - She's the Soldier of Destruction, and the Firefly of Death, she could also be referred to as the Goddess of Death, however...
**Duo's face suddenly lights up**
Duo - Heh heh, well now...I don't see what's so bad about you ruling the world... **Setsuna, Trowa, and Heero all roll their eyes** Setsuna - **taps her foot** I'm still waiting. Hotaru - Yeah.come down here! Duo - Okay! Heero - Hey wait. **Duo jumps out of Deathscythe and the rest of the Gundams bang their heads on their controls in annoyance** Setsuna - You guys wanna come play? Maybe some sex and pizza? Trowa - **cool and frustrated** I don't like pizza. Setsuna - Neither do I. Maybe just some sex then. **Heero and Trowa raise their eyebrows** Heero - This is not turning out right. Trowa - You're telling me. Quatre - Hey.do you have any water? I'm thirsty. Hotaru - So's Setsuna. **Setsuna laughs nervously and shakes her head** Trowa - Oh brother. Setsuna - Try 'Oh Sets'. It sounds better. Quatre - What? Hotaru - Heh.nevermind her. Hey, what's your name, Shinigami? Duo - Duo. Hotaru - I like Shinigami better. Duo - Yeah...me too...
**Suddenly out of nowhere, Wufei comes, piloting Nataku, rampaging over to where all the Gundams, and the New Queen and her Advisor are***
Wufei - I WILL KILL YOU!
Setsuna - Ooooookay...
Wufei - YOU ARE WEAK!
Hotaru - Me?
Wufei - YES!
Hotaru - You talkin' to me?
Wufei - YES! DUH!
Hotaru - You coming by my house, stomping on my flowers, callin' me weak? And you dare to be talkin' to me?
Setsuna - Hey, that's a new way of talking Hotaru...
Wufei - I already said YES! YOU ARE WEAK! I WILL KILL YOU!
Setsuna - Whoa buddy!
Hotaru - Ok, I can already tell, we aren't going to get along with this guy... Setsuna - Certainly not. Heero - Wufei, will you shut the hell up? Trowa - Yeah. Duo - You're cramping our style. **Quatre jumps out of his Gundam and hides behind Setsuna. She looks back at him and then towards Heero and Trowa in their Gundams** Setsuna - Is this kid for real? Trowa - Sadly. Wufei - I WILL KILL YOU ALL! INCLUDING HEERO! HAHAHAHA **All of a sudden Heavyarms erupts into gunfire** **Quatre, Duo, Setsuna, and Hotaru all stare in awe** Setsuna - Hello my new best friend. Hotaru - Guns. Duo - Death. Hotaru and Duo - Oooooooooo. Quatre - Ouch.that must've hurt. Heero - Just a bit. Trowa - Well.now that I've wasted all my ammo on him, I suppose I'll come down. **Trowa hops out of his Gundam and Setsuna almost falls over, but Quatre catches her like a little innocent gentleman** Trowa - What's with her? Hotaru - **giggles** Ummm.let's just say she has a certain.weakness.and. Setsuna - I love you. **Everyone stops talking and moving and everything. Trowa looks at Setsuna uncertainly, who is staring back with hearts in her eyes** Trowa - Uh. Hotaru - SETS! Setsuna - Hmmm? Hotaru - Get a grip. Setsuna - With pleasure. **Setsuna latches herself onto Trowa's arm** Hotaru - -_-; Not what I meant. Duo - So, why did you two feel like you had to take over the world?
Setsuna - We were bored one day.
Hotaru - It sounded fun!
Setsuna - And Hotaru is the perfect ruler.
Hotaru - And Setsuna is the perfect advisor...
Setsuna and Hotaru - Thus, the world's newest ruler and her lovely and talented advisor!
**Giggles from both**
Heero - Well now.
Setsuna and Hotaru - WATER!
Hotaru - CITY!
Setsuna - WATER!
**Both go into hysteria**
**All the Gundam boys get a sweatdrop, and look annoyed**
Trowa - **grumbles to Heero** These are the two that are supposed to rule the universe?
Heero - This will be interesting...
Setsuna - **still giggling, hugs Trowa's arm again** Do you sleep on your stomach?
Trowa - **tenses up at Setsuna's sudden "unwanted physical contact". He only moves his eyes, and responds in his classic, cold, mysterious tone** No...
Setsuna - Then can I?!?!
Quatre - I don't get it.
Hotaru - Oh my...
Duo - **says to Hotaru quietly** Heh...he's innocent all right...
**Suddenly Heero pulls out a gun and points it at Hotaru**
Heero - Ok, this has been amusing...but say goodbye!
