**Opening credits and music**
**We see Setsuna sitting on a large, crimson, leather couch and Hotaru on a purple bed (why is there a bed in the room? Don't know)**
Setsuna - Hey guys…what up? This isn't really a neat MTV show or game show or anything…sorry…but…
Hotaru - You know how we kinda…killed everyone from Sailor Moon off?
Setsuna - Well-
Hotaru - Water!
Setsuna - HA! CITY!
Hotaru - WATER!
**Hotaru and Setsuna started laughing like mad**
Setsuna - Anyway…oh **wipes a tear from her eye** we decided to terrorize people from a different anime.
Hotaru - Gundam Wing!
**Knock at the door**
Hotaru - Come in!
**'Trowa Barton' and Duo Maxwell from Gundam come in**
Setsuna - Hey guys!
Trowa - Hi Setsuna-sama!
Setsuna - Oh please…Setsuna is fine.
Hotaru - How's it going Duo?
Duo - Well--
Setsuna - WATER!
**Hotaru smacks Setsuna with her Glaive**
Duo - I still am the God of Death…that's an up point, right?
Hotaru - Definitely.
Setsuna - Yeah…anyway! What show should we do to kill people off? I personally still like Death Match.
Hotaru - Shouldn't we have some variety though?
Setsuna - I guess…maybe…
Hotaru - Yes, no, maybe so, yes, no, maybe so!
Setsuna - Maybe, Maybe not!
**Setsuna and Hotaru start laughing again**
Trowa - Have you two been shooting up?
Duo - Let's check!
**Duo grabs Hotaru's arm and Trowa grabs Setsuna's**
Trowa - No signs here.
Duo - Hmmm…no needle marks here either!
Setsuna - Hmmmm!!!!!!!
**Hotaru and Setsuna start laughing harder**
**Duo and Trowa look at each other**
Duo - Do it.
**Trowa pulls out his clown mask and holds it up so Setsuna sees**
Setsuna - AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Hotaru - Fucking clowns!!!!!
Setsuna - MAKE IT GO AWAY, DAMNIT!
**Trowa puts the mask away**
Setsuna - How could you! **glares at Trowa**
Trowa - I-I-I'm sorry Setsuna! I had to!
Setsuna - Well-
Hotaru - Water.
Setsuna - Okay…just don't do it again.
Trowa - **gets on his knees** I won't!
Setsuna - …
Hotaru - …
Duo - …
Trowa - What?!?!
Setsuna - GET OFF YOUR KNEES! YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!
Hotaru - My thoughts exactly.
Duo - I mean…that's just too much emotion coming from you man. Sickening.
Trowa - Okay…I'll be cold and just mysteriously strange again.
Setsuna - Good.
Hotaru - Can we kill someone now?
Setsuna - OoOoOhH, good idea!
Duo - I'll do it, I mean…I am the God of Death.
Hotaru - Hey, hey, woah…wait a minute here! I am the Warrior of Silence, and death brings silence, so I am the Goddess/Queen of Death!
Setsuna - My girl here has a point…
Trowa - But we are very experienced-
Setsuna & Hotaru - SHUT UP!
**Trowa smiles dryly and backs down**
Duo - But I-
Hotaru - NO!
Setsuna - Yes?
**Setsuna and Hotaru start laughing again**
**Duo grins and runs off**
**Screen goes black**
**CoMmErCiAl BrEaK**
**Wufei Chang and 'Heero Yuy' pop up**
Heero - What the fuck am I doing here? I was vacationing with Relena and--
Wufei - LET'S FIGHT, HEERO!
Heero - What? We aren't fighting anymore jackass. Our gundams are gone.
Wufei - FIST FIGHT!
Heero - **holds up a bomb blower-upper trigger thing** Stop right there.
Wufei - **runs toward Heero** YAAAAAA!
**Heero presses the button on the trigger and Wufei blows up**
Heero - **sighs** Sadly, this is only special effects people…he's not really dead.
**Hotaru and Setsuna pop up**
Setsuna - Maybe not yet…
Hotaru - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
**Back to Hotaru, Setsuna, Trowa, and Duo**
**Hotaru and Setsuna are both lying on the bed laughing hysterically while Trowa and Duo look on**
Duo - What are they on?
Trowa - Like I know…I sure as hell didn't give them anything.
Duo - Neither did I.
Trowa - **shrugs**
Duo - **shrugs too**
Setsuna - Oh…oh man…that's great stuff. Do it again!!!!
Hotaru - SPLEEN!!!!
**Hotaru and Setsuna keep laughing**
Trowa - Hey… **whispers something to Duo**
Duo - **grins**
**Trowa and Duo walk quietly out the door**
**Duo and Trowa come back in about two minutes later, Hotaru and Setsuna are still laughing like crazy**
Trowa - Oh ladies-
Duo - DUCKS!
**Hotaru and Setsuna immediately snap to attention**
Setsuna - WHAT!?!?
