Chapter 11

'Tangled Sheets'


For this year's Thanksgiving dinner, Monica invited another survivor of Lincoln High, Will Colbert. He was handsome, Rachel had to admit, but strangely she couldn't remember him from high school. Surely if Will looked like that in high school, she'd remember him, but she didn't and the fact that her boyfriend had acted weird as soon as they entered the apartment was just raising more red flags for Rachel.

Who exactly is this guy?

Why did Ross look like he was walking on thin ice all of sudden?

Rachel didn't get her answer until one point during the dinner, Will revealed how much he hated Rachel and how much she made his life miserable during high school.

Rachel, who felt like this guy was attacking her for something she did in the past, felt furious.

Okay, she made mistakes she wasn't proud of in the past, but she did apologize. She was trying to be nice with Will, but he wouldn't stop treating Rachel poorly.

Soon after, their banter escalated when Will revealed that at one point during high school, he and Ross made a club named 'I Hate Rachel Green' where they spread a rumor that Rachel had both male and female reproductive parts, and her parents flipped a coin, then decided to raise her as a girl, but she still had a hint of penis.

To make it worse, everyone in her school, including Monica knew.

Chandler, who went to an all boys' school, even knew about the rumor.

Rachel was the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island.

This made Rachel even more furious.

She didn't expect this, especially from Ross. She knew how much Ross adored her during their high school years, so she didn't understand why he would join such a club and even spread a bad rumor about her. She was so upset and she then locked herself in Joey's apartment. Ross didn't know what to do or what to say. He never intended to hurt Rachel in any way. He was just madly in love with her and might've done something stupid to channel it.

"Rachel, please talk to me" Ross banged the door of apartment 19

He kept banging the door, pleading with her. At some point, the door opened and Rachel came storming out from the apartment looking like she was infuriated. She ignored Ross and stormed inside Monica's apartment, angrily.

Rachel brought back a big blue book that made everyone curious about it.

"Okay. Okay. Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year..." She took a beat, then continued, "...dear, Rach. You're such a great person. Not GIRL, but PERSON"

"Honey, I think you read a little too much into it" Ross' efforts to calm her down backfired when she glared at him

"No. He isn't done. He wrote: Dear, Rach. You're such a great person, sorry about your teeny weeny!" She closed the book loudly, looking hurt

Will, who was sitting on the couch, laughed, satisfied with his revenge. Ross glared at Will then offered Rachel to call everyone in school and tell them that the rumor was untrue.

She quickly agreed.

He sighed and gave up. He then asked Monica for a phonebook and when he was about to make a call, Rachel groaned.

"I cannot believe you guys did this to me. I knew I wasn't the nicest person ever in high school. But, Ross, I don't think I never did anything to hurt you in high school"

"That's not totally true" Monica blurted out

"What?" Rachel looked at her, puzzled

"You know something?" Ross asked

"You did start a rumour that Ross was making out with Mrs. Altmann, our 50-year old librarian" Monica pointed it out

Rachel gasped as a certain memory entered her mind.

Monica was right, she did start that rumor about Ross.

"How did you know that?!" Ross' eyes went wide, not knowing that other people knew about his secret

"It's true?" Monica asked in disbelief

"No?" He said as he realized he just confessed to his friends about his secret that he promised himself he would take it to the grave

"Yes, it is. I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog" Rachel cleared it out

Next thing they know, Rachel and Ross were fighting and blaming each other for something that happened more than a decade ago. Monica couldn't stand it any longer so she decided to step in.

"All right. Listen. You're just being silly..." Monica said as she stood beside Rachel

"...Rachel, even with that rumor, you were one of the most popular girls in school. Everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much, she stuffed her pants with Tootsie Roll"

"Wow" Rachel was somehow touched by the story

Monica then looked up at Ross and continued.

"And Ross, if it weren't for Rachel's rumour, no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map"

"As a romancer of the elderly" Ross said sarcastically, rolling his eyes

"Hey. Mrs. Altmann is the kind of woman that you can tell she used to be pretty" Monica tried to make her brother feel better

"The eyes still did sparkle" Ross added, and Rachel shot him a look

"Look guys. This stuff is so way in the past. You've been through so much since then. Right now, you have so much more important stuff going on in your life. Can you just let this go?" Monica asked both of them

Rachel and Ross glanced at each other and they both quickly realized how stupid they were. They were having babies together, they didn't need to fight because of some stupid stuff they did almost fifteen years ago.

Ross pulled Rachel into a hug.

"I'm sorry sweetie. I was so stupid back then" Ross apologized first

"I'm sorry too. I mean we're having our babies soon, we don't need to fight over this"

For a few seconds they glanced at each other and they kissed.


