**Camera zooms down from the sky and Barenaked Ladies "Falling For the First Time" blares out of somewhere**
**Camera gets close enough for us to see Hotaru and Setsuna listening to the song on their really cool and big boom box**
**Setsuna is sitting on a dark red cushioned lawn chair with sunglasses and a bikini on, Hotaru is lighting numerous tiki torches around the pool**
Hotaru - Hey!
Setsuna - Yo!
Hotaru - This is our pool party that we said we were going to have, and we let the news reporters cover it.
Setsuna - Yeah, and considering we just took over the acre of land by Bucky's, we thought we'd put the spot to good use.
Hotaru - Oh yeah. And we're having our pool party at night so I don't get any sun on my self. Setsuna so graciously let me do this, even though she won't tan now.
Setsuna - What's an advisor for?
Hotaru - Hehehehehe
Setsuna - Anyway…we don't really expect anyone tonight, but considering it's us-
**We hear a familiar voice coming from the front gate**
Duo - Hotaru! Hey, girl, can you let me in?
Hotaru - Lemme think about it. Hmmm…ok!
Setsuna - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hotaru - Well!
Setsuna - Water!
Hotaru & Setsuna - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Duo - God, not again! Don't you guys ever stop?
Hotaru - Hehehehe, yeah. Hey, I better go get my swimsuit on!
Setsuna - Ok, see ya in a minute.
**Hotaru leaves the pool area**
Setsuna - So, Duo, how's Deathscythe?
Duo - Great! He and I destroyed a whole colony the other day.
Setsuna - Woah buddy.
**Another familiar voice yells from the front gate**
Trowa - Hey.
Setsuna - Oh, hey Trowa! It's open!
Trowa - Cool.
**Trowa enters the pool area and sits down on a chair next to Setsuna**
**Hotaru comes back out in a black bikini with purple flowers on it**
Hotaru - Hi Trowa!
**Trowa nods to Hotaru**
**Hotaru sits down on one of the tall stools at the bar as we hear someone banging on the gate and laughing loudly**
Duo - Well now…
Setsuna - Water!
Hotaru & Setsuna - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
**Hotaru laughs so hard she falls off her stool**
Trowa - **anime sweat drop**
Duo - Oh man! Hotaru, I'm coming!
**Duo runs over just as Zechs wanders in the pool area**
Zechs - Hahaha…hehehe
**We see that Zechs is walking drunkenly and carrying a bottle of Wild Turkey**
Trowa - Oh god.
**Setsuna jumps up and grabs the Wild Turkey and starts drinking it**
Setsuna - WILD TURKEY!!!!
Trowa - Wild Turkey, yay **He takes a bottle of Wild Turkey and starts to drink it**
Zechs - HI ALL! What's up!? AHAHHA!!! I MADE A JOKE!!!! WHAT'S UP!!!! HA!
Setsuna - Oh my God…
Trowa - What in the hells wrong with him?
Setsuna - So Zechs, a little too much Wild Turkey, eh?
Zechs - No! The party's just begun! Haaa!
**Meanwhile Duo ran over to the Mini Bar. He peers behind it to see Hotaru still laughing on the ground**
Hotaru - WATER! HA HA HA!!!!
Duo - My sweet little Firefly, do you need some help?
Hotaru - Hello there Duo… **Grabs him by the collar and pulls him down**
Duo - Hehe, hi there, Hotaru…
**After about her fourth bottle of Wild Turkey, Setsuna starts walking drunkenly and laughing hysterically and Trowa isn't effected at all**
Setsuna - Well Water, Trowa! **starts in a fit of giggling and falls down to her knees**
Trowa - Yes.
Setsuna - Hehehehehe
Trowa - Setsuna, are you okay?
Setsuna - Yeeeeees! **She keeps laughing and gets up only to stumble again**
Trowa - **Smiles wryly and catches her** I think it's time to sit down for a while.
Setsuna - Sit down? Why? **starts giggling**
Trowa - Well…you don't want to hurt yourself, do you?
Zechs - She's not gonna hurt herself Trowba!
**Zechs trips over his feet and falls into the pool**
Setsuna - HA! **Setsuna starts another fit of giggling as Trowa holds her up**
Trowa - **anime sweat drops**
**Zechs surfaces and is laughing gaily**
Zechs - HAHA!
**Duo comes back from behind the bar, his hair a bit disheveled and his collar unbuttoned slightly and carrying Hotaru**
Setsuna - Hotaru!!!!!! Hehehe, WILD TURKEY!
Trowa - **picks Setsuna up** Here we go, Setsuna.
Setsuna - WEEEE!
Trowa - **sets Setsuna down on her chair and then sits at the foot of it** Setsuna, can I have that bottle?
Setsuna - Hehehehe! **she gives it to Trowa and he chucks it into the pool**
Zechs - OOOOH!!!! **he grabs it and starts drinking the remainder**
Hotaru - Heh, thank you for helping me up… **she starts to wrap a piece of hair around her finger**
Duo - Anytime…
Setsuna - Ooo, Trowa? Will you help me up?
Trowa: You're not on the ground.
