Chap. 3: The slut does damage.
After that brief encounter with the evil-heartless-bastard-turned-lovesick- puppy, Hermione simply strode out of the Great Hall (no wait, actually, "strode" is not what she did, more like cat-walked). Of course, all the boys eyes were practically glued to her ass and so she arched her back a wee bit just so it looked as it there actually was one there. After finally exiting the room, all conversations immediately started up again and all the drool that had accumulating was wiped up.
"Please let me wake up so I can realize that it was just a dream", sighed Ron, looking wistful.
"Oh please Ron, you know as well I do that you were touching yourself the entire time. and may I give you some advice? The next time it happens, don't be so.so vocal." Harry said sarcastically, then immediately started cracking up, almost rolling on the floor.
Ron was turning bright red, as he tried to look as calm and relaxed as possible but if you could see his face, it was between as death glare and an I-wanna-just-run-out-of-this-room-and-never-come-back, mortified look.
Ginny, who had been sitting next to Harry at the time, was laughing so hard she was almost gasping for air.
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!" yelled Ron, as he slammed his hand down on the table, "AND BESIDES HARRY, ITS NOT AS IF YOU AND GINNY WEREN'T TOUCHING EACH OTHER THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!!!"
Of course, because of this sudden outburst, the entire Great hall was now, once again, focused on the end of the Gryffindor table.
"Shut up, Ron, just because I got a girl and you are too afraid to even talk to any besides your best friend and can't get any from her (or anyone else for that matter) , you shouldn't be jealous.Oh wait, hold on, yes you should!" Harry retorted which caused Ron's face to turn a deeper shade of red (if that was at all possible).
"Harry, I suggest you shut your fucking mouth, or else I will have to do so manually!!!!" Ron yelled back.
"Oh, yeah, I bet you'd like to do that, Ron."said Harry, giving him a wink, "But I'm sorry, I don't swing that way."
"Shut the fuck up, Mr.I'm-so-great-because-I-have-a-scar-in-the-middle-of- my-fucking-forehead! I'm sick you and your ego!" Ron yelled, as he ran out of the Great Hall, to find Hermione.
Hermione had been walking up to the common, as she had forgotten her bag, which contained her necessities: lip gloss, lipstick, lip liner, hair gel, hair brush, foundation, cover up, blush, several shades of eye shadow, eye liner, tweezers, tissues(hint hint), breath mints, and a condom, just in case.
She was about to tell the Fat Lady the password when suddenly, Ron ran up to her.
"Hermione, I.I.I.need to tell y-you something", Ron gasped, he cheeks flushed, and his breath was ragged, being out of breath from running so hard.
"Well, I was just about to get something up in my dorm, how about you tell me in the common room?" Hermione said, then quickly realizing she had just been out-of-character, she quickly added, "I want to get (touches his face) ready." she whispered sexily.
Ron, who was now flustered just as Snape had been said, "Oh, o-o-o-k."
Hermione then said, "Snapeus Assholeus", which caused the portrait to swing open, gaining the two entrance to the common room.
A/N: Sorry for the cliffee, I just couldn't resist! YaY! I got another review! As I said before, when I get reviews, I get happy and when I get happy, I write.So if you want me to update more, tell how much you like/hate the chappie! I wonder what Ron is going to tell Hermione..hmmmmmmm.who knows? I might have to add a sex scene in this story after all.*giggle**giggle*
After that brief encounter with the evil-heartless-bastard-turned-lovesick- puppy, Hermione simply strode out of the Great Hall (no wait, actually, "strode" is not what she did, more like cat-walked). Of course, all the boys eyes were practically glued to her ass and so she arched her back a wee bit just so it looked as it there actually was one there. After finally exiting the room, all conversations immediately started up again and all the drool that had accumulating was wiped up.
"Please let me wake up so I can realize that it was just a dream", sighed Ron, looking wistful.
"Oh please Ron, you know as well I do that you were touching yourself the entire time. and may I give you some advice? The next time it happens, don't be so.so vocal." Harry said sarcastically, then immediately started cracking up, almost rolling on the floor.
Ron was turning bright red, as he tried to look as calm and relaxed as possible but if you could see his face, it was between as death glare and an I-wanna-just-run-out-of-this-room-and-never-come-back, mortified look.
Ginny, who had been sitting next to Harry at the time, was laughing so hard she was almost gasping for air.
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!" yelled Ron, as he slammed his hand down on the table, "AND BESIDES HARRY, ITS NOT AS IF YOU AND GINNY WEREN'T TOUCHING EACH OTHER THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!!!"
Of course, because of this sudden outburst, the entire Great hall was now, once again, focused on the end of the Gryffindor table.
"Shut up, Ron, just because I got a girl and you are too afraid to even talk to any besides your best friend and can't get any from her (or anyone else for that matter) , you shouldn't be jealous.Oh wait, hold on, yes you should!" Harry retorted which caused Ron's face to turn a deeper shade of red (if that was at all possible).
"Harry, I suggest you shut your fucking mouth, or else I will have to do so manually!!!!" Ron yelled back.
"Oh, yeah, I bet you'd like to do that, Ron."said Harry, giving him a wink, "But I'm sorry, I don't swing that way."
"Shut the fuck up, Mr.I'm-so-great-because-I-have-a-scar-in-the-middle-of- my-fucking-forehead! I'm sick you and your ego!" Ron yelled, as he ran out of the Great Hall, to find Hermione.
Hermione had been walking up to the common, as she had forgotten her bag, which contained her necessities: lip gloss, lipstick, lip liner, hair gel, hair brush, foundation, cover up, blush, several shades of eye shadow, eye liner, tweezers, tissues(hint hint), breath mints, and a condom, just in case.
She was about to tell the Fat Lady the password when suddenly, Ron ran up to her.
"Hermione, I.I.I.need to tell y-you something", Ron gasped, he cheeks flushed, and his breath was ragged, being out of breath from running so hard.
"Well, I was just about to get something up in my dorm, how about you tell me in the common room?" Hermione said, then quickly realizing she had just been out-of-character, she quickly added, "I want to get (touches his face) ready." she whispered sexily.
Ron, who was now flustered just as Snape had been said, "Oh, o-o-o-k."
Hermione then said, "Snapeus Assholeus", which caused the portrait to swing open, gaining the two entrance to the common room.
A/N: Sorry for the cliffee, I just couldn't resist! YaY! I got another review! As I said before, when I get reviews, I get happy and when I get happy, I write.So if you want me to update more, tell how much you like/hate the chappie! I wonder what Ron is going to tell Hermione..hmmmmmmm.who knows? I might have to add a sex scene in this story after all.*giggle**giggle*