Rachel has now reached the fourth month of her pregnancy, and finally, her symptoms are starting to ease. She's ecstatic she's no longer vomiting everyday... now that only happens every so often. Her breasts are still sore, but that's something she can handle.

It's lunchtime and Rachel's bored, so she decides to pay Ross a visit at the university. On the way, she grabs them both some lunch... herself a Turkey sandwich, and Ross a beef sandwich.

When she reaches her destination, she navigates her way down multiple hallways, until she reaches one particular door.

Professor. R. Geller

As she stood outside his door, sandwiches in hand, she knocks just in case he's talking with a student or one of the deans.

"Come in" She hears him shout and a smile instantly appears on her face

She turns the door knob, opening it slightly before sticking her head around. She sees him with his head down, glasses on with a pen in hand, marking away.

"Can I help you?" He asked, his head still down, concentrating very hard

Rachel took a deep breath.

What a pleasant sight he was.

Rachel's breath got stuck in her throat.

She clammed up, unable to speak.

There was something about him today that just made her weak in the knees.

Her breathing became unsteady and she started to sweat... her whole body heating up at the sight of him.

After what felt like an eternity, she composed herself together and finally came back to her senses.

"Hey you" She spoke as she walked further through the door

As soon as he heard her voice, his head shot up and a smile immediately appeared on his face. He got up out of his chair, walked over to her and engulfed her into a tight hug... not too tight though.

Rachel sighed happily as she rested her head on Ross' chest. Her arms wrap around his waist as his settle comfortably on her lower back. Her heart is still racing, so she pulls away before Ross can feel it too, but it's too late.

Through his shirt, Ross could feel Rachel's heart racing, almost as if it was going to burst out of her chest right there and then, but he contributed it to her walking through all the hallways just to get to his office.

He lifts her chin up with his finger, before placing a lingering kiss on her sweet-tasting lips. They break apart, and he holds out his hand for her, but for some reason she doesn't take it.

Rachel doesn't take his hand for a very good reason, so she thinks.

Her palms are sweaty.

He can't know.

She walks past him, giving him a smile and Ross decides not to question it, but he makes a mental note to ask her about it later when they're back home.

"I bought us lunch" She stated, placing the brown paper bags on his desk, before taking a seat in his comfy swivel chair

"It's okay, I'll take the hard chair" He jokes, giving her a wink

Rachel could've died right then and there.

God, he's so sexy right now, she thought to herself, gulping but trying not to make it obvious, and thankfully for her, Ross didn't notice as he was too preoccupied with getting his sandwich out of the bag.


Rachel didn't know what was wrong with her. She couldn't stop staring at her boyfriend as they ate dinner at their apartment and now, he was looking at her strangely.

"Okay, what is it? Does the food taste bad? Or is there something on my face? Because you've been staring at me since I've got home and it's starting to freak me out. Are you okay? What's going on, Rach? Is there something I need to be worried about?" Ross asked, dropping his fork

Rachel blushed, looking down as she suddenly felt bashful.

She had never meant to stare. She knew it was kind of rude and made him uncomfortable, but she couldn't help it. Her mind couldn't stop replaying this fantasy she had in her mind as she saw him at his office this morning.

'Professor Ross' as she already claimed it.

She just couldn't explain it.

It was almost like she was drawn to him just like the way moths are drawn to a flame.

She had never felt so high in what she could only describe as her sexual drive before. A few weeks ago, Phoebe did mention something about what Phoebe called the 'Evander Holyfield' phase. During the fourth month of the pregnancy, Phoebe's sexual drive was all over the place, that she even decided to steal a giant cardboard cutout of the athlete and placed it in her room.

What Phoebe had described was a total understatement, because as healthy as her sex drive was before the pregnancy, Rachel had never felt like this. It was like she could die if she didn't have him immediately and she had been holding it off since she knew Ross had an important meeting in the afternoon and he had to look his best for it.

So, yeah... She couldn't possibly have had sex with him in his office, but now...

Now she could hardly hold it any longer.

And to make it worse, he hadn't changed his clothes from work as they ate their dinner and that was why she couldn't stop staring at him. That was why instead of eating, she had been playing with her food for the last half an hour and of course he had noticed.

She swallowed, turning her head up to look at him.

God, he really did look good in his blazer, huh?

How come she didn't notice it before?

"Hey..." He reached over to stroke her hand and she gasped, as the small touch from him managed to send shivers down her skin and her heart carries on beating uncontrollably

"...What is it? You can talk to me"

Rachel sighed, biting her lip as her cheeks turned crimson.

"I-I uhm... I-I uh" She swallowed

Ross squeezed her hand, his other one moved to her chin, forcing her to look at his eyes and suddenly, she couldn't help it anymore. She launched herself at him and kissed him like she never did before.