Setsuna: Ooh! **she starts to giggle hysterically**
Hotaru - Oh! I think I left one of my earrings behind the mini bar **She gets up from Duo's lap***
Duo - I better help you with that!
Hotaru - Ok! Why not!
**The two disappear behind the mini bar AGAIN, Zechs is splashing around in the pool, still, and just then Hildi stops by**
Hildi - Hi everybody! Sorry to just barge in like this!!!
Setsuna - No! That's ok… **giggles**
Hildi - Oook…Anyways, have you seen Duo?
Trowa - Ahhh…
Hildi - That's ok, I was just wondering, I'm gonna make myself a drink…want one?
Trowa - NOOO!!!
Hildi - Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you don't drink… **just then she arrives at the mini bar**
Hildi - OH MY GOD!
**Hildi sees Duo, who's hair is completely down, and a slightly tousled Hotaru…the two get up quickly**
Hildi - HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON!?!?
Duo - Um, 30 minutes…?
Hildi - NO STUPID! YOUR AFFAIR WITH MISS QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
Duo - Oh, um…a long time…
Hildi - WHAT!?!?
Duo - Hey! It's not like were married…
Hildi - YOU JACKASS!
Hotaru - Wait, did you just call Duo a Jackass?
Hildi - YES YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Hotaru - ALL RIGHT! That does it! **the great Queen's glaive suddenly appears as she yells** SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE!!!!!!
**Hildi screams and disappears**
Hotaru - Ok, now…where were we?
Duo - Hehe…
Setsuna - Troooowa!
Trowa - What.
Setsuna - Catch me! **she falls off the lawn chair and onto the concrete ground**
Trowa - **anime sweat drops**
**Just then, Wufei runs in**
Wufei - Where is he???????
**Wufei grabs Setsuna, shakes her, and throws her into the pool**
Wufei - WHERE IS THAT ASSHOLE!
Trowa - Heero isn't here, moron.
**Setsuna surfaces and looks at Trowa, she nods from Wufei to the pool**
Trowa - Hey, Wufei-
Wufei - What???????
**Trowa pushes Wufei into the pool**
Trowa - You're a dumbass.
Setsuna - HELLO BUDDY!
**Setsuna grabs Wufei by his newly damp collar and pulls him over to her**
Setsuna - HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!
**Setsuna takes the Wild Turkey bottle from Zechs and smashes it over Wufei's head and lets him sink. She then gets out of the pool, highly pissed off still, and no longer acting completely drunk**
Trowa - How did you become, um, undrunk?
Setsuna - Oh **suddenly looking very cool** It's just an Outer Senshi thing you know…
Trowa - Sure…
Setsuna - So, how's the circus?
Trowa - Oh, cool! I mean, you know, the clowns are scary but…
**Suddenly Zechs pops up from the pool**
Zechs - HEY EVERYBODY! WANNA HEAR A FUNNY JOKE!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAAAA! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO SILENT??!?!?! HA! I'M THE QUEEN! SILNCE! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Everybody (including justice freak) freezes in fear…they all stop talking…waiting to see what Hotaru will do next…** (note, Hotaru wrote that word….)
Duo - My little Goddess of Death…
Hotaru - Ooohhh…Duo… **giggles**
**Setsuna sighs and a little anime sweat drop appears and one of those sighing mushroom looking like things appears in front of her mouth**
Setsuna - **whispers to Trowa** I don't think she heard…
**They all sit in silence (note, the word just before this note is approved by Hotaru) still in fear**
Hotaru - Naughty, naughty Shinigami… **more giggles** WAIT! **Suddenly Hotaru pops up from behind the bar with Duo still clinging to her** Did I just hear someone say silence???
**Crickets chirping as everybody looks at the ground**
Setsuna - **mutters** That took her long enough…
**Hotaru drops Duo and reaches up into the sky**
Hotaru - SATURN CRYSTAL POWER!
Duo - Owww…
**A bunch of pretty sparkly stuff happens as a naked Hotaru spins around a lot and stupid game show like Japanese music plays…soon she lands on the ground again with her Glaive**
Sailor Saturn - HOW DARE YOU SAY SILENCE, ZECHS!
Zechs - Hehe. Hehe, silence! Ha!
Sailor Saturn - You stupid, drunk bastard! Now pay with you life!!! DEATH REBORN REVOLUTION!
**A big blackish purple beam like thingy shoots from Sailor Saturn's Glaive straight towards Zechs**
Setsuna - Zechs!
**Setsuna pushes Wufei in front of the path of death, the beam smashes into Wufei, who screams like a girl, Sailor Saturn returns to a normal, even more tousled than before**
Hotaru - What'd ya do that for Setsuna?
Setsuna - Well...one...we all hate Wufei and two, Zechs is cool and brought the alcohol…
Hotaru - Fair enough…
Setsuna - Hotaru?
Hotaru - Yeah.
Setsuna - Hehe, your swimsuit is kinda in disarray…
***Hotaru blushes**
Hotaru - Oh, hehe, I guess Duo and I are having a little too much fun **smiles, does the weird put her hand behind her head thing as a anime sweat drop appears**
Setsuna - Oh brother…
Zechs - Ummm…S-Setsuna?
