Hollywood Hijinks!
To Red Witch: I had no idea the episode that featured Jesse was that old. Ah well.
Chapter 3: Plans and craziness!
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"So, what's the plot of the movie?" Althea asked McGee.
"It's set a couple years after the events of Chickens V." McGee explained. "Ted and Samantha married and moved away from Diamond City."
"Actually, they married at the end of Chickens V." Paul interrupted.
"Right." McGee nodded. "Anyway, the King of the Space Chickens wants revenge on the couple, but he has no idea that they're gone. So, he has his chicken army attack the city. It falls up to a quartet of rock musician mutants to stop them alongside the Misfits."
"So, who's the band?" Lance wondered. Jamie overheard and smiled.
"I know who'll make the perfect quartet." Multiple smiled as he walked up to McGee. "My boys: Lance Alvers, Craig Starr, John Allerdyce, and Paul Starr: The Superstars! The world's first all-mutant rock band." He gave McGee a business card. "James Madrox, manager of the Superstars. Now, if you want my boys to star in the movie, they gotta have songs on the soundtrack."
"You heard the man." Paul grinned.
"That's a good idea!" Althea laughed. "Pietro, Wanda, Xi, Todd, and myself can be the Misfits for the movie, and Lance, Paul, Craig, and John can be the band in the movie."
"What about us?" Trinity asked in unison.
"You three will be in as well." Althea groaned.
"Claudius, let go of my head!" John yelled, trying to get Little C gently off his head. The seal-like baby had latched himself onto Pyro, putting his flippers over his eyes. The baby squealed and laughed as John jumped around.
"Unca Johnny funny!" Claudius squealed.
"Get him off! I can't see what I'm setting fire to with him on my head!" John pleaded. "Not to mention his claws! He'll scratch me!"
"Calm down, John." Althea walked up to a blinded Pyro. "Okay baby, Uncle John needs his eyes now." Claudius razzed as Althea pulled him off Pyro's head. "Claudius and Barney adore you, John."
"Do they know when not to show it?" John groaned.
"Hug me Unca Johnny." Claudius reached for John. Pyro shook his head with a smile.
"Be good, and I'll teach you and your brother how to set fires." John grinned.
"Ooh boy." Althea groaned. "Where's Beaky?" The Misfits looked around, until they heard a scream.
"AHHHHHH!!!!! THERE'S A CHICKEN THING ON THE CATERING TABLE!!!"
"BAT!!"
"Uh-oh." All the Misfits said together. They ran to the catering table and saw Barney defending a plate of gummi worms.
"Bat! Bat! Bat! BAAAAAAT!!!!!" Barney swung his bat at anyone who came within two feet of the candy worms.
"Okay Barney, let the people have hey watch it! Don't hit me, yo! C'mon!" Todd carefully grabbed a crying Barney.
"He wants the gummi worms." John pointed out the obvious.
"Ya think?" Craig groaned. John was holding Claudius, eyeing his new claw fingers warily. The woman who screamed, a fat ugly hag with gray hair, glared at Beaky.
"Creatures like you belong in a zoo!"
"Up yours, lady!" Todd snapped.
"This is my baby brother, you hag!" Al snapped. Bulldog noticed the scene, Davey Boy behind him.
"Is there a problem here?" The British Joe asked.
"Yeah, Bulldog. This old hag said Barney belongs in a zoo." Wanda replied. Beaky razzed the lady.
"He's harmless, madam. Only a baby." Bulldog reassured.
{Yeah, and he's much better lookin' than you, lady!} Bulldog barked, making the Englishman snicker.
"Hhmph." The lady walked away, muttering.
{What an old cow.} Davey Boy barked to Bulldog. The Misfits looked at the Englishman.
"He just called that lady an old cow." Bulldog explained.
"Ah." The Misfits nodded.
"Hey Paul!" Tabby smiled as she walked up to Starchild. "Guess what? I'm playing one of the band's groupies in the movie." Jamie walked up to the Misfits, cell phone on face.