Duo - **chuckles to himself** I've heard that before... Hotaru - Now just a second there.why are you going to kill me? Trowa - Didn't we answer that already? **Setsuna and Hotaru both think about this** Setsuna - Nooooo. Hotaru - I don't believe so. Duo - Oh! Well, it's because you can't rule the universe. Hotaru - Who says? Quatre - Ummm. Duo - You know, I have no idea. Setsuna - Well! Now that that's settled, let's all go inside and have some piña coladas. Trowa - No. Setsuna - Please? Trowa - No. Setsuna - I'll let go of your arm, if we do. Trowa - Let's go then! **Setsuna grins and lets go of Trowa's arm. Then she holds on to it again** Setsuna - I never said for how long. Hotaru - Well, Shinigami, what do you say? Duo - Actually I prefer gin. Hotaru - We have that too. I mean, I'm the Queen of the Universe; I get my own private mini bar! Duo - Really. Hotaru - Yep! Being the Ruler of the Universe sure is fun, heehehee!
Trowa - Heero, will you please get Setsuna off of me?
Heero - **points gun at Setsuna** Say goodbye...
Hotaru - Ok, that's getting really old...
**Hotaru's glaive suddenly appears, and she blasts the gun into oblivion**
Heero - Hey!
Quatre - I don't like all this violence! Lets all be friends!
**Setsuna grabs Trowa's arm again**
Setsuna - Yes! Lets be friends...
**Hotaru looks up to Deathscythe with hearts in her eyes**
Hotaru - Boy I love that Gundam...
Duo - Heh, I know, I love it too...Hey! You wanna go for a ride in Deathscythe?
Hotaru - **jumps up and down excitedly** Yeah! Yeah!
**Duo and Hotaru get in Deathscythe, and Trowa, Quatre, Heero, and Setsuna are on the ground**
*Crickets*
Quatre - What a lovely day! It always nice to go for a spin in Sandrock.
**Crickets**
Quatre - Oooooookayyy...
**uncomfortable SILENCE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHAHAHAAHA!** Setsuna - Alcohol. Trowa and Heero - Yeah. **The three go into the palace to get some drinks** Quatre - Hey.is Wufei okay? **Deathscythe takes off with Hotaru and Duo** Quatre - Ummm.guys? **Crickets** Quatre - There's a lot of crickets around here.Hotaru might want to get an exterminator or something. **All of a sudden Nataku crashes into the ground** **Quatre screams and runs inside and crashes into Setsuna. Setsuna looses her balance and falls into Trowa** Setsuna - Do you mind if I invade your personal space? Trowa - Yes. Setsuna - Okay, well.can you help me find my puppy? Trowa - Where'd it go? Setsuna - Into my bedroom. **Heero and Trowa get sweatdrops and Quatre starts jumping up and down** Quatre - Puppies are cute! **Now Setsuna gets a sweatdrop too** Setsuna - Hand me that bottle. **Heero gives Setsuna the bottle of rum. She puts it in a glass with ice** **Setsuna then goes into the den where she sits down on the sofa and starts to drink the rum. Not knowing what to do, the three other guys follow her. Quatre sits down on one side of her and Heero on the other. Trowa keeps a safe distance over on the other side of the room** Heero - I think I'll kill you now. **Heero taps Setsuna on the shoulder because she is paying no attention to him. He doesn't realize that she has already become drunk and she falls into the coffee table, hits her head, passes out on the floor and starts bleeding** Quatre - Oh dear! Heero - Well.close to killing. Trowa - Heh. Quatre - Get some ice! Heero - She used it all in her drink. Trowa - And her Highness is back. Quatre - Uh oh. **Meanwhile, in Deathscythe.** Hotaru - OoOoO!!! This is so fun! I want a Gundam, have all this POOOOWEERRR! Duo - **Raises eyebrow** You want MORE power? Hotaru - Why not? Duo - Heh heh, you're my kind of girl! Hotaru - What does this button do? **She pushes a big blue button** **All of a sudden one of the bushes near the palace gets trimmed.majorly** Hotaru - Oops...hehe! Duo - Now try this one. **Duo and Hotaru go to press the same button and their hands meet** Duo - Heh. Hotaru - Ah.what the hell. **Hotaru grabs Duo and starts making out with him. As they end, about five minutes later, Duo leans back in his chair with a huge grin. Hotaru pulls out a compact and reapplies her lipstick** Duo - Let's try that again! **Duo moves in for a kiss and Hotaru puts her hand over his mouth** Hotaru - First we need to go see if that one kid has died. Sets can get awfully mad if anyone tries that kind of shit on her. Duo - What if it was Trowa? Hotaru - Well. **Hotaru and Duo hop down out of the Gundam and walk into the palace. There they see Quatre and Trowa sitting on the couch with Setsuna seeming asleep in between them with a large hat on. Heero was standing, looking out a nearby window.** Duo - What happened to her? Trowa - She was tired. Hotaru - Hardly. Setsuna never gets tired. Unless she passes out. But that's a different story. Anyone hungry? Quatre - I am! How about some pizza? **At this Setsuna's head sprang up from leaning back and her eyes opened wide.