This is the introduction to this story, thus the reason that it is very short. The rest of this story will be written in episodes blah blah blah.And just in case you were wondering, the Mary-Sues will actually be people from movies and such..not a bunch of blonde headed bimbos that you haven't heard of.anyways, on with it.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything except for the concept that an evil Mary- Sue would kidnap every other Mary-Sue so she wouldn't be lonely. Please don't sue me, I'm broke.

Attack of the Mary-Sues!

By Flick (x_badkitty_x)

Once upon a time in a far distant land where the flowers were in full bloom, the birds chirped happily in the trees and the children frolicked cheerfully around without a care in the world, there lived a girl named Mary-Sue. She was tall, blonde, slim, had curves in all the right places. Every man that knew her wanted to be with her; she was very popular. Practically perfect in every which way. But you see being popular has its disadvantages too. Imagine how lonely you would be if you were the only girl that guys wanted to go out with, the only person that people would pay attention to. So one day Mary-Sue decided to cast an evil spell to bring all the other brilliantly perfect beings like herself from all around the world to her so that she wouldn't be the only one to turn the rest green with envy. So she set to work and soon enough she had a small army of absolutely gorgeous blonde-headed singers, lawyers, actresses, elves, wizards and dolls that she branded the Mary-Sues.

IN EPISODE 2: The Mary-Sues are released into the world. Will Draco survive with no Harry to pick on? Will Legolas get by without his manicure set? How will Barbie cope with the news that no one actually likes her? Find out in "Attack of the Mary-sues, Episode 1: I don't think were in Cansas anymore"