Ross, completely taken aback by her sudden launch at him, had no idea how to react. Sure, he was very aware that she was kissing him, and he was very aware of how this made him feel, but what he wasn't aware of, was why all of a sudden, after an afternoon of her being so withdrawn, she completely let her guard down.

"Rach-" Ross began to speak, before she hushed him by placing her finger over his mouth

Unaware that he was the reason behind her actions tonight, Ross cupped her face, gently holding it away from his, therefore, breaking the kiss... the kiss Rachel's been dying for all day.

He didn't know what was wrong.

She wouldn't tell him.

And the guy he is, wasn't going to carry this on just in case he was taking advantage of her if she was in a vulnerable state.

"Rachel..." He began, staring into her ocean-blue eyes, noticing the disappointment in her face

"...You barely talked to me all day, and now you're launching yourself at me? I'm so confused"

"Okay... you really wanna know?" She asked, noticing a nod from him immediately

"Alright... I don't even know where to begin..." She laughed nervously, before taking a deep breath and carrying on

"...I'm feeling all sorts of feelings right now... feelings of- of um... what I'm basically trying to say is that I think I've found a new fantasy of mine"

Still confused, Ross looked at her puzzled, but so eager to understand what she's talking about.

"Remember when I had that fantasy of you in that sailor costume..?" Ross nodded, remembering that very well

"...and remember when you shared your fantasy with me about Princess Leia..?" Again, he nodded

"...well, my hormones are pretty raging right now, and when I came to see you earlier and saw you dressed in that suit... god! My mind literally went insane. You have no idea how horny I've been for you all day, and I just couldn't help myself when I lunged at you"

"T-that's all that is was?" He questioned, his lips curving into the biggest smile Rachel's ever seen

"Yeah" She mumbled

"You could've told me that, sweetie, you know I would've understood"

"I know, but I wasn't expecting it and when it hit me, I honestly couldn't even focus"

"Really? Seeing me in a suit really does that for you, huh?"

"Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh... pass me your hand" She said with a mischievous grin

Rachel takes Ross' hand and places it in between her legs, and Ross couldn't believe how much wetness he could feel coming from her, even from over top of her leggings.

Ross looks Rachel dead in the eyes, her hand still holding his in place as he takes a huge gulp.

Nothing prepared him for that.

"Go wait in the bedroom... I'll be right there" He said, taking off running to the bathroom

Giggling, Rachel does as he says, taking the moment to undresses, leaving herself completely naked, bar her skimpy lace thong, and she positions herself suggestively on their bed.

Not even five minutes later, there's a knock on the bedroom door.

"Come in" She says seductively

The door opens and there's stood Ross, his suit clad body filling the entrance way as he obviously took some time to freshen himself up, and he added his tie, which he had previously taken off when he arrived home earlier that evening. Rachel can clearly see the hardened bulge in his groin area, now much more apparent than it was a mere ten minutes ago.

"Something like this?" He asked as he made his way over to the bed, where Rachel is now sat up, beckoning him to join her... which he gladly does

"Professor Ross?" She innocently said, grinning from ear to ear

"Yes?" He replied, more than thrilled to play along with her dirty little game

"Fuck me!" Rachel spoke matter-of-factly

"Oh, Miss Green... it'll be my pleasure" He smirked, positioning himself on top of her, his legs either side of hers


Their lips met, mouths opening and closing as tongues begin to caress tongues. Ross takes one hand, takes ahold of both of Rachel's, lifting them above her head so they're resting on the pillows behind her. With his free hand, he supports himself up, his lips making their way to her neck...

Her weak spot.

Rachel lost all inability to think straight when he attaches his lips to her neck. Ross knows this, and he's very proud of the effect he has on her.

Ross' mouth makes it's way to her chest, kissing the surrounding areas.

"Be careful with them babe, they're a little sore" Rachel states, Ross nodding, letting her know he understands

He takes his tongue and licks around the outside of her nipple, before taking it into his mouth carefully. He gently sucks and nibbles her now passion-hardened nipple, switching from each breast to make sure they both get the attention they very well deserve.

"Mmhmm. That feels so good" Rachel moaned softly, her now free hands placed on Ross' shoulders

He then begins licking and kissing his way down her slightly swollen pregnant belly, hovering just above her lace covered centre.

Rachel lifts her hips slightly, indicating to Ross that she wants her underwear off. Complying with her, he hooks his fingers under the waistband, and slides them down her legs and off her feet, flinging them somewhere on the floor of their bedroom.

Ross certainly wasn't prepared for what he saw. Her center glistened so brightly from her slippery liquid, and he couldn't help but feel a surge of growth in his pants.