"Look, tell Paris and Nikki I'll find a role for them in the movie. I'm only human, man! Yeah. Oh, and Paul says hi. Tell 'em he's been busy. Well, he is a mutant superhero/rock musician." He looked at the Misfits, and held up his index finger in a "Wait a sec, please" manner. "Yeah. Look, I get results. This band will blow up like an H-bomb, baby! And so will this movie. C'mon, this is Evil Space Chickens! Many hail these movies as the chicken version of 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes'! You never saw that movie. Man, you never lived. That movie is awesome."
"You know the Hilton Sisters?" Pietro whispered to Paul.
"We've met." Paul whispered back.
"Is there anyone you don't know?" Wanda whispered in amazement.
"I don't know that guy on Will and Grace." Paul grinned.
"Okay, people! Let's get into costume! We're going to film!" McGee announced.
"Into costume, huh?" Lance turned to Jamie, who had just hung up. "Hey Jamie, you got our Superstar costumes and makeup?"
"Of course." Jamie replied.
"Then what're you standing around yappin' for? Go get them!" Craig snapped. Jamie gave a mock salute and ran to get the outfits (A/N: See "A Day in the life of Paul Starr.")
"You know, Kitty thinks you did look cute in makeup." Tabitha laughed. Lance blushed.
"I can't help the fact I admire Ace Frehley. Okay?" Lance replied. "Besides, the first solo I ever learned was "Rock 'n' Roll All Night"."
"Yeah, I first learned to play to "Detroit Rock City."" Paul grinned.
"I wonder if Spirit's leg has healed up." Wanda remembered. On a mission a while back, Spirit had gotten injured, which explained his absence at this time.
"I checked on him before we left. He'll be fine." John grinned.
"That would explain why he was screaming about his cast being on fire." Quinn laughed.
Oh, Johnny. Never stops with the fires. Anyway, can the mutants avoid disaster? Yeah, and Spider-Man wears green. What will Virus and Zanya do? Who knows. What about the adults? Find out in the next chapter!! Suggestions needed badly!!
To Red Witch: I had no idea the episode that featured Jesse was that old. Ah well.
Chapter 3: Plans and craziness!
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"So, what's the plot of the movie?" Althea asked McGee.
"It's set a couple years after the events of Chickens V." McGee explained. "Ted and Samantha married and moved away from Diamond City."
"Actually, they married at the end of Chickens V." Paul interrupted.
"Right." McGee nodded. "Anyway, the King of the Space Chickens wants revenge on the couple, but he has no idea that they're gone. So, he has his chicken army attack the city. It falls up to a quartet of rock musician mutants to stop them alongside the Misfits."
"So, who's the band?" Lance wondered. Jamie overheard and smiled.
"I know who'll make the perfect quartet." Multiple smiled as he walked up to McGee. "My boys: Lance Alvers, Craig Starr, John Allerdyce, and Paul Starr: The Superstars! The world's first all-mutant rock band." He gave McGee a business card. "James Madrox, manager of the Superstars. Now, if you want my boys to star in the movie, they gotta have songs on the soundtrack."
"You heard the man." Paul grinned.
"That's a good idea!" Althea laughed. "Pietro, Wanda, Xi, Todd, and myself can be the Misfits for the movie, and Lance, Paul, Craig, and John can be the band in the movie."
"What about us?" Trinity asked in unison.
"You three will be in as well." Althea groaned.
"Claudius, let go of my head!" John yelled, trying to get Little C gently off his head. The seal-like baby had latched himself onto Pyro, putting his flippers over his eyes. The baby squealed and laughed as John jumped around.
"Unca Johnny funny!" Claudius squealed.
"Get him off! I can't see what I'm setting fire to with him on my head!" John pleaded. "Not to mention his claws! He'll scratch me!"
"Calm down, John." Althea walked up to a blinded Pyro. "Okay baby, Uncle John needs his eyes now." Claudius razzed as Althea pulled him off Pyro's head. "Claudius and Barney adore you, John."
"Do they know when not to show it?" John groaned.
