I'm an Ugly Girl
I couldn't help it..Kikyo fans..Don't read this. I have nothing against her seriously. I'm sorta a fan..before she turned all bad. I think she is pretty too. This is just for fun. It isn't 500 years in the past thing. I couldn't help myself ^_^
Disclaimer- I dun own Inu-Yasha or Kikyo..Or whoever else I just so happenly put into this comic.
I don't own the song..Its a parody to the Barbie Girl song by Aqua.
~Lyrics~
Story
" " Speech
' ' Thoughts
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Kikyo walks on the stage in the empty space. The background is black and the lights are off except some that show her figure. She grabs the microphone and the lights come on. Everyone sees her black tube-top and low riding Capri. She had white clogs on. She had a thin purple button up shirt over it with the buttons undone. A golden chain hugs her stomach and she starts to sing without music for a bit.
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~I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl.
Sad I have it. I should bag it.
Acne everywhere. Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation~
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Inu-Yasha walks by the stage wearing black baggy pants and a red t-shirt. He tosses a coin up as he passes and she glares at him. Everyone laughs after he says what he needs to say.
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~You're so ugly,
You disgust me.~
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~I'm a bland homely girl
All alone in the world.
I'm as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky.~
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Miroku follows after Inu-Yasha doing weird dances and making faces. He has baggy black pants and a black t-shirt that hugs his skin. (A/N: You may drool ladies) And a purple vest.
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~You're a dog and a troll.
Were you hit by a train?
Don't go near you 'cause your breath is skanky~
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Kikyo glares at both of them as they sit at a table high fiving each other and laughing. Kagome walks in and sits with them and watches the performance. Kikyo spins around with the mic in her right hand. Her eyes are closed as she concentrates on the song.
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~Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say I'm an eye soar.
Oooo~h~
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Everyone goes silent. The D.J scribbles a disk making the weird noise. Someone makes a cricket noise. Kikyo is staring and sweat is pouring down her face.
"Boo! You STINK!" Someone calls out.
The crowd murmurs and then the music picks back up.
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~I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl.
Sad I have it. I should bag it.
Acne everywhere. Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation~
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Sango walks in turning a few heads with her light green sleeveless turtle-neck and her black mini skirt. Her knee high boots click on the floor almost as loud as the music and she sits with the gang. She raises an eyebrow at Kikyo who is up there dancing and singing.
"Don't ask.." Inu-Yasha mumbled before sipping his soda.
..................................*WACK*
"Perv," she mumbled as she crossed her arms. Miroku layed on the floor with a red handprint on his cheek.
They watched Kouga slipping a twenty in his pocket walk by the stage in a brown t-shirt and light brown shorts.
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~You're so ugly you disgust me~
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Rin skips along using a lollipop as a pretend microphone. She has a red t-shirt that says "Diva" in glitter and blue jeans.
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~Boo hoo hoo yea~h~
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~You're so ugly you disgust me~
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~ Oo~h Oo~h ~
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Sesshomaru gives Rin a thumbs up and she waves her lollipop. Kouga takes out his twenty and thinks about what to spend it on. Kikyo puts the microphone back on the stand and the lights dim down. She stomps down the steps and walks up to the table Inu-Yasha and company are at.
"You!!!!"
"Hm?" Inu-Yasha smirked.
"You ruined it!" She whined as she weakly slammed her fist on the table.
Kagome sipped her soda innocently watching the drama fold out. Sango was somewhere dancing most likely since Karaoke was over. Miroku was still on the floor.
"I will make sure you go to Hell Inu-Yasha!" She stormed away and out of the little club.
-.- Was Kagome and Inu-Yasha's respond to that.
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Eh..I dun like the ending..I might change it if I get something better. Well Kikyo haters..What did you think? Kikyo fans..What did you think (If you didn't listen to what I said about not reading it.)
I think it wasn't my funniest/best work. But It was still comical. I had to do it? It was nagging my mind.
Imma put an Author Note up after this a.s.a.p. So I can thank the reviewers individually and beg. You know ^_^;
Love you guys!
