Disclaimer: Let me check my vault.
*opens a 15 locks and 3 doors*
Me: Ta-daa
*Inside the vault you see anime bishies tied up*
Me: Opps, wrong vault.
Hiei: Let me out of here.
Hiko: At least give us a mirror.
*everyone stares at him*
Hiko: What? I haven't checked my hair in 15 hours and 33 minutes.
Everyone:*sweatdrop*
Kenshin: Now, Now I'm sure Master Hiko has some very good reason for keeping track of his hair. *Battousai side comes out* Master Hiko!!!! What are you talking about you're supposed to be a SWORDMAN. *Rurouni side comes out* Behave, that's Master Hiko you're talking to, that you are.
Everyone: o.O
Soujiro: Um...Mr. Himura are you feeling okay?
Sano: I don't think so.
Katsu: You're one to talk.
Kurama: I'm sure he's just having a little argument with his inner self. Right, Youko? *Youko side comes out* Of course. His other side is not as good-looking as me, but I do believe he has some personality disorders. *Kurama side comes out* That was a rude way to put it. *Youko side comes out* It was true *Kurama* Yeah have to agree with you there.
Everyone: o.O;
Hiei: Who cares about baka ningen problems?! I just want to get out of here.
Sano: I want food.
Hiko: I want a mirror!!!
Me: *Raises eyebrow* hmm… *shuts the door* should have done that before.
Kurama:*shouts through the door* The disclaimer!!!!
Me: I forgot about that. *clears throat* I don't own anything…except Aoshi-sama, and Captain Sagara, and Kurama, and Hiei.
Aoshi: *raises eyebrow*
Me: ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT!!! I don't own anything!!! Stop staring at me like that. By the way how'd you get out?
Aoshi: Double Kodachis.
Me: Ahhh *throws him back in, dust hands* Now where were we…
Warnings: OOCness up ahead….
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If You Like Someone You Don't
Ch. 2 Totally Unbelievable
Recap: "YOU!!!!!" They both yell at the same time.
Hearing a commotion by his door Aoshi got up from his chair to see what was happening. When he got to the door Kenshin was glaring at a girl with long black hair who was glaring back at him. The girl's face was similar to his. "Kaoru?" he said. "Kenshin what's going on?"
"Aoshi?" Kaoru said, "You know this-this person?"
Aoshi nodded.
"Of course he knows me if he didn't would I be in his house?" Kenshin said like this was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Well you could be a burglar, you sure look the part." Kaoru retorted.
"Me? A burglar? Surely you're absurd!!!" Kenshin said. "Besides would a burglar have hair like mine?"
"Yeah a burglar in need of a haircut." Kaoru replied.
"What?!" Kenshin was stunned. "No one insults my hair."
"Well I believe I just did." Kaoru said haughtily.
"Um…excuse me?" Aoshi said.
Both of them looked at Aoshi. "Can you two either come inside or stay outside. You're making too much noise."
All three of them come inside.
Yahiko instantly sits down.
"This is Misao Makimachi, that's Megumi Takani, that's Tsubame Sagara, that's Sanosake Sagara, and you seem to know Kenshin Himura." Aoshi said pointing to each one in turn.
"Unfortunately." Both of them mutter at the same time.
They both turn to each other and glare.
Aoshi rolls his eyes. "If you guys don't mind I'm hungry and I want dinner."
At hearing the word dinner Kaoru's mood seemed to lighten up. "Great!! What do we have?"
Every one sits down at the dinner table. It is a long rectangular table. One seat at the front and 4 seats at the side. Kaoru and Kenshin notice they were sitting next to each other so they sit at the last seats at there end. Megumi and Aoshi are sitting at the corners, the rest are sitting like this:
Kenshin Empty Empty Kaoru
Megumi Aoshi
Tsubame Yahiko Misao Sano
Aoshi picked up a plate of egg rolls, put one on his plate and passed it to Sano. So on they passed it on and when the plate reached Kenshin they were only 3 rolls left. Kenshin took all three and passed the empty plate to Kaoru, smirking.
"Well", Kaoru thought indignantly, "Two can play that game."
Next Megumi started passing the sushi, but instead of passing to Kenshin she passed to Tsubame. So it turned out Kaoru got the plate before Kenshin. In the plate there was only 3 pieces of sushi left. Kaoru took all three and passed the plate on to Kenshin, smiling.
"Ugh, you are so annoying." Kenshin said
"You're one to talk." Kaoru retorted.
"Well I like sushi and I would like a piece." Kenshin said politely as he could manage with the smoke coming out of his ear.
"You want some sushi, sure." Kaoru said. She picked up a piece and accidentally dropped it on his lap.
"Thanks. Do you want an egg roll?" Kenshin said smiling a smile that showed more anger than happiness. Without waiting for an answer he picked up an egg roll and slammed it on her plate so hard that she got splashed with sauce.
"WHY YOU—". Kaoru picked up a rice ball and threw it and Kenshin. Kenshin dodged and it hit Megumi. Megumi picked up something (an egg roll) and threw it.
It missed completely.
It hit Misao instead. Naturally everything got out of hand. Tsubame ran away from the table and Aoshi had a look that could kill on his face.
"If you could st—" Aoshi was cut off because some soba noodles hit his face. "Such children. They are totally unbelievable."
Kenshin picked up a bowl of ramen and aimed it at Kaoru.
Kaoru dodged. The bowl hit the face of a man who should never be crossed.
"Next time my wife wants me to give a present to a tenants' cousins, I'll say no." A cold voice.
All activity immediately stopped.
::To be Continued::
A/N: I'm so sorry for taking so long to update. The next chapter will be up soon. The latest it will be up is Halloween. It should be up before or during that. Well now to remind you to review is….
Hiko: Hello everyone! Since the very kind authoress over here gave me a very prettyiful mirror I will remind you to review.
Me: ^_^;
Hiko:*ahem* Please review and you'll see my beautiful face. Oh, and my baka deshi and his little friends too.
Everyone: ^_^;
Me: it is reminder.
Hiei: I think threats remind people better.
Me: You think that. But I do agree a little bit. Ta ta. Don't forget to review!!
Hiko: Don't forget about my beautiful face!!!!