Hollywood Hijinks
Hey folks! Here's another chapter! But first, some responses to my reviewers:
Red Witch: Oh, you are right about one thing. Let's just say Zanya won't be able to keep her hands on Paul for very long. And tell Althea that Virus will get hurt. I just need time. And BTW, I have seen the Spy Troopers movie. I definitely did not like how they characterized Beach Head. It would've been no fun tormenting him if he was so acting like a surfer dude. But I thought the character of Hi-Tech was cool. I might bring him in if I learn more about what he does.
RogueFanKC: Glad to see ya! You can't really blame Paul for the riot, though. Sometimes he tends to not get what's going on, even when he's being yelled at in his face. BTW, I will torture the X-Boys some more, and in a way, I did drive two X-Girls crazy when they didn't get to play groupies, so hope that helps!
Wizard1: I'm glad you love Jamie as a manager! That guy has more connections than a Lego model! And Hollywood will never be the same again! BTW, thanks for reviewing "Birth of a Juke Box Hero". Believe it or not, I was inspired to create Kid Razor by 80s rock videos and my favorite pro wrestler, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. If you ever see him wrestle, check out his ring gear. It's basically Razor's costume, except I added the heavy metal T-shirt, and I replaced the broken hearts with razor blades. And BTW, don't worry. Virus and Zanya will get their plans blown up in their faces. PLEEEEEEASE UPDATE THE MUTANT MASSACRE!!!!
To JCKIDSMART: Good to hear from you. Glad you like my story! I have written more! Check out my profile and review 'em!
Chapter 5: Movie Madness!
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"Man, that was a fantastic shoot! What a great way to start the movie!" McGee laughed as he walked out of the studio, Jamie walking beside him. The young mutant's jaw hit the ground, and his eyes nearly bulged out of his glasses.
"HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY FREAKIN' NUTS!!!" Jamie yelled. "THOSE GIRLS RIPPED THE SET APART!! PAUL IS GONE!! AND TABBY AND AMARA THREATENED TO BLOW ME TO TINY PIECES AND ROAST MY REAR IF I DON'T FIND HIM!!! AND DON'T ASK WHAT THEY SAID TO THE OTHER GUYS!!!"
"Relax, James." McGee coolly replied. "I'm sure he's fine."
"What are you on, man?" Jamie shook his head. His cell phone rang. "Yeah? Hey, it's the HBK! How ya doin'? You saw Kid Razor's costume, huh? Yeah, he's a fan. Big one. I wouldn't get mad if...Oh, you're not mad. You get the thing behind it." Jamie rubbed his head. "Well, he's isn't one of my talents. I haven't been able to get his contract. I know him, but not that well. I think he would be interested in wrestling. You'll have to ask him, though. Yeah, I got the Avengers' number. Just ask for Razor." Jamie closed his cell phone. "I just got a phone call from Shawn Michaels." He shook his head and smiled. "Kid Razor's gonna be so jealous."
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!" Scott roared. He and the other three X-Boys stomped down the hall. Scott was dressed up like Todd, Remy like Lance, Piotr like Blob, and Ray got disguised as Craig. "WE HAVE TO BE THEIR FREAKIN' STUNT DOUBLES!!!!"
"Gambit not want to break into movies like dis." Remy sighed.
"Jamie said it was the best he could do." Peter sighed.
"I am going to KILL Multiple when I get my hands on him!" Scott growled. He then let out a sigh. "It could be worse. I could be subbing for Starchild. That would really be a nightmare." Jean giggled as she noticed them.
"You four look adorable." She laughed. "Who's Paul's stunt double? I mean, I would be very sad if Paul got hurt."
{I HAVE GOTTEN HURT A LOT SINCE PAUL CAME INTO MY LIFE AND SHE DOESN'T CARE A LICK!! WHY IS FATE DRVING ME CRAZY LIKE THIS!?!?!?!} Scott screamed mentally. {AND JAMIE IS GOING TO DIE!!!} Scott's target happened to walk into the room. He burst out laughing at the four boys.
