A/N: To everyone who reviewed "Are you Savvy Now?" I thank you!!!! Side
note to Catherine: It's a parody, it's not supposed to make sense! Anyway!
I'm back with a new songfic! A parody of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8r Boi"
because we all love to parody her songs! Heh. And now, here it is:
"Pirate Boi!!!!!!!!!!"
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Pirate Boi
He was a boi,
She was a girl,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a blacksmith,
She fanned herself,
What more can I say?
He wanted her,
She'd never tell,
Secretly she wanted him as well.
But her gov'nor dad,
Stuck up his nose,
And he had a problem with his status quo.
Chorus:
He was a blacksmith boi,
She said see you later boi,
He wasn't good enough for her.
She had a pretty house,
Wasn't afraid of a mouse,
She needed another free soul.
Five years from now,
She sits on deck,
Feeding the crewman, she's not alone.
She turns to the beach,
What does she see?
The Black Pearl anchoring.
She calls up to Will,
He already knows,
And he's ready to watch the bough.
She tags along,
Stands with her husband,
Stares up at the man who rescued her.
Chorus
He was a pirate boi,
Liz said see ya later boi,
She wasn't drunk enough for him.
Now he's captain again,
Sailing around the world,
Getting slapped by every weeeeeeeench!
Bridge :
"Sorry Boarbossa, you missed out,
Well tough luck the Pearl's mine now.
She is more than just a ship,
This is how the story quits,
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the coin I stole from you,
There is more than meets the eye,
We're best buds, both Will and I.
He's just a lad,
And she's just a lass,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
They are in love,
And haven't you heard?
His sister rocks my world!
Pirate Chorus:
He was a pirate boi,
Liz said see ya later boi,
She wasn't drunk enough for her.
Now he's got Will's sister,
Splicing his mainbrace,
Happily on the Peeeaaaaaaarl!!!!!!!!!
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A/N: Thank you, thank you! I know, it's crap! Oh well, deal with it. I
hope it made you laugh though! Praise it, flame it, do whatever you want,
just review!!!!
~GypsySwordGodess
note to Catherine: It's a parody, it's not supposed to make sense! Anyway!
I'm back with a new songfic! A parody of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8r Boi"
because we all love to parody her songs! Heh. And now, here it is:
"Pirate Boi!!!!!!!!!!"
***********
Pirate Boi
He was a boi,
She was a girl,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a blacksmith,
She fanned herself,
What more can I say?
He wanted her,
She'd never tell,
Secretly she wanted him as well.
But her gov'nor dad,
Stuck up his nose,
And he had a problem with his status quo.
Chorus:
He was a blacksmith boi,
She said see you later boi,
He wasn't good enough for her.
She had a pretty house,
Wasn't afraid of a mouse,
She needed another free soul.
Five years from now,
She sits on deck,
Feeding the crewman, she's not alone.
She turns to the beach,
What does she see?
The Black Pearl anchoring.
She calls up to Will,
He already knows,
And he's ready to watch the bough.
She tags along,
Stands with her husband,
Stares up at the man who rescued her.
Chorus
He was a pirate boi,
Liz said see ya later boi,
She wasn't drunk enough for him.
Now he's captain again,
Sailing around the world,
Getting slapped by every weeeeeeeench!
Bridge :
"Sorry Boarbossa, you missed out,
Well tough luck the Pearl's mine now.
She is more than just a ship,
This is how the story quits,
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the coin I stole from you,
There is more than meets the eye,
We're best buds, both Will and I.
He's just a lad,
And she's just a lass,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
They are in love,
And haven't you heard?
His sister rocks my world!
Pirate Chorus:
He was a pirate boi,
Liz said see ya later boi,
She wasn't drunk enough for her.
Now he's got Will's sister,
Splicing his mainbrace,
Happily on the Peeeaaaaaaarl!!!!!!!!!
**********
A/N: Thank you, thank you! I know, it's crap! Oh well, deal with it. I
hope it made you laugh though! Praise it, flame it, do whatever you want,
just review!!!!
~GypsySwordGodess