THE FALLEN ANGEL
(DISCLAIMER - I am in no way affiliated with Christopher Daniels, any of the companies he works for or the WWE. I am not making any money off of this. This is intended to be a one-shot, but if I get positive reviews I'll make a story out of it.)
They call me "The Fallen Angel" for a reason, you know. I come from a higher plain; I am one of the elite on this world, I am better than you, yet I lower myself to competing in small, dirty gym halls as I wrestle in Independent promotions, or in front of a bunch of smelly Southerners in NWA TNA. I'm above that, I'm Christopher Daniels damn it! I should be in WWE!
I've been wrestling since 1993, that's 10 years of experience. I'm better than any of the so-called wrestlers in WWE, and I should get the chance to prove it. When I first approached them in 1998, they said that I needed to prove myself in their training camp! What a joke! But I did it, went in with all the rookies, including none other than Edge. Well, it's five years later, and look where Edge is. And look at me - they never hired me. I was too good, they were afraid I'd make their talent look bad. But that's okay; it gave me a chance to improve myself even more.
You may not think it, but I'm a good person, better than any of you. People say that when I walk down to the ring dressed as a priest, it's offensive to God, but I don't think so. I love God, and I'm sure he loves me. I think that he favours me more than any of you, because I'm better than you.
Many people would say that it's good that I have had to stay wrestling in Independent promotions, the "Indies", because I've learned a lot from it. Learned a lot? I'm sure plenty of people have learned from me, but I know all there is to know. They say that I have earned their respect, but I don't want their respect! I don't need their respect! I don't respect any of you. I'm better than you! You should be bowing before me, as one of God's chosen on this planet!
I don't want to be stuck here in small-time dumps trying to wrestle people that are far beneath me. Places like this are in the Stone Age! The time of traditional wrestling is over, what we need to move forward is the glitz and glamour brought to us by WWE and, in the past, WCW. That brings us to the second time WWE screwed me over. After years of hard work, I was offered a contract with WCW. But before I was even given a chance to wrestle, WWE bought WCW over. They didn't even bother hiring me then! What are they missing? Are they completely oblivious to greatness? It doesn't matter. I'm better than any of them, just like I'm better than you.
I went over to NWA TNA to try and preach to the primitive masses the importance of replacing traditional wrestling with the Sports Entertainment found in WWE. But that fool Jeff Jarrett got in my way, defending traditional, no-frills wrestling, a form of wrestling which should be extinct by now, and somehow ended up beating me in a match. Now here I am, stuck wrestling losers like D'Lo Brown, out of the spotlight.
I still want to go to WWE. There, I could show my astounding athletic ability in contests with true competitors, while also being able to be part of a show, a PPV extravaganza, rather than just another two-bit crummy wrestling show. I'll seek out the very best athletic talent in WWE, whether it be Guerrero, Benoit or Angle himself, and vanquish them. I'll preach about the glories of The Fallen Angel, and the wrestlers and the audience alike will bow before me in my wonder. Because I'm Christopher Daniels, The Fallen Angel. And I'm better than you.
(DISCLAIMER - I am in no way affiliated with Christopher Daniels, any of the companies he works for or the WWE. I am not making any money off of this. This is intended to be a one-shot, but if I get positive reviews I'll make a story out of it.)
They call me "The Fallen Angel" for a reason, you know. I come from a higher plain; I am one of the elite on this world, I am better than you, yet I lower myself to competing in small, dirty gym halls as I wrestle in Independent promotions, or in front of a bunch of smelly Southerners in NWA TNA. I'm above that, I'm Christopher Daniels damn it! I should be in WWE!
I've been wrestling since 1993, that's 10 years of experience. I'm better than any of the so-called wrestlers in WWE, and I should get the chance to prove it. When I first approached them in 1998, they said that I needed to prove myself in their training camp! What a joke! But I did it, went in with all the rookies, including none other than Edge. Well, it's five years later, and look where Edge is. And look at me - they never hired me. I was too good, they were afraid I'd make their talent look bad. But that's okay; it gave me a chance to improve myself even more.
You may not think it, but I'm a good person, better than any of you. People say that when I walk down to the ring dressed as a priest, it's offensive to God, but I don't think so. I love God, and I'm sure he loves me. I think that he favours me more than any of you, because I'm better than you.
Many people would say that it's good that I have had to stay wrestling in Independent promotions, the "Indies", because I've learned a lot from it. Learned a lot? I'm sure plenty of people have learned from me, but I know all there is to know. They say that I have earned their respect, but I don't want their respect! I don't need their respect! I don't respect any of you. I'm better than you! You should be bowing before me, as one of God's chosen on this planet!
I don't want to be stuck here in small-time dumps trying to wrestle people that are far beneath me. Places like this are in the Stone Age! The time of traditional wrestling is over, what we need to move forward is the glitz and glamour brought to us by WWE and, in the past, WCW. That brings us to the second time WWE screwed me over. After years of hard work, I was offered a contract with WCW. But before I was even given a chance to wrestle, WWE bought WCW over. They didn't even bother hiring me then! What are they missing? Are they completely oblivious to greatness? It doesn't matter. I'm better than any of them, just like I'm better than you.
I went over to NWA TNA to try and preach to the primitive masses the importance of replacing traditional wrestling with the Sports Entertainment found in WWE. But that fool Jeff Jarrett got in my way, defending traditional, no-frills wrestling, a form of wrestling which should be extinct by now, and somehow ended up beating me in a match. Now here I am, stuck wrestling losers like D'Lo Brown, out of the spotlight.
I still want to go to WWE. There, I could show my astounding athletic ability in contests with true competitors, while also being able to be part of a show, a PPV extravaganza, rather than just another two-bit crummy wrestling show. I'll seek out the very best athletic talent in WWE, whether it be Guerrero, Benoit or Angle himself, and vanquish them. I'll preach about the glories of The Fallen Angel, and the wrestlers and the audience alike will bow before me in my wonder. Because I'm Christopher Daniels, The Fallen Angel. And I'm better than you.