Chap 2: clothes make the girl?
Hermione strode into the Great Hall, and approached the Gryffindor table. She quickly noticed Ron and Harry sitting towards the end and so she made a beeline for them.
Poking Harry on the shoulder, she said," Hey guys, notice anything idifferent?/i"
Hermione stood there, decked out in a rather ierotic/i form of her once- modest-looking uniform(think Britney Spears, Baby-one-more-time- wannabe/porno star). Her hair had been magically permed and her face was worth over £100 in make up. Ron's mouth dropped open (which wasn't to pleasant to look at, considering, he hadn't actually finished chewing.) and Harry just gaped. Of course, this was the reaction she had been expecting, (well, hoping for anyway) so she simply stood there, lips pouting in order to accentuate the many-layered-lip-liner.
"Wha.wha..what? I mean, WHOA Hermione, what happened to you?" gasped Harry.
"What? don't you like it?" Hermione breathily whispered, leaning forward ever so slightly so they could get a full view of her cleavage.
Ron, (after he finally finished chewing) said, "Hermione, what brought on all THIS?", while doing a full-body scan, "You look so.so.different."
Harry then added, "Yeah Hermione, you never seemed the sort of person to dress well.well."
"Well what?"
"Well, Hermione, you look downright skanky!",Harry exclaimed
"I agree."
"How DARE you! The one time I look HOT, the one time boys actually RESPOND to me-" Hermione simply couldn't finish her sentence for at that exact moment, Draco Malfoy just happened to walk by.
'Wow, for once the mudblood looks presentable, and all of THIS for ME? my, my." he said, licking his lips and copying Ron, doing a full body scan. (which for some UNKNOWN reason, stopped at her upper chest.)
"Sod off, Malfoy! If you ever give me a look like that again, I will hex you into the next century!" Hermione screamed, which averted everyone's attention to the end of the Gryffindor table.
Boys (and some girls) from all houses were shocked, most weren't even blinking. Murmurs of "Is that iher/i?" The bookworm, the teacher's pet.was the reason why all their pants were tightening? Most of the boys did a quick once-over on their girlfriends just to be sure that it wasn't them, which caused great disappointment and most paintings could tell that there was going to be some breaking-up tonight.
Hermione wasn't blind, she could see the boys mentally undressing her(there wasn't must left to be imagined, as you can see.). She was totally loving it. She cocked her hip to the side and ran her fingers through her hair. All the guy's mouths were dropping open.
"Well, it's not as if I wasn't practicing that model pose all night, you know." Hermione thought to herself, giving them a full pout.
Enjoying this much-anticipated attention, she flipped her hair around and sat down at the table. Suddenly, a dark shadow fell over her plate, and she looked up.
"Ms. Granger, what is the meaning of this?" slithered Professor Snape, "Why are you dressed like that?"
"Oh, ihi there/i Professor."breathily whispered Hermione, as she did a full-on pout and ran her fingers through her hair, "Is there something I can ihelp/i you with?"
Immediately becoming flustered, Professor Snape stammered out a reply, "Oh, n-n-n-no, Ms. Granger, I just, I well, um, I think you look very inice/i."
"Oh, well, i thank you/i, Professor Snape, very nice of you to say so."Hermione made a slight adjustment of her skirt, showing him some leg and did a light tug on her white button-down shirt (this is what push-up bras are made for!) just so he could get a tiny peek. She knew he was ogling, that was exactly the reason why he didn't take point off Gryffindor or send her to the headmaster's office. There was definitely some perks to having the majority of the faculty male.
A/N: hope you guys liked my chappie! It's a wee bit longer this time. Hope you guys don't mind Hermione being a slut (I found the whole idea to be rather funny.) R&R, please! I want to know what you guys think(oh, and thanks to umbracat for being my first reviewer! YAY! I'm so happy right now.) and remember, when I'm happy, I write!!
Hermione strode into the Great Hall, and approached the Gryffindor table. She quickly noticed Ron and Harry sitting towards the end and so she made a beeline for them.
Poking Harry on the shoulder, she said," Hey guys, notice anything idifferent?/i"
Hermione stood there, decked out in a rather ierotic/i form of her once- modest-looking uniform(think Britney Spears, Baby-one-more-time- wannabe/porno star). Her hair had been magically permed and her face was worth over £100 in make up. Ron's mouth dropped open (which wasn't to pleasant to look at, considering, he hadn't actually finished chewing.) and Harry just gaped. Of course, this was the reaction she had been expecting, (well, hoping for anyway) so she simply stood there, lips pouting in order to accentuate the many-layered-lip-liner.
"Wha.wha..what? I mean, WHOA Hermione, what happened to you?" gasped Harry.
"What? don't you like it?" Hermione breathily whispered, leaning forward ever so slightly so they could get a full view of her cleavage.
Ron, (after he finally finished chewing) said, "Hermione, what brought on all THIS?", while doing a full-body scan, "You look so.so.different."
Harry then added, "Yeah Hermione, you never seemed the sort of person to dress well.well."
"Well what?"
"Well, Hermione, you look downright skanky!",Harry exclaimed
"I agree."
"How DARE you! The one time I look HOT, the one time boys actually RESPOND to me-" Hermione simply couldn't finish her sentence for at that exact moment, Draco Malfoy just happened to walk by.
'Wow, for once the mudblood looks presentable, and all of THIS for ME? my, my." he said, licking his lips and copying Ron, doing a full body scan. (which for some UNKNOWN reason, stopped at her upper chest.)
"Sod off, Malfoy! If you ever give me a look like that again, I will hex you into the next century!" Hermione screamed, which averted everyone's attention to the end of the Gryffindor table.
Boys (and some girls) from all houses were shocked, most weren't even blinking. Murmurs of "Is that iher/i?" The bookworm, the teacher's pet.was the reason why all their pants were tightening? Most of the boys did a quick once-over on their girlfriends just to be sure that it wasn't them, which caused great disappointment and most paintings could tell that there was going to be some breaking-up tonight.
Hermione wasn't blind, she could see the boys mentally undressing her(there wasn't must left to be imagined, as you can see.). She was totally loving it. She cocked her hip to the side and ran her fingers through her hair. All the guy's mouths were dropping open.
"Well, it's not as if I wasn't practicing that model pose all night, you know." Hermione thought to herself, giving them a full pout.
Enjoying this much-anticipated attention, she flipped her hair around and sat down at the table. Suddenly, a dark shadow fell over her plate, and she looked up.
"Ms. Granger, what is the meaning of this?" slithered Professor Snape, "Why are you dressed like that?"
"Oh, ihi there/i Professor."breathily whispered Hermione, as she did a full-on pout and ran her fingers through her hair, "Is there something I can ihelp/i you with?"
Immediately becoming flustered, Professor Snape stammered out a reply, "Oh, n-n-n-no, Ms. Granger, I just, I well, um, I think you look very inice/i."
"Oh, well, i thank you/i, Professor Snape, very nice of you to say so."Hermione made a slight adjustment of her skirt, showing him some leg and did a light tug on her white button-down shirt (this is what push-up bras are made for!) just so he could get a tiny peek. She knew he was ogling, that was exactly the reason why he didn't take point off Gryffindor or send her to the headmaster's office. There was definitely some perks to having the majority of the faculty male.
A/N: hope you guys liked my chappie! It's a wee bit longer this time. Hope you guys don't mind Hermione being a slut (I found the whole idea to be rather funny.) R&R, please! I want to know what you guys think(oh, and thanks to umbracat for being my first reviewer! YAY! I'm so happy right now.) and remember, when I'm happy, I write!!