Setsuna - Yo.
Zechs - Ummm…Wild Turkey?
Setsuna - Nah, we ran out yesterday, how about a mudslide?
Zechs - **perks up** YEAH!
Setsuna - Right. **rings the little bell and a servant appears** A large mudslide for Mr. Marquis and a glass of mango juice in a martini glass with a cocktail umbrella-anyone else want anything?
Hotaru - Nah.
Duo - Nope.
Setsuna - Trowa?
Trowa - Bloody Mary.
Setsuna - Oooooh…Trowa you're so morbid!
Hotaru - **mumbles** Like you… **ahem**
**Setsuna grabs Trowa's arm with little hearts in her eyes**
Trowa - Ummm **anime sweat drop**
Duo - You get a lot of those sweat drops, Trowa.
Trowa - Heh…uhhh yeah.
**Servant brings back the drinks and some jawbreakers and blow pops**
Trowa - Thanks…
Zechs - **jumps out of the pool** MUDSLIDE!!!!!!!
Setsuna - **giggles** OoOoHh! MANGO JUICE!
**Knocking at the gate**
Hotaru - Enter at your own risk!
Heero - Yeah.
Relena - Hey, we thought we'd just stop by and say-
Setsuna - I went to Harvard Barber College!
**Everyone gets s-s-ahem, quiet and stares at Setsuna, even the drunken Zechs**
Heero - Huh?
Duo - My thoughts exactly.
Setsuna - **flushes and smiles giddily** Ummmm…hehe anywho! Heaven didn't want me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
Trowa - I bet.
Relena - Yeah.
**Wufei, who is lying almost complete dead on the ground, sees Heero**
Wufei - I…will…kill…you…
Trowa - **mumbles** Yeah right…
Duo - **laughs** Sure
**Wufei raises his arm to hit Heero and then coughs, and dies**
Hotaru - YESSSSSSSSSSS!
Setsuna - SCORE! **sticks a blow pop in her mouth**
Hotaru - I am good… **gives a high five to Setsuna**
Relena - God Duo, what have you been doing? Your hair is down!
Duo - Umm… **anime sweat drop** Hotaru and I have been…errr…
Hotaru - Busy…
Duo - Yeah! And what's so bad about my hair when it's down?
Heero - You only have it down when you have…
**Relena gasps and looks at Hotaru who smiles devilishly back at Relena**
Relena - And how would you know that Heero?
Heero - I know lots of things.
Relena - humph! **Looks at Hotaru like she's nuts**
Heero - So, what's up with Wufei anyways?
Trowa - He just wanted to kill you again.
Heero - Oh, that bastard finally died, thank God…
Relena - Well-
Setsuna & Hotaru - WATER!!!!!!!!
Zechs - CITY!
Setsuna & Hotaru - WATER!!!!!!!!
**Zechs, Setsuna, and Hotaru all start cracking up**
**Duo, Trowa, Heero, and Relena all look at them like they're insane**
**Hotaru laughs so hard she falls behind the mini bar, Duo beams and runs back there**
**Zechs falls back into the pool while he's laughing. The lifeguard jumps down and rescues him**
Noin - Zechs…Zechs are you all right?
Zechs - WATER!
Noin - **anime sweat drops** Okay Zechs, time to go!
**Noin helps Zechs up and they leave**
Relena - Speaking of time to go…
**Relena grabs Heero's arm and drags him away**
Setsuna - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Trowa - -_-;;;;;
Setsuna - WATER!!!! Oh man…oh…that's great! **wipes a tear from her eye**
Trowa - Yeah…
**Setsuna sits down in her chair and drinks some of her mango juice, Trowa sits in his chair next to her as they hear a knock**
Une - Hey!
Dorothy - I have golden transportation!
**Setsuna spits out her drink and starts laughing again**
Trowa - Ummm… **noticing Setsuna is laughing hysterically and Duo and Hotaru are undoubtfully doing SOMETHING behind the mini bar** come on in…
Une - Thanks, Trowa.
Dorothy - Like my eyebrows?
Trowa - -_-
Uni - Oooookay then. I saw Noin and Zechs, what was wrong with him?
Trowa - Umm…too much Wild Turkey.
Setsuna - WHERE!?!?!
Trowa - Nowhere, remember? We're out, keep drinking your mango juice.
Setsuna - **giggles** ok.
Hotaru - **giggles**
**Une stops to listen to the noises coming from behind the mini bar**
Une - Lemme guess…Duo and Hotaru are behind the mini bar.
Trowa - Well--
Setsuna - WATER!
Trowa - Ahem…anyways…at the beginning of the party he went back there to help her up off the ground, and I think they were just making out, and then after Hotaru blasted Wufei, I think she was feeling a little…um…
Une - Frisky?
Trowa - Oh yeah…
Une - And I think Duo didn't do anything to stop it, eh?
**The two chuckle at how crazy the night had been…Setsuna gets up and starts to wobble around a bit**
Une - I'll be right back; I left my present for Hotaru and Setsuna in the car…
**Trowa raises an eyebrow**
Trowa - Present?
