Hollywood Hijinks
Alright! Another chapter! Here's some responses to my readers:
Red Witch: Two words: "Star" and "bucks". Keep reading my stories! (You and RogueFanKC have reviewed all my Misfit stories) Virus and Zanya together? I don't think it'd work. They're both crazy, but Zanya's crazy in love with Paul, and Virus is too obsessed with Althea. BTW, how do you put out a chapter a day?
RogueFanKC: Storm chasing Shipwreck? Yeah, right. And the potted plant? Maybe it was an X-Girl, maybe it wasn't.
Wizard1: Jamie definitely will need a vacation after this. With his connections, he'll be able to go anywhere on earth. As for Razor having Jamie as a manager, I dunno. It's up to him, really. BTW, about Scott willingly working for a Dreadnok: At this point, the X-Men have no idea about Virus's existence, much less the fact he's a Dreadnok. I am working on ideas for a Misfit Halloween fic (The Avengers will be in it too). I hope you get a new chapter of the Mutant Massacre up. I recently got my hands on an X-Men guide, and it's got details of the Morlock Massacre in it (Angel got badly injured, causing him to lose his beloved wings, and Gambit played a role in the massacre, which he always regretted). As for catfights, you might see a couple.
Chapter 6: More Movie Madness!!
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"Now what do I do?" Paul sighed as he looked at the unconscious Zanya. "If Zanya's here, then trouble's not far behind."
"Hi, sugah." A southern-accented voice purred into his ear. Paul turned around to see Rogue.
"What're you doing here?" Paul scratched his head. Rogue laughed.
"Ah was hopin' to see you." She glared at Zanya. "Until a certain green- haired wench decided to stick her nose where it didn't belong."
"Look Rogue, If Zanya's here, who knows what's going to happen. I mean, she's a Dreadnok. Her uncles and aunt can't be too far behind." Paul reasoned. Rogue nodded in agreement.
"Perhaps, sugah. But what would Cobra want with a movie studio?"
"I dunno, but we gotta find the others and warn 'em!" Paul ran off. Rogue watched for a second, before turning to an unconscious Zanya.
"That's what ya get for tryin' to take mah man." Rogue smirked before turning around and following the sensational Starchild.
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Standing in the set of a futuristic meeting room, McGee was talking to Pietro, Wanda, Althea, Xi, Blob and the Triplets.
"Okay, now in this scene, we meet the Misfits for the very first time. How do you like the costumes they made for you?"
"I like mine." Althea smiled, looking over her blue bodysuit with a black stripe down the middle and a wave on the chest.
"I wasn't too fond of mine until I found out I had a cloak and hood." Wanda smiled, looking over her red costume with a long red cloak. One could also notice she had a funny-looking red crest on her head. She pulled a red hood over her head, and grinned widely. "Now I can look scary!"
"Ahhh, this is me." Pietro grinned. His costume was a high-collared bodysuit, with a silver lightning bolt crossing the chest from his left shoulder to his right hip. The costume was light blue above the lightning bolt, and dark blue below it. His boots were white. "Style, flash, and flair. So Pietro Maximoff." Xi and Blob were wearing modified versions of their regular costumes.
"I still do not understand the point of this 'acting' stuff." Xi scratched his blond hair, which was slicked back and placed in a ponytail.
"When you act Xi, you get to...to...to..." Fred struggled to find the words. Pietro opened his mouth, but a glare from Wanda made him close it quick. "Well, Basically it's a blown-up version of playing pretend."
"Ah." Xi nodded in understanding.
"This machinery looks so fake." Quinn sniffed.
"I hope Jamie can get us a real gig." Daria giggled.
"Where'd Lance, Craig, and John go?" Brittany wondered.
"They're looking for Paul." Althea laughed. "Tabby threatened to blow them to bits. Wanda did some convincing of her own to get Craig to look for Paul." Wanda shrugged.
"All is said is I wouldn't leave him alone about our date until he found him." Wanda grinned.
"He activated his telepathic bond faster than Quicksilver on caffeine could run!" Blob laughed.
"No kidding." Xi agreed with a smile.
"BLOB!!!" Piotr roared, walking on set.
"Demanding divas." Wanda snickered. Colossus glared at the Scarlet Witch for a moment, then turned to Blob.
"Why do I have to be your stunt double?!" He stomped his foot. "You don't need one! You're practically invulnerable!"
"I'm a movie star. It's a requirement." Fred grinned.
"I hate you." The Russian seethed.
"Okay, get the girly man off the set, we gotta film!" McGee ordered to his crew.
"I AM NOT A GIRLY MAN!!" Pietro yelled.
"Not you, stupid! He's taking about Colossus!" Althea snapped, pointing at the Russian.