"Man, you guys look like perfect stunt doubles!" Jamie laughed. Unbeknownst to him, Virus was watching.
{There's that bloody woman-stealing Toad!} Virus growled under his breath. {You are going to die, Tolensky} He had no idea it was Scott in the guise of Toad. He pulled out a piano wire from his pocket. {I hope you like being choked out quick, pal. I'm gonna take you out for good, then get what's rightfully mine.} He waited until Scott was alone. Scott happened to be leaving to go to get himself a snack. Virus slowly crept up on him.
{You're gonna die, Toad...I'm gonna get my beloved prize...} Virus grinned insanely as he snuck up on Scott. "YAAHHHH!!!!!" He wrapped the wire around Scott's neck, and tightened. "I'll teach you to steal my woman!" Virus cackled as he choked Scott.
"GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Scott knocked Virus with a headbutt, the turned around, throwing off his wig. "You idiot! Who are you!!"
"You're not Toad!" Virus snapped. "Why're you dressing up like him?"
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't blast you!" Scott snapped.
"I thought you were Toad!" Virus exclaimed.
"Why're you after Toad?" Scott wondered.
"Because he has something I want." Virus growled. He then gave a longing sigh. "He stole my beloved Althea away from me."
{This idiot has a crush on Althea?} Scott raised an eyebrow. {Man, he is nuts.}
"It was on an island when I first laid eyes on that beautiful mermaid." Virus sighed happily. "I knew right then and there she was the one for me. That was, until I found that Toad had her heart." Virus started shaking with jealous rage. "I discovered my beloved was fawning over that frog! He's a bloody frog! What does she see in him? I'm so much better than he is!"
"Tell me about it!" Scott grumbled. "I have a girlfriend, but she fawns over this other guy. She fawns over that freakin' Starchild! I HATE HIM!" An evil idea formed in Virus's head.
"You know mate, I feel for ya." Virus grinned. "What do you say you and I team up? You help me with my Toad problem, and I help you with your Starchild troubles."
"I don't know..."
"Oh come on, guv! You and I both know you hate the Misfits! Wouldn't you enjoy the chance to take one out forever?"
"I suppose..."
"I mean, it's Starchild. The one who breaks hearts just by looking at them! He stole your bird's love! Don't tell me you're gonna stand there and let him get away with her heart!"
"YEAH!" Scott agreed. "Buddy, you got a deal! What do they call you?"
"Vincent James." Virus grinned. "But my friends call me Virus."
"Why Virus?"
"I'm a mutant like you. I can possess machines, and I recently gained a talent for inventing." Virus snickered.
"Alright, but you'd better be ready." Scott warned.
"Ready for what?" Virus wondered. "OWWWWWWW!!!!!" Scott blasted Virus with his optic rays.
"Starchild has a talent for making plans backfire." Scott snickered as he walked away.
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"Wakey wakey, my beloved..." A voice purred into Paul Starr's ear. The mutant known as Starchild awoke to find himself in an old set. It was a mansion set from an old 1930s flick. Paul was laid across the staircase. He looked up to find a familiar face.
"Hey, you're Tanya! That girl from the set!" Paul realized. The blue-haired girl smirked.
"Starchild, I am hurt." She said in a familiar voice. She ran her hand through her blue hair, pulling it off. It was a wig, revealing her familiar green hair. Paul's eyes widened as he realized her true identity.
"Zanya!" Paul yelped.
"Are you surprised to see me?" She cooed.
"What are you doing here, Zanya?" Paul got up.
"Oh, Starr..." Zanya cooed, wrapping her arms around Paul's neck. "Now you know that I couldn't stand the thought of seeing one of those X-Hussies have you. That's why I came here, so we could be together in the movie. I knew your heart ached for me." Suddenly, a potted plant slid up above them, smacking Zanya squarely in the head, knocking her out. Paul placed her on a chair.
"Hoo boy." Paul sighed.