Une - You'll see **She disappears behind the gate**
Setsuna - Hehe, I think there was something in that *hiccup* mango juice…
**She wobbles some more and falls into Trowa's arms…She looks up at him**
Setsuna - God you're gorgeous…
**A moment of romantic silence (yes, Hotaru wrote that…its ok everybody) The two look deeply into each other's eyes**
Hotaru - **from behind the mini bar there are more giggles**
Setsuna - Ahem…
Trowa - Ahem…
**A moment of quiet, aside from the giggles and other 'noises' from behind the mini bar**
Setsuna - Yeah.
Trowa - Anyway.
Setsuna - **looks at Trowa**
Trowa - **looks at Setsuna**
Setsuna - Ah, what the hell.
Trowa - Yeah.
**Trowa and Setsuna go into the house**
Dorothy - Am I the only one not getting some?
Une - **enters with a large box** What?
Dorothy - Setsuna and Trowa just went in the house…I mean come on that's a little obvious. And the noises coming from back there aren't exactly from cows.
Une - Well, you could be a little more discreet about it.
Dorothy - **raises one of her oddly shaped eyebrows** Riiiight…
Une - Yes…anyway.
Dorothy - Yeah, what is their present?
Une - It's a surprise.
Dorothy - Well it's not going to impress them much after what they're getting-
Une - Stop!
Dorothy - Okay, okay.
**Quatre comes in**
Quatre - Hey, the gate was open…I thought I might join the party. But…where's Setsuna and Hotaru and everyone?
Dorothy - Getting some-
Une - Cheese!
Quatre - Oh…ok.
**Quatre sits down innocently, not suspecting a thing, even though he can hear the obvious noises from behind the mini bar**
Une - **goes behind the mini bar quickly** Could you two do this somewhere else?
**Une finds the two in a kinda awkward position. Hotaru and Duo immediately stop …what they were doing…get up and look at Une**
Hotaru - Why?
Une - Because.
Duo - Ok.
Hotaru - Sure…**Hotaru leans over to whisper into Duo's ear** I have a really nice bedroom…would you like to see it?
Duo - Sure! Why not?
**Duo picks Hotaru up (because for some strange reason she won't walk that much tonight) and they go into the house…Hotaru giggles a little (Oh like ya didn't see that coming) wrapping Duo's long chestnut hair around her finger**
Quatre - I thought she was getting some cheese?
Dorothy - God you're stupid…they're not getting cheese--
Une - Shut up, Dorothy.
Dorothy - Whatever.
**Quatre looks at them blankly**
Quatre - Well I wanted some cheese!!!
Dorothy - -_-;;;
**Setsuna and Trowa come out the door, Setsuna is laughing up a storm. Trowa is practically holding her up because she keeps tripping**
Quatre - Hi Setsuna! Trowa!
Setsuna - HIGH!
Quatre - (mistakes 'high' for 'hi') How are you?
Setsuna - HIGH!
Trowa - ^_^;;; Ummm…Quatre, Setsuna's not feeling too well, so if you'll-
Setsuna - WATER!!!!!!!!
Trowa - -_-
Setsuna - Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiiigggh, la da da da da da da!!!!!!!
Trowa - Ahem…Setsuna, what do you say we go back inside, eh?
Setsuna - Are there starflakes inside?
Trowa - Yeah, **he grins**, lots of them. Let's go dance in your room.
Quatre - I like dancing! Can I come too?
Une & Trowa - NO!
Trowa - This isn't ballroom dancing-
Une - It's not for you, dear. Why don't you go swim in the pool?
Quatre - **looks from Trowa to Une** Ok…I guess…
Trowa - Good, bye Quatre.
Quatre - Bye, Trowa.
**Trowa takes Setsuna back in the house**
Dorothy - I hate not doing anything!
Une - You know…so do I.
Dorothy - Let's go then! Ice cream!
Une - Yes! ICE CREAM AND FRITOS!
Dorothy - Fritos?
Une - **ahem** Quatre would you like to come with us?
Quatre - Sure!
Dorothy - Ok, let's go!
**Dorothy, Quatre, and Une leave**
**Five minutes or so later Hotaru and Duo come out. Hotaru is giggling and twirling Duo's hair in her finger…she IS walking now**
Duo - Woah.
Hotaru - Woah?
Duo - Nobody's here.
Hotaru - Is that a bad thing?
**Duo and Hotaru smile**
**Setsuna and Trowa come out, Setsuna isn't high anymore but she's leaning on Trowa**
Hotaru - You two have a good time?
**Trowa grins**
Setsuna - I didn't know dancing could be so much fun!
**Hotaru and Setsuna giggle**
**Duo and Trowa look at each other**
Duo - Should we?
Trowa - Yeah.
**Duo picks up Hotaru, Trowa picks up Setsuna, and they throw the girls in the pool**
Hotaru - I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT DUO MAXWELL!
Setsuna - Trowa!!!!!!! You got me WET!