"Hey!" Colossus yelled.
"Isn't Lionheart and Barbecue in this scene?" Toad realized. They heard a man's yell.
"LIONHEART, YOU PERVERT!!!!! QUIT PEEKING IN MY TRAILER!!!!" Barbecue yelled.
"SHIPWRECK!!!! YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!!!!" Bulldog hollered. "GET OUT OF MISS MUNROE'S DRESSING ROOM NOW!!!"
"Is it always like this with you Joes?" McGee asked as a brawling Bulldog and Shipwreck appeared in his line of vision.
"Actually, this is rather calm for them." Wanda shrugged.
"BULLDOG!!! LET GO OF MY EAR!!! YOU'RE GOING TO RIP IT OFF!!!"
"JOHN, DON'T SET THAT ON FIRE!!!" Lance's yell rang out.
"Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoohahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!"
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High up above two movie sets, there was a tightrope strung. Virus grumbled as he stood on one of the sets, holding an anvil.
"This should take out Starchild. Then that moron Summers can destroy that loathsome Toad." He saw Paul walk up to a point under the tightrope. "Victory!" Virus started to walk across the tightrope, but the weight made him come down to Paul's level, tensing the tightrope on the way down.
"Hi Virus." Paul waved nonchalantly, continuing on his way. Rogue followed a second later.
"Sugah, wait for me!" Rogue called as she followed. Virus threw down the anvil.
"What in the name of..." What Virus realized was that since he dropped the anvil's massive weight, the stretched tightrope was able to whip itself back to its original position. "Uh-oh." With a BOING, the tightrope resumed its normal state. "YEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWW!!!!! SUMMERS WASN'T KIDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!" The whiplash momentum threw Virus into the air, smacking him through the roof of the studio. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" He went through the ceiling again on the way down, landing flat on his face. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!!!! Man, this is what that moron Summers goes through every day? Oh well, I can take stock in the fact he has no clue of my true allegiance." He then heard a very loud Australian-accented voice.
"SALLY STRUTHERS IS GONNA EXPERIMENT ON US!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
"JOHN, PUT THAT FLAMING 2x4 DOWN NOW!!!"
Man, things are going wild now! What'll happen next? What'll be Zanya's revenge? How come John hasn't set anything ablaze yet? Will the Misfits' movie debut be a hit? Find out in the next exciting chapter!
Alright! Another chapter! Here's some responses to my readers:
Red Witch: Two words: "Star" and "bucks". Keep reading my stories! (You and RogueFanKC have reviewed all my Misfit stories) Virus and Zanya together? I don't think it'd work. They're both crazy, but Zanya's crazy in love with Paul, and Virus is too obsessed with Althea. BTW, how do you put out a chapter a day?
RogueFanKC: Storm chasing Shipwreck? Yeah, right. And the potted plant? Maybe it was an X-Girl, maybe it wasn't.
Wizard1: Jamie definitely will need a vacation after this. With his connections, he'll be able to go anywhere on earth. As for Razor having Jamie as a manager, I dunno. It's up to him, really. BTW, about Scott willingly working for a Dreadnok: At this point, the X-Men have no idea about Virus's existence, much less the fact he's a Dreadnok. I am working on ideas for a Misfit Halloween fic (The Avengers will be in it too). I hope you get a new chapter of the Mutant Massacre up. I recently got my hands on an X-Men guide, and it's got details of the Morlock Massacre in it (Angel got badly injured, causing him to lose his beloved wings, and Gambit played a role in the massacre, which he always regretted). As for catfights, you might see a couple.
Chapter 6: More Movie Madness!!
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"Now what do I do?" Paul sighed as he looked at the unconscious Zanya. "If Zanya's here, then trouble's not far behind."
"Hi, sugah." A southern-accented voice purred into his ear. Paul turned around to see Rogue.
"What're you doing here?" Paul scratched his head. Rogue laughed.
"Ah was hopin' to see you." She glared at Zanya. "Until a certain green- haired wench decided to stick her nose where it didn't belong."
"Look Rogue, If Zanya's here, who knows what's going to happen. I mean, she's a Dreadnok. Her uncles and aunt can't be too far behind." Paul reasoned. Rogue nodded in agreement.
"Perhaps, sugah. But what would Cobra want with a movie studio?"
"I dunno, but we gotta find the others and warn 'em!" Paul ran off. Rogue watched for a second, before turning to an unconscious Zanya.
"That's what ya get for tryin' to take mah man." Rogue smirked before turning around and following the sensational Starchild.
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Standing in the set of a futuristic meeting room, McGee was talking to Pietro, Wanda, Althea, Xi, Blob and the Triplets.