Man, things just get weirder and weirder? What'll become of this strange alliance between Scott and Virus? What just happened here? Can the movie be made? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
Hey folks! Here's another chapter! But first, some responses to my reviewers:
Red Witch: Oh, you are right about one thing. Let's just say Zanya won't be able to keep her hands on Paul for very long. And tell Althea that Virus will get hurt. I just need time. And BTW, I have seen the Spy Troopers movie. I definitely did not like how they characterized Beach Head. It would've been no fun tormenting him if he was so acting like a surfer dude. But I thought the character of Hi-Tech was cool. I might bring him in if I learn more about what he does.
RogueFanKC: Glad to see ya! You can't really blame Paul for the riot, though. Sometimes he tends to not get what's going on, even when he's being yelled at in his face. BTW, I will torture the X-Boys some more, and in a way, I did drive two X-Girls crazy when they didn't get to play groupies, so hope that helps!
Wizard1: I'm glad you love Jamie as a manager! That guy has more connections than a Lego model! And Hollywood will never be the same again! BTW, thanks for reviewing "Birth of a Juke Box Hero". Believe it or not, I was inspired to create Kid Razor by 80s rock videos and my favorite pro wrestler, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. If you ever see him wrestle, check out his ring gear. It's basically Razor's costume, except I added the heavy metal T-shirt, and I replaced the broken hearts with razor blades. And BTW, don't worry. Virus and Zanya will get their plans blown up in their faces. PLEEEEEEASE UPDATE THE MUTANT MASSACRE!!!!
To JCKIDSMART: Good to hear from you. Glad you like my story! I have written more! Check out my profile and review 'em!
Chapter 5: Movie Madness!
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"Man, that was a fantastic shoot! What a great way to start the movie!" McGee laughed as he walked out of the studio, Jamie walking beside him. The young mutant's jaw hit the ground, and his eyes nearly bulged out of his glasses.
"HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY FREAKIN' NUTS!!!" Jamie yelled. "THOSE GIRLS RIPPED THE SET APART!! PAUL IS GONE!! AND TABBY AND AMARA THREATENED TO BLOW ME TO TINY PIECES AND ROAST MY REAR IF I DON'T FIND HIM!!! AND DON'T ASK WHAT THEY SAID TO THE OTHER GUYS!!!"
"Relax, James." McGee coolly replied. "I'm sure he's fine."
"What are you on, man?" Jamie shook his head. His cell phone rang. "Yeah? Hey, it's the HBK! How ya doin'? You saw Kid Razor's costume, huh? Yeah, he's a fan. Big one. I wouldn't get mad if...Oh, you're not mad. You get the thing behind it." Jamie rubbed his head. "Well, he's isn't one of my talents. I haven't been able to get his contract. I know him, but not that well. I think he would be interested in wrestling. You'll have to ask him, though. Yeah, I got the Avengers' number. Just ask for Razor." Jamie closed his cell phone. "I just got a phone call from Shawn Michaels." He shook his head and smiled. "Kid Razor's gonna be so jealous."
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!" Scott roared. He and the other three X-Boys stomped down the hall. Scott was dressed up like Todd, Remy like Lance, Piotr like Blob, and Ray got disguised as Craig. "WE HAVE TO BE THEIR FREAKIN' STUNT DOUBLES!!!!"
"Gambit not want to break into movies like dis." Remy sighed.
"Jamie said it was the best he could do." Peter sighed.
"I am going to KILL Multiple when I get my hands on him!" Scott growled. He then let out a sigh. "It could be worse. I could be subbing for Starchild. That would really be a nightmare." Jean giggled as she noticed them.
"You four look adorable." She laughed. "Who's Paul's stunt double? I mean, I would be very sad if Paul got hurt."
{I HAVE GOTTEN HURT A LOT SINCE PAUL CAME INTO MY LIFE AND SHE DOESN'T CARE A LICK!! WHY IS FATE DRVING ME CRAZY LIKE THIS!?!?!?!} Scott screamed mentally. {AND JAMIE IS GOING TO DIE!!!} Scott's target happened to walk into the room. He burst out laughing at the four boys.