**Duo and Trowa duck out of the way as a beach ball and martini glass fly towards them. The objects hit the camera and everything goes black**
**Camera gets close enough for us to see Hotaru and Setsuna listening to the song on their really cool and big boom box**
**Setsuna is sitting on a dark red cushioned lawn chair with sunglasses and a bikini on, Hotaru is lighting numerous tiki torches around the pool**
Hotaru - Hey!
Setsuna - Yo!
Hotaru - This is our pool party that we said we were going to have, and we let the news reporters cover it.
Setsuna - Yeah, and considering we just took over the acre of land by Bucky's, we thought we'd put the spot to good use.
Hotaru - Oh yeah. And we're having our pool party at night so I don't get any sun on my self. Setsuna so graciously let me do this, even though she won't tan now.
Setsuna - What's an advisor for?
Hotaru - Hehehehehe
Setsuna - Anyway…we don't really expect anyone tonight, but considering it's us-
**We hear a familiar voice coming from the front gate**
Duo - Hotaru! Hey, girl, can you let me in?
Hotaru - Lemme think about it. Hmmm…ok!
Setsuna - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hotaru - Well!
Setsuna - Water!
Hotaru & Setsuna - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Duo - God, not again! Don't you guys ever stop?
Hotaru - Hehehehe, yeah. Hey, I better go get my swimsuit on!
Setsuna - Ok, see ya in a minute.
**Hotaru leaves the pool area**
Setsuna - So, Duo, how's Deathscythe?
Duo - Great! He and I destroyed a whole colony the other day.
Setsuna - Woah buddy.
**Another familiar voice yells from the front gate**
Trowa - Hey.
Setsuna - Oh, hey Trowa! It's open!
Trowa - Cool.
**Trowa enters the pool area and sits down on a chair next to Setsuna**
**Hotaru comes back out in a black bikini with purple flowers on it**
Hotaru - Hi Trowa!
**Trowa nods to Hotaru**
**Hotaru sits down on one of the tall stools at the bar as we hear someone banging on the gate and laughing loudly**
Duo - Well now…
Setsuna - Water!
Hotaru & Setsuna - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
**Hotaru laughs so hard she falls off her stool**
Trowa - **anime sweat drop**
Duo - Oh man! Hotaru, I'm coming!
**Duo runs over just as Zechs wanders in the pool area**
Zechs - Hahaha…hehehe
**We see that Zechs is walking drunkenly and carrying a bottle of Wild Turkey**
Trowa - Oh god.
**Setsuna jumps up and grabs the Wild Turkey and starts drinking it**
Setsuna - WILD TURKEY!!!!
Trowa - Wild Turkey, yay **He takes a bottle of Wild Turkey and starts to drink it**
Zechs - HI ALL! What's up!? AHAHHA!!! I MADE A JOKE!!!! WHAT'S UP!!!! HA!
Setsuna - Oh my God…
Trowa - What in the hells wrong with him?
Setsuna - So Zechs, a little too much Wild Turkey, eh?
Zechs - No! The party's just begun! Haaa!
**Meanwhile Duo ran over to the Mini Bar. He peers behind it to see Hotaru still laughing on the ground**
Hotaru - WATER! HA HA HA!!!!
Duo - My sweet little Firefly, do you need some help?
Hotaru - Hello there Duo… **Grabs him by the collar and pulls him down**
Duo - Hehe, hi there, Hotaru…
**After about her fourth bottle of Wild Turkey, Setsuna starts walking drunkenly and laughing hysterically and Trowa isn't effected at all**
Setsuna - Well Water, Trowa! **starts in a fit of giggling and falls down to her knees**
Trowa - Yes.
Setsuna - Hehehehehe
Trowa - Setsuna, are you okay?
Setsuna - Yeeeeees! **She keeps laughing and gets up only to stumble again**
Trowa - **Smiles wryly and catches her** I think it's time to sit down for a while.
Setsuna - Sit down? Why? **starts giggling**
Trowa - Well…you don't want to hurt yourself, do you?
Zechs - She's not gonna hurt herself Trowba!
**Zechs trips over his feet and falls into the pool**
Setsuna - HA! **Setsuna starts another fit of giggling as Trowa holds her up**
Trowa - **anime sweat drops**
**Zechs surfaces and is laughing gaily**
Zechs - HAHA!
**Duo comes back from behind the bar, his hair a bit disheveled and his collar unbuttoned slightly and carrying Hotaru**
Setsuna - Hotaru!!!!!! Hehehe, WILD TURKEY!
Trowa - **picks Setsuna up** Here we go, Setsuna.
Setsuna - WEEEE!
Trowa - **sets Setsuna down on her chair and then sits at the foot of it** Setsuna, can I have that bottle?
Setsuna - Hehehehe! **she gives it to Trowa and he chucks it into the pool**
Zechs - OOOOH!!!! **he grabs it and starts drinking the remainder**
Hotaru - Heh, thank you for helping me up… **she starts to wrap a piece of hair around her finger**
Duo - Anytime…
Setsuna - Ooo, Trowa? Will you help me up?
Trowa: You're not on the ground.