"Okay, now in this scene, we meet the Misfits for the very first time. How do you like the costumes they made for you?"
"I like mine." Althea smiled, looking over her blue bodysuit with a black stripe down the middle and a wave on the chest.
"I wasn't too fond of mine until I found out I had a cloak and hood." Wanda smiled, looking over her red costume with a long red cloak. One could also notice she had a funny-looking red crest on her head. She pulled a red hood over her head, and grinned widely. "Now I can look scary!"
"Ahhh, this is me." Pietro grinned. His costume was a high-collared bodysuit, with a silver lightning bolt crossing the chest from his left shoulder to his right hip. The costume was light blue above the lightning bolt, and dark blue below it. His boots were white. "Style, flash, and flair. So Pietro Maximoff." Xi and Blob were wearing modified versions of their regular costumes.
"I still do not understand the point of this 'acting' stuff." Xi scratched his blond hair, which was slicked back and placed in a ponytail.
"When you act Xi, you get to...to...to..." Fred struggled to find the words. Pietro opened his mouth, but a glare from Wanda made him close it quick. "Well, Basically it's a blown-up version of playing pretend."
"Ah." Xi nodded in understanding.
"This machinery looks so fake." Quinn sniffed.
"I hope Jamie can get us a real gig." Daria giggled.
"Where'd Lance, Craig, and John go?" Brittany wondered.
"They're looking for Paul." Althea laughed. "Tabby threatened to blow them to bits. Wanda did some convincing of her own to get Craig to look for Paul." Wanda shrugged.
"All is said is I wouldn't leave him alone about our date until he found him." Wanda grinned.
"He activated his telepathic bond faster than Quicksilver on caffeine could run!" Blob laughed.
"No kidding." Xi agreed with a smile.
"BLOB!!!" Piotr roared, walking on set.
"Demanding divas." Wanda snickered. Colossus glared at the Scarlet Witch for a moment, then turned to Blob.
"Why do I have to be your stunt double?!" He stomped his foot. "You don't need one! You're practically invulnerable!"
"I'm a movie star. It's a requirement." Fred grinned.
"I hate you." The Russian seethed.
"Okay, get the girly man off the set, we gotta film!" McGee ordered to his crew.
"I AM NOT A GIRLY MAN!!" Pietro yelled.
"Not you, stupid! He's taking about Colossus!" Althea snapped, pointing at the Russian.
"Hey!" Colossus yelled.
"Isn't Lionheart and Barbecue in this scene?" Toad realized. They heard a man's yell.
"LIONHEART, YOU PERVERT!!!!! QUIT PEEKING IN MY TRAILER!!!!" Barbecue yelled.
"SHIPWRECK!!!! YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!!!!" Bulldog hollered. "GET OUT OF MISS MUNROE'S DRESSING ROOM NOW!!!"
"Is it always like this with you Joes?" McGee asked as a brawling Bulldog and Shipwreck appeared in his line of vision.
"Actually, this is rather calm for them." Wanda shrugged.
"BULLDOG!!! LET GO OF MY EAR!!! YOU'RE GOING TO RIP IT OFF!!!"
"JOHN, DON'T SET THAT ON FIRE!!!" Lance's yell rang out.
"Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoohahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!"
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High up above two movie sets, there was a tightrope strung. Virus grumbled as he stood on one of the sets, holding an anvil.
"This should take out Starchild. Then that moron Summers can destroy that loathsome Toad." He saw Paul walk up to a point under the tightrope. "Victory!" Virus started to walk across the tightrope, but the weight made him come down to Paul's level, tensing the tightrope on the way down.
"Hi Virus." Paul waved nonchalantly, continuing on his way. Rogue followed a second later.
"Sugah, wait for me!" Rogue called as she followed. Virus threw down the anvil.
"What in the name of..." What Virus realized was that since he dropped the anvil's massive weight, the stretched tightrope was able to whip itself back to its original position. "Uh-oh." With a BOING, the tightrope resumed its normal state. "YEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWW!!!!! SUMMERS WASN'T KIDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!" The whiplash momentum threw Virus into the air, smacking him through the roof of the studio. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" He went through the ceiling again on the way down, landing flat on his face. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!!!! Man, this is what that moron Summers goes through every day? Oh well, I can take stock in the fact he has no clue of my true allegiance." He then heard a very loud Australian-accented voice.
"SALLY STRUTHERS IS GONNA EXPERIMENT ON US!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
"JOHN, PUT THAT FLAMING 2x4 DOWN NOW!!!"
Man, things are going wild now! What'll happen next? What'll be Zanya's revenge? How come John hasn't set anything ablaze yet? Will the Misfits' movie debut be a hit? Find out in the next exciting chapter!