"Hug me Unca Johnny." Claudius reached for John. Pyro shook his head with a smile.
"Be good, and I'll teach you and your brother how to set fires." John grinned.
"Ooh boy." Althea groaned. "Where's Beaky?" The Misfits looked around, until they heard a scream.
"AHHHHHH!!!!! THERE'S A CHICKEN THING ON THE CATERING TABLE!!!"
"BAT!!"
"Uh-oh." All the Misfits said together. They ran to the catering table and saw Barney defending a plate of gummi worms.
"Bat! Bat! Bat! BAAAAAAT!!!!!" Barney swung his bat at anyone who came within two feet of the candy worms.
"Okay Barney, let the people have hey watch it! Don't hit me, yo! C'mon!" Todd carefully grabbed a crying Barney.
"He wants the gummi worms." John pointed out the obvious.
"Ya think?" Craig groaned. John was holding Claudius, eyeing his new claw fingers warily. The woman who screamed, a fat ugly hag with gray hair, glared at Beaky.
"Creatures like you belong in a zoo!"
"Up yours, lady!" Todd snapped.
"This is my baby brother, you hag!" Al snapped. Bulldog noticed the scene, Davey Boy behind him.
"Is there a problem here?" The British Joe asked.
"Yeah, Bulldog. This old hag said Barney belongs in a zoo." Wanda replied. Beaky razzed the lady.
"He's harmless, madam. Only a baby." Bulldog reassured.
{Yeah, and he's much better lookin' than you, lady!} Bulldog barked, making the Englishman snicker.
"Hhmph." The lady walked away, muttering.
{What an old cow.} Davey Boy barked to Bulldog. The Misfits looked at the Englishman.
"He just called that lady an old cow." Bulldog explained.
"Ah." The Misfits nodded.
"Hey Paul!" Tabby smiled as she walked up to Starchild. "Guess what? I'm playing one of the band's groupies in the movie." Jamie walked up to the Misfits, cell phone on face.
"Look, tell Paris and Nikki I'll find a role for them in the movie. I'm only human, man! Yeah. Oh, and Paul says hi. Tell 'em he's been busy. Well, he is a mutant superhero/rock musician." He looked at the Misfits, and held up his index finger in a "Wait a sec, please" manner. "Yeah. Look, I get results. This band will blow up like an H-bomb, baby! And so will this movie. C'mon, this is Evil Space Chickens! Many hail these movies as the chicken version of 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes'! You never saw that movie. Man, you never lived. That movie is awesome."
"You know the Hilton Sisters?" Pietro whispered to Paul.
"We've met." Paul whispered back.
"Is there anyone you don't know?" Wanda whispered in amazement.
"I don't know that guy on Will and Grace." Paul grinned.
"Okay, people! Let's get into costume! We're going to film!" McGee announced.
"Into costume, huh?" Lance turned to Jamie, who had just hung up. "Hey Jamie, you got our Superstar costumes and makeup?"
"Of course." Jamie replied.
"Then what're you standing around yappin' for? Go get them!" Craig snapped. Jamie gave a mock salute and ran to get the outfits (A/N: See "A Day in the life of Paul Starr.")
"You know, Kitty thinks you did look cute in makeup." Tabitha laughed. Lance blushed.
"I can't help the fact I admire Ace Frehley. Okay?" Lance replied. "Besides, the first solo I ever learned was "Rock 'n' Roll All Night"."
"Yeah, I first learned to play to "Detroit Rock City."" Paul grinned.
"I wonder if Spirit's leg has healed up." Wanda remembered. On a mission a while back, Spirit had gotten injured, which explained his absence at this time.
"I checked on him before we left. He'll be fine." John grinned.
"That would explain why he was screaming about his cast being on fire." Quinn laughed.
Oh, Johnny. Never stops with the fires. Anyway, can the mutants avoid disaster? Yeah, and Spider-Man wears green. What will Virus and Zanya do? Who knows. What about the adults? Find out in the next chapter!! Suggestions needed badly!!