Hotaru - Where?
Setsuna - **jumps up** LET ME AT THEM!!!! THOSE DUCKS…DAMN DUCKS!
Hotaru - GRRRRRRRR!
**Trowa drags in Wufei who is dressed as a duck and has duck tape (no pun intended) over his mouth**
Setsuna - …
Hotaru - …
Setsuna - You know if you wanted us to kill him, you could've just asked.
Hotaru - Yeah…we don't like him. Didn't you watch the fucking commercial?
Trowa - Cool. Now if you don't mind-
Duo - Kill the bastard.
Setsuna & Hotaru - Our pleasure!
**Setsuna & Hotaru start beating the crap out of Wufei**
Setsuna - Wait…we're going about this all wrong.
Hotaru - You're right. SATURN CRYSTAL POWER!
Setsuna - PLUTO CRYSTAL POWER!
Hotaru & Setsuna - MAKE UP!
**All that pretty sparkly stuff happens and Hotaru changes to Sailor Saturn, and Setsuna changes to Sailor Pluto**
Sailor Pluto - Ready?
Sailor Saturn - Yup!
Trowa - Woah…
Duo - Ditto.
Sailor Pluto - I call upon the father, Cronus! I request you to make TIME STOP!
**Time stops for Wufei while everyone else grins**
Sailor Saturn - SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE!
**Wufei, still frozen by time, explodes into pieces that go into oblivion**
Duo - That was SWEET!
Trowa - Hell yes.
Sailor Pluto - Thanks!
Sailor Saturn - Well…what do expect from us?
**Sailor Pluto and Sailor Saturn change back into Setsuna and Hotaru**
Setsuna - Now…what do you say we go get something to eat.
Hotaru - Yeah, stopping time and killing a dude totally take the energy out of us girls.
Duo - Hey, sure!
Trowa - Duo, you're paying.
Duo - WHAT!?!?
Trowa - Well, the girls aren't going to, that's a given. And I could whoop your ass, so you're paying.
Duo - Hey, wait now! You couldn't whoop my ass, buddy!
Trowa - Who cares…you're paying anyway.
Duo - Ugh! All right…
**Setsuna, Hotaru, Duo, and Trowa all start walking away**
Setsuna - Wait a minute…did we forget something?
Hotaru - Oh yeah! Duh!
**Setsuna and Hotaru pull out the bomb triggers**
Setsuna - Bye-
Hotaru - Bye.
**Setsuna and Hotaru both push the buttons and the screen goes black**
**We see Setsuna sitting on a large, crimson, leather couch and Hotaru on a purple bed (why is there a bed in the room? Don't know)**
Setsuna - Hey guys…what up? This isn't really a neat MTV show or game show or anything…sorry…but…
Hotaru - You know how we kinda…killed everyone from Sailor Moon off?
Setsuna - Well-
Hotaru - Water!
Setsuna - HA! CITY!
Hotaru - WATER!
**Hotaru and Setsuna started laughing like mad**
Setsuna - Anyway…oh **wipes a tear from her eye** we decided to terrorize people from a different anime.
Hotaru - Gundam Wing!
**Knock at the door**
Hotaru - Come in!
**'Trowa Barton' and Duo Maxwell from Gundam come in**
Setsuna - Hey guys!
Trowa - Hi Setsuna-sama!
Setsuna - Oh please…Setsuna is fine.
Hotaru - How's it going Duo?
Duo - Well--
Setsuna - WATER!
**Hotaru smacks Setsuna with her Glaive**
Duo - I still am the God of Death…that's an up point, right?
Hotaru - Definitely.
Setsuna - Yeah…anyway! What show should we do to kill people off? I personally still like Death Match.
Hotaru - Shouldn't we have some variety though?
Setsuna - I guess…maybe…
Hotaru - Yes, no, maybe so, yes, no, maybe so!
Setsuna - Maybe, Maybe not!
**Setsuna and Hotaru start laughing again**
Trowa - Have you two been shooting up?
Duo - Let's check!
**Duo grabs Hotaru's arm and Trowa grabs Setsuna's**
Trowa - No signs here.
Duo - Hmmm…no needle marks here either!
Setsuna - Hmmmm!!!!!!!
**Hotaru and Setsuna start laughing harder**
**Duo and Trowa look at each other**
Duo - Do it.
**Trowa pulls out his clown mask and holds it up so Setsuna sees**
Setsuna - AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Hotaru - Fucking clowns!!!!!
Setsuna - MAKE IT GO AWAY, DAMNIT!
**Trowa puts the mask away**
Setsuna - How could you! **glares at Trowa**
Trowa - I-I-I'm sorry Setsuna! I had to!
Setsuna - Well-
Hotaru - Water.
Setsuna - Okay…just don't do it again.
Trowa - **gets on his knees** I won't!
Setsuna - …
Hotaru - …
Duo - …
Trowa - What?!?!
Setsuna - GET OFF YOUR KNEES! YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!