"Man, you guys look like perfect stunt doubles!" Jamie laughed. Unbeknownst to him, Virus was watching.
{There's that bloody woman-stealing Toad!} Virus growled under his breath. {You are going to die, Tolensky} He had no idea it was Scott in the guise of Toad. He pulled out a piano wire from his pocket. {I hope you like being choked out quick, pal. I'm gonna take you out for good, then get what's rightfully mine.} He waited until Scott was alone. Scott happened to be leaving to go to get himself a snack. Virus slowly crept up on him.
{You're gonna die, Toad...I'm gonna get my beloved prize...} Virus grinned insanely as he snuck up on Scott. "YAAHHHH!!!!!" He wrapped the wire around Scott's neck, and tightened. "I'll teach you to steal my woman!" Virus cackled as he choked Scott.
"GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Scott knocked Virus with a headbutt, the turned around, throwing off his wig. "You idiot! Who are you!!"
"You're not Toad!" Virus snapped. "Why're you dressing up like him?"
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't blast you!" Scott snapped.
"I thought you were Toad!" Virus exclaimed.
"Why're you after Toad?" Scott wondered.
"Because he has something I want." Virus growled. He then gave a longing sigh. "He stole my beloved Althea away from me."
{This idiot has a crush on Althea?} Scott raised an eyebrow. {Man, he is nuts.}
"It was on an island when I first laid eyes on that beautiful mermaid." Virus sighed happily. "I knew right then and there she was the one for me. That was, until I found that Toad had her heart." Virus started shaking with jealous rage. "I discovered my beloved was fawning over that frog! He's a bloody frog! What does she see in him? I'm so much better than he is!"
"Tell me about it!" Scott grumbled. "I have a girlfriend, but she fawns over this other guy. She fawns over that freakin' Starchild! I HATE HIM!" An evil idea formed in Virus's head.
"You know mate, I feel for ya." Virus grinned. "What do you say you and I team up? You help me with my Toad problem, and I help you with your Starchild troubles."
"I don't know..."
"Oh come on, guv! You and I both know you hate the Misfits! Wouldn't you enjoy the chance to take one out forever?"
"I suppose..."
"I mean, it's Starchild. The one who breaks hearts just by looking at them! He stole your bird's love! Don't tell me you're gonna stand there and let him get away with her heart!"
"YEAH!" Scott agreed. "Buddy, you got a deal! What do they call you?"
"Vincent James." Virus grinned. "But my friends call me Virus."
"Why Virus?"
"I'm a mutant like you. I can possess machines, and I recently gained a talent for inventing." Virus snickered.
"Alright, but you'd better be ready." Scott warned.
"Ready for what?" Virus wondered. "OWWWWWWW!!!!!" Scott blasted Virus with his optic rays.
"Starchild has a talent for making plans backfire." Scott snickered as he walked away.
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"Wakey wakey, my beloved..." A voice purred into Paul Starr's ear. The mutant known as Starchild awoke to find himself in an old set. It was a mansion set from an old 1930s flick. Paul was laid across the staircase. He looked up to find a familiar face.
"Hey, you're Tanya! That girl from the set!" Paul realized. The blue-haired girl smirked.
"Starchild, I am hurt." She said in a familiar voice. She ran her hand through her blue hair, pulling it off. It was a wig, revealing her familiar green hair. Paul's eyes widened as he realized her true identity.
"Zanya!" Paul yelped.
"Are you surprised to see me?" She cooed.
"What are you doing here, Zanya?" Paul got up.
"Oh, Starr..." Zanya cooed, wrapping her arms around Paul's neck. "Now you know that I couldn't stand the thought of seeing one of those X-Hussies have you. That's why I came here, so we could be together in the movie. I knew your heart ached for me." Suddenly, a potted plant slid up above them, smacking Zanya squarely in the head, knocking her out. Paul placed her on a chair.
"Hoo boy." Paul sighed.
Man, things just get weirder and weirder? What'll become of this strange alliance between Scott and Virus? What just happened here? Can the movie be made? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!