A/n: Hey peoplez! What's shakin' bacon! Lets roll the disclaimer!

This is my official disclaimer because I am far too lazy too post it every chapter. I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER! I am not the brillaint mastermind of a women named JK Rowling. You all know this already! Come on people! I don't own Hermione Granger, Tiffanys jewelry store, or Draco Malfoy! Even though I would give anything to have the rights to him. Nothing in this story is mine just the plot but I'm sure it has been done times before!

AGAIN I DON'T OWN DIDLEY SQUAT EXCEPT THIS LITTLE FANCY PLOT OF MINE AND A BOTTLE OF CHEEZ WHIZ!