My Older Brother's Diary
By Ginny Weasley

Dear Diary,
Today I bought a bunny. He tasted good.
Love,
Ron

Dear Diary,
I want to be a firefighter and use the big, big hoses and pet the little dalmations. The dalmations would give me toast and do a tango performance. My fellow firefighters would give me money, food, and fresh diapers to wear.
Bye-Bye, diary.
Ron

Dear Diary,
Oh, no! My wonderful, smart, perfect, popular, excellent, great- I mean, *cough* sister found this! So, of course I said, "Like, talk to the hand, girlfriend!" but she just screamed and ran away. I don't get it. Rose- Red blush is supposed to make my skin radiant and beautiful. It says so on the label, right next to the Girly-Girl Industries logo. Maybe I had a pimple.... hmmm..
Love,
A confused Ron

Dear Diary,
My girlfriend Hermione dumped me. I am off to eat chocolate frogs and mope around in a bathrobe all day.
Love,
A depressed Ronniekins

Dear Diary,
My mommy is neglecting me. I am deeply depressed. No mommy, no Hermione, no more chocolate frogs.
Well, some good news;
I WON TEN POUNDS OF FREE BALONEY!!!
I AM SO HAPPY!!!
..And depressed.
Wait a minute..
Huh?
Who am I?

Dear Diary,
My friends Dean and Seamus say that diaries are girly and so I said, "Would you like some tea?" because I like teacups. Dean and Seamus left. I wonder why..
Love,
Mr. R. Weasley

Dear Diary,
He he. I got drunk. look, pretty duckies are flying.. Ooh. hee hee.
Luv
Ronaldi

Dear Diary,
This is Ron. In Heaven!
GREAT NEWS!
I DIED!
BYE-BYE!
Much love,
Ron Weasley