Hotaru - My thoughts exactly.
Duo - I mean…that's just too much emotion coming from you man. Sickening.
Trowa - Okay…I'll be cold and just mysteriously strange again.
Setsuna - Good.
Hotaru - Can we kill someone now?
Setsuna - OoOoOhH, good idea!
Duo - I'll do it, I mean…I am the God of Death.
Hotaru - Hey, hey, woah…wait a minute here! I am the Warrior of Silence, and death brings silence, so I am the Goddess/Queen of Death!
Setsuna - My girl here has a point…
Trowa - But we are very experienced-
Setsuna & Hotaru - SHUT UP!
**Trowa smiles dryly and backs down**
Duo - But I-
Hotaru - NO!
Setsuna - Yes?
**Setsuna and Hotaru start laughing again**
**Duo grins and runs off**
**Screen goes black**
**CoMmErCiAl BrEaK**
**Wufei Chang and 'Heero Yuy' pop up**
Heero - What the fuck am I doing here? I was vacationing with Relena and--
Wufei - LET'S FIGHT, HEERO!
Heero - What? We aren't fighting anymore jackass. Our gundams are gone.
Wufei - FIST FIGHT!
Heero - **holds up a bomb blower-upper trigger thing** Stop right there.
Wufei - **runs toward Heero** YAAAAAA!
**Heero presses the button on the trigger and Wufei blows up**
Heero - **sighs** Sadly, this is only special effects people…he's not really dead.
**Hotaru and Setsuna pop up**
Setsuna - Maybe not yet…
Hotaru - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
**Back to Hotaru, Setsuna, Trowa, and Duo**
**Hotaru and Setsuna are both lying on the bed laughing hysterically while Trowa and Duo look on**
Duo - What are they on?
Trowa - Like I know…I sure as hell didn't give them anything.
Duo - Neither did I.
Trowa - **shrugs**
Duo - **shrugs too**
Setsuna - Oh…oh man…that's great stuff. Do it again!!!!
Hotaru - SPLEEN!!!!
**Hotaru and Setsuna keep laughing**
Trowa - Hey… **whispers something to Duo**
Duo - **grins**
**Trowa and Duo walk quietly out the door**
**Duo and Trowa come back in about two minutes later, Hotaru and Setsuna are still laughing like crazy**
Trowa - Oh ladies-
Duo - DUCKS!
**Hotaru and Setsuna immediately snap to attention**
Setsuna - WHAT!?!?
Hotaru - Where?
Setsuna - **jumps up** LET ME AT THEM!!!! THOSE DUCKS…DAMN DUCKS!
Hotaru - GRRRRRRRR!
**Trowa drags in Wufei who is dressed as a duck and has duck tape (no pun intended) over his mouth**
Setsuna - …
Hotaru - …
Setsuna - You know if you wanted us to kill him, you could've just asked.
Hotaru - Yeah…we don't like him. Didn't you watch the fucking commercial?
Trowa - Cool. Now if you don't mind-
Duo - Kill the bastard.
Setsuna & Hotaru - Our pleasure!
**Setsuna & Hotaru start beating the crap out of Wufei**
Setsuna - Wait…we're going about this all wrong.
Hotaru - You're right. SATURN CRYSTAL POWER!
Setsuna - PLUTO CRYSTAL POWER!
Hotaru & Setsuna - MAKE UP!
**All that pretty sparkly stuff happens and Hotaru changes to Sailor Saturn, and Setsuna changes to Sailor Pluto**
Sailor Pluto - Ready?
Sailor Saturn - Yup!
Trowa - Woah…
Duo - Ditto.
Sailor Pluto - I call upon the father, Cronus! I request you to make TIME STOP!
**Time stops for Wufei while everyone else grins**
Sailor Saturn - SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE!
**Wufei, still frozen by time, explodes into pieces that go into oblivion**
Duo - That was SWEET!
Trowa - Hell yes.
Sailor Pluto - Thanks!
Sailor Saturn - Well…what do expect from us?
**Sailor Pluto and Sailor Saturn change back into Setsuna and Hotaru**
Setsuna - Now…what do you say we go get something to eat.
Hotaru - Yeah, stopping time and killing a dude totally take the energy out of us girls.
Duo - Hey, sure!
Trowa - Duo, you're paying.
Duo - WHAT!?!?
Trowa - Well, the girls aren't going to, that's a given. And I could whoop your ass, so you're paying.
Duo - Hey, wait now! You couldn't whoop my ass, buddy!
Trowa - Who cares…you're paying anyway.
Duo - Ugh! All right…
**Setsuna, Hotaru, Duo, and Trowa all start walking away**
Setsuna - Wait a minute…did we forget something?
Hotaru - Oh yeah! Duh!
**Setsuna and Hotaru pull out the bomb triggers**
Setsuna - Bye-
Hotaru - Bye.
**Setsuna and Hotaru both push the buttons and the screen goes black**