** Setsuna - PIZZA MAN! Hotaru - HE DELIEVERS! Setsuna - Okay, Trowa. Go get a pizza. Trowa - Why me? Hotaru - Because she says so. Heero - And you'll get away from her. Trowa - Later. **Trowa leaves and you hear the limo pulling away** **Setsuna whispers something to Hotaru and Hotaru nods, grinning evilly** Hotaru - Okay, I'm going to need Quatre and Heero to go into the kitchen and get out plates and cups and that sort of thing. Duo, if you would care to follow me upstairs. Duo - SURE! **Everyone except Setsuna leaves the room. Setsuna starts running about the place like crazy, grabbing candles, stones, and incense. She spreads all this around the room and turns the lights off. Then she pulls out a glass and a bottle and pours some of the reddish liquid into the glass.** Setsuna - Heh. **Trowa arrives back with a pizza in hand and Setsuna leads him into the room with the candles and such.** Trowa - Why is it so dark in here? And what's that smell? Setsuna - Oh, nothing. Why don't you sit down and have a drink? You look tired. Trowa - Well.okay. **Trowa drinks some of the liquid and starts getting sleepy. Then he turns to Setsuna.** Trowa - You're pretty. **Setsuna grins and cuddles up next to Trowa. Suddenly Quatre comes in asking a question.** Quatre - What kind of pop.hey? Setsuna - Ah, Quatre. So nice to see you. **angry glare** Quatre - I.um. **Suddenly Heero comes in and looks at Setsuna like a crazy man.** Heero - How did you manage to do that?!?!? Setsuna - What? This? **Setsuna motions to Trowa who was now almost asleep** Simple. Heero - Grrr. Setsuna - Don't growl. That's Hotaru's thing. **Quatre and Heero stand speechlessly as Duo and Hotaru come in, looking a bit disheveled.** Duo - How's the party? Hotaru - Well I think Sets is having a good time. Setsuna - And I think we should take this time to sing a little tune for the boys, Hotaru-chan. Hotaru - Right! **Hotaru runs over to the stereo and fools around with it for a bit to put it on the right CD and song while Setsuna prepares a quick stage for them and sits the other three boys down.** Setsuna - There was a time-I don't know when, I didn't have much time for men. But this is now-and that was then, I'm learning! Hotaru - A girl alone-all on her own, must try to have a heart of stone. So I try not to make it known, my yearning! I try to show I have no need- Setsuna - I really do-I don't succeed. Both - So let's bring on the men, and let the fun begin. A little touch of sin, why wait another minute? Step this way, it's time for us to play. So lets waste no more time, bring on the men! Hotaru - I always knew-I always said, that silk and lace-in black and red, will drive a man right out of his head. It's easy! **Hotaru disappears behind a Japanese screen quickly** Setsuna - So many men, so little time. I want 'em all-is that a crime? Trowa (sleepily) - No! Setsuna - I don't know why they say that I'm too easy! **Hotaru pops out from behind the screen, now wearing a low cut, short, red silk dress with black lace.** Hotaru - They make me laugh-they make me cry. Setsuna - They make me sick. Both - So God knows why.we say bring on the men, and let the fun begin. A little touch of sin, why wait another minute? Step this way, it's time for us to play. So lets waste no more time, bring on the men! Hotaru - They break your heart. Setsuna - They steal your soul. Hotaru - Take you apart, and yet they somehow make you whole. Setsuna - So what's their game? Hotaru - I s'pose a rose by any other name, the perfume and the pricks the same! Setsuna - I like to have a man, for breakfast each day. Hotaru - I'm very social, and I like it that way. **Hotaru winks at Duo, who grins** Setsuna - By late mid-morning, I need something to munch.so I ask over, two men for lunch! Hotaru - And men are mad, about my afternoon teas.they're quite informal, I just do it to please! Setsuna - Those triple sandwiches, are my favorite ones. I'm also very partial. Both - To buns! Hotaru - My healthy appetite gets strongest at night. Setsuna - My at-home dinners are my men-friends' delight. Hotaru - When I invite the fellers, over to dine. Setsuna - They all come early. Both - An' we're in bed by nine! So let's bring on the men, and let the fun begin. A little touch of sin, why wait another minute? Step this way, it's time for us to play. So lets waste no more time, bring on the men! Big men, small men, short men, tall men, I guess that almost means ALL men! I'm a player, as long as they are men! **All the boys except Heero clap, Duo and Trowa drooling and Quatre merely delighted.** Hotaru - I know.I'm wonderful. Setsuna - Well. Anyway.we quite honestly better send you boys off. **Setsuna ushers Quatre and Heero out of the palace, returning a minute or so later to see Hotaru already on Duo's lap.** Setsuna - I guess I expected that. Trowa - Sets? May I call you Sets? Setsuna - Of course! Trowa - Could you maybe show me your room? **hic** **Setsuna looks to Hotaru, who winks, and the four head upstairs into the two girls' bedrooms. The door shuts in the cameras face and here ends the fic.**