Setsuna: Ooh! **she starts to giggle hysterically**
Hotaru - Oh! I think I left one of my earrings behind the mini bar **She gets up from Duo's lap***
Duo - I better help you with that!
Hotaru - Ok! Why not!
**The two disappear behind the mini bar AGAIN, Zechs is splashing around in the pool, still, and just then Hildi stops by**
Hildi - Hi everybody! Sorry to just barge in like this!!!
Setsuna - No! That's ok… **giggles**
Hildi - Oook…Anyways, have you seen Duo?
Trowa - Ahhh…
Hildi - That's ok, I was just wondering, I'm gonna make myself a drink…want one?
Trowa - NOOO!!!
Hildi - Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you don't drink… **just then she arrives at the mini bar**
Hildi - OH MY GOD!
**Hildi sees Duo, who's hair is completely down, and a slightly tousled Hotaru…the two get up quickly**
Hildi - HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON!?!?
Duo - Um, 30 minutes…?
Hildi - NO STUPID! YOUR AFFAIR WITH MISS QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
Duo - Oh, um…a long time…
Hildi - WHAT!?!?
Duo - Hey! It's not like were married…
Hildi - YOU JACKASS!
Hotaru - Wait, did you just call Duo a Jackass?
Hildi - YES YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Hotaru - ALL RIGHT! That does it! **the great Queen's glaive suddenly appears as she yells** SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE!!!!!!
**Hildi screams and disappears**
Hotaru - Ok, now…where were we?
Duo - Hehe…
Setsuna - Troooowa!
Trowa - What.
Setsuna - Catch me! **she falls off the lawn chair and onto the concrete ground**
Trowa - **anime sweat drops**
**Just then, Wufei runs in**
Wufei - Where is he???????
**Wufei grabs Setsuna, shakes her, and throws her into the pool**
Wufei - WHERE IS THAT ASSHOLE!
Trowa - Heero isn't here, moron.
**Setsuna surfaces and looks at Trowa, she nods from Wufei to the pool**
Trowa - Hey, Wufei-
Wufei - What???????
**Trowa pushes Wufei into the pool**
Trowa - You're a dumbass.
Setsuna - HELLO BUDDY!
**Setsuna grabs Wufei by his newly damp collar and pulls him over to her**
Setsuna - HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!
**Setsuna takes the Wild Turkey bottle from Zechs and smashes it over Wufei's head and lets him sink. She then gets out of the pool, highly pissed off still, and no longer acting completely drunk**
Trowa - How did you become, um, undrunk?
Setsuna - Oh **suddenly looking very cool** It's just an Outer Senshi thing you know…
Trowa - Sure…
Setsuna - So, how's the circus?
Trowa - Oh, cool! I mean, you know, the clowns are scary but…
**Suddenly Zechs pops up from the pool**
Zechs - HEY EVERYBODY! WANNA HEAR A FUNNY JOKE!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAAAA! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO SILENT??!?!?! HA! I'M THE QUEEN! SILNCE! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Everybody (including justice freak) freezes in fear…they all stop talking…waiting to see what Hotaru will do next…** (note, Hotaru wrote that word….)
Duo - My little Goddess of Death…
Hotaru - Ooohhh…Duo… **giggles**
**Setsuna sighs and a little anime sweat drop appears and one of those sighing mushroom looking like things appears in front of her mouth**
Setsuna - **whispers to Trowa** I don't think she heard…
**They all sit in silence (note, the word just before this note is approved by Hotaru) still in fear**
Hotaru - Naughty, naughty Shinigami… **more giggles** WAIT! **Suddenly Hotaru pops up from behind the bar with Duo still clinging to her** Did I just hear someone say silence???
**Crickets chirping as everybody looks at the ground**
Setsuna - **mutters** That took her long enough…
**Hotaru drops Duo and reaches up into the sky**
Hotaru - SATURN CRYSTAL POWER!
Duo - Owww…
**A bunch of pretty sparkly stuff happens as a naked Hotaru spins around a lot and stupid game show like Japanese music plays…soon she lands on the ground again with her Glaive**
Sailor Saturn - HOW DARE YOU SAY SILENCE, ZECHS!
Zechs - Hehe. Hehe, silence! Ha!
Sailor Saturn - You stupid, drunk bastard! Now pay with you life!!! DEATH REBORN REVOLUTION!
**A big blackish purple beam like thingy shoots from Sailor Saturn's Glaive straight towards Zechs**
Setsuna - Zechs!
**Setsuna pushes Wufei in front of the path of death, the beam smashes into Wufei, who screams like a girl, Sailor Saturn returns to a normal, even more tousled than before**
Hotaru - What'd ya do that for Setsuna?
Setsuna - Well...one...we all hate Wufei and two, Zechs is cool and brought the alcohol…
Hotaru - Fair enough…
Setsuna - Hotaru?
Hotaru - Yeah.
Setsuna - Hehe, your swimsuit is kinda in disarray…
***Hotaru blushes**
Hotaru - Oh, hehe, I guess Duo and I are having a little too much fun **smiles, does the weird put her hand behind her head thing as a anime sweat drop appears**
Setsuna - Oh brother…
Zechs - Ummm…S-Setsuna?