Bai
~Silvy
I couldn't help it..Kikyo fans..Don't read this. I have nothing against her seriously. I'm sorta a fan..before she turned all bad. I think she is pretty too. This is just for fun. It isn't 500 years in the past thing. I couldn't help myself ^_^
Disclaimer- I dun own Inu-Yasha or Kikyo..Or whoever else I just so happenly put into this comic.
I don't own the song..Its a parody to the Barbie Girl song by Aqua.
~Lyrics~
Story
" " Speech
' ' Thoughts
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kikyo walks on the stage in the empty space. The background is black and the lights are off except some that show her figure. She grabs the microphone and the lights come on. Everyone sees her black tube-top and low riding Capri. She had white clogs on. She had a thin purple button up shirt over it with the buttons undone. A golden chain hugs her stomach and she starts to sing without music for a bit.
-------------------------------------------------------------
~I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl.
Sad I have it. I should bag it.
Acne everywhere. Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation~
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Inu-Yasha walks by the stage wearing black baggy pants and a red t-shirt. He tosses a coin up as he passes and she glares at him. Everyone laughs after he says what he needs to say.
-------------------------------------------------------------
~You're so ugly,
You disgust me.~
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
~I'm a bland homely girl
All alone in the world.
I'm as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky.~
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Miroku follows after Inu-Yasha doing weird dances and making faces. He has baggy black pants and a black t-shirt that hugs his skin. (A/N: You may drool ladies) And a purple vest.
-------------------------------------------------------------
~You're a dog and a troll.
Were you hit by a train?
Don't go near you 'cause your breath is skanky~
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kikyo glares at both of them as they sit at a table high fiving each other and laughing. Kagome walks in and sits with them and watches the performance. Kikyo spins around with the mic in her right hand. Her eyes are closed as she concentrates on the song.
-------------------------------------------------------------
~Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say I'm an eye soar.
Oooo~h~
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Everyone goes silent. The D.J scribbles a disk making the weird noise. Someone makes a cricket noise. Kikyo is staring and sweat is pouring down her face.
"Boo! You STINK!" Someone calls out.
The crowd murmurs and then the music picks back up.
-------------------------------------------------------------
~I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl.
Sad I have it. I should bag it.
Acne everywhere. Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation~
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sango walks in turning a few heads with her light green sleeveless turtle-neck and her black mini skirt. Her knee high boots click on the floor almost as loud as the music and she sits with the gang. She raises an eyebrow at Kikyo who is up there dancing and singing.
"Don't ask.." Inu-Yasha mumbled before sipping his soda.
..................................*WACK*
"Perv," she mumbled as she crossed her arms. Miroku layed on the floor with a red handprint on his cheek.
They watched Kouga slipping a twenty in his pocket walk by the stage in a brown t-shirt and light brown shorts.
-------------------------------------------------------------
~You're so ugly you disgust me~
-------------------------------------------------------------
Rin skips along using a lollipop as a pretend microphone. She has a red t-shirt that says "Diva" in glitter and blue jeans.
-------------------------------------------------------------
~Boo hoo hoo yea~h~
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
~You're so ugly you disgust me~
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
~ Oo~h Oo~h ~
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Sesshomaru gives Rin a thumbs up and she waves her lollipop. Kouga takes out his twenty and thinks about what to spend it on. Kikyo puts the microphone back on the stand and the lights dim down. She stomps down the steps and walks up to the table Inu-Yasha and company are at.
"You!!!!"
"Hm?" Inu-Yasha smirked.
"You ruined it!" She whined as she weakly slammed her fist on the table.
Kagome sipped her soda innocently watching the drama fold out. Sango was somewhere dancing most likely since Karaoke was over. Miroku was still on the floor.
"I will make sure you go to Hell Inu-Yasha!" She stormed away and out of the little club.
-.- Was Kagome and Inu-Yasha's respond to that.
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Eh..I dun like the ending..I might change it if I get something better. Well Kikyo haters..What did you think? Kikyo fans..What did you think (If you didn't listen to what I said about not reading it.)
I think it wasn't my funniest/best work. But It was still comical. I had to do it? It was nagging my mind.
Imma put an Author Note up after this a.s.a.p. So I can thank the reviewers individually and beg. You know ^_^;
Love you guys!
Bai
~Silvy