"God, Rach" He breathed, before he quickly stood up, taking his pants and boxers off so they wouldn't constrict him anymore

"Sorry, I just had to do that. Seeing you like this, there was no way that could be kept enclosed for much longer" He giggled, pointing to his proudly standing erection, before taking up his position with his head back between her legs

Rachel let out a heavy sigh as she felt his warm breath on her soaked center. A loud moan escaped her mouth when she finally felt him begin to pleasure her with his tongue.

As his tongue smoothly glides through her slippery folds, she places her hands on the back of his head, gripping hard onto his short, thick locks.

No one has ever made Rachel feel like this before.

No one has ever given her this much pleasure before.

Ross knows exactly what to do, and he does it good.

"Fuck! F-fuck, Ross!"

Rachel can't contain her moans any longer as he slips two fingers inside. He hooks them around, ultimately finding her special spot, each thrust of his fingers bringing her closer and closer to the edge.

"Ross, if you don't stop I'm gonna-" Before she can finish her sentence, Rachel falls intensely over the edge, her clear juices squirting out onto Ross' face and arms

"Oh wow" Ross says, smirking as he realized what's just happened

"Well, that's a first" Rachel laughed as she continued to pant, her stomach and her center still contracting as she slowly comes back to reality

Once she's finally calmed down, a smile appears on her face, before she winks, sitting up and pushing Ross backwards.

"Your turn" She states, her voice full of seduction

She climbs on top of him, unbuttoning his shirt as she kisses her way down his neck, his chest and his stomach, until her chin comes into contact with something huge and hard.

Rachel manoeuvres herself so she's bent forwards, her ass in the air as she takes ahold of his solid shaft, his arousal clearly visible at his oozing tip.

"Look at me" Ross says just as Rachel's about to take him in her mouth

With their eyes locked, Ross sees his length disappear into her mouth.

What a perfect sight.

Rachel begins to bob her head up and down, her hand helping to ease him in and out of her taught mouth. Her tongue begins to lick up and down the sides, before his tip repeatedly hits the back of her throat.

"Oh fuck! Oh, Rach" Ross moans loudly as his hands hold her hair away from her face

After a few more minutes, Ross pulls her up, fearing he'll spill all in her mouth, and he definitely doesn't want that to happen.

He wants to give her what she wants.

He wants to fulfil the fantasy she's had all day.

With Rachel now straddling him, she reaches between them, guiding his tip to her entrance, where she slowly slides it inside, settling on top of him, her hands on his chest to balance herself.

Deep moans escape from her mouth as Ross pulls her down onto him, his hips beginning upward thrusts.

"Fuck. Oh fuck" Rachel's moans only get louder and louder as Ross repeatedly hits her special place, her throbbing bud rubbing up and down his length

A few more positions later, Rachel is now laying on her back, her legs dangling over his shoulders as he holds her hips. She clings onto the headboard of the bed, as his thrusts start to speed up.

Moments later, they both reach their peak, tumbling over the finish line at almost the same time.

Ross collapses next to her on the bed, heavy breaths being the only sound in the room.

"I hope that met your standards" Ross spoke, breaking their silence

"Oh trust me, that was better than anything I could've ever imagined" She replied, turning over onto her side, one of her legs draped over his, her head nestled in the crook of his armpit

Both of them completely exhausted from their activities, they turn the lights off, cuddling up together in the darkness.

No words need to be spoken.

"I love you" Exclaimed Ross, kissing the top of her head

"I love you too"


It's a little later in the week, and Ross and Rachel are currently attending their very first Lamaze class.

It was important to Rachel that her and Ross went to at least one of these classes. She was nervous for the birth, so she was hoping that being here, understanding what will most likely happen, will make her feel less anxious about pushing two babies out of a hole that's the size of a grape.

After doing introductions, the class leader asks the couples to get into their positions. Rachel sitting on the floor, her legs slightly apart with her feet on the floor, and Ross behind her, supporting her as she leans back onto him.

"Right ladies, I want you to focus on your breathing. Take a deep breath in, hold that for five seconds and then breathe out" The leader instructs

As Rachel focuses on the breathing techniques, the leader tells the fathers or the other birthing partners to wrap their arms around the pregnant woman so she feels protected.

"You're doing great, sweetie" Ross whispers to Rachel, leaving a little kiss behind her ear


The class went great. Rachel's did amazingly well at following all the instructions, and Ross is so proud of her. He knows how much of a worry giving birth is having on her, and he truly hopes that when the time comes, she'll be able to put some of these practices to use.

"That went well" Rachel spoke as they began their short walk back home

"You did really well, honey. I hope that it's made you feel a little more at ease?"

"I think so. I mean, am I still nervous? Of course I am, but I know with you by my side, there won't be anything I can't do"