Setsuna - Yo.
Zechs - Ummm…Wild Turkey?
Setsuna - Nah, we ran out yesterday, how about a mudslide?
Zechs - **perks up** YEAH!
Setsuna - Right. **rings the little bell and a servant appears** A large mudslide for Mr. Marquis and a glass of mango juice in a martini glass with a cocktail umbrella-anyone else want anything?
Hotaru - Nah.
Duo - Nope.
Setsuna - Trowa?
Trowa - Bloody Mary.
Setsuna - Oooooh…Trowa you're so morbid!
Hotaru - **mumbles** Like you… **ahem**
**Setsuna grabs Trowa's arm with little hearts in her eyes**
Trowa - Ummm **anime sweat drop**
Duo - You get a lot of those sweat drops, Trowa.
Trowa - Heh…uhhh yeah.
**Servant brings back the drinks and some jawbreakers and blow pops**
Trowa - Thanks…
Zechs - **jumps out of the pool** MUDSLIDE!!!!!!!
Setsuna - **giggles** OoOoHh! MANGO JUICE!
**Knocking at the gate**
Hotaru - Enter at your own risk!
Heero - Yeah.
Relena - Hey, we thought we'd just stop by and say-
Setsuna - I went to Harvard Barber College!
**Everyone gets s-s-ahem, quiet and stares at Setsuna, even the drunken Zechs**
Heero - Huh?
Duo - My thoughts exactly.
Setsuna - **flushes and smiles giddily** Ummmm…hehe anywho! Heaven didn't want me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
Trowa - I bet.
Relena - Yeah.
**Wufei, who is lying almost complete dead on the ground, sees Heero**
Wufei - I…will…kill…you…
Trowa - **mumbles** Yeah right…
Duo - **laughs** Sure
**Wufei raises his arm to hit Heero and then coughs, and dies**
Hotaru - YESSSSSSSSSSS!
Setsuna - SCORE! **sticks a blow pop in her mouth**
Hotaru - I am good… **gives a high five to Setsuna**
Relena - God Duo, what have you been doing? Your hair is down!
Duo - Umm… **anime sweat drop** Hotaru and I have been…errr…
Hotaru - Busy…
Duo - Yeah! And what's so bad about my hair when it's down?
Heero - You only have it down when you have…
**Relena gasps and looks at Hotaru who smiles devilishly back at Relena**
Relena - And how would you know that Heero?
Heero - I know lots of things.
Relena - humph! **Looks at Hotaru like she's nuts**
Heero - So, what's up with Wufei anyways?
Trowa - He just wanted to kill you again.
Heero - Oh, that bastard finally died, thank God…
Relena - Well-
Setsuna & Hotaru - WATER!!!!!!!!
Zechs - CITY!
Setsuna & Hotaru - WATER!!!!!!!!
**Zechs, Setsuna, and Hotaru all start cracking up**
**Duo, Trowa, Heero, and Relena all look at them like they're insane**
**Hotaru laughs so hard she falls behind the mini bar, Duo beams and runs back there**
**Zechs falls back into the pool while he's laughing. The lifeguard jumps down and rescues him**
Noin - Zechs…Zechs are you all right?
Zechs - WATER!
Noin - **anime sweat drops** Okay Zechs, time to go!
**Noin helps Zechs up and they leave**
Relena - Speaking of time to go…
**Relena grabs Heero's arm and drags him away**
Setsuna - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Trowa - -_-;;;;;
Setsuna - WATER!!!! Oh man…oh…that's great! **wipes a tear from her eye**
Trowa - Yeah…
**Setsuna sits down in her chair and drinks some of her mango juice, Trowa sits in his chair next to her as they hear a knock**
Une - Hey!
Dorothy - I have golden transportation!
**Setsuna spits out her drink and starts laughing again**
Trowa - Ummm… **noticing Setsuna is laughing hysterically and Duo and Hotaru are undoubtfully doing SOMETHING behind the mini bar** come on in…
Une - Thanks, Trowa.
Dorothy - Like my eyebrows?
Trowa - -_-
Uni - Oooookay then. I saw Noin and Zechs, what was wrong with him?
Trowa - Umm…too much Wild Turkey.
Setsuna - WHERE!?!?!
Trowa - Nowhere, remember? We're out, keep drinking your mango juice.
Setsuna - **giggles** ok.
Hotaru - **giggles**
**Une stops to listen to the noises coming from behind the mini bar**
Une - Lemme guess…Duo and Hotaru are behind the mini bar.
Trowa - Well--
Setsuna - WATER!
Trowa - Ahem…anyways…at the beginning of the party he went back there to help her up off the ground, and I think they were just making out, and then after Hotaru blasted Wufei, I think she was feeling a little…um…
Une - Frisky?
Trowa - Oh yeah…
Une - And I think Duo didn't do anything to stop it, eh?
**The two chuckle at how crazy the night had been…Setsuna gets up and starts to wobble around a bit**
Une - I'll be right back; I left my present for Hotaru and Setsuna in the car…
**Trowa raises an eyebrow**
Trowa - Present?
Une - You'll see **She disappears behind the gate**
Setsuna - Hehe, I think there was something in that *hiccup* mango juice…
**She wobbles some more and falls into Trowa's arms…She looks up at him**
Setsuna - God you're gorgeous…
**A moment of romantic silence (yes, Hotaru wrote that…its ok everybody) The two look deeply into each other's eyes**
Hotaru - **from behind the mini bar there are more giggles**
Setsuna - Ahem…
Trowa - Ahem…
**A moment of quiet, aside from the giggles and other 'noises' from behind the mini bar**
Setsuna - Yeah.
Trowa - Anyway.
Setsuna - **looks at Trowa**
Trowa - **looks at Setsuna**
Setsuna - Ah, what the hell.
Trowa - Yeah.
**Trowa and Setsuna go into the house**
Dorothy - Am I the only one not getting some?
Une - **enters with a large box** What?
Dorothy - Setsuna and Trowa just went in the house…I mean come on that's a little obvious. And the noises coming from back there aren't exactly from cows.
Une - Well, you could be a little more discreet about it.
Dorothy - **raises one of her oddly shaped eyebrows** Riiiight…
Une - Yes…anyway.
Dorothy - Yeah, what is their present?
Une - It's a surprise.
Dorothy - Well it's not going to impress them much after what they're getting-
Une - Stop!
Dorothy - Okay, okay.
**Quatre comes in**
Quatre - Hey, the gate was open…I thought I might join the party. But…where's Setsuna and Hotaru and everyone?
Dorothy - Getting some-
Une - Cheese!
Quatre - Oh…ok.
**Quatre sits down innocently, not suspecting a thing, even though he can hear the obvious noises from behind the mini bar**
Une - **goes behind the mini bar quickly** Could you two do this somewhere else?
**Une finds the two in a kinda awkward position. Hotaru and Duo immediately stop …what they were doing…get up and look at Une**
Hotaru - Why?
Une - Because.
Duo - Ok.
Hotaru - Sure…**Hotaru leans over to whisper into Duo's ear** I have a really nice bedroom…would you like to see it?
Duo - Sure! Why not?
**Duo picks Hotaru up (because for some strange reason she won't walk that much tonight) and they go into the house…Hotaru giggles a little (Oh like ya didn't see that coming) wrapping Duo's long chestnut hair around her finger**
Quatre - I thought she was getting some cheese?
Dorothy - God you're stupid…they're not getting cheese--
Une - Shut up, Dorothy.
Dorothy - Whatever.
**Quatre looks at them blankly**
Quatre - Well I wanted some cheese!!!
Dorothy - -_-;;;
**Setsuna and Trowa come out the door, Setsuna is laughing up a storm. Trowa is practically holding her up because she keeps tripping**
Quatre - Hi Setsuna! Trowa!
Setsuna - HIGH!
Quatre - (mistakes 'high' for 'hi') How are you?
Setsuna - HIGH!
Trowa - ^_^;;; Ummm…Quatre, Setsuna's not feeling too well, so if you'll-
Setsuna - WATER!!!!!!!!
Trowa - -_-
Setsuna - Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiiigggh, la da da da da da da!!!!!!!
Trowa - Ahem…Setsuna, what do you say we go back inside, eh?
Setsuna - Are there starflakes inside?
Trowa - Yeah, **he grins**, lots of them. Let's go dance in your room.
Quatre - I like dancing! Can I come too?
Une & Trowa - NO!
Trowa - This isn't ballroom dancing-
Une - It's not for you, dear. Why don't you go swim in the pool?
Quatre - **looks from Trowa to Une** Ok…I guess…
Trowa - Good, bye Quatre.
Quatre - Bye, Trowa.
**Trowa takes Setsuna back in the house**
Dorothy - I hate not doing anything!
Une - You know…so do I.
Dorothy - Let's go then! Ice cream!
Une - Yes! ICE CREAM AND FRITOS!
Dorothy - Fritos?
Une - **ahem** Quatre would you like to come with us?
Quatre - Sure!
Dorothy - Ok, let's go!
**Dorothy, Quatre, and Une leave**
**Five minutes or so later Hotaru and Duo come out. Hotaru is giggling and twirling Duo's hair in her finger…she IS walking now**
Duo - Woah.
Hotaru - Woah?
Duo - Nobody's here.
Hotaru - Is that a bad thing?
**Duo and Hotaru smile**
**Setsuna and Trowa come out, Setsuna isn't high anymore but she's leaning on Trowa**
Hotaru - You two have a good time?
**Trowa grins**
Setsuna - I didn't know dancing could be so much fun!
**Hotaru and Setsuna giggle**
**Duo and Trowa look at each other**
Duo - Should we?
Trowa - Yeah.
**Duo picks up Hotaru, Trowa picks up Setsuna, and they throw the girls in the pool**
Hotaru - I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT DUO MAXWELL!
Setsuna - Trowa!!!!!!! You got me WET!
**Duo and Trowa duck out of the way as a beach ball and martini glass fly towards them. The objects hit